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The first episode of "Gaki no Sukai Yara Hen" will be produced entirely by Carla and Momi!
I want you to know everything about me!
It's "Carter Contest"!
Isn't it too loud?
No, no, no.
It's too loud.
It's analog.
If you turn up the volume later, it'll be too loud.
It's annoying.
"It's starting," you said.
Yes, yes, yes.
Don't say it!
If you say it in such a small voice, you say it in such a small voice, don't you?
Ah, you have that kind of thing.
You want to come forward, don't you?
You want me to say it in such a small voice, don't you?
Then do it!
You do it!
So, what do you want me to say?
I'll say it.
Go ahead.
The first episode of "Gaki no Sukai Yara Hen" will be produced entirely by Carla and Momi!
Isn't it too loud?
Isn't it too much work?
Laura, Seiji, Matsuko and Toshi-chan.
The four of you.
Your life is really full of work, isn't it?
It's full of work, isn't it?
Let's have the five of you come forward!
Go ahead!
Nice to meet you!
I'm flustered.
You're flustered, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
I don't have any manhood anymore.
That's right.
You've lost a lot of weight, haven't you?
As you know, she's run through the '90s as a housewife of the T.K. family.
Tomomi Kahara has appeared on "Gaki no Tsukai" for the first time!
Tonight, she's going to tell you all about her life!
The rules are simple!
The one with the most wins!
The winner will receive a secret reward from Tomomi!
You really worked hard to write it.
I did!
You worked harder than I did.
You're the best!
You're great!
You won't get another chance like this!
She looked closely! What's that?
She only looked at the 'n'!
Well, I look at it, but I haven't looked at the 'g'!
I also looked at it, but I haven't looked at the 'g'!
Well, I think about it every time, but I think that the rules are a bit vague!
So let's make them proper!
Like, you shouldn't look at them, and stuff like that!
Let's not cheat!
Don't look down all the time.
No, no, no.
I'm just looking at your talent.
Can I look at your drawing and come back?
Yes, you can.
Can I look at it now?
I'm already looking at it.
You can look at it.
No, you can't.
Can I look at it now?
No, you can't.
Karta, start!
Here I go!
I really want to be in a variety show!
I really want to be in a variety show.
But my agency tells me too much.
They say too much.
They say too much that I don't have to say it.
So they say it's no good.
You can't look down!
That's love!
I see.
That's love!
Then where do you look and say it?
With your face!
Look at me!
How much do you say?
Everything!
Everything?
You live or you die in this world.
It's survival!
Normally, she knows everything.
But in her case, she says too much.
She says too much.
I still have a lot of things I want to say.
I'll say it today!
I'll say it!
Here I go!
It's normal to show off!
Ah!
That's impossible!
Ah, crap!
In order to survive in the entertainment world,
it's important to go without saying no if you're invited.
What's wrong with that?
That's right!
That's not true!
That's amazing!
That's also...
But it's okay, right?
What is it?
It's hot!
What is it?
I really don't know what my manager is saying!
This is a drama, Tomomi!
This is a drama!
I feel like I'm being sent home!
Kahara and Tomomi's kart battle!
I'll start!
Miura!
Tomine!
Kahara!
Miura...
Yes!
Ah, I see!
The game has changed quite a bit!
It has changed!
I know Tomine and Arisa, right?
How do you know?
No, I know this part!
When I was in the office, they were already out.
They were out, right?
I don't know this part either.
Yeah, I don't know that part, Miura.
Hosei-san, you were out with them, right?
We were out together.
Yes.
You were in a variety show, right?
That's right!
I was originally in a variety show!
That's right!
Weren't you originally in gravure?
You wore swimsuits and such, right?
Yes, in order to do my best.
That was your first...
Miura...
That's right!
But I deceived my age and got fired.
You deceived your age and got fired?
Yes.
What do you mean by deceiving your age?
Well, I wandered about four times...
Four times?!
Well, when I was about nineteen, I deceived about four times...
Which four times did you deceive?
Nineteen...
You don't know about the whole Olympics?
I don't know about the whole Olympics.
