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Gaki no Tsukai. Recording site.
Good morning. Thank you for recording.
Thank you for recording.
I think it was tough.
It's been a long time.
As a program, we couldn't release all of the VTRs.
So we're going to show you some of the VTRs we couldn't release this time.
I'm looking forward to it.
I can't get it.
That's right.
Last year's morning broadcast.
Don't laugh, detective 24 o'clock.
During that recording, we couldn't release the unreleased VTRs.
What is that VTR?
It's Enno's prank verification VTR.
Is it my prank?
Yes.
What?
Wait a minute.
The atmosphere has completely changed.
Is it my prank?
There was one program that I thought was strange.
What?
Before the end of the year.
It was around October.
I don't know if it's true or not.
I did my best in that program.
There was a Nico Nico video.
Was it recorded?
Nico Nico video.
It was like a big debate.
Was Enno in it?
I was in it.
I thought it was strange.
You're very smart.
You said it clearly.
That's what I'm aiming for.
What?
I don't know.
What?
It was strange.
But you're in it.
It's not that bad, is it?
I haven't seen the VTR.
I asked the staff.
There is a slight laugh.
Wait a minute.
Don't be so brave.
It's not bad.
But it's not zero.
Don't be so brave.
It's my fault.
It's not bad.
Automobile and electronic products.
The development of new functions.
The debate is getting intense.
I'm in it.
What are you doing?
I'm watching it, too.
Please watch it.
The Garsue Chronically Detective Agency is working on various investigations and approaching the truth every day.
And this time, too, an investigation into a man's underwear.
The target is...
Kokoriko Endo Shozo, 44 years old.
Speaking of Endo...
Write three national three major duties.
Is that okay?
Three major duties.
Is it really that easy?
Endo's national three major duties.
Here they are!
Underwear.
Finally, the kid's servant detects an idiot character.
However...
Recently, Endo has been doing commentators on Kansai programs.
Endo is smart.
Is that information true?
So this time...
How smart is Endo?
We'll verify it thoroughly!
Immediately, we, with the cooperation of Nico Nico Douga...
Prepared a fictional debate show about Japan's future.
As planners...
These six people will welcome Endo, who is smart.
Oh, I see.
On the day of recording...
Usually, we decide on the middle school and high school...
So the code is wrong...
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Is this a school or something?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
First...
The director asks Endo...
A question about a certain social issue.
TPP.
I'd like to talk about it.
I think it's difficult for farmers.
Things made in Japan are cheaper abroad.
So you can buy it cheaper when you run out of it.
But you may not want to buy it here.
I want to be smart, but I don't have the knowledge I have.
Endo suddenly becomes smart.
I'm not smart!
I'd like you to understand it like that.
Kishi, Endo and Takei are familiar with TV.
But there are things that NEETs, idols and former cabajors can't see.
I'd like you to talk about it with Endo.
But Endo doesn't know.
These three people are actually very smart.
The identity of the mask idol is that of a native Tokyo-born idol.
Former cabajor is a socialist writer who graduated from Kyodai University.
And NEET is a white-collared young man who is familiar with social issues.
As the program progresses, the three of them gradually show their smartness.
At that time, what kind of reaction will Endo have?
Endo, who doesn't know anything, goes to the studio where the recording will be held.
Finally, the fake program starts!
In 2016, the year of modern Japan, when many problems arose and conflicts arose,
seven future samurais gathered and talked about the future of Japan, which will be famous in 2016.
I'm Horijun of the board of directors. Thank you for having me today.
Now, let me introduce you to the future samurais.
First of all, he's been active as a news commentator and program commentator at the former Economic Industry Award.
He's a professor at Keio University, and a professor and a knight. Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
Now, in 2015, many problems arose and conflicts arose.
But first of all, I'd like to know whether the future of Japan is bright or dark.
In conclusion, it's dark.
In my field of economics, in order for the future to be bright,
we need to increase economic growth rates and increase tax revenues.
However, Abenomics relies too much on finance and cannot increase productivity.
On the other hand, Abenomics relies too much on finance and cannot increase productivity.
In conclusion, Abenomics relies too much on finance and cannot increase productivity.
Now that you mentioned it, it's dark.
Next up is a sportsman and a former track and field player, a Japanese record holder,
Takei Sozan of the 110. Thank you for having me.
Is the future of Japan bright or dark? What do you think, Takei Sozan?
I think it's bright. I'm a sportsman.
If the young people around us can improve their social skills and become more powerful,
perhaps Japan will become even brighter. That's what I'm hoping for.
You mentioned both bright and dark aspects of Japan.
Now, I'd like to introduce you to a comedy duo, Kokoriko.
They're a variety show called "Hippori Dago".
Recently, they've been active as commentators for information programs.
Please welcome Endo Shozo.
- Thank you for having me. - Congratulations.
After the knight and Takei, what will Endo say about the future of Japan?
Endo, is the future of Japan bright or dark?
I've been living in Japan for a long time and doing this job for a long time.
I also have a daughter, so if you think about it like that, it's not bright.
I guess it's like that.
On the contrary, what makes you anxious right now?
