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Ten years ago, it all began.
This year, it's this!
The New Year's Special!
Never Laugh At It! Famous Detective 24 Hours!
We're in the finals again!
Are we?
Are we in the finals?
The audience says yes, but the four of us say no.
Who was the youngest?
Us!
How old were you?
44 years old!
You're young!
Was it when we first started?
What was my theme?
We'll call in the famous detective who shouldn't be called!
We're done!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'll peel it off!
I'll use it like a power outlet!
The Final Round
It's raining!
It started and it's raining!
How is it going this time?
It's so annoying!
It's raining so much!
Hey!
Get out of my way!
You're only complaining!
I'm really sorry!
Why is it raining so much?
It's raining so hard!
I guess he's positive.
He's positive.
What's that?
Good morning!
I've seen this character before.
It's raining so much.
Good morning, everyone!
You're kidding me!
You don't have a nose at all!
I haven't been told to show my nose yet.
I've been told to show my nose before, but I haven't been told to show it yet.
If you keep doing this, I won't be involved in F-1.
F-1.
You don't have to say it.
Do you know what kind of generation F-1 is?
Girls' generation.
You're kidding me!
That's not all.
We have a very nosy guest today.
He's a guest.
Is it for the first time?
Come here!
Is he going to fly?
He's very nosy.
The show hasn't started yet, has it?
It was a long time ago.
I didn't know for a second.
What?
What are you doing?
Is it like this?
It's strange.
What?
Why?
What? Why?
Why?
What's strange about it?
You're doing it at the wrong time.
It's the right timing.
You're a superstar.
You're just...
What?
It's funny.
I don't know.
It's weird.
Kusanagi-kun.
I'm a special guest.
I'm a superstar.
I'm Fumappu.
You're Shiro.
You're Fumappu.
I'm Shiro.
I used to be...
Kusanagi-kun, you're making me angry.
I want you to come out of there.
You're funny.
Kono-chan is tough.
You're tough.
Kono-chan is tough.
You're tough.
But I'm not Kouhaku.
You're not Kouhaku.
But I'm not Kouhaku.
Are you okay?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're Kouhaku.
It's okay.
What are you doing?
Fumappu has been single for 5 years.
It's okay.
I want to ask you something.
First of all, what do you think of Kusanagi-kun?
Tell me.
Where are you looking?
Where?
It was your dream, wasn't it?
Get out of here.
I want you to love Nakai-kun and not let him fight you.
What should I do?
Do your best, Nakai-kun.
I can't do anything.
I'm not good.
I want you to love me, but I want you to take care of me.
I don't know why.
Me, too!
I want you to love me, but you want me to take care of you?
That's right.
You're kidding, right?
Let me join you, Nakai-kun.
What?
You have a plan, don't you?
These four people have nothing to do with it.
The first guest player of the series, Nakai Masahiro, will participate in this show.
Before we start, we have a bad feeling about this.
Are we going to be in this show, too?
Yes.
What about this show?
Well, well, well...
If you don't like Nakai, you can go home.
Go home!
Thank you!
Go home!
It's like...
That's amazing!
Is it okay for you to fight each other?
It's okay.
"It's okay"?
What are you talking about?
You said you wanted to participate in this show, didn't you?
Yes.
Since you're participating in this famous show, can you say hello to Nakai?
No, it's 2 p.m. or 4 p.m.
I'll do my best.
Thank you.
That's too much.
It's no use.
You don't have to say hello to me.
Well, it doesn't matter.
Let's stand in line.
It doesn't matter.
Is it okay?
It's not okay.
It's a perfect weather for swimming.
Is it a national park?
It's a perfect weather for swimming.
Hey, Hosei.
Yes?
Put on these glasses and wear a blue suit like a child.
Then you'll be 100% different.
I'm sorry.
He said "I'm sorry" once.
He always says "no cut" in this show.
No cut.
It's real.
I'm sorry.
In the end, there is only one truth.
The theme of this year is detectives.
Detectives.
And I'm going to take care of you.
I'm chubby.
I'm intelligent.
I love doctors.
My name is Fujiwara, a famous detective.
Is it okay?
What are you saying?
The theme of this year is detectives.
What are you saying?
And so, the six of them became new detectives.
They challenged themselves to a 24-hour-hard labor.
Be quiet! What are you detectives talking about in that outfit?
- We don't know anything about it. - I'll go get changed in that box over there.
Will you go and get changed right now?
The first step in becoming a detective is to change into appropriate clothes.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Is everyone ready? - Yes!
- Then I'll have you come out in order. - Yes!
- Matsumoto! - Yes!
(Matsumoto)
You've trained well!
- You'll become the number one macho detective in Japan! - Thank you!
- Hamada! - Yes!
- You look like you're in a bad mood. - What are you so happy about?
- Huh? - What are you so happy about?
It's been years since I've done this.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- End! - Ah, it's echoing.
- You're still a man. - Thank you!
- You're still a handsome detective. - I'll do my best!
- Tanaka! - Yes!
You still look like you're in a bad mood.
(Tanaka)
- You'll become the number one detective in Japan! - Thank you!
- Kosei! - Yes!
(Kosei)
Ah, isn't he cute?
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I thought for a second that you were in a bad mood. - That's right.
- Even if you say it, you're still number one. - That's right.
- That means... - Huh?
- That means... - Okay, Nakai!
(Nakai)
- What's that? - It's strange.
- The timing... - It doesn't fit.
- The timing doesn't fit. - It's weird, isn't it?
- It doesn't fit. - No, not at all.
- What is it? - It doesn't fit.
- You seem to be quite... addicted to it. - Yeah.
- Yeah, you're quite odd. - Not so strange.
- You're quite cool. - I sometimes thought...
- you wanted this slightly sticky thing, sorry. - Yeah.
- But it's not that sticky. - No, it's not.
The rules for this round were simple.
No matter what happens during the 24-hour detective work, you must not laugh.
That's all.
The bus for the detective office is arriving soon.
Another bus?
Let's go.
Get me a taxi!
It's finally the beginning of the journey.
Nervousness and tension rise.
Can you line up here?
There's a bus stop here.
The bus is here.
It's so early in the morning.
What's going on?
That bus was on Twitter a lot.
It's here.
This is the dark traffic detective office.
This is the detective office you're about to go to.
You can't laugh from the first bus you get on.
As usual.
Why can't we laugh?
Tell me.
You can't laugh.
It's a rule.
Garsue Kloritari Detective Agency's commuting bus.
This bus was designed and built by Sugar Rock Homes.
It's going to the detective agency.
- Are you ready? - Are you ready?
- I'm stressed out. - Every year.
Since we're here, let's start with you, Nakai.
- Can I get in? - Yes, you can.
- Can you all get in? - Of course.
- I'm in! - Get in!
- Are you ready? - Are you ready?
- I'm nervous. - I'm nervous.