I said "nineteen" when I was about nineteen.
I said "that's fine because you're young".
And I got fired right away.
And I made a name for myself, "Tominarisa".
You got a lot of hits.
Since then, I don't think the word "idol" is suitable for me.
I said a lot of dirty jokes like "what are you doing in the bathroom?"
Oh, you did?
Wait a minute... "what are you doing in the bathroom?"
"what are you doing in the bathroom?" and so on...
Those weren't dirty jokes.
You surprised me!
It was a bug.
Those were the times when I had the most fun.
It was a time when I could show my real self.
But you still had fun when you got a lot of hits with your songs?
Yes, I did.
But at the time, there were a lot of things I had to endure.
Did you get too big for yourself?
I'm going to come out of it.
Oh, you're going to come out of it.
I'm looking forward to it, but I'm scared.
Here we go!
The old man came out of the closet and was surprised!
The old man?
Yes!
No, you can't do that.
What is it?
When he was wearing a swimsuit and all,
we were shooting a magazine...
So you're still...
Please don't look down.
I'm sorry, but can you show us?
You didn't get any of it, did you?
No, I didn't get any of it.
I'm the only one who got it!
I'm not that bad!
If you say that, you must have seen it!
No, I didn't!
No one saw it!
Only Matsumoto-san saw it.
When we were shooting "domine"...
Oh, in the dressing room...
We went to Okinawa for shooting.
We stayed at a hotel.
When we entered the room, there was a gap.
I wondered what it was.
When I opened the door, I saw the old man in there.
I was like, "What?!"
Was it a push-in?
Yes, it was a push-in.
I thought, "Who is this guy?"
And the old man went like...
Shhh...
What did the old man do?
What did he do?
He went like, "Shhh..." and disappeared.
Oh, he disappeared.
Was he a normal person?
He was a normal person.
He looked like an old man.
That's scary.
You must have had a lot of experiences.
Yes.
I'm going to come up with more than that.
More?!
You're going to come up with more?!
I'm going to come up with more.
What are you talking about?!
You're going to come up with more than that?!
Okay, I'm going to start.
Okay.
The mysterious character was...
Keisan.
That's impossible!
I haven't seen it.
I'm confused.
I'm just pretending.
I think you know this, but...
When you were a distant relative, it was normal, right?
Yes, it was normal.
It was more of a push-in.
Yes, yes.
It was a push-in.
That's right.
From a certain encounter, a name "Tomo-chan" came up.
And it was a calculated mysterious character.
It's something I can say now.
Eh, what were you calculating?
When you were a distant relative, you were the type of person who can say anything like you are now.
But at that time, the "TK Family" was amazing.
And in that...
Your face is this way, right?
It's not this way.
Your face is this way, right?
On the contrary, you're looking at me too much!
Seriously!
What's your purpose?!
You're not going to let me lose!
The three of us will talk for a bit.
The two of you too.
We'll talk for a bit.
We'll start.
You were called and it was a huge success!
Yes!
I happened to see this before my eyes.
In front of you, right?
I'm glad you're glad.
We did a late-night show together, right?
At the launch of that show,
actually, a famous producer called Tomie and said, "Let's go together now!"
There were a lot of idols there.
But only I was called.
Tomie, Nazacia.
No, seriously, I thought I won.
That's right.
He's a producer everyone knows.
That's right!
So you're that person?
I'm that person.
So that's how it is.
I see.
Of course, of course.
That's true.
At the time, no matter where you went, that kind of song was playing.
It's quite a lot of people talking to you like that.
Did you get asked why?
Why?
I think I was too stupid.
What do you mean?
There were a lot of idols.
Idols are kind of cute, right?
They do cute things and don't pee in the bathroom.
Don't pee in the bathroom?
You have to pee in the bathroom, don't you?
I don't know of any idols who don't pee in the bathroom.
Probably none.
You have to pee in the bathroom.
You don't have to pee in the bathroom.
On the contrary, "What are you doing in the bathroom?"
I was a bit of a different person.
I think that's what made it interesting.