Anxiety?
I'm really anxious about my daily life.
But I don't know if it's better for me to struggle like that.
Struggling as a human being?
Yes, struggling.
Struggling like that?
Please don't do this.
It's like Hamada's famous quote series.
To reassure Endo, they started discussing from a gentle theme.
Here it is.
The future of idols.
The current idol, Sakuraiki, is currently an idol group, Kamen Joshi.
This is amazing. Does everyone know about it?
While being an idol, everyone is wearing a mask.
No, it's better to wear a helmet.
It's not sealed.
Endo, who speaks comfortably only on gentle themes.
I'll ask Endo this question.
What are the conditions for an idol to survive in the entertainment world?
Endo, who has survived in the entertainment world where weapons have fallen violently, thinks about it.
What are the conditions for an idol to sell?
I heard that "Hello! Project" is the strongest.
If you become an idol, you want to join "Hello! Project".
However, there are people who have been rejected by auditions and are doing their best.
Of course, they are also great idols.
If you listen to their feelings one by one, you can see that they have a rebellious spirit and are not elite.
However, there are also people who say, "I will definitely protect this."
Here, the developer explains what Endo wanted to say with a smart interpretation.
What Endo said is very important.
The world of idols and culture is also a necessary innovation.
Idols are formed by AKB48 and the same government.
What? What are you talking about?
Who do you think of?
Even if it's a hot topic, it's a repetition of innovation, so it's getting more and more interesting and different.
I agree with you.
Endo is completely in the opinion of the reporter.
And after recording, when the reporter checked the memo he had taken when he was talking...
The reporter didn't take a memo.
What are you talking about?
Don't you write innovation there?
Now, let's talk about a hot topic.
It's the future of TPP.
It took a very long time for TPP to become a major agreement.
TPP is an agreement that aims to free up the economy of 12 countries in Asia Pacific regions such as the United States and Japan.
This will make it cheaper to import meat and vegetables, which will make consumers happy.
On the other hand, it is concerned about the disadvantages of giving a big blow to agriculture in Japan.
Even in Japan, there are various advantages of TPP, but there are also disadvantages and risks.
Now, everyone, please write down the advantages and disadvantages of TPP on your flipbook.
Endo, you can do it!
At that moment, we took an action that made us doubt our own eyes.
Crab meat.
That's fast.
Everyone, please raise your hands at the same time.
We have to raise our hands at the same time.
Demerits, demerits, merits, merits, merits.
There are a lot of merits here.
At that moment, the idols who were looking down suddenly start talking about TPP in detail.
What will happen to Endo?
Sakurai-san, what do you think of it?
Yes.
Merits.
Yes, by joining TPP, about 40% of GDP in the world will be saved and an economy will be formed.
Then, in the middle of it, free trade, complete withdrawal, suddenly free trade will start.
Electric cars, electric wires, development of new functions, competition is fierce.
Do you know what I said earlier?
I thought this guy was my comrade.
Do you know what I said earlier?
In addition, a former cab driver.
Automobile parts are said to be completely withdrawn immediately.
But in the first place, most of Japanese car manufacturers are locally produced.
I think so.
I wonder if it's not so good.
You're laughing at me.
I thought it was no good.
You're laughing at me.
It's going to break.
No, it's true.
Here, Hori asks Endo for his opinion.
Sakurai-san, what do you think of it?
But it's really...
It's important for you.
It's a good car, so if you can buy it cheaply, it's a benefit.
But if you think Japanese things are good, you can buy Japanese things.
I think it's good to be able to choose.
That's just it.
I wonder if it's okay to change it cheaply.
This is unexpected development and impatience that cannot be hidden.
After this, we will continue to crush this man with our own hands.
The next talk theme is "One hundred million total active society".
One hundred million total active society, which is said to have been chosen by Kikuchi Momoko as a private member of the National Assembly.
Prime Minister Abe talked about the meaning of creating a society where everyone can be more active at home, at work, and in the area.
On the other hand, criticism is also rising when people remember the discomfort of not being able to see the specific content.
Now, I have a question for you all.
One hundred million total active society.
Do you think it can be realized?
If you think you can do it, you can do it.
If you don't think you can do it, you can't do it.
Please write it directly on the flip.
No way.
Katsuyama is...
He's not Katsuyama.
However, this time, Endo will compete with Ichika Bachikano.
Everyone, are you ready?
Let's see if Ichioka Katsuyama can do it or not.
I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it!
Endo can do it!
Endo answered "I can do it" by himself.
Moreover, at this moment...
Endo took a risk and said "I want you to do it".
You made me look a little gray.
I missed it.
Everyone said "I can't do it".
After all, it is only when citizens have security of the future that they can all be active for the first time.
The government has not created enough security of the future and potential of the future,
and on the other hand, it seems that it is a little arrogant for people who are active.
You are right.
If you don't say it in more detail, is it a realistic policy or is it just "do your best"?
Everyone is tired of saying it.
It's like apologizing.
No, you can't do it like this, so I want you to say it in more detail.
Endo-san, you are nodding immediately.
You are right. Everyone is right.
