AISubs v3.4
There was a hotel where liars gathered at a certain hot spring resort.
I've already forgotten about it, but it was a long time ago.
That's right.
When was the last time you did it?
It was the third time last year.
I don't remember much about it, but I remember that Yamazaki was slipping a lot.
Yamazaki was...
Now, let's explain the rules of a hotel with liars!
Draw a card with your name and first name written on it.
The person whose name comes up will call someone and lie about their first name!
The person who is called has to put everything on the theme and continue lying about their first name!
Is it really better to have customers?
Of course!
It's definitely better to have customers!
Well, the staff here...
Me too!
I'm not lying!
It's all about sense!
I can't keep up with you!
It's true!
I'm twice as good as you.
So, Endo is...
Endo is Dai.
So, Endo is someone.
But, Dai?
Dai is pretty good.
But, really...
I was surprised when I heard it.
About two days ago, we were eating and we were like, "Did that really happen?!"
But, Matsumoto-san...
Did a meteorite really fall on your family?
"No way!" I said.
But, it was a long time ago.
When was it a long time ago?
About seven years ago.
Seven years?!
It was like clay.
It fell like crazy!
It hit your face hard!
It hit my face hard!
It hit your face hard!
It hit my face hard!
It's already dead.
Is it common?
When we were playing "Kouhaku",
I'm not sure if it was this way or that way,
but it hit my face hard!
It hurt!
It must have been painful.
It was terrible.
Was it on New Year's Eve?
We were playing together.
7 years ago.
My face was locked up!
I don't know if it's true or not,
but my face wasn't locked up at all.
I remember that moment very well.
Who locked me up?
I fell on my face!
Then Trump said,
Your face was locked up.
That's how I found out.
You locked me up.
Everyone was really angry
that I locked up 6 people.
They said, "Don't do that!
You can't be mean!"
Now, it's a good story
for my family.
I see.
I'm sorry for being mean.
I'm sorry for being a big lie,
but I'm sorry for being a small lie.
I'm sorry for being a big lie,
but I'm sorry for being a small lie.
You're in the national anthem, too.
I'm in the national anthem, too.
What's wrong with that?
All-in, live-lie-lodge!
The person who draws a card with their name and first name on it
has to call someone and lie about their first name!
The person who is sent out has to lie about everything
about their first name!
I'll go with this one.
- What's going on? - What's going on with me?
- You're amazing! - You've improved!
- Tanaka, are you okay? Is your rib broken? - Huh?
- Are you okay? Is it impossible for you to fight? - Well, if you put it like that...
- It's hard for me to do it. - Is it daily? Is it broken?
- It's broken. - It's completely broken? - It's completely broken.
- I can't stand it. - I see.
- You don't say it out loud, do you? - Yes, yes.
- I've said it out loud before. - You have?
- Can you say it out loud for me? - Okay.
- Ah! - That's amazing.
- Does it ring a bell? - Yes, it does.
- Really? - Really?
- Does it mean you can stand it? - Of course.
- Huh? What made you become like that?
- I recently started martial arts. - Huh?
- I didn't know that. - Yes, I didn't know that.
- I'm 44 years old, but I haven't been exercising for a while.
- Have you been exercising? - I haven't been exercising much, so I thought I shouldn't do it.
- So I started martial arts. - What is it? - Combined martial arts.
- Combined martial arts? - What does it mean? - It can be anything, so it's easy. - That's amazing.
- It literally means combined martial arts. - I know quite a bit about it.
- First of all, yes, martial arts. - Where? - Ebisu.
- Is it already Ebisu? - Yes, it's Ebisu.
- It's not a place, it's a group name, right? - Yes, it's a group name.
- I heard you don't participate in groups. - No, I don't participate in groups.
- No, I'm in Ebisu Combined Martial Arts Gym. - Ebisu Combined Martial Arts Gym?
- I'm in Ebisu Combined Martial Arts Gym. - Who do you teach? - I teach Kami-san.
- Kami-san, and you're his wife? - Yes.
- I don't know what you're talking about. - Why don't you do it yourself?