So you figured it out.
I figured it out.
Even after that, I spent a lot of time with her.
It was a long time.
I see.
So I haven't really...
Well, whatever.
What's with you all of a sudden?
No, no, no.
What's with you all of a sudden?
You're talking like you're drunk.
What's with you all of a sudden?
No, no, it's nothing.
What's with you all of a sudden?
Let's go!
This is fun.
A competitive society's entertainment world.
I think I saw something.
Where is it?
What? A tree?
It's a tree.
It's not there.
It took me a lot of time to draw this.
Really?
Yes.
This entertainment world is competitive, isn't it?
That's why I think I can't live by singing only.
You need various weapons.
Yes. That's why I want to improve my speaking skills.
Really?
Yes.
Are you trying to improve your tongue skills?
Yes.
It's enough.
Yes, it's enough.
Really?
It's enough.
I can't do it.
You can't do it.
I'll start.
When you wake up, there are a lot of children around you.
When you wake up...
There you go!
- For the first time... - That was real, wasn't it?
That was the real time of the card, wasn't it?
If you guys are going to look for it like that, it's going to take this long!
- No, no... - Isn't it right in front of you?
- On the contrary, it's taking too long!
It's right in front of you, but it's taking too long, on the contrary!
- It's something you can say on TV, but... - Yeah, it's something you can say on TV.
- Of course, of course... - I was sleeping with that producer for a moment.
- And... - You guys were dating? - No, you guys were dating? - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- You can't say it from the get-up! - But, well, well...
- You were sleeping with a man... - I was sleeping and I heard a child's voice.
- And we were both tired and sleeping, but that voice... - Excuse me, where were you sleeping?
- I was sleeping at home. - Oh, you were sleeping at home...
- It's a room, isn't it? - It's a room, it's a room.
- I heard a child's voice and I wondered what it was, and when I opened my eyes...
- The kids... together with the producer... - You have to say it!
- You've been working hard to say it!
- We were working hard, but... - It's a woman and a producer.
- She said it... - She said it...
- Anyway, you heard a kid's voice, right? - Yes, and when I opened my eyes...
- There was a kid surrounding us like this. - Really?
- I woke up and... - The person who slept with us woke up and said...
What are you guys doing?
Well, since famous people live in this house, we came to see it.
No, you can't do that.
Go home quickly, kids.
Saying like that, I went out keeping a calm mind.
So you were in the house like that?
Yes, I was in the house.
But I also had that in Osaka.
When I was young, a fan who locked the door came in and when I woke up, I was sitting with a pillow.
Or I had a present.
You were like that every night, right?
Yes, I was.
But that response of an adult is...
It's amazing.
It makes you angry.
Not at all.
I've never seen you angry like that.
Really?
You're a kind person, right?
Yes, you are.
It's amazing.
So you don't get angry even if you're kissed?
That's right.
What if you're angry for the first time?
Here I go!
Everything changed when I was away from him.
I think it's number 10.
Number 10!
It's easy to understand.
Everything changed.
Am I not changing too much?
Am I not changing?
That's what we think you are.
You're saying it like it's an annual report.
I'm here today to spread things out.
If you say it separately, you won't understand it.
Which one do you want me to understand?
That's not it either.
Suddenly...
Suddenly it disappeared.
What? It disappeared?
It suddenly disappeared.
Did you live with him?
I think he knows you better than we do.
I'm sure he does.
At the end of the recording, Tomo got bored of me and said, "What's wrong?"
While crying, he said, "Don't come back home."
I don't know.
While crying, he said, "You only say that to me."
While crying, he said, "Don't come back home."
I don't know.
I can't say that.
I can't say that he came back home.
Tomo-san.
It's been four minutes since we started recording.
You've been doing that for an hour.
Let's listen for four minutes.
Here we go!
I wonder why... I like bad guys!
That one's tough.
But wasn't that Tanaka?
Wasn't Tanaka the one with the tongue in his mouth?
Is it okay?
It was me.
It was me!
Give it back.
There's nothing like "it was me" or anything like that. Why do you keep doing that?
