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When it's time to party, we will party hard.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Broadcasting on New Year's Eve, the strongest series for kids.
The 24 Hours of Famous Detectives That You Must Not Laugh At.
I'm Murata Ninjaburo.
Tonight, we're releasing the six hours of New Year's Eve that the five of you worked hard for.
This is one of them.
This is the laughter device that aired on New Year's Eve.
But that's not all.
There are so many devices that couldn't fit in.
They snuck into an evil financial company.
And there...
Why are they friends?
That man's VTR that aired again this year.
Legends have come from space and time.
The 24 Hours of Famous Detectives That You Must Not Laugh At.
We're releasing a special edition of "The 24 Hours of Famous Detectives That You Must Not Laugh At."
Good evening.
What is it today?
Today, we're releasing "The 24 Hours of Famous Detectives That You Must Not Laugh At."
Yama-chan, please.
Rather than me saying it...
There are people who want to congratulate you.
That's right!
You were supposed to say that by the end of the year!
Then say it by the end of the year!
Come on!
Stop it!
You were suddenly called out.
I was thinking of reporting it to you at today's celebration.
And it's a congratulations, isn't it?
I didn't know that either!
Congratulations!
But I want to congratulate you for this.
I'm jealous.
Thank you very much.
Now, Hozo-san, please do a voiceover.
Isn't that "I love you, Chiaki"?
"I love you, Chiaki"?
No, it's not.
But...
I...
Right now, I have a new wife.
Oh, really?
No, I love you, Sekine-san.
But that's where it connects.
I love you, Sekine-san.
Then, I'm sorry.
Then, what's wrong?
Then...
Sekine-san!
I love you!
Sekine-san doesn't love you.
What's going on?
"Never Laugh At Yourself" Detective.
Let's watch it from the beginning.
As the first guest players of this series,
SMAP's Nakai and Masahiro will be participating.
The six people who will work as new detectives
Will they be forced to wear suitable clothes?
Nakai!
What's up with you?
The size doesn't fit you.
From the moment he got on the bus, he can't stop laughing.
It's strange to be here again.
It's been a while.
How long has it been?
It's been 15 years.
15 years?
What is it?
Is it the same for rabbits?
Not anymore.
Rabbits are born every 7 or 8 years.
What kind of rabbit is it?
It's a carrot.
It's hot!
I know.
It's so hot.
It's a good match.
Right.
It's good!
Can I eat it?
Why did you stop me?
The first person to appear is...
Here we go.
It's Doriraimo and Kyoko.
Then...
It's going to get hot.
Kyoko!
The protagonist, Hiroshi, appears.
Don't be surprised and listen.
Actually...
I can only live for one month.
Is it true?
Is it true, Hiroshi?
Kyoko's condition is...
Kyoko!
This is not the time to be crying!
It's too early to give up!
Here, Godo teaches Kyoko how to save herself.
Listen to Kyoko's wish and give her hope to live!
Make a miracle happen!
I... I want a first kiss!
There are six men here.
Among these six, you will choose a first kiss partner.
Let's do it!
Go in front of the man and close your eyes.
Kyoko's life depends on it!
If you want to close your eyes, you have to kiss him first!
Kyoko chose...
Setting...
Close your eyes!
Your lips are potato-like.
Your kiss looks delicious, bro!
Your lips are potato-like!
Your smile is...
Kyoko is in high spirits and asks for a kiss from another man.
Are you closing your eyes?!
You handsome man!
Let me kiss you!
More intensely than before!
It's the second kiss!
A kiss with an earful of silver!
I see.
Good job, Kawasaki!
Good job! You were awesome!
Matsumoto!
Tanaka!
Kawase!
Tanaka! Kawasaki!
Good job!
The next suspects are the detectives chasing the murderer.
Tanaka has nothing to do with it.
This is the investigation team's job.
Go home! Go home!
I can't trust that team!
Who are you?!
Also, Kinomiya is lying during the investigation.
A woman detective wearing headphones appears.
Kinomiya takes off her headphones and syncs with her partner.
Then, she can read people's minds.
A woman detective with special ability to read people's minds approaches Matsumoto.
I was surprised.
What is it?
It looks exactly like it.
This guy is buying a special cake at a shop in Shimokitazawa in October of this year.
It's true. There was some information.
It's true. In October of this year, a macho man came to a cute cake shop in Shimokitazawa.
Excuse me.
This cake was chosen by this man.
It's a cake with a lot of love from his wife.
Wait a minute!
It's not like that!
It's hot.
In this way, they arrived at Kim Saki's Garsue Chronicle Detective Agency.
In the new people's training room where five people spend a lot of time,
it's an old story.
One, two!
There is also a DVD player, so it's Tanaka.
For six years in a row, Tanaka has been kicked in the back.
A supporter who protects his buttocks, Mamoru-kun, was given to him.
Even if you get kicked in the back with this, you should be safe.
Ah!
Wait a minute!