But I just want you to do it.
He continues to disagree with himself.
You can't do it like this.
Moreover, it is a debate program.
I just want you to do it.
He has no concrete mental theory at all.
You can't do it like this.
Endo, who can't put it in well, was asked such a question.
What do you need to brighten up Japan's future one by one?
If you could appoint a prime minister from a past foreign minister, who would you appoint?
I'm a leader.
Then, everyone, please write it down.
He wrote a foreign minister and just explained the reason.
However, with Endo's answer, there was a shock.
Please raise it all at once.
Here you go.
Oh, a lot of things came out.
Each of you has a foreign minister.
You like it, don't you, Endo?
Endo, who is trying to overcome a big joke all at once.
However...
It's a British prime minister in World War II.
Of course, his leadership was amazing.
And he really did his best for the people.
Most of the people are looking for his words.
Put it down! Endo, put it down! Hide it! Hide it! Endo!
His speeches have a lot of famous speeches.
In fact, the power of Churchill's words is very important.
I've heard it so far.
What about you, Kimura-san?
Yes, I'm Ino Tatataka.
He is a very talented person in creating this map of Japan.
First of all, his vitality is amazing.
He has traveled all over Japan and all over Japan.
I'm Tomoaki Kanemoto.
I'm going to be the head coach of Hanshin Gymnasium from this year.
Kanemoto-san, you're a strong leader even if you break your arm.
Yes, I'm the prime minister, Kanemoto-san.
So far, we've shown you seven future samurai in a special program of Nico Nico Douga.
Lastly, what do you need to brighten up Japan's future one by one?
Please answer in four-letter words to improve Japan.
7 Future Samurais, what do you need to brighten up Japan's future?
Please answer in 4-letter words to make Japan better.
4-letter words?
It's easy to understand.
It doesn't have to be kanji.
If you have catchphrases.
Can you teach me some kanji?
Let's do it.
Please answer in 4-letter words.
There are a lot of kanji.
It's difficult.
Please express your feelings now.
You are really busy.
Can you hide your issues?
It's hard to accept your roles.
I hope society will accept me flexibly.
What about you.
We each have a different opinion.
Endo-san is laughing.
You're laughing at me.
I'm not laughing at you at all.
What does that mean?
This is all I know.
I'm sorry.
That's all.
But you're very poor.
In a sense, it's a short-term situation.
That's right.
We don't know what's going to happen from now on.
Everyone...
Yes, yes, it's all on you.
Now, everyone...
Everyone...
Please make 2016 a good year for you.
Let's meet again.
Goodbye!
It's already over?
Thank you!
Hahaha!
Why did you try to take notes, Enno-san?
Yes, yes, that area. That area was the most...
Normally, when you take notes, there are things like renovations and frames, right?
I was wondering if you were taking notes like that.
Every time I take notes, I feel like I look smart.
It's interesting.
It's amazing.
The atmosphere, right?
I didn't think anyone would look at this part.
I didn't think it would be exposed.
Everyone is so smart.
Those members...
Well, well, well...
It's amazing.
What do you think about it?
The masked idol next to me...
At first, they were dancing at the same pace as me.
Really.
And there were girls in this area and girls in the cabaret area.
So I thought, "Even if you say it, will we know it?"
But in the middle of it, it was like that...
Well, you saw it, so you know.
That's right.
I wonder who said it.
The explanation of the part you just saw...
I saw it. I saw it.
Well, there is a part called "masked idol".
Endo-san, in 2016...
Yes.
Endo-san's candidate...
Since it's a great opportunity, let's do it in four letters at the end.
What?
Oh, that's good.
Yes, please write something.
It can't be that there won't be a masked idol anymore, right?
That's right.
What?
In four letters?
Yes, it's a candidate.
I'm waiting for you. I'm waiting for you for 40 minutes.
40 minutes?
No, it's not that...
40 minutes?
Yes.
What?
That's amazing.
Are you okay, Enno-san?
Yes, I am.
Enno-san, please tell us about your aspirations for 2016 in your own language.
Yes, understood.
My aspirations for 2016 are...
"Ichigo ichie" (strawberry strawberry)
This is...
But...
Somehow...
Yes.
I don't think it's an aspiration.
It's a good word, though.
I don't know the meaning of the other one, but...
Meaning?
You don't know the meaning of it?
First of all, I only know "fwa-fwa-tto" (fluffy)
What does it mean?
I think you're right.
Otherwise, I don't think it's an aspiration.
I felt it a lot, but I couldn't say it.
Let me say it.
Do you know the meaning of "fwa-tto"?
"Fwa-tto"?
It's like...
What is it?
"Ichigakki ni ikkai" (one time for each instrument)
What are you doing?
What are you doing "ichigakki ni ikkai" (one time for each instrument)
"Ichigakki ni ikkai" (one time for each instrument)
I'm gonna die
I'm gonna die of thirst
There was a movie called "Worst Gump", right?
Yes, there was.
It had a sub title.
I knew it.
I didn't watch it, either.
"Ichigakki ni ikkai" (one time for each instrument)
Yes, sir!