- Are you ready? - I'm nervous.
- Is this year going to start? - It's 2015.
- 2015. - 2015.
- Let's stop this. - Let's stop this.
- It hasn't started yet. - It hasn't started yet.
- It's started! - It hasn't started yet.
- It hasn't started yet.
- I'm excited because it's new to me. - No, no.
- It's making me dizzy. - Do you not like it every day?
- Every day? - No, I don't like it.
- Doesn't it bother you when you drive here every day? - No, it doesn't.
I think of Donna Donna all the time.
Finally, the bus is departing for the detective agency.
What awaits us ahead of us?
It's strange that we're here again.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yeah, it's been a while.
How long has it been?
15 years?
It's been 15 years.
We've known each other for 15 years.
Have you bought a rabbit?
No, I haven't.
I haven't bought a rabbit in 7 or 8 years.
What kind of rabbit are you?
Carrot.
It's red.
I don't know.
It's raining.
It's hot.
My right arm is burning.
It's raining.
It's good.
Show me your butt.
Why are you stopping me?
Don't ask me to stop you.
I won't stop you.
Why are you stopping me?
It hurts.
You are small.
I'm stopping you.
It hurts.
You are too weak.
I'm leaving.
You are too weak.
I'm stopping you.
Don't do it.
There is a fight in the car.
And the funny person shows up.
I'm going to get back.
I'm leaving.
Carrot.
Button.
T-shirt.
I'm leaving.
But, Hyoko...
Did you tell that story to Hiroshi?
No.
I don't have the courage to tell it to Hiroshi.
Because he will definitely be sad.
If he knows I only have one month left.
I don't know if it's true, but I have to say it!
Actually, I'm going to call you out today.
At that time, you have to say it!
It's about time for you to come.
It's been a while.
Green out!
Why?
What is it?
Ouch!
Hiroshi, sit down.
Don't be surprised and listen.
Actually, I only have one month left!
What? Is it true?
It's true, Hiroshi!
You know, Kyoko didn't tell you about her illness because she was worried about you.
I didn't know Kyoko was sick.
What should I do?
Matsumoto, Hanada, Kosei, Nakai, out!
What is it?
I...
What is it?
Kyoko, I...
Actually, I love you!
I said it!
Hanada, Kosei, Nakai, Hanada, out!
What is it?
Do it properly!
What is it?
Ouch!
You are not serious!
Hold her tight, Hiroshi!
Oh no! Kyoko's condition has changed!
Hiroshi! I don't want to die!
Kyoko! Kyoko!
This is not the time to cry!
It's too early to give up!
Kyoko is wandering in the middle of a mental turmoil!
I will listen to your wishes and give you hope to live!
I will make a miracle happen!
I want to have my first kiss!
First kiss...
Kyoko has her first kiss inside of her.
Inside of me?
There are six men here!
From these six men, you will choose your first kiss partner!
Shut up!
Go in front of the men and close your eyes!
Kyoko will risk her life for you!
If you want to close your eyes, you will have to kiss first!
Kyoko! Choose!
Since you're kissing me first, I'll take my time and choose carefully!
If you kiss me first, I'll hit you!
I'll choose carefully!
I'll watch you!
I'll take my time and choose carefully!
I'll hit you!
If you hit me first, I'll kiss you first!
I'll kiss you first!
Hey! Your smile!
Your smile!
Wait! Wait!
It's empty! It's empty!
It's empty!
I'm glad! I'm really glad!
That must have hurt!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
Kyoko-chan, you won't get another chance like this!
You'll kiss me one more time and I'll take my time and choose carefully!
I'll choose carefully!
I'll close my eyes again!
You're lying!
I'll close my eyes again!
I don't know! Will you release me?
Hey! There's another one!
No way!
Close your eyes!
This is the second time!
It's getting intense!
Close your eyes!
You're handsome!
It's taking your life!
It's the second time!
Your life! Your life!
Deep kiss!
It's getting intense!
Don't look around you!
You're handsome!
It's the third time!
You're handsome!
It's the third time!
You'll get your hope!
- Moriga? - You've got a lot of energy left, haven't you?
- I... - Kyoko's still saying something.
I want to hear SMAP's real name!
- What's wrong? - If it wasn't for SMAP, it wouldn't have happened.
- That's right. - I wonder what's going on.
- E-everyone... - It's there!
- There's SMAP over there! - SMAP is there!
- It's SMAP! - And it's SMAP's leader!
- It's the leader! - Please!
- Kyoko's life... - Please!
- Kyoko's life depends on it! - Please sit next to her!
- Please hold her up...
- Please sing a song for her... - Please!
Music, start!
Sing a song, I wanna stay with you...
Utsunoko, Yamada, Shosei, Endo, Kanaga, Aoki!
You're the one who's drunk!
- Did you call me? - No, no, no...
Ouch!
- I thought you were drunk. - I'm not drunk!
- Ouch! - I'm not drunk!
Music, start!
He's annoying.
It's all in there.
I'll sing.
You make me smile and heal me up.
I wonder if my ordinary love is fluctuating.
I was born for you.
The more I'm separated, the more I'm pulled in.
It's like I'm sleeping.
Ringa ringa ringa, call me.
I wonder if my ordinary love is fluctuating.
You and I will meet one day.
I hope you will be the way you are.
All the things we have lost, we will fill them up.
I will be there for you until you get tired of me.
I hope you will be the way you are.
You did it!
Matsumoto, Tamada, Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
It's the other way around!
What's wrong with you?
He's dead!
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
Ouch!
If it was a real smack, Kyoko wouldn't have died!
You're right!
You're a western idol!
Ouch!
He's dead!
Kosei...
You're not dead.
It's the other way around.
This is...
This is pretty bad.
It's only been an hour since the start.
In a non-stop push and pull crash,
not even one person's face has changed.
However,
in the future,
the riders who will be penalized
won't let go of their hands.
Of course, since we're amateurs,
we had no choice but to sing out loud, right?
But I don't know much about "okiniki" and stuff like that.
You guys, don't move!
Get out of the way!
You guys, don't move!
The other day,
there was a murder case around here.
According to witnesses,
it was between the 40s and 50s.
It seems like they were dressed like detectives.
This area looks like you guys, doesn't it?
Please take me to the doctor.
Let's go!
Who are you?
Detective Ito Rines. I'm involved in this investigation.
You're not involved. This is a investigation. Go home! Go home!
I can't trust that one family!
Who are you?!
Also, I'm involved in this investigation.
This is a investigation. Go home! Go home!
I can't trust that one family!
Who are you?!
Also, I'm involved in this investigation.
Tanaka, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Ouch! Ouch!
What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? I'm scared! I'm scared!
Kinomiya?
Ah, I've heard of you.
You're a female detective who uses special abilities to manipulate criminals.
Kinomiya-san, if you take off your headphones and synchronize with the other person, you can read their minds.