Mamoru-kun!
Wait a minute! I'll do it! Is it okay?
Oh, it's coming!
It's small!
Mamoru-kun, it's small!
It's small!
Oh my god!
Kill me!
Oh my god!
Let's kill him!
It's a story that has suffered more than ten years for five people.
In fact, there was a fierce unpublished story.
Can I say it?
Yes.
More cute.
No.
More cute.
No.
What?
More cute.
No, more cute.
Kosei!
What?
Is "bon" cute? Is "bon" cute?
"Bon" is cute.
Why do you say it in such a place?
Letter.
Ouch!
I see.
Eh, only letters?
Huh?!
Eh, only letters!
That's why it's scary.
- There's only letters. - That's true.
Detective Suitability Challenge.
Move under the monitor.
That's annoying.
- Wow, that's annoying. - That's annoying.
- Geez! - That's annoying.
- This is... - I don't like it.
Which way is it facing?
Detective Suitability Challenge.
Within one minute, find five mistakes.
If you fail, you'll receive the Brazilian Shock.
- Ready? - Go for it!
- Eh? - All of a sudden?
- Wait a minute. - Eh?
- I don't know. I don't know at all. - Eh?
- Wait a minute. - I don't know.
- Where? Where are the mistakes? - I don't know.
- Ka-ka-ka. - I don't know.
- Huh? Where? - I don't know.
- Wait a minute. - Eh?
- Calm down. Calm down. - Okay.
- There definitely are mistakes. - But...
- That's not enough wine! - What? What? What?
- It's too heavy. - It's too heavy.
- Um... - There are too many books!
Wait a minute!
That woman is weird!
That woman is... That woman is weird!
- Wait a minute! - That woman is weird!
- Hey, what's wrong with you? - Challenge.
Change, failure!
Brazilian shock, progress!
Can you look at me?
I don't know.
What is it?
Scary, scary, scary!
What is it?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch!
Scary!
After 60 seconds, please pull it out as much as you can.
Please pull it out as much as you can.
What is it? I'm scared!
What is it?
Please pull it out as much as you can.
One, two...
Ouch!
It came off.
Tamaga, Endo, Tanaka, Matsumoto, Akio, Kikuchi...
Is this for real?
It's the other way around.
Wait a minute.
Ouch!
It's crazy, isn't it?
In addition, other than pulling out, the trick of laughing was hidden.
It's really not good.
Even if you don't look at it too closely, you can catch it as a punishment.
That's right. Even if you are accused of deceiving...
Oh, excuse me.
There is a reference from Maki-chan...
Maki-chan?
Yes.
Maki Horikita.
There is a reference.
Do you call her Maki-chan?
Yes.
Do you mean Maki Horikita?
Yes.
You know her well.
No, it's my first meeting with her.
Matsumoto, Tamaga, Endo, Kosei, Out!
Don't say "maa"!
"Maa" is for laughing.
I was defeated by "beshikini".
Ouch!
The size of this box is a little...
It's heavy, isn't it?
Yes.
It's very heavy.
Isn't it like a cake?
It's as big as Shimono-san's face.
Endo, Kosei, Out!
Don't say "beshikini" on purpose.
Don't say it on purpose.
Well...
It's heavy.
What's in it?
I thought it was a cake.
Yes, it is.
I see.
It's like a yoghurt.
It's not a strange type of yoghurt.
What's in it?
What?
What's in it?
What is it?
I don't know. What is it?
I don't know. I don't know.
It smells like a cake.
I'm scared! I'm really scared!
He's laughing like crazy.
That's funny.
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's a real cake!
It smells good, doesn't it?
It smells really good.
He's pretty young, isn't he?
What do you think?
No, no, no!
I'm counting on you! Count!
I don't know what's going on, but I have to do it.
He was pulled out of the hospital with severe pain and was tormented by unbelievable torture.
And the five of them went to see the legendary detective, the chief.
Thank you for waiting.
The legendary detective, the chief's reasoning.
Well...
I heard about it from your son.
Ma'am, I made stir-fry meat, so heat it up and eat it.
He went out.
You heat up the stir-fry meat.
And they ate for a while, and while they were eating, they got hungry and said,
Ah, why is there no side dish?!
And they ate rice with egg.
I'm hungry, too.
Please.
Praise, sing and cook! Idol song, sing a song!
By ranking their lunch, they challenge to praise a song.
Praise, sing and cook! Idol song, sing a song!
The game is to put the food on the melody and praise it.
The person who will be judged is Seiko Matsuda.
Music, start!
Killer Act
I want you to bake me a cold tofu.
I only want you to bake me a cold tofu.
But you and I will be judged.
I will be eaten cold.
I only want you to bake me a cold tofu.
Next, Hamada will judge with "Melody of Tokyo".
Music, start!
Aggression
What's going on?
This is...
What's going on?
I don't know!
Ouch!
What's with that "you did it" in the middle?