Give it back.
It was Tanaka for sure!
I thought it might be different, but it was me.
You've gotten stronger all of a sudden after saying "don't don".
What was it?
Here we go!
I wonder why... I like bad guys!
I really like bad guys.
What do you mean by "bad guys"?
They eat you up right away.
You shouldn't say that, Tomo-chan.
You shouldn't say that.
Seriously!
That's too bad!
Tomo-chan, you're going wild!
You're going wild!
I thought you'd say that.
Here we go!
Don't approach a man you've targeted.
This is like...
Aisha!
Oisha! Real!
That's difficult.
Love! Love!
Chu! Chu! Chu! Chu!
That's amazing.
Come to Bikini and approach.
That's right.
How did you do it?
I don't look like it, but when I approach with alcohol...
You used to drink a lot, didn't you?
I used to drink a lot in the past, but now I drink more and more.
Oh, really?
So, when the guy I was aiming for comes out, I only drink and get drunk.
Isn't it better not to drink?
I don't drink, so I get drunk and lie about myself.
Lying about myself means showing off my cute appearance.
Anyway, I aim for the direction of dropping.
You're a carnivore, aren't you, Tomo-chan?
I'm a carnivore.
Who is a carnivore?
That's a famous saying.
I'm sorry.
That's a famous saying.
I'm sorry.
Who is a carnivore?
I'm sorry.
This is just the title.
It's not a guest star.
It's a bad creation.
Let's move on.
The next date is to call the agency.
Yes!
This is it!
Yes!
When I stay with a man, I always call the agency.
I'm going to stay with Mr. Daresore, so please take care of me.
I can't keep up with you.
What?
A man's...
This happens, doesn't it? I can't keep up with you.
A man... Have you been talking to him recently?
Yes, I have. Recently, I've been sending messages to people in my agency.
"On the other hand," does it make sense?
Do you call him every day?
I call him every day.
But you don't have to do that.
Even if it's a boyfriend?
Yes!
I call him even if it's a boyfriend.
And...
Even if it's a woman, I always call her.
No, wait a minute.
You're not trying to say anything, are you?
You're not trying to say anything!
It's actually closed, though.
The size of the pants and the way you pull it out don't fit.
It didn't fit me in the first place.
Let's move on.
The popular Hosei.
What?
I'm sure Hosei wants to say this.
Yes!
You're the closest.
You jumped in!
You want to win, don't you?
You jumped in!
You knocked me down.
He likes you too much.
Why did you jump in all the way?
​Why did you jump in all the way?
I found you.
You little shit.
There were a lot of idols on late night programs.
And they all liked idols.
He's a little ugly now, but back in the day he was really cool.
Why did you become like that?
I didn't become like that.
I thought I was like a meatball.
When you were in your 20s.
That's right.
Did you all like each other back then?
We were all looking for someone we could get along with.
But that's possible in those days.
That's totally possible.
I don't think it's possible anymore.
You wanted to say that, didn't you?
You should have said it earlier.
By the way, did you date anyone back then?
Late at night.
No, I didn't.
Tomorrow.
What was that?
It didn't feel good.
Now we are talking, and you said some reverse stuff that flowed around.
Ah, is that what you are nervous about?
No, it's not.
Women can't beat men.
Okay, next.
The weekly breaking news that you buy every week.
It can be round about here...
That was...
I was keeping an eye on it.
Weekly...
Weekly articles...
Aren't they amazing? In real life.
In real life?
Like, there's no lies in them...
It's amazing, because...
That *******...
That ******* sword...
That was amazing, wasn't it?
That was...
Really...
Are you okay?
I'm not feeling well.
You're not feeling well?
I'm scared.
Didn't you bring anything to wrap around you?
It's a little problem, isn't it?
It's really a little problem, isn't it?
It's a little problem, isn't it?
Next week!
I can't be normal.
After all...
Like you, Mr. Hanaka.
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I'm dissing you!
The members are also aware of Tomo-chan's dangerous talk!
Thank you for your hard work!
Let's get hurt little by little!
She finally said something useful.
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