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Masumoto-san, everyone.
Yes.
When did you receive the mail?
It seems a little difficult.
What is it?
I will introduce you to the mail I received today.
Nice to meet you, we always enjoy watching the show together.
In fact, I wrote you an email with a request.
The request is about my wife Kayoko.
When I was watching TV the other day, I wanted to watch the drama "Kayoko" and the comedy show "Rhythm Story" and had a channel conflict.
It has become a married couple quarrel.
Since then, I have been fighting over how to wash dishes and how to fold laundry, and my wife has been trapped in the room.
Yamamoto and Tetsuya-san, would you please persuade your wife to come out of the room with the power of your members?
Why did you come to this show?
We move with these three emails.
We came to this show.
By doing this, you can say a lot of things.
I see.
However, I will solve all of them.
Is that so?
I think I will do it.
Maybe it's not enough to do it once a week.
No, it's not like that.
It's true.
The members went to Yamamoto-san's house to persuade his trapped wife.
It says "Kayoko-san".
- Hello. - Thank you for coming.
- I'm Yamao-san. - Yamao-san.
Actually, it's a little embarrassing story.
I had a fight with my wife.
Since then, my wife hasn't come out of the room.
- I'd like you to help me. - How is she now?
She's still locked up.
How long will you be locked up?
Anyway, please come in.
- Please come in. - It's the same situation.
- There must be something. - There must be something.
If you ask me everything here...
- There may be something. - Here it is.
- Please come in. - Thank you for having me.
- This is the room. - Oh, I see.
- Can I talk to you for a moment? - Yes, of course.
Hey, Kayoko! The people who use your favorite instrument are here!