You're like a general store owner.
This is what you call a general store owner!
What's up?
I'm a little angry right now.
Is this what you're called a general store owner?
What did you say?
And Matsumoto will also challenge in Tokyo.
Music start!
This is embarrassing.
You're making me nervous.
This is embarrassing.
Let's take a picture together.
This is embarrassing.
From now on, it will be unrevealed.
Five members will step into the world of darkness.
So far, it has been sent by the sponsor you see.
It has not been released yet.
New qualifications for the detective agency.
Five people visit a financial company for social studies.
Hey!
When will you pay me back?
I haven't paid you back yet!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
I'm from the detective agency.
Yes, I've heard you from far away.
Be quiet.
Yes, thank you.
Let's go over there.
You've brought me here again.
Do you know what you're doing?
Due to various circumstances,
people with debt visit this financial company every day.
And...
I'm sorry!
In order to take over this financial company, this family, Kanda Ginjiro...
Matsumoto! Hamada! Out!
If you don't have anything to eat, would you like me to ride a tuna fish?
Please don't do that!
Shut up!
Excuse me!
If you have it, you shouldn't give it up!
What are you doing today?
Even if you cry, you won't say anything.
The southern demon, Kanda Ginjiro.
Hamada! Out!
Shut up!
Hey you, Agnes!
This guy is a pain in the ass.
Excuse me.
Matsumoto, Kousei, Hamada, out!
I'm sorry.
Another troublesome guy has come in.
Hey you, Agnes!
What are you doing all over the place?
It can't be helped.
You're a fool.
I'm a fool?
Hey!
Don't look at me like that!
I'm sorry.
Matsumoto, Kanaka, Rendou, out!
Why do you keep hitting me?
Ouch!
That was weak.
Seiyake-dono! This is Kanda Company!
Overwhelmed by Kanda's power, they went back with their tails curled up.
I'm glad I didn't get in your way.
I'll pay you back!
Pay me back now!
I can't do it now. I don't have any money!
If that's the case, I'll have you all killed.
Have you all killed.
Due to those harsh words, the agency was subdued to silence for a moment.
Then, five new detectives, who thought the agency was unfortunate, entered Kanda's police station to stop them.
The new detectives didn't show much courage.
Then, what did Endo think?
Now it's my turn
With the momentum of not saying it, Endo approached Kanda's police station with a hoarse voice.
Stop it! Stop it!
This woman is...
I told you to shut up!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'll give you one.
I'm sorry.
Then, Endo began to beat up his opponent with dirty words.
Are you trying to fool me?
Are you trying to make fun of me?
You bastard!
Matsumoto, out!
Hosei, out!
Bastard...
Dirty words...
This is bad.
When Hosei realized that, he tried to stop him with a strong tone.
Wait a minute!
I've been listening to you for a while now...
You're taking good care of my junior, aren't you?!
Then, Endo, who was struck by those words, began to beat up Hosei with dirty words.
You have no way out.
You're not going anywhere!
You bastard!
Get out of here!
Dirty words...
While they were grabbing each other's chests, they began to curse each other.
You bastard!
He just spilled it!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Out!
What are you doing?
What are you doing!?
Ouch!
They decided not to insult each other.
You little bastard!
You're kicking my shoulder!
What's wrong with you?
You're kicking my shoulder!
You little bastard!
Matsumoto, Tanaka, out!
Ouch!
This is much better than the energy drink...
Pick it up!
My brain is feeling bad due to love.
I'm young like a playful child.
I'm full of energy.
Oh, it's me.
I'm sorry for being such a bad guy.
Hamada, Matsumoto, out!
Oh, it's me.
I'm sorry for being such a bad guy.
Participate in a recreation competition where laughing is allowed.
This game is to guess who is talking.
The person talking is Sekine, and the topic is eyeballs.
3, 2, 1, go!
There's only one.
It's the father of eyeballs.
You have to know who the father of eyeballs is in order to sing.
What?
It's annoying to say it out loud.
Why are you saying it out loud?
Hey!
It's funny!
Hey!
It's funny!
It's true!
It's eyeballs!
Because I thought it was eyeballs!
You thought it?
Hey, Kitaro!
Hey!
It's only revealed now.
That man has finally appeared.
A man's challenge was about to begin.
Good morning.
Oh, could it be...
A man's challenge was about to begin.
Good morning.
Actor Onisha Inosuke, 51 years old.
He challenges himself to musical acting, which can be said to be reckless.
His obsession with acting is not common.
It's important to have good emotions.
It's a great opportunity for me to live my life.
Everyone, action!
What kind of world is this?
This is bad.
Ouch! Ouch!
This is really bad.
This is the first record of a man who challenged himself to musical acting as an adult.
Musical acting is a love story in which a girl who lives alone searches for her parents and realizes the importance of human bonds.
Today is the final audition to decide musical acting.
Please do it in a snowy exit.
Yes.
Come to think of it, it's Christmas tomorrow.