What are you saying?!
Anyway, I'm going to take this guy, so leave me alone.
I have to go.
- Shirota-san... - Yes?
Are these people really criminals?
No matter how you look at it, they're criminals!
Look! That blond man!
He's definitely a criminal!
Right?!
Hehehe...
Syncronized.
Huh?
It looks exactly like it.
Is it good?
This guy is buying a special cake at a shop in Shimokitazawa in October of this year.
It's true! There was a witness report!
It's true! In October of this year, a man in a black coat went to a cute cake shop in Shimokitazawa.
By the way, this cake he chose is a birthday cake with love from a boxer.
Wait!
It's not that kind of cake!
That's why I said it looks exactly like it!
I didn't know this year would end like this...
It's not that kind of cake!
No way!
And it's also sold in Nakano.
It's true! There was a witness report!
This man bought a stuffed eel for his daughter in Nakano Broadway.
He couldn't find it easily, and when he finally found it, the matcha man started getting excited!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
This is amazing!
No! No! No!
This is no good!
What is it?
What about this man?
Isn't this man a criminal?
Synchronized.
What's up?
It's easier to live in Japan than I thought.
What do you mean?
This man's favorite place is the forest of Africa.
It's true.
West Roland Gorilla.
Nicknamed "Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla".
It is a species of mammals classified as gorillas that have been colonized.
It is a species of mammals that have been colonized.
Green out!
It's easier to live in Japan than I thought.
What do you mean?
It's easier to live in Japan than I thought.
What do you mean?
It's a shame, isn't it? If you really get caught like this.
It's true.
If you really get caught like this, it's a shame, isn't it?
It's a shame.
What about this man?
Isn't this man a criminal?
It's a secret, isn't it?
Yes.
It's synchronized again.
It's very similar.
It's synchronized.
This is fashionable, isn't it?
What do you mean?
I think this man's uniform is cool, but it's like a yankee.
It's true.
Despite being a super idol, he looks like a nasty yankee whose uniform is unbelievable.
Moreover, it seems that the local kohai, Lip Slime's Sue is dissing him in the shadows.
It's true.
The biggest problem is his hat.
Kinomiya-san, this is serious.
This man wears a bandana and wears a hat.
It's a fashion that I've only seen in Chagi and Asuka's Chagi.
It's true, but if he looks like a yankee, it'll be a hot topic.
I'm serious about it.
It's synchronized.
Everyone, out!
Ouch!
I see.
Then it doesn't matter whether it's a murder or not, but let's ask for some money for yankee.
Let's go!
Hey!
Hey, where are you taking me?
Hey, pick me up!
Let's go!
No way!
What is it?
Huh?
Are you leaving?
Huh?
Wait a minute!
Are you leaving already?
No!
Even after a long bus ride, only a few people remain.
The Detective Agency is closing in.
Everyone, it's about time we get to the Detective Agency. We're almost there.
The bus with five people showed up.
But this isn't the goal. It's a new battlefield.
- We're here! - We're finally here!
We're finally here!
"Don't Laugh" Stage, Gars-u Chlorbicary Detective Agency.
This Detective Agency is full of mystery and laughter.
A fierce battle against the blind begins.
- It's our birthday. - Oh, yeah.
"Birthday Party" Stage, Gars-u Chlorbic Detective Agency.
- We were drinking and singing. - Yeah.
- It's embarrassing. Stop it. - It's not like it's our birthday.
- It's not like it is. - Yeah, it's not like it is.
- It's not like it is. - Yeah.
So I was like, "Oh, poor thing. Someone's been fooled."
Everyone, let's go!
- It's a good thing. - It's a good thing.
- It's a good thing, isn't it? - This way!
- Wow! - This is the Detective Agency.
- Look at this! - Wow!
This is the Detective Agency's symbol.
Did you see it?
This statue has a very deep message.
Can you move aside for a second?
- Huh? - Huh?
- When did you get here? - When did you get here?
- Can you explain? - It's cold.
Sorry, sorry!
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
Listen carefully to what I'm about to say, you guys.
This is...
Gari High School, Matsumoto, Endo, Yanda...
- Yanda... - Yanda...
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- Your voice got smaller. - Your voice got smaller.
Ouch! You got hit in the hand!
This is...
...Scars Crowe College Detective Agency...
...Statue, Sgarrock Homes. Here you go.
Mr. Holmes is an American physicist.
I'm sorry.
Everyone, let's go.
It's totally different.
Shall we go?
It's so crowded.
Gasclobic Detective Agency.
It's big.
Let's do a lot.
Isn't it huge under Detective Agency?
This is the entrance.
Wow, it's amazing.
It's amazing.
It's bigger than Detective Agency.
It's amazing.
Detective Agency is bigger than you can imagine.
Of course, there are more tricks waiting for us.
This is your waiting room.
Waiting room?
Let's go in.
Let's go in, everyone.
It's amazing.
It's started.
Would you like to see it?
Wow, it's amazing.
This is the world-famous Hamariza.
This is a foreign movie called "Superhero".
It's not that bad.
Yes, it's not that bad.
It's not that bad.
Would you like to see it, everyone?
This is the first Phantom Thief X.
It was the eternal rival of the former president of the Garth Grobichari Detective Agency, Sglock Holmes.
The former president, Sloglock, by making the first Phantom Thief X, forgot about the detective's passion.
It's an enemy.
I'm wearing a mask, but you can't take it off.
What?
This mask is...
Really?
Everyone, please sit down.
Yes.
I'm a little old.
I'm going to wash my hands and it's hot.
And I didn't know it, but it's getting smaller.
Oh, yeah.
(Laughing)
I think I made a mistake.
Nakai-kun...
(Ding)
Kill him!
Don't you notice it?
Ouch!
It's a shaving cream.
Why don't you notice it?
It's changed.
At 10 a.m., the usual story begins.
This is the exit, isn't it?
(Laughing)
It's the usual pattern.
It was really funny.
It wasn't funny.
No, it was funny.
No, it wasn't funny.
It wasn't funny.
This is the exit, isn't it?
Well, there's a dvd player, so maybe there's a dvd in it.
No, there isn't any in it this year.
No, there isn't, right?
But I'm wearing pants now.
No, that's right, that's right.
It's changed like this.
Yeah, that's right.
In 10 years.
I'm going to open it.
Look.
Wow, it's sudden.
Oh, as I expected, it's sudden.
It's sudden.
It says "two" here.
It doesn't shake today.
It says "two" here.
It doesn't shake.
Huh? No.
Huh? What is it?
No.
Huh?
10,000 yen?
Ah.
Huh? Really 10,000 yen?
Yes, 10,000 yen.
Ah, 10,000 yen.
One, two.
It's like a letter.
Letter?
What is it?
Huh? Huh?
Huh? What is it?
Money?
There's money in it.
Huh? 5,000 yen?