- Do you have a license or something? - Kami-san has it.
- Kami-san has it, Kami-san has it. - Kami-san used to have it.
- Does your wife have a trainer's license? - Yes, she does.
- Are you okay now? - Yes, I'm okay.
It's my job.
I can't say I want to stay here.
- Of course you can't. - I can't force it.
- Does your wife have a trainer's license? - Yes, she does.
- Isn't it hard for you to be married? - Yes, it is.
- I can do it in one shot. - Of course you can.
- I can do a high kick in one shot. - Why did you do a high kick?
- In one word, it's cheating. - What?
- You're ugly. - You're cheating.
- It's okay if you do a high kick, right? - That's right.
- If you do a high kick in one shot, it's okay. - That's right.
- Okay, I'll do it. - Okay.
- I'm in the middle of a fight. - Okay.
I'm in the middle of a fight.
- I heard about it. - What?
- About Yamaaki. - What?
I heard that Yamaaki discovered my staphylococcus cells.
- No, it's not like that. - It wasn't like that.
- It's not like that.
- Even though you keep telling me that. - It's not like that.
- It's not like that.
It's true.
I heard my wife heard about it through Yamaaki's wife.
She said that Fuccia discovered my staphylococcus cells.
With a laughing mark.
A laughing mark of sweat.
Don't say it! I told you already!
It can't be true, right?
- No, it's true. - What?
I kept it a secret and it became a big deal.
Even Japanese science...
- Japan is not enough! - That's right.
- That's a big announcement. - I told you that it would be a big deal for science.
What are you talking about?
- I think it's a good thing. - That's right.
- Even if it's a lie, it's a big deal. - That's right.
My wife told me that staphylococcus cells exist.
So I decided to go and look for them.
- You went to look for staphylococcus cells? - That's right.
- But you couldn't find them, right? - Well...
- No, I found them! - Where and how did you find them?
Well...
I was surprised, too.
- I was really surprised, but... - Yes.
I kept walking.
- Yes, you kept walking. - Where did you go?
I went all the way to Kyoto.
- Why did you go to Kyoto? - Because it's the oldest and there are many temples there.
- By yourself? - Yes, by myself.
- You're looking for something new. - You're looking for something new.
- I'm showing you that the Stap cells are not new. - New? What do you mean?
- I was walking in Kyoto and I went to a temple and asked, "Excuse me, have you heard of Stap cells?"
- Did you go to a temple like Tasunemito? - Yes. - That's crazy!
- But still... - You're useless! - I'm useless. I'm really useless.
- "Excuse me, have you heard of Stap cells?" - "Have you heard of Stap cells?"
- I asked if they didn't have them in the old days and they said they didn't. - They didn't?
- I asked if they didn't and in the eighth prefecture temple I was like, "Why are you looking for Stap cells?"
- Are you asking me now? - No, actually I like Stap cells.
- You like Stap cells, don't you? - Well, I'm looking for them.
- I feel like you're trying to trick me. - No, I'm serious.
- So where are they now? - Do you want me to tell you? - Yes, please!
- They're behind Mr. Ojizo. - You're talking about Stap cells?
- No way! - Stap cells? - They're above Mr. Ojizo! - So that's what happened!
- This is it! - It's solidified. - I heard Hamada is a real Kamen Rider.
- I heard he's a modified human. - What?
I'm serious!
In Osaka, my wife said it in a show.
- Your wife said it? - She said it in Kansai.
- What? - What does it mean?
- Tell me! - What does it mean?
- I'm serious! - Why did he become a modified human?
- I don't know. - He's the same as Hongo Takeshi.
- Did he get into an accident? - No, he was taken away by a truck.
- He was taken away by a truck? - He was like this when he noticed it.
- He was taken away by a truck? - That's it!
- When? - When did he say it?
- I don't know. He didn't say it for a long time. I forgot it.
- I think it was in 12th grade. - That's early!
- Did he get caught in 12th grade? - Did he get caught in 12th grade?
- I think it was before the school trip. - Did he get caught again when he was young?
- But you came to school trip, didn't you? - Yes, I made it in time.