I hope it will be white Christmas.
Then, Mr. Onishi.
Yes.
Would you like me to play a man who has become a dog?
Yes.
Chief, good morning.
Is it today's work? Yes, I understand.
Yes, today I would like to go outside.
And I will go to the director and...
The director...
Chief, by the way...
Yes!
Tanaka, Matsumoto, out!
Yes!
Go ahead!
Yes!
Inosuke Onishi has passed wonderfully.
Intense dancing and singing...
And long lines...
Keiko has mastered all of them.
The 51-year-old body tried to scream.
Onishi! Yes!
Is that your best?
Yes!
Get out!
Yes!
Get out of here!
Onishi was angry at himself for not being worth it.
Even if he thought about what he lacked, he couldn't come up with an answer.
Let's go!
At that moment, Aikenjiro encouraged Onishi.
Let's do it. Stop it, stop it, stop it.
Ouch! Ouch!
The existence of someone you love blew away all your doubts.
That day, all cast members went to read important scenes.
This girl seems nice.
What's your name?
My name is Annie.
I was born in Masatecchi.
Tamaga, Endo, Out!
Dammit!
My tiny own penis!
Masochist
Mr. Onishi
Masochist
Everyone, OUT!
That person is the counter-counter.
Ouch!
This is a place full of tension.
Mr. Onishi.
Yes?
First, Chusetsu.
(Laughter)
I have to do it properly.
(Laughter)
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It's against the rules.
(Laughter)
Massachusetts...
Say it again.
(Laughter)
Massachus...
(Breathing)
Massachusetts...
(Laughter)
Say it five times.
Massachusetts...
(Laughter)
Yamada, Matsumoto, Endo,
Anaka, Aoto...
(Laughter)
Say it five times.
(Laughter)
Ouch!
I need some practice.
(Music)
Even at this critical moment, he still feels anxious.
(Music)
When you kiss...
Kiss me like you're eating gyoza.
(Laughter)
Kiss me like you're crying.
(Laughter)
Kiss me like you're crying.
(Laughter)
Even if I'm eating gyoza,
I want you to say, "Wow!"
(Music)
Tanaka, out!
This time again, Jimmy, the man of the hour, had a hard time.
And now, the five of them head to the training facility to build up their basic stamina.
The special rule is that if you get caught, you'll be punished.
A detective who shouldn't be caught.
As a ticket, actor Yagira Yuya will participate in the game.
However, the players wanted to play it easy.
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
Training has just started
Wow!
Like a king!
That's not a king.
What is Hong Kong doing?
What is he doing over there?
He's fighting! He's fighting!
What is he doing?
He's fighting somewhere!
He's shielding himself with balloons.
Using those balloons...
He ran away!
He's a beast! A beast!
Will he get caught?
This is amazing!
Help is coming! Help is coming!
Over there...
Look at his nose!
What is this? What is this?
What is he doing?
I don't know! I don't know!
Hey!
What is this?
Hey! Wait a minute!
I don't like this!
I...
I only have one minute left!
I can't do this! I can't do this!
I...
Run away!
I got caught!
My legs! My legs!
My legs!
Wait!
My legs!
How many seconds do I have left!?
This is bad! I'm going crazy!
Please!
This is really scary!
I only have about ten seconds left!
About ten seconds!
Not yet, not yet, not yet!
Not yet! Not yet!
How many seconds do I have left!?
Help me!
What is this?
Once in a lifetime movie festival!
He's a devil.
This is bad.
And there were other black demons that attacked five people.
Here we go.
What does it say?
He's coming back.
This is crazy.
It says "raw beer".
Raw beer?
Is he the only one taking a break?
No, of course not!
There's a lot of good stuff.
There's a lot of bad stuff.
Huh?
Kotoge!
You're a ghost!
You changed your brain, didn't you?
Wow!
This is terrible.
There's no such thing!
Isn't that too much?
Kotoge, you're a ghost!
How do you feel?
I thought I could drink it, but I couldn't.
How can you say that?!
Is there anyone who doesn't know about this?
Furthermore, the strongest demon attacks five people.
This is not good
I'm sorry
This is scary
I'm sorry
Okay
I'm scared
What is this?
I'm scared
I'm sorry
Ouch
This is crazy
This is hell
It's heating up
Amazing
Let's find a box
Ouch
Let's find a box
We have to finish this
If we don't finish this
This is really
The position is different
The position of the ball
Is it in?
No way
What's wrong?
The ball is in
Where is the ball?
The ball is in
The ball is in Where is the ball?
There is no ball
Try to find it
Calm down
If it is like this, I will call the police
There is one ball
There is one ball on the left and one ball on the right
Don't touch me
There is one ball here
I feel there is one ball under my head
Does it hurt?
No, it doesn't hurt
My rye kanji...
That's too much, I'm going to have sex
After training, Tsukano is ready for his return bus
What is it?
Huh?
Let me see
Huh?