You got money, didn't you?
Huh? Did I get money?
Matsumoto, out!
It's your first time getting money, isn't it?
No, I just got it for free.
No, I...
Ah! I told you to be nice!
You just got it for free?
Did you just give me 5,000 yen?
I think so, but 5,000 yen isn't real yet.
If we're talking about 5,000 yen...
Well, we might use it for something.
Yeah, you're right.
Right?
Then, Matsumoto, please.
Then,
Wow!
Only the owner...
Yes.
Only the owner can see what's inside.
Only the owner.
We can't see it.
Ah, yes.
What do you mean "only the owner"?
Matsumoto-san can only see it, right?
Well, here...
Ah, I've seen it once!
Ah, you've really...
Eh...
So, I've only...
No, no, no, no, watch it for a moment!
(audience laughing)
This is a challenge from "Kaijin Nijuumensou".
(audience gasping)
I'm going to give you a special mission.
You can't tell what the other members wrote about this mission.
Huh?
In ten minutes, I'm going to induce you with your words and make you...
Huh?
I can't say it, can I?
Oh, you can say it.
(audience laughing)
I can't say it.
I can't tell what you wrote about this mission.
What are you doing?
Huh?
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
(audience gasping)
No, no, no, no, no.
It says "tsura-tsura-tsura" (shiny, shiny, shiny)
so you have to write something about this mission.
Can you tell me where I am?
(audience laughing)
Can you tell me?
Yes.
This is...
Can you tell me?
No, I can only tell you about Tanakao.
I can only tell you about Tanakao.
Yes, yes, yes.
I can only tell you about Tanakao.
Can you tell me in ten minutes?
In ten minutes...
Yes.
Okay, I'll tell you.
This is Matsumoto's secret mission.
(audience gasping)
Within ten minutes, I'm going to induce you with your words and make you cry Tanakao.
If you can't do it...
you will be subjected to a big science shock punishment.
The clock behind you is already starting to move.
But Tanaka is...
But Tanaka is really doing his best, isn't he?
Look at his face. It's so pale.
I was in a book or something like that.
Ah, yes, yes. I was in one.
From elementary school to college.
Haruto! Haruto!
That's not how you say it.
It seems like a good order.
Yes, it does. I don't know anymore.
If I knew it, I'd like to take a step forward.
But if you didn't say "Tanaka",
I don't know if you wanted to take Tanaka while shaking various places.
This is a bad way of writing, isn't it?
I don't know.
But that guy in the bookshelf, the one with the brackets...
Did you show it to the kids?
I did.
What did you say?
Well...
It seems like animals have different ways of seeing things.
It's normal.
It seems like they didn't know.
It seems like everyone thought they looked like they looked.
It was surprising.
Yes, when I saw it with the kids at the time...
I thought, "Now the kids will look at Tanaka differently."
Ah, depending on the book?
Depending on the book...
Dad, you look like this.
Depending on the book...
I think the kids' views of their dads have changed.
You know, don't you, Tanaka?
I don't know.
You know, don't you?
I don't know.
I really don't know.
I don't know.
It's pretty difficult.
It's pretty difficult, isn't it?
Even after that...
"Dad, you did your best." I won't say it directly.
But I think it will definitely come out.
Matsumoto's rice killer doesn't resonate with Tanaka's emotions.
Sometimes it's too cruel.
But...
The reason why Tanaka is here now...
It's also because of Endo.
Of course. Of course.
Endo told me "Let's do it."
And I entered this world.
Endo, you're great.
Ten seconds.
Nine.
Eight.
Seven.
Say something! Say something to Tanaka!
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Tanaka, you did your best.
Thank you.
Challenge failed.
"The big science book " K "failed."
What is it? What is it?
I don't know. I don't know what "K" is.
It came. It came.
What is it?
Big science book.
Wow, it's scary.
This is scary.
Am I going to die?
I'm shocked.
This is a little...
Please don't die.
Ouch!
This is scary.
I don't know what's going to happen.
What is science shock?
First of all, hold the silver part and drink two of them. One?
You can't touch it except for this one. We can't touch it.
It's not written in a glass, is it?
- Where's the silver one? - This is scary.
It's really scary.
- The color is bad. - And the smell is like firecrackers.
It's disgusting.
Please drink slowly.
It's disgusting!
My lips are in pain!
- Tamada, Tosei, Endo, Tamada, out! - My lips are in pain!
- This is the worst!
- My lips are in pain! - My lips are in pain!
My lips are in pain! My lips are in pain, my lips are in pain!
- It's hurt. - Hurt, hurt, hurt! My lips are in pain!
- They are swollen. - They are swollen.
- They are swollen, right? My lips are swollen!
- They are swollen! - It hurts!
What is this?
What is this?!
- Is itienced? - conquered!
You're right.
My lips are swollen.
Your lips are swollen.
It's not swollen.
Is it original?
Where is it?
This is the shape.
My lips are swollen.
How is it?
Wow!
What was this twice?
You can use it when you fail.
Can I try?
No, no, no.
You should try!
You can't watch that!
You're out!
What's up with you?
It's fun!
It flew all over the place.
How many years have you been doing this?
Oh, it hurts.
No, it's not.
What did you say?
In 10 minutes, lead Tanaka with your words and make him cry.
Make him cry?
This is difficult.
I think I said it in a good place.
No, you didn't say it at all.
I'm sorry, but I didn't say that at all.
Aah! I did it kindly!
Detection work for two hours and thirty minutes.
The shock of the story is still continuing.
I'm really like that...
That's the one that you open the piano like this.
It came like this.
I was really dumbfounded.
I don't know what you're talking about.
- What? - This pattern again.
- Interesting. - Let's go home.
- Wow. - The pattern we know everything about.
- Wow. - Let's look at it again.
- This pattern happens to me every year.
- Maybe it's because you're a detective.
- No, this kind of thing only happens to me.
- The pattern we know everything about. - Oh, I see.
- It's being investigated. - I see, we're like that.
- Yes. - Every year...
- Again. - What was it again?
- Uh...
- It's not Monday...
- It's M-O-N...
- It's Mon, right?
- Canada, Borussia, out!
- Seriously? - It's Mon, right?
- Yeah.
- Say it properly. - There's no such word.
- But it's Monmonday.
- I'm out! - Hamada, you're out!
- Hamada, you're out!
- Stop making that face, Endo. - Ow, ow, ow!
- Is it Sunday? - It's already Monday.
- What's the title? - "The bag is closed. I finally get..."
Endo Kokoriko spends his lively night.
Forty percent.
What's with you?
Forty percent, right?
Like last year, you said "but".
Yes, yes.
Nothing to do with it.
But, you know...
It's not good for you to feel excited over there.
Let's close the bag.
Oh, this is it.
After the legend of Momotaro is left behind...
A demon of deception descends...
A demon of confusion aims at Momotaro's target...