- Oh, on the other side? - Yes, on the other side.
- But they told me not to transform because it's a new one, so I said, "Okay."
There are still some parts that are not attached properly.
- Not attached? - Not attached?
- What's not attached? - It's firm.
- Oh, it's firmly attached? - Yes, yes.
- The modified one is not firmly attached, so if you transform badly and move, you can take it off.
- Oh, I see.
- When we were on school trip and did a lot of things like burning things,
I sang and did this and that, but that movement was really...
I was told not to do the side movement.
- The side movement? - I was told not to do it.
- So my waist was moving back and forth little by little.
- Everyone was doing like this.
- I was doing like this, so I really didn't want to do it.
- I guess my pelvis wasn't properly trained as a middle school student yet.
- Have you ever been transformed several times?
- No, I've done it once myself, thinking "Oh, it's okay now," and transformed once.
- You've done it? How do you transform?
- I don't say "win" or anything. I say "transform" for now, but in the end I don't do it at all.
- I don't transform my upper body at all. I only transform my lower body.
- Huh? What about it?
- Like a Spatz.
- Huh? It's not that cool.
- You know what I mean, don't you? - I know what you mean.
- It's like an Egashira. - That's right, that's right.
- I don't know if it's going to show up from up there, but I'm half-baked, so it's a Spatz.
- Oh, so the upper body wins. - No, no, no, I don't want to show it like this.
- Only the lower body? - Only the lower body.
- I don't like it anymore. I don't like it!
- You don't like it and you're back?
- So you don't fight monsters? - I wanted to fight them.
- But if you ask me often, there's that individual difference.
- If you're good at fighting for a month or so, you can win right away.
- But in terms of your physique, you have side effects.
- You have side effects? - What kind of side effects?
- It makes you fat.
- Oh, really? That's good.
- It's good that you're getting fat.
- You're getting fat, aren't you?
- I don't know about the side effects of modified humans.
- That's right.
- Ah! Yama-chan's "chu"!
- Endo...
- That beauty salon? - Yes.
- Is it the same as Maeda Beaverly's?
- That's right about Beaverly's.
- Are you saying it on purpose? - It's not on purpose.
- Originally, Beaverly's was... - It's possible.
- That's right. - It's not "chu".
- It's possible. - That's right.
- It's not "chu". - It's possible.
- It's okay. - It's totally possible.
- I'm with Rivali. - Oh, Yama-chan! Dai!
- I heard you have a clear memory of your past life.
Of course, I haven't told anyone.
- Well, yes, it's possible. - Yes.
- Oh, Yama-chan! Dai! - Oh, Yama-chan! Dai!
- What's "dai", you say? - Yeah, it's possible.
I heard you have a clear memory of your past life.
Um...
When I say something like this, people will definitely say "Really?" or "It's disgusting."
Of course, I haven't told anyone about it...
But, well... Yes, yes, yes...
- It happens. - Yes.
What did you do in your past life?
In my past life...
Well, my appearance hasn't changed much.
Even my hairstyle.
I was a girl with this kind of atmosphere.
- You were quite tall. - You were big.
- Yes, yes, I was 181cm tall. - What kind of girl?
I was an Argentinian girl.
- Do you have a name? - Well...
It was Argentina, wasn't it?
- We were both Argentinian girls. - What?
- Your name? - Tanaka Naoki used to be Argentinian.
- Argentinian. - That's strange.
- Argentinian. - Argentinian.
- You have a name like "Nippon Taro".
Yes, I was Argentinian.
What kind of work did you do?
Well... Basically, I was a girl.
I didn't do any work.
- What do you mean? - What do you mean?
- What do you mean by "girls"? - Basically, I was a girl.
Well, you could be a girl.
You didn't have a job or a part-time job.
- But you worked a little, didn't you? - I didn't work. I didn't have a job.
I was free. I really didn't do anything.
I lived a life without any inconvenience.
- You were a girl? - I was a girl.
- Your parents... - My parents were like that.
- What did your parents do? - My parents...
They ran a real estate business in the outskirts of the city.