It's delirium!
Huh?
Huh? It's delirium!
Huh?
This is amazing!
Huh?
It's delirium!
Yayayaya!
How's it, Marty?
This is the same place we were a century ago in 2015
2015 in Japan!
Wow, the clock!
And these guys are comedians of this era
I've seen these two before
I know them!
Yes, these two are...
1985, Osaka radio...
"Otto" Momonga's main personality on Friday
Downtown
That's it! Wow!
It's a ball! Matsumoto, out!
Do you have anything else you want to say?
No, I don't...
Ouch!
I don't know much about him
I don't know much about people in Osaka either
The main character is this guy
Who is this guy?
This guy was eaten up by a puma on a animal show location in 2023
His name is Tanaka
Matsumoto, Hamada, Kosei, Tanaka...
Stop it!
I don't like being eaten up!
I love animals that don't do that!
I don't like that!
Ouch!
Don't say things like that!
By the way, Marty...
What?
Do you know why we came back in 2015?
Of course!
To save the future of variety shows!
That's right.
The variety show industry in 2015 is in a state of collapse.
The reason for that is...
Since 2016, the quality of variety shows has been declining...
And the level of comedians is also decreasing.
No! I want to laugh more!
To prevent that...
In the past...
We called up legendary comedians...
To show them our laughter...
And raise our level!
That's all we can do!
I see!
Come out!
The legendary comedy king...
CHARLES CHAPLIN!
He's coming! He's coming!
Watch carefully!
Study carefully!
Masumoto! Dendo! Kaoka!
No...
As expected!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Shall we call in the second one?
Come out!
The legendary genius comedian...
YOKOYAMA YASUSHI!
Come on! Come on!
Genius is coming!
Yokoyama every time!
Honma, I'm so angry!
What is that?
Words are funny.
It has a different meaning.
Ouch! Ouch!
Come on, Yassan!
It's Yokoyama every time!
I'm really angry, but...
Seriously, here, where,
One more time!
It's Yokoyama every time!
I'm really angry, but...
By the way, here and there, eight years...
Is this a story about common people? Hey, TV.
Have you gone?
Everyone out!
Shot coat!
Let's start over properly.
I did it all over again for this purpose.
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
Oh, my headache!
pain!
Yassan, let's sit down!
Please sit down, Yassan, honma.
Okay, then third person, come out.
Wiki Hitoshi, the legendary national comedian!
Today, I'm going to drink a little bit.
Oh, it's not a day off! It's not a day off!
I'm sorry again!
You three are late.
Alright!
These legendary three people will be challenged to a variety of scenes
in order to show the variety of scenes to the comedians in front of you.
Only one of you will be challenged and the other two will not be challenged.
You will guess who is being challenged in the current progress.
Got it?
Here is the first game!
Who is holding back their burp?!
That was bad, wasn't it?!
Just by drinking it now, you will be given a burp- releasing agent.
You will drink it all at once.
You will guess who is drinking the real one.
Got it?
Alright, you three!
Ready, start!
Hang in there, Ryupa!
Now!
Yamada! Kousei! Endo!
Hang in there!
Now! Let's see the answer!
Who is the answer?
Raise your hands!
Everyone is out!
Let's continue!
Who is eating hot eggs?
I will put hot eggs in my mouth.
Only one person is really hot.
Let's go one by one.
First of all, Yokoyama!
Open the lid and put hot eggs in your mouth!
It's hot, it's hot, it's hot!
Next is Chaplin!
It's hot, be careful!
It's hot, it's hot, it's hot!
It's hot!
Now, Chaplin!
Put it in your mouth!
Out!
Ouch!
Now we know who did it.
Next up is Ueki.
It's hot.
Don't make fun of me!
It's none of your business!
What do you know about the past when you're from the future?
Finally, let's go.
Who's enduring the big science shock?
This is bad.
This is really bad.
The three of you will have a big science shock, but only one will be real.
Wait...
One isn't enough.
Bring me another one!
Another one!
It's not enough.
Put it here.
Yes, that's good.
Now...
We'll drink in order of kindness.
First sip!
Then...
The silver part!
Down!
It's hot.
Okay!
Chaplin!
Is it acting?
Okay!
Marty!
Drink it!
The silver part!
Drink it!
See you!
What's going to happen?
I don't know!
Marty, hang in there!
Drink it!
It's dangerous!
[Laughter]
[Applause]
[Laughter]
[Applause]
[Laughter]
[Applause]
Ouch!
Alright!
[Laughter]
I'm a noble man!
Alright! Everyone, go home!
No, only us. Go home.
[Laughter]
[Applause]
Good job!
[Applause]
[Laughter]
[Applause]
[Laughter]
[Applause]
Wow!
And here is...
a secret story!
What's this?
Ah, this is...
What can we do with this?
- Ah, the challenge game. - I knew it.
- The double-sided game. - I knew it.
- Oh, man...
- I know it every time.
