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Now, the Rugby World Cup Japan Cup is heating up!
Gernot is walking around!
Now, the usual routine has begun!
Precise press kicks are important!
Oh, that's a routine, isn't it?
It's a routine!
It's surprisingly short, though.
You're still doing it?
You're doing it wrong!
Oh, no!
Japan is defeated!
Everyone, thank you for your hard work for a year!
This year, I've been selected as the general manager for 18 years in a row!
I'm the former downtown manager, Fujiwara Hiroshi!
Also known as "Yoshimoto's press kicker,"
I'm Fujiwara Goromaru!
Today, I'll be presenting you with a funny and entertaining VTR best of 2015!
Isn't it pretty long?
Well, again this year,
Fujiwara has been selected as the general manager for 18 years in a row!
That means you've selected 180 VTRs so far, right?
Yes, that's right.
Have you really selected them?
Yes, I've been doing my best.
Then, which one was your least favorite?
The leaked one?
Yes, the leaked one.
No. 11, no. 11.
Which one was your least favorite?
Well...
I've been thinking about it.
Have you really selected them?
What? What?
Now, I would like to announce the best points of "Gaki no Tsukai" opening "Omoshiro V" in 2015.
First of all, let's see from 10th to 5th.
Oh, there it is!
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Coffee and sandwich, three of each, please.
10th place is "This show tested whether the scary stories of the world are really scary even if Japanese people hear them."
The last one to appear in "Gaki no Tsukai" opening "Omoshiro V" is "Bangladesh representative," Alix.
In Bangladesh, there are two types of ghosts, male and female.
For example, if a man is sleeping and you want to aim at him,
you go over to him, look handsome and he starts to shake.
In Bangladesh, there are big trees like five or six meters high.
There are big branches and big trees.
On top of the trees, people are still sleeping.
Oh, where did he go?
Even if you look in the field, he is not in the field.
Look at the tree! Look at the tree!
Everyone is desperate and say, "Oh, I'm going to die!"
My parents and my children are going to die!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
That's how people have died in various places and have died.
That's all.
What are you talking about?
The ninth place is the "Handsome and Garu" tour!
"Itagaru" and "Sleepy Garu" and others.
We have to play "garu" according to the theme of this project!
"garu" as in "star"?
The five of them will play "samu-garu", "hoshi- garu" for "endou", "ita-garu" for "kosei", "shirita-garu" for "hamada" and "kusa-garu" for "masumoto".
This shop has been around for years.
Tanaka, you should drink it.
It's very cold if you drink it in one sip.
I want to drink it in one sip.
What's wrong?
This is a bad shop!
Is this it!?
What's this smell!?
Hey, why is it shining!?
Why is it shining!?
What's going on?!
Give me 3 points!
I wasn't standing out.
In the end, all of us left this place.
I'm the only one left here.
I think this is the decision of the entertainment industry's manager.
The decision of the entertainment industry's manager is...
Why are you putting it there, John?!
What's in there?!
In 8th place is...
The decision of the entertainment industry's manager...
Who fought with honor and pride...
The decision of the entertainment industry's manager is...
ZO-B-ZO-N!
Among them, the ones who beat Gekusei and advanced to the final stage are...
Apex's Fungi!
And the final match of Yoshimoto Kogyo's Creative Room It!
We're at...
8th place!
Creative Room It is finally here!
Creative Room It is here!
Apex's creative room it!
Creative Room It is here!
Did he do it?! Did he do it?!
Creative Room It! Creative Room It!
He's strong. He's strong.
The winner is...
Creative Room It!
He's only been here once.
Yes, that's right.
I've only been here once.
7th place is...
Endo's future, which has now become Endo's possession,
is depicted on stage.
"The life of an ogre".
In his youth, when he was in a relationship with his girlfriend,
a love-struck dinosaur appears.
What kind of sweat is that?
It's all kinds of sweat.
Endo's story is already over, isn't it?
But there's still more.
It's over, but...