What's this?
Momotaro is a legend?
Okayama?
Okayama.
Right?
Huh?
Huh? Who's this?
Who's this?
This is... Yes, yes.
You're the announcer, right?
Yes, I am.
Announcer of the regional bureau.
Oh, you're the announcer.
Yes.
Did you contact him?
Yes.
I contacted him right after work.
An exciting dinner party...
A demon of deception descends...
Huh? Descends?
- Yamada, out! - Hey, what's going on?
- What's going on?
- Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Are you mad? - Are you mad?
- I'm not mad, I'm not mad. - You're not mad?
- Who was it? - Who was it?
- I don't know, but I think it's better to say it now.
- "Rola texted me persistently."
- "However, for Eigo-san, going for a meal with Endo one-on-one is nothing but fear."
- No, it's not "fear," it's "nothing but fear."
- Who was it? - Who was it?
- Endo! Yamada!
- You're not laughing! - No, no, no, no!
- It was just a joke! - No, I'm not laughing either!
- What's going on? - What's going on?
- I'm not mad! - Tell me!
- What's going on? - Ouch!
- Were you mad? - I'm not mad! - I'm not mad!
- You're not mad! - You're not mad!
- I'm not mad!
- Emergency broadcast! Emergency broadcast!
- Huh? - Please pay attention to the monitor!
- Huh?
- Hello, everyone! I'm Daichi Hakata, on site.
- Oh! - Actually, this time...
- When the staff made an appearance offer on the screen...
- She had the courage...
- And rushed over to this site!
- Huh? - So, I'm Daichi!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- You're not sending emails or anything, are you? - I'm not sending anything!
- Emergency broadcast! Emergency broadcast!
- Huh? - Please pay attention to the monitor!
- Huh?
- Hello, everyone! I'm Daichi Hakata, on site.
- Oh! - Actually, this time...
- When the staff made an appearance offer on the screen...
- She had the courage...
- And rushed over to this site!
- Huh? - So, I'm Daichi!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- First of all, I'd like to ask you...
- Why did you agree to make an appearance?
- Well... I have a social standing...
- And I was very confused...
- But I decided to make an appearance...
- Because I like you.
- I see.
- She's quite small...
- Well, she had the impression of a small and cute woman.
- Endo-san, do you like small and cute women?
- You do, don't you?
- At the time...
- All five of them, including Endo...
- Thought that the woman on the monitor...
- Was one of the staff of the security bureau.
- However...
- The truth about this woman is...
Endo's ex-wife, Chiaki.
From now on, we'll have a conversation between her ex- husband who is anxious about his girlfriend's arrival and his ex-wife who answers his questions normally.
- Let's get started. - I can't hear you.
First of all, what is your first impression of Endo?
I'm sorry to say this, but...
At first, I thought you weren't the arrogant Tanaka.
And... As a practice, you know...
- Well... - She says terrible things.
I've earned a lot of money on TV, but I've never practiced like that.
- She says terrible things. - Is it her job?
- And you exchanged your contacts... - Not emails, but LINE groups.
- Do you still exchange emails like that? - Yes.
I think Endo is a kind person, so I still have a lot of emails.
- What? - She doesn't. - She doesn't. - She doesn't.
- Is it possible for you to show us your exchange this time? - Yes, well...
- She doesn't exchange emails, but LINE, right? - LINE...
As a journalist, I don't think it's right for me to show Endo's personal contact list without his permission.
- Well... - Well... - So, is it okay for you to do it? - Is it okay for you to show us?
It's not a problem, but...
- It's not? - I don't like it... - So, first of all, show us. - Okay, I see.
It means I'm the only one who will show you.
- Do you promise you won't show it to us? - Yes. - Okay. - Of course, I won't show it to you.
- She doesn't want you to show it. - I don't like it... - She doesn't like it...
- But you're not that angry, right? - No, I'm not.
- Then you must have changed your situation. - No, no. I've grown up like that.
- Dagi-san? - Yes?
- What's wrong? Is it funny? - No, I mean...
- Is it funny? - It's like...
- I'm a little bit different from my testimony. - Does your testimony mean you're different?
- But I don't think we should regret it. - No, no, no.
- If it's like that... - It's not a group, right?
- Personally, I don't like it. - Are you sure you're not being fooled?
- At first, me and my girlfriend started it. - Don't be fooled!
- Then we became a group. - That's stupid!
- For example, when I said "Let's go eat",
- If she thinks "Oh, she thinks I'm a woman and asks me out",
- Then I can't do anything about it.
- That kind of direct... - That's right.
- But looking at Dagi-san's reaction... - That's true.
- It's not just that.
- Then, would you like to have a cross-talk with Endo-san? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Well... - It's been a while.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
- Well... - Yes.
- I have my own values. - Yes, of course.
- So many things...
- I can't say it now... - Yes. - But I have to tell you the truth. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Truth? - What kind of truth? - Yes, she is like that.
- Mr. Endo and everyone, thanks to the staff's persuasion... - Yes.
- She agreed to show her face. - No, no, but...
- Eh? - Eh? - Isn't it bad?
- Actually, she wrote a letter to Mr. Endo. - Yes.
- She will read it now, so Mr. Endo, please listen carefully. - Yes.
- Well then, please read the letter. - Eh?
- Values...
- What are you saying? - What are you saying, seriously?
- I'm sorry for deciding to appear on my own this time.
- But there is something I really want to ask you...
- So I decided to borrow this place.
- Why do you invite other women to your place when she is here?
- Well, it's not personal...
- You are a 44-year-old male...
- In general, you should be more calm.
- You said to me before...
- "I got divorced, reflected on myself, and became serious."
- "I have changed."
- But despite that...
- Even though you hate people looking down on you...
- What you are doing is really stupid.
- Even now...
- The strength of your heart, as stupid as you are...
- Will not change.
- Because of Endo-kun's hastiness...
- Even this year, a servant of a musical instrument called me...
- I'm Chiaki, puh!
No, no, no, what is this?!
No, no, wait, wait, wait...
But I'm a little relieved.
What is this?!
Here it is!
What is this?!
Well then, Chiaki-san, please say a word.
Yes.
As it is...
As it is... I will...
Chiaki!
What is this?!
Chiaki, you better say something!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
What's going on?!
What do you want me to say?!
That's it!
As it is...
As it is... we must not let go of "Deceitful Demon"!
Demon extermination! Please!
Demon extermination of "Deceitful Demon"!
Execute!
Yapp!
Eh?!
What, what?!
What?!
It's not "Deceiving," is it?!
As it is...
What?!
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Tanaka, out!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
What's that?
Ouch! Ouch!
Three hours of detective work.
The story is not over yet.
Oh, I forgot about Tanaka's story.
Tanaka, let's go.
You're the only one left.
Maybe Tanaka has his own punishment.
That's right. That's why I'm scared.