- All of your conversations are synchronized.
- Yes.
- This synchronization...
- Search for a synchronizer in your room.
- Where is it?
- Search for a synchronizer in your room.
- How you use it.
- Wave the antenna in various directions.
- When you get closer, the sense of sound gets shorter.
- So the synchronizer...
- I see.
- I've seen it before. - It's like a TV.
- Then I'll go.
- Yes, you did it.
- I did it, didn't I?
- Yes.
- Beep.
- This is normal, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- I'll go. - Yes.
- Is it that one? - It didn't say "beep" either.
- It said "beep" here earlier. - Was it there?
- Was it that one? - Is it suspicious here?
- It's ringing. - It's here.
- It's somewhere around here. - It's close.
- It's getting closer. - It's getting closer.
- It said "beep" earlier, didn't it? - Huh?
- It's here! - It's here!
- It's a picture! - Where is it? - Is it a hearing aid?
- Should we take this picture? - Yes, I think so.
- Wait a minute. - Hey!
- What's up?
- There's a button! - Huh? - There's a button!
- Is it here? - Huh?
- There's a button! - Wow! - What is it? - Wow!
- Push it. - Push it. - Push it, right? - Yes. - Push it. - Yes.
- It fell so much! - Amata! Kousei! Endo! Amata! Out!
- It's amazing. - I've heard of it before.
- You're the one who heard of it. - That way of hearing...
- Ouch! - That way of using headphones... - It took us a long time. - Yeah, it took us a while.
The five of them had no time to go anywhere and were facing the blind.
Kousei sneaked in with a funny look.
- I think it's great that you showed us your face.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I'm scared! I'm scared! - I'm scared!
- Ten minutes of electrical responsibility! - This is bad!
If one of the four except Matsumoto laughs,
the rule of electrical responsibility that all four of them will be punished will be implemented.
Hey!
Hey! Why do you have to do this?
Hey!
I'm out of game.
Besides Matsumoto.
Why?!
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Why?!
Nobody gave up!
Wait a minute!
Other than that, there is no out.
Wait, wait, wait!
No, no!
A murder case has occurred in the office.
Five people stand together to verify the scene and determine the culprit.
Then...
Furuhata.
Oh, this is...
Furuhata-san!
Can you put this bicycle away somewhere?
Come!
Furuhata-san, you're so cool!
The bathroom incident has been resolved.
Huh?
What?
The culprit made one big mistake.
At this scene, there was one major clue that could prove the culprit's innocence.
The keywords were the one that was left on the scene, and...
M...
W...
W's blood.
That...
was the theme.
Furuhata ninjaburo.
I don't know anything!
I only know about my own life!
Wakabayashi's W.
Before the culprit finds out, things take an unexpected turn.
See you in heaven!
(Sings in Japanese)
I've heard this song before.
I've heard this one too.
[Kotsuniku]
With the family of two or three,
five of them went to the family of dog gods
that spread out the Kotsuniku conflict.
Mr. lawyer, please begin.
Before that,
I have a request for Mrs. Matsuko.
What is it?
Is it really your son,
Itao,
who is over there?
What did you say?
I don't mean to offend you,
but could you let me see your face for a moment?
To prove that it is Itao,
he takes off his shoes.
Thank you.
No one except Cho-Jo tries to believe it's Itao.
You detectives! What's with that face?
Are you saying this isn't Itao?
We really don't know if it's Itao or not!
What are you talking about?
Itao, don't keep quiet and say something!
Members!
It's me, Itao!
Tanaka!
You know, don't you?
Hamaaan...
You believe me, don't you?
No...
Hamaaan, you...
Do you feel the same way as Tanaka?
We don't know!
Hamaaan, you're out!
What do you feel like, Tanaka?
They finally reveal their faces.
Matsuko
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
This is where things get interesting.
The Inugami family still has more to do.
Guys, we're in trouble.
It looks like Matsuko from the Inugami family is proposing to Tamayo.
Should we go check it out?
They still have more to do?
I don't know.
Either is fine.
Right?
Yeah, we should go check it out.
What's over there?
Let's line up and check it out.
Where?
Over here.
Tamayo, you've made up your mind.
The only person you'll marry is Itao.
Itao and Matsumoto, out!
Tamada, Tanaka, Matsumoto, Matsumoto, out!
I'm sorry, Itao-san.
Ouch! Ouch! No way!
You have no choice but to marry Itao.
I refuse.
What did you say?
Do you know what you're saying?
If you refuse to marry Itao,
you will lose all of your rights.
Tamada, Tanaka, Matsumoto, out!
Ouch! Ouch! No way!
If you refuse to marry Itao,
you will lose all of your rights.
Matsumoto, Rendou, Tanaka, out!
Ouch! Ouch! No way!
Mrs. Matsumoto...
What are you talking about?
He is not Itao.
No way!
He is definitely Itao.
What did you say?
Are you saying that the detectives are not Itao?