Endo's story is already over, and the staff won't let him go.
I see.
So, it's a battle between the two.
It's a battle between Bracata and Delgawa.
I'm glad it's over.
A young adult blessed with little treasures.
However, he again...
Again!?
I was surprised you came again.
I didn't expect it.
Again!?
It's the second time.
Don't do it again.
That's right.
And the story goes to the climax.
It's really weird.
It's amazing.
It's the same.
I was surprised you came again.
No. 6 is a 24 hour long interview where we dig into the unknown side of the drunk dragon Suzuki family.
Even if you don't work, your partner gives you money and you jump out of the door.
This is a great motivation.
Your partner and the door you jump out of only look like money.
That's wonderful.
16 and a half hours from the beginning.
The topic of the interview is about his partner, Tsukaji.
I'm going to ask Suzuki.
What kind of partner is Tsukaji for you?
Because...
He gave me money.
What did you like about working with Tsukaji?
He gave me money.
Don't say that.
That's my line.
20 and a half hours later.
The interview is over.
I don't know what to say.
What were you thinking?
Didn't you hear me?
No. 5 is a fake prank interview.
I didn't know about this.
It's a request from Yasutaka Nakata.
Even if you say so, it's from Yasutaka Nakata's point of view.
It has nothing to do with Nakata.
A famous saying that hurts people who have never met before.
A person who has never met before.
It's all about Nakata.
Why are you talking like a weaponless person?
Hamada heads to Enoshima by train.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
There are a lot of elementary school students here.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
It's terrible.
It's a famous saying that comes from something like this.
By chance, a general audience joined the elementary school students' group.
The car is in a mess.
It's good, isn't it?
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
I'll kill you guys.
A famous saying that gives passengers a sense of tension along with the staff.
I'll kill you guys.
Hamada arrives in Enoshima to make popular rice crackers for tourists.
- Can I open it? - Yes.
What will it taste like?
Well, I made it myself, so it's really good.
And when Hamada leaves the store, he says it again.
It's good, isn't it? I made it myself, so it's good, isn't it?
A famous saying that has been twisted twice so that you can't hear it.
I made it myself, so it's good, isn't it?
The rice crackers for tourists are famous in Enoshima, "shirasu gozen".
Is it necessary for people to eat rice crackers?
Of course it is necessary.
No, it's not!
If you watch idol music videos, you can see people eating rice crackers.
We don't eat "gozen"!
He tried to cut useless words.
We don't eat "gozen"!
What do you think about it?
Do you still do it until next year?
I have only done it once creatively.
If I do it next year, I will do it in a tournament.
You look like a teacher.
I wrote "thank you" for me.
4th place is "thank you" written by Hosei.
Hosei wrote "thank you" for himself and sent it to the members.
Which is more important, "thank you" or "thank you"?
I had an eye contact with Hosei only once.
Oh, I said it.
What are you talking about?
It's you.
It's been a while since I sang.
Hosei read his own letters and shed tears one after another.
Let's end this year like this.
And Matsumoto reads the letter.
Five years ago, when I and Yamazaki were walking in Roppongi at night...
...the two of us were entangled in five or six little girls.
At that moment, my legs shrunk and I fell down.
But Yamazaki jumped up to the little girls and said...
"Matsumoto-san, run away!" and protected me.
Ever since that day, I haven't been protected by my juniors...
...but by those who want to protect their juniors.
Yamazaki, thank you so much.
And even if one day I quit being an entertainer...
...as brothers...
...stay with me...
...young man.
Shocker!
In third place, with a shutter that can be cut in two seconds...
...they aim for 20 kinds of facial expressions.
Face-changing double-faced faces!
In two seconds...
...the challengers struggle with their accents.
Meanwhile...
...TKO Kinoshita, who is usually good at face- changing...
...challenges!
I think he'll really do it.
But his double-faced face...
I wonder if he can do it.
He hasn't done it for many years.
He's doing it!
Your double-faced face starts with "8", "9", "10" and ends with "B".