It's just a DVD.
What's wrong with you?
You're too scared.
Tanaka, you're too scared.
Why do you say that?
Tanaka, you're too scared.
You're too scared.
You're sneezing. You've heard it many times.
You scared me.
I'm Tanaka.
I was concentrating on this.
That's not a big deal.
You don't look like Tanaka at all.
I'll put this in the safe.
I'm counting on you.
Thank you for your call.
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It's written in cash.
Wow!
I see.
That's right.
You can buy it with cash.
That's right!
Do you want me to call you?
Why don't you call me?
How do you make a phone call?
Is there a phone somewhere?
Oh, there it is!
Is it like that?
Isn't it like that?
You are being attacked by this V-shaped butt, so you are telling me to protect you like this, right?
No, but it's really good!
Because it's written firmly.
Gas direct delivery.
Huh?
Oh, she's calling me.
Yes, it's a gas direct delivery.
Oh, well...
Mamoru-kun... Yes?
I'd like one of those. Oh, thank you very much!
Then, what color would you like?
Well...
I'd like denim.
I'm sorry, but we only have the standard blue.
If you'd like blue, we can deliver it right away.
How about it?
Oh, then I'll have blue.
Oh, thank you very much!
The same store will deliver it right away, so please wait there.
Yes.
I wonder what color denim is...
But why did she ask about color type?
Oh, I see.
But this is...
You're fast!
Oh, yes, it's me.
You're fast.
Here you go.
Wow, you're doing it right.
That'll be 4980 yen.
Oh, then I'll start with 5000 yen.
Why is she giving me only eggs?
You're being biased.
Thank you.
That's amazing.
She's doing it right.
Mamoru-kun.
Wow!
Oh, it's really you, Mamoru-kun!
It's amazing, isn't it?
I've seen you on TV.
Yes!
It's better to wear it, right?
Yes, it's better.
But isn't blue better?
Yes, it is.
I think blue is better than denim.
Yes.
It's perfect.
It's good, isn't it?
It's perfect.
It's amazing.
Wow, but it's amazing.
You pull it when you see something, right?
If you think it's dirty...
Oh, it's written.
When a Thai boxer appears, pull the string.
Because you can't sit normally, right?
Yes.
Then is it okay for me to watch the next part?
Oh, it's this, right?
Eh, what's going on with this?
This makes me happy.
Mamoru-kun...
My name is Naoki Tanaka, a man you don't know who works for a detective agency.
Today, I will introduce a case of a famous detective I respect.
Huh?
Doctor, what's wrong?
The match is about to start.
Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
That's right!
This man who looks like a mountain gorilla is...
...the famous detective I respect, Dr. Kamadai Kikosuke!
The trademark blue jacket in his hand...
...is a proof of his fierce fighting spirit!
Again?
Sorry for the long wait!
The world heavyweight title match is about to start!
I can't wait!
First, let me introduce the champions!
In the red corner...
...the real black jaguar born in Kyushu...
...the rampaging tonkotsu machine...
...from hell, Jason Chorez...
...Sugaporo Creed!
Sugaporo!
You can do it!
Next, let me introduce the challengers!
In the blue corner...
...the Japanese born Chuck Wilson...
...the man who only drinks water at the top of his lungs...
...the hot gold prince from the stars of Jettan...
...Mutsuki Matsumoto!
Go for it, Yuto!
Matsumoto is out!
This is crazy!
I think I went a little too far with Tanaka's jaw.
That's right, that's right.
Mutsuki Matsumoto!
Go for it, Yuto!
And the promoter of this match is...
...don't you know him? Don Kong!
- Don Kong! - Hurry up and start!
What? What's wrong? It suddenly turned red. Is it a blackout?
D-don Kong is dead!
Surprisingly, in the ring...
...Don Kong was bleeding from his head and was lying down!
Dr. Hamadaichi, are you sure about this?
Yes!
The cause of Don Kong's death...
...looks like he was hit in the head with something like a donkey.
Judging from the situation...
...the challenger and the champion who were in the ring...
...are two people!
And...
...the two challengers are...
...first of all...
...a strong-looking, black-haired, shiny man...
...world champion...
...Sugaporo Creed!
Why me?! I'm not good enough!
Matsumoto! Kanata! Kaoto!
You know, I love wet tissues, Suga-san.
Ouch! Ouch!
Why me?! I'm not good enough?!
I was just leaning against the corner post...
...and waiting for the match to start!
Next...
A suspicious mask and a hat...
...and a shiny white tank top...
...Mucky Matsumoto!
Why me?!
Why do I have to kill Kong?!
Tomorrow...
...is the day of the show I love the most in the world...
..."Tagawa Ebisu no Burari Tabi"...
...broadcasting!
There's no way I'd do something so despicable!
By the way, Mucky...
...if he doesn't play a weatherman...
...he'll have a bad nose and a bad mood.
Matsumoto! Kanata!
Kosei! Out!
Look at how detailed it is.
It's very detailed.
Both of you don't look like you're going to kill anyone.
Who is the culprit?
There it is!
Hamadaki-sensei's dirty clothes!
If it's this dirty...
...it's Hamadaki-sensei's reputation to begin with!
It's a video of the venue!
Why don't we play the video of the venue?
That's right! There was a way to do it!
And just like Sensei said...
...we watched the video of the venue while it was out of service.
And there...
...we saw the decisive moment of the crime!
What?
Tanaka!
Get out of my way!
Chief, please.
Tanaka gets up and shoots Taikikku's neck.
Tanaka!
Taikikku!
Wait a minute.
I'll protect you.
Wait a minute. I'll do it.
Is it okay?
Oh, you did it.
Wait a minute.
I'll protect you.
Wait a minute.
What's going on?
Ouch!
What happened?
Are you okay?
It hurts the most when you stand up for a moment.
Don't spread your legs like that.
That's right.
Ouch!
Oh, my God!
What's going on?
He's not the guy who was shooting.
What?!
Kill me! I'm out!
What?!
You were laughing the most.
I'm out!
Ouch!
This is bad.
My bag was this big.
Call him again.
No, I don't want you to call him.
You should tell him.
Don't let him fool you.
You should call him again.
This is bad.
Oh, she's calling.
Yes, this is Girls' Direct.
I just bought your product.
Yes.
This is bad.
Is that so?
This is bad.
I can't protect it.
The air doesn't inflate at all.
Excuse me, but may I know your name?
I'm Kokoriko's Mr. Tanaka.
Mr. Tanaka.
Yes.
You bought Mr. Mamoru's minis, didn't you?
No, no.
It's not that.
You bought a normal one, didn't you?
No, no.
It's not a mini.
It's a regular size.
I'm sorry, but I'll send it back right away.
Please wait a moment.
You bought a mini, didn't you?
Yes, yes.
I'm glad you did.
Mr. Tanaka, Kosei, you're out!