Itao or not, we don't know.
I see.
If you doubt it so much,
let's find out together.
From me,
Shironagasu Whale.
Lioness Asuka.
Matsumoto, Tanaka, Rendou, out!
Damn it...
Ow, ow ow ow...
- Why is it like this? - I don't know.
Kaa ya!
Tanaka ka!
Karasu
Surippa
Pantsu
Tsumayoji
jeans
Zooya!
Glasses!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch...
There are so many of them!
Yundamochi
Earth
Rabbit
Guinness Book!
Shoes
Fishing
Apple
Sesame
Mantohihi
Sunflower
Koala
Rakkyo
I knew it!
Matsumoto, Rendo, Tanaka, Sanada, out!
Sanada, out!
What's up with you?
Ouch!
Ice cream
Insect
Tail
Pole
Ruby
Beer
Roomba
Out!
Rose
Ostrich
Mother is also an ostrich.
Did you wear an ostrich?
Mother is also an ostrich.
I didn't know you should not wear it!
I didn't know!
Are you wearing it?
Ouch!
What is it?
Defense!
What?
What are you doing?
Mr. Kanmayo, I feel sorry for you.
Moreover, when you look at DOWNTOWN DELUXE...
There is an unrevealed hidden story.
The moment of stars!
Next place is...
Unfortunately, he is not in the studio today.
Let's see their special appearance.
Special appearance!
That couple is going on a date today.
The price will go up!
The price is...
220,845 yen!
It's kind of romantic.
It's very elegant.
It's kind of romantic.
Who is this guest?
It's elegant.
It's elegant, isn't it?
He looks like Komiyama of the past.
Matsumoto, Amada, Endo, Tanaka, Out!
It hurts!
Next, we have a special guest who doesn't come to our studio.
He is Fukuda Yukihiro.
How much do you want?
The price is...
380,000 yen!
Oh!
He wants to show his black body line.
Oh!
I thought of that, too.
The five of them have confronted many blind people here.
At the press conference gathered by detectives,
a great veteran was given a spear.
It's about Kiyoshi.
Kiyoshi?
Tokai...
Kiyoshi was the judge of the Osaka Manzai Contest.
While he was doing the story, he stood up and said...
It's funny!
Everyone, out!
Mr. Kenma, you really don't want to do it, do you?
No, during it.
During it? I've been told about it before.
During it.
There's a theater called "Okinawa Month",
and we go there and Mr. Kiyo does it.
And we go around doing manzai.
And in the middle of it,
there's this manzai artist, Mr. Yokoyama,
whose unhealthy causes are cool,
and he says to Paradise, "Tell me about your big problem!"
And Paradise says, "I want to become the world's best manzai artist, get really rich, and have a dream of becoming rich!"
And he says something big.
And the next man who was there was wearing these sleeves and said,
Yo, Yuta!
Taito X!
The famous Hamariza theft incident took place.
The culprit was Taito X.
The clue was...
X.
It wasn't a crime, it was Hamada who was born.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Stop it!
I can't kill you!
Stop it!
Take it off!
No, I can't do that!
Then take it off!
In the end, the culprit wasn't Hamada but Kosei.
Once again, thanks to Vinter, the case was resolved safely.
Take it off!
A dispute broke out between detectives and employees.
The five of them turned to the judge.
Take it off!
In the talk show, the quarrel escalated.
The fight ended with no human rights.
In one of the fights,
Kenkoba sits on top of a car and eats hot ramen.
Kenkoba challenges hot ramen.
The last challenge.
A detective who should never be surprised.
You guys, I'm sorry.
This is what happened.
Hamada and Tanaka head for the rescue of Fujiwara, who was taken away.
Something is written. Something is written.
It's not revealed yet.
There are still tricks for not being surprised.
You can't see it.
I'm sorry.
There is nothing here.
There is nothing.
There is a treasure in the back.
That's not it.
There is more.
This is it.
I'll open it.
There is nothing.
Let's open this one, too.
From now on, they will cover their faces.
This program is sponsored by the following sponsors.
For the rescue of Fujiwara, they look for a treasure chest in the dressing room.
There is a treasure chest in the back.
That's not it.
There is more.
Is that it?
I'll open it.
There is nothing.
Let's open this one, too.
Wow, nice!
Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Nice!
Again?
Again.
What is "otaka", you bastard?
What? Do you want a clue?
I mean, do you want to know the treasure?
Ah, that's it, that's it.
Do you want it?
Yes, I do.
If you want it, please ask me.
It's "Grey" and "Metray".
No matter where I go, I can hear people cheering for me
Even if I'm alone on the beach, I can dance and sing
I can be you and me
I can do it all, James
James
That's me, man
James, you're so annoying!
You're so annoying!
What's wrong with you?
Oh, you did it.
I'm sorry.
Go home, go home.
Is it okay?
Go home, go home.
It's no use staying here.
You're so annoying!