But you don't seem to be good at it.
You don't look like you can do it naturally.
"8", "9", "10".. How about that?
If this is a traffic light, it's an accident.
I'm sorry.
The second place is given by the members to Mori Shinchi, and the third place is given by Endo to Mori Shinchi, who imitated Endo and made it come true.
I liked it, too.
We came to a real estate store in Yamanashi Prefecture.
I'm Mori.
It's like a band.
I like how you sing.
Only seven houses have been built in Japan.
The insulation is very good.
You can't see it in real Mori.
There are only two bedrooms on the second floor like this.
I see.
Looking for real estate is the closest to Mori.
In addition, Endo takes the members and checks the clocks.
Shall we go in?
Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go pretty early.
They head to Mori's favorite restaurant.
Who is your motivation?
My motivation is...
Ikuzo and Yoshi Ikuzo.
They must be different.
Yoshi's motivation?
Yoshi's motivation is...
Maybe he's late for class.
I'm sure he's dead.
And the seniors in their part-time jobs also appear as surprises and tell their memories of that time.
Okay, that's all.
Then, one more time.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
Finally, they sing their new song "Ofukuro Botaru wo Nessyo".
Ofukuro Botaru wo Nessyo
Mori Shinichi
Endo-san played a big role.
That's right.
He played that role twice.
Mori Shinichi-san's role.
Even so, he couldn't get back Ogo's debt.
That's right.
How was it, Ogo-san?
It was great.
Please watch the second episode.
The second episode. Ogo-san is already dead.
Is he dead?
He's already dead.
I don't think he'll ever stand up again.
But the child he was holding has grown up.
That's right.
He's a junior.
I wonder what will happen.
Juniors grow up.
I don't know if it's a difference in skill,
but Matsumoto-san's costume is only for women.
The first place is Endo's golf lesson, which was held with only Matsumoto's clothes as ladies.
I see.
Even for women, it doesn't matter.
What?
We don't want to be seen only in those pants.
And now, the golf lesson starts!
It's cold.
Today, I'd like to give you a golf lesson.
What do you think of golf, Tanaka-san?
Golf...
I've never heard of it, even in Hanakawa.
But now I have a chance to play golf with you at work.
That's right.
It doesn't matter at all.
Let's go to the lesson point!
Matsumoto will try a bunker shot!
You can't do that!
And you can't do it like that!
You sports people like me believe you!
You don't know anything about sports!
You were looking back at me.
You were looking at me, weren't you?
I wasn't looking at you.
I really wasn't looking at you.
I'm going to tell you the truth.
Tell me if you saw me or not!
I saw you.
Tell me if you saw me or not!
I saw you.
I saw you!
You idiot!
What grade are you in?
I'm first grade!
I'm first grade who became an entertainer without becoming a disciple.
What grade are you in?
I'm not in first grade.
What grade are you in?
The first class goes to the break room.
I'm going to take a break.
I'm going to eat sweet bread.
Are you all watching?!
I'm a little distracted.
Look, there's a lot of bread.
I'll tell you, I'll tell the staff, but it's not going to end today.
If you don't repent, you won't repent.
But that means you won't watch it, right?
I don't care if you watch it!
But I'll say it over and over again!
If you don't watch it, you won't repent!
Turn it all back!
It's been 30 minutes since we got in here.
I have no intention of leaving!
Let's get out of here and go to Guri.
They managed to get out of the break room, and their last pattern lesson is over.
Let's wrap it up together.
I saw Matsumoto-san's underwear!
It won't happen again.
How was it?
It felt like I was watching an early musical instrument.
There's a lot of other things I'd like to talk about.
Let's do sumo for now.
Sumo and Endo's...
Endo's son has grown up.
I'd like to ask Endo.
Which do you prefer, ogre or Mori?
I don't like ogres.
That's true.
That makes me an ogre.
No one gets mad at you.
If you're mad at me for being an ogre, I'd be a director.
I saw Matsumoto-san's underwear!
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