I didn't know you called it a mini.
I didn't know.
No!
It's okay!
It's coming, isn't it?
Yes, it's coming.
It's not that you're bad.
The money is...
It's an exchange, right?
The price is the same as a normal mini, isn't it?
The people who buy minis are finally gone.
But it's over now.
Yeah, I don't think it's here anymore.
I don't know if it looks like a regular mini anymore.
But...
The blue is still there.
If only I had known about it yesterday...
If you did it yesterday, it would have been completely different.
If I did it yesterday, I would have thought it was different.
Oh, that's nice.
But it's no longer on DVD.
Yes, it's no longer on DVD.
That's right.
Huh?
This is a gift from Director Tanaka.
No, no, no.
It's a gift for you.
Oh.
Thank you for this.
Of course.
Thank you.
I should have brought it with me.
A gift for you.
Well, I'm glad you brought it with you.
Wait a minute.
Huh?
What's this? A mini fan and...
There's a letter in it.
Portable fan.
Tsumujimaru.
That's interesting.
Yes.
It looks like you can just sit here and press the red button.
Well, if you say so.
I'll press it.
Tanaka.
Taiki.
Wow.
Tanaka.
Here, here, here.
Mamoru, Mamoru.
Oh, it's coming forward.
No, no, no.
This is wrong.
It's the other way around.
What's wrong?
You're doing it wrong.
Mamoru, it's not that way.
Why are you doing it the other way around?
Ow!
Ow.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!.
We were in a different place.
Ow, own, ow!
Does it work like this?
How do you fight like this?
I think we got the wrong version.
This is definitely fake, right?
It's here, it's here.
This is also a defective product.
Defective product?
Ah, defective product.
That's right, that's right.
We can't do anything about the phone book, can we?
We don't need the phone book anymore.
No, we won't call you anymore.
You should have told me beforehand.
No, I don't know about this.
I don't know about this.
Why is it like this?
Yes, this is Ganssa-chokuhan.
Um, I just received your apology letter.
Ah, from Tanaka-sama.
Ah, that's right.
Ah, I'm sorry about that.
Um, it's a regular size.
Yes.
Um, Mamoru-kun came and the airbag...
Yes.
Um, it activated before that.
Ah, you're from Tanaka-sama, right?
I'm from Tanaka.
Um, Mamoru-kun, you bought a front, right?
That's not it.
Um, I don't know about that kind of thing.
Yes.
I think it's a regular size, since it's a tie-kip.
I'm sorry about that.
Um, I'm going to confirm it now.
Could you please wait for me for a moment?
I'll come back.
No, no, no, I haven't confirmed it yet.
How do you use the front?
That's right, the back is the rear.
Oh, he got away!
He got away!
Everyone, out!
Oh, we're done for.
This is terrible.
This is...
This is terrible.
Terrible, terrible.
We took 5,000 yen.
Yes, we took 5,000 yen for this.
Ouch!
Don't mess with me.
What is this?
Downtown has bought downtown deluxe.
Who is the MC?
Four hours of detective work.
There is no time to rest for newcomers.
Everyone, listen up.
From now on, there will be a recreation tournament to deepen the relationship between detectives and detectives.
Everyone, from now on, will you all be careful of me?
Recreation?
Recreation between detectives and detectives.
What does a different color jersey mean?
This is kind of scary.
What is this?
I have a bad feeling about this.
From now on, you can laugh or cry.
Please enjoy yourselves.
Thank you very much!
Let's go!
Like this!
I don't think it was a good idea.
New detectives are divided into two teams and participate.
From now on, a serious game battle will begin.
Captain, are you okay?
Captain is here!
Thank you very much!
Are you a detective?
I'm a detective.
Are you really a detective?
You've been going over there for years.
I've been going.
You've passed up to this team.
Don't say you've passed up to me!
Thank you very much!
That's right!
Hucky Boy won't be here this year either!
I probably won't be here next year!
The first battle is...
The second battle is...
Let's train our dancing skills!
Face-changing double-sided dancing!
If you're a detective, you have to be good at dancing so you don't get caught.
You will be challenged to play a game where you test your dancing skills.
The representatives of the sales team will make a total of 20 kinds of facial expressions
according to the shutter sound that can be cut in two seconds.
However, you cannot use your hands or turn sideways.
The junior judge will judge which facial expression had more variations compared to the two of you.
I can judge without talking, right?
Yes.
I understand!
Then, let's start the battle right away!
Shutter battle!
I won, too!
I'm actually pretty good at this!
No, no, no!
There are two kinds of facial expressions. It's okay.
There are two kinds of facial expressions, but which one do you have?
Two kinds!
One!
Two kinds?
Face-to-face double-sided battle. Miyasako is leading.
Miyasako is strong!
That's right, he's strong!
Is that so?
And he's funny in every way!
I'm grateful for that!
You know him, don't you?
I don't watch much face-to-face games.
He does face-to-face games!
For example, for example, what was it like?
For example, for example,
Uuuu!
Uuuuu!
Uuuu!
Uuuuu!
Uuuu!
Uuuuu!
What was it like?
What about you, Miyasako?
Yes, it was perfect!
Yes, it was!
I see you there, Miyasako!
Yes!
You had force!
Yes, I did!
Yes, you had force!
Yes.
Were there celebrities sing there?
Yes, there were!
By the way, who was the celebrity that announced that?
It's "Juri"!
Face change and double facial expressions. Ready, start!
Oh, it fell.
Huh? It's back.
Huh?
It's back.
Oh!
It's still there.
Huh? It's back.
Oh!
It's back.
No, no, no.
It's coming back.
It's back.
It's still there.
It's back.
No, no, no.
It was like a gorilla.
No, no, it's all different.
It looked a little different.
Oh, my.
It came back faster.
I thought about it later.
It was already impossible.
I don't think there are 8 kinds.
Take a picture of it.
Here it is.
Come on!
It's totally different.
It's this one.
It's different.
It's the same as before.
The second half of the video is amazing.
This is also very good.
Look at this.
It's totally different.
No, no, no.
You have a Kitamura license for Gowa?
You are exactly the same.
This is a mess.
Yes, it is.
No, no, no.
It's a mess.
No, no, no.
4 and 10 are very close.
Right?
Stop it now!
Look, look, look.
Caesar, Caesar.
This is totally different.
Today, it's Horiemon.
Well, then...
Chance!
Don't tease me.
It's not funny at all.
Practice it.
Frog.
What?
He's the leader!
Who said he's the leader?
He's the leader!
He came out.
Oh, he came out.
Is there something?
What are you doing?
I thought I was the first one.
You shouldn't hide your talent.
Well, Captain Okada, what do you think?
Yes!
Captain!
I can't do it.
I can't do it at all.
Well, Okada-kun.
Yes!
How should we do it?
Basically, facial expressions are all about emotions.
You should really hit those emotions.
That's right, that's right.
What's wrong with that?
That's right, that's right.
That's right.
Focus, focus!
Ready, start!
Three, two, one!
He's fast, he's fast.
Timing!
He can't hit at all with timing.
It's just a normal face.
Is he a bender?
Wow!
Is he a bender?
Wow!
No, no, no.
No, no, no!
Captain!
Captain, stay away!
Go back!
Stay away from me!
Captain!
What is that?!
Shut up!
I'm scared!
Eh? Eh? Behind you! Behind you!
I'm scared! Scared! Scared! Scared!
Ah, you won! You won!
You won!
You're either going this way or that way.
I'm getting nervous!
I know what I'm doing.
But, thank you, everyone...
Ok, ok, let's check his face.
I don't know.
It's a normal face.
It's a surprised face.
I had these.
I had all of them.
I have all of them.
I can't move!
In the end, you're moving right and left!
You're the same age as Hayato!
17 and 18 years old and you haven't done anything!
You haven't done anything!
Why? Why?
Why?
By the way, is there a gag about this face?
What is this gag?
Yo!
There isn't!
I'm sorry!
There isn't!
I'm sorry!
Please announce the winner!
The winner is Miyasako-san!
Miyasako-san and Miyasako-san get 10 points!
Let's limit it!
Second round!
I want you to show me your Japanese!
Please show me your Japanese!
I can do anything!
I don't mind if you say you sealed it for today!
Until now, it's not good!
You're a big star!
You're right!
It's good!
It's cool!
It's good!
Second round!
Junior version! Ready, start!
This is...
Open your mouth!
This is...
Why didn't you change it?
I did.
You didn't change it, did you?
I did.
It's a game where you can change your emotions!
Okada-kun, you're pretty good at it.
It has nothing to do with you!
And you're a little cute.
That's right!
You're cute!
Who are you doing this for?
Your wife!
Let's check out their faces!
This is...
You're just a curtain!
No. 4 is amazing!
He's not moving at all!
No. 4 is amazing!
He's not moving at all!
He's moving!
Wait a minute!
Give me No. 4, 5, and 7!
No. 4, 5, and 7!
You're brothers!
You have one more brother!
You're brothers!
I don't know what you're talking about!
The next match is...
Let's train our reasoning skills!
Let's see who's talking in the special setter!
This is no good!
The special setter will totally cover up.
Only one of the teams will be allowed...
To speak the words of one of the teams among the myself-recited words.
The opponent team shall deduce...
Whose words they've spoken.
If they can answer...
They'll get 10-point bonus points.
If they fail...
They get another 10 points.
First up is Team Okada.
Are you ready, Captain Okada?
Please turn around.
Please raise your voice.
Here is the question for Team Okada.
"Sakana-kun".
Let's get started.
3, 2, 1, go!
Can you make it louder?
Please say "arigatou gozaimasu".
"arigatou gozaimasu".
It's better than I expected.
That's good!
One more time!
"arigatou gozaimasu".
Let's sum it up.
Please announce the answer.
3, 2, 1...
It's correct!
Who said it wrong?
It's Team Boyz!
You're good!
You scared me!
Say it! Say it!
Say it!
Next, Team Miyasako!
Please choose your members!
Team Miyasako.
Shaberno is in charge of speaking.
The topic is Gegege no Futaro's
"Eyeball Old Man".
Now, it's "Eyeball Old Man"!
Is it the same line?
Yes, yes, yes!
Now, it's "Eyeball Old Man"!
Three, two, one!
Go ahead!
It's "Eyeball Old Man"!
What are you doing?
Shaberno is not a person who speaks,
but he spoke!
What are you talking about?
It's "Eyeball Old Man"!
You scared me!
It's "Eyeball Old Man"!
I thought it was "Eyeball Old Man"!
It's "Eyeball Old Man"!
Now, it's "Shaberno is not a person who speaks,
but he spoke!"
The topic is "Funassyi".
Now, it's "Funassyi"!
Three, two, one!
Go ahead!
It's "Funassyi"!
Hamada-san, you don't have to do it like that.
Who do you think you are?
Are you ready?
It's decided, right?
Go ahead!
One, two...
The back!
The red team is absolutely right!
Hamada-san, don't stumble!
It seems like everything is going well for you!
Hamada-san!
An actor who can't act is participating in "Onigokko".
And Hamada-san...
is in a super-hot position!
It's 3:30 p.m.
The detective team has worked for over four hours.
Is everyone okay?
It seems like our chief, who was on a business trip, has returned.
Shall we go and say hello?
Are you the chief?
I'm the chief.
You haven't changed at all.
To the chief, who used to be a famous detective...
Who is that person?
This is the chief's office.
Please excuse me.
I'll go now.
Excuse me!
Famous detective...
Shall we go in?
Can you line up over there?
Excuse me.
It seems like he's not back yet.
What?
Everyone, out!
- Well... - Of course.
- He's a famous detective. - Of course.
- Well... - I see.
- He's a famous detective. - Ouch!
- Ouch!
- Of course. - Of course.
- He's a famous detective. - Well...
Since you've come all the way here,
I'd like to give you a little insight.
First of all, Mr. Endo.
Although you're a comedian,
in March of this year,
you started out as a singer
in order to make money, didn't you?
Right?
I'm sure the title will be "STARDOM" one day.
Oh, that's...
Mr. Tataka sang for me
in the movie I shot.
- Oh, yes, yes, yes. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Anyway, it was me. - Yes, yes, yes.
I had one download on iTunes,
one on my smartphone,
one on my laptop,
and I had three downloads in nine months!
- That song is... - It's "STARDOM".
- It's "STARDOM".
- Is it "STARDOM" in nine months? - Is it "STARDOM" in nine months?
- Oh, yes, it is!
- Yes, it is! - Yes, it is!
Oh, I can't do my best. I hate it.
Speaking of you, Mr. Matsumoto, if you'll excuse me...
You have such wonderful blonde hair!
But back in the day,
when comedians dyed their hair black,
didn't you say something like "dirty"?
Oh, you comedians...
I've heard about you, too.
You've been to Sanrio's Pureland with your wife.
Right?
In the car, you wanted to have fun with your daughter,
but you saw a factory and thought, "Hey! Isn't this Sanrio's Pureland?"
But you saw a starfish and thought, "Isn't this Kitty's dress?"
At least you're called "the god of laughter", right?
Do you know how it feels like to have a little fun?
Fun...
Ouch!
You don't like this, do you?
I didn't know about this.
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It hurts!
Now...
This is...
Um...
I heard about it from your son...
Your wife said, "Make some stir-fried meat."
Heat it up and eat it.
And you went out.
You heated up the stir-fried meat.
And while you were doing that, you got hungry.
Ah! Why isn't there any side dishes?!
You said that and ate some rice.
Were you tired?
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch!
What a shame.
Thank you very much.