Stop it! You're so big and you're so annoying!
On the other hand, in the training room...
It's scary...
I've been putting my nose hair stick in there for a long time...
Nose hair stick, right?
Yes, but it doesn't do anything.
It's really loose, isn't it?
It's like a tampopo.
If you add this, it's 100,000 yen.
I don't want to add it and I don't want to accept that kind of money!
Hamada and Tanaka have been captured and imprisoned by the resuscitation group.
In order to rescue them, the three of them start moving.
Where?
A scary story that happens in a detective facility at midnight.
What is the next trick waiting for the three of them?
They're playing.
What?
Conan! Conan!
Conan!
What? What? What?
Conan! Sorry! Sorry!
Conan!
There's a lot of different kinds of tricks.
This is amazing.
Who is it?
But...
What?
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it?
I've been waiting for you all morning!
Don't come near me!
Why?
Don't come near me!
What's going on?
From now on, I'll do something again.
That's a lion.
Stop it.
I can't stand it when it moves like that.
Please, stop it.
It's a disaster.
It's too dangerous, isn't it?
Yes.
It's really scary.
It's scary when it moves like that.
If I say it alone, I might not be able to go up for the rest of my life.
What?
I finally killed it!
It took a long time.
It must have taken a lot of effort for a lion.
It must have taken decades for a lion.
It must have taken a lot of effort for a lion.
On the way, the three of them took pictures together.
Three!
Two!
One!
A picture will come out of the side of the machine.
Wait outside, okay?
It came out right away.
Are you okay?
(Laughing)
It's strange.
It's amazing.
Then, all five of them headed for the rescue of Fujiwara.
I don't know if the sound of rain is a trick or not.
It came out!
Wait outside, okay?
Good evening!
I'm Toshi of X-Japan.
It came out!
Wait outside, okay?
Good evening!
I'm Toshi of X-Japan.
I have only one detective thing.
I'll sing it on an endless rain.
Music, start!
I want to say what detectives say.
Famous song "fragile" changes shape and decorates the end of the program.
For the first time, they saw the prepared lyrics.
It's a very nice lyrics.
At the end of the song, it says "we will be connected to tomorrow again".
I thought it was a very nice ending.
Every year, she appears as a "detective".
What does Mochida think about it?
Basically, I didn't know about it in advance.
I saw it on TV.
I see.
It's a surprise for you.
So I'm always looking forward to it.
Let's listen to "complete" version of "fragile".
As always, "complete" version of "fragile" is always good.
"complete" version of "fragile" is always good.
(laughs)
(cheers and applause)
(laughs)
This is Yappero (laughs)
(laughs)
koromeite shimatta
nitenai furuhata no mane
gonin mo osou
warau kara shizuku naru
konna jyaba wo miserarete
kigaeta koto kara subete wa hajimatta
kizutsuku koshiri mo naru keredo mo
wakate wo shinjite bakurou sareru ki wo shi
kowarete shimawanu you ni minome wo ikitai
kizutsuku koshiri mo naru keredo mo
konna ni konna ni kimi wa kara datte
kensou ni demo tanoshii kara
amada ga tsukamari
kimi ga kikushimattemo Even if I'm burned up,
mo yakusoku no pinta wa nigerarenai I can't escape from the promise I made.
Junnen mae kara subete wa hajimatta Everything started ten years ago.
Even though there are days when we hurt each other,
issho ni niritai to sou omoeru koto ga I want to be with you again,
and connect me to a tomorrow where I can smile again.
That song was really hard to sing.
At high notes, the monkey's punches and runes were a little difficult.
But I was a little afraid of my name and such,
But it was a lot of fun, yes, thank you very much, yes. but I had a lot of fun and thank you very much.
Up to this point, we have provided you with the "face" and "sponsored information". So far, "face" and "sponsors" have been provided by us.
Did this also have no effect? This wasn't paid for either?
Wow, we've been chatting so much, so much, so much. Wow, there are so many chats, there are so many people.
So, I have to do it this time. So, we have to do it this time.
Well then, I'll stop. Then, let's not do it.
Because, well, it can't be helped. It can't be helped.
Please, don't do this anymore. Can we do it?
I also say it every time because I'm not forced to do it at the end of the year. I'm also told to do it every year at the end of the year.
No, I'm being forced to do it, but Matsumoto-san wants to do it. No, I'm told to do it, but Matsumoto-san doesn't want to do it.
No, I won't do it. No, I don't want to do it.
I wouldn't do it no matter who was paying it. I don't want to do it, no matter how much you pay me.
I'll pay a fair amount, me. I'll pay you fairly.
please. Here you are.
How was it, everyone?
This is the tenth year of "Don't Laugh" special.
It's kind of old-fashioned.
Let's meet again somewhere.
Like in a movie theater.
Please.
I'm begging you.
You didn't regret this, did you?
So, this year as well,
the five of us worked really hard!
Thank you!
You're so lame.
We worked really hard.
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