What do you mean "outskirts"?
- In the outskirts of the city? - What do you mean "outskirts"?
What do you mean "outskirts"?
They ran a real estate business.
It wasn't a landless business, but they had a lot of land.
I see.
- Did you have any siblings? - Yes, I did.
- You did? - I had three sisters.
- That's quite a lot. - That's quite a lot.
Please tell me their names.
I think their names were...
Bibi... Bibi... Bibi Argentina and...
What does that mean?
- Bibi Argentina... - Bibi Argentina...
It's not her name. It's her last name.
Bibi Argentina and...
Lopez Arie... Argentin...
- Lopez Argentin... - Bibi Argentina...
- It's a man's name, isn't it? - Why is your last name different?
I'm Argentinian.
- Are you crazy? - No, I'm not Argentinian.
- No, I'm not Argentinian.
- We have different nationalities. - That's right.
- Argentinian... - You got married, didn't you?
- I got married. - What kind of man was he?
Do you really call him "the Argentinian man" as described in the picture?
- What kind of Argentinian man? - Yes.
What kind of Argentinian man?
- He looks like a monster. - No, I don't call him "the Argentinian man".
- What kind of person? - Well...
- I call him "Lopez Argentina". - She was there! She was there!
- She came out! - She is Gomez Argentina. Gomez Argentina.
- What about her children? - She had one daughter.
- Daughter... - What do you call her? - Mommy Argentina.
- Mom!
- Mommy Argentina.
- Here we go.
- "Dan Tanaka". - "Tanaka".
- Masumoto... - You are fast.
- Have you been drinking with Yosuke Tagawa lately? - Yes, I have.
Let's go.
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Here we go.
"Tanaka." "Tanaka-chu." "Chu." "Tanaka-chu."
Wait...
Is this for real?
Let me ask him.
- Masumoto san... - You're fast.
- Have you been drinking with Yosuke Tagawa lately? - Yes, I have.
- Where did you meet him? - Well...
He asked me about Yoshimoto Creative Agency.
- I happened to meet him at the hospital. - Hospital?
- I was waiting for medicine in the waiting room of the hospital. - Oh, you were in the same hospital.
- Yes, we were in the same hospital. And I asked him, "What's up, Machan?"
- And it seemed like you were drunk. - No, I didn't say that.
- So I told you to be careful with antibiotics and stuff like that. - No, you didn't...
- I was like, "My back hurts." - But you started drinking again.
- Yes, that's how it started. - So I told him, "Let's go drink."
- And I told him, "If you don't drink antibiotics anymore, you can still drink." - Yes, you're right.
- And I told him, "You have to drink antibiotics for at least two weeks." - That's pretty long.
- So I told him, "Anyway, I want to go." - That's pretty long.
- While you were saying that, I was like...
- I was like, "Are you okay?! Are you okay?! Are you okay?!"
Are you okay?! Are you okay?! Are you okay?!
Are you okay?! Are you okay?!
You stink.
You're terrible people.
This is my seventh time.
That's terrible. Why do you say that?
More than that, what's wrong with you, creative agency?
You're really...
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Are you okay?
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What's so bothering you about it?
You know...
There are a lot of kinds of things...
it's unbelievable to be told.
It's unbelievable to be told...
Yes, yes.
Let's go.
But even though you say that a lot of times...
acing you is рассказывmation...
but you like it after all, right?
no, I never mentioned it to anyone!
never heard about it.
Neither did I.
right, right, that's the theory...
If I say, 'Why did you become like that?'
You shut up!
Who do you listen to?
Are you stupid?
I want to hear it.
I don't listen to it every time.
Sometimes I have a fracture.
You have a fracture, too.
You don't listen to it every time, do you?
Of course not.
I always listen to it.
Sometimes I have hiccups.
You have hiccups?
I don't have any symptoms.
You don't have any symptoms, do you?
Sometimes I have hiccups.
I always listen to it.
You always listen to it.
I always listen to it.
What's wrong with you?
I don't listen to it.
Your image has changed.
You get angry easily.
I don't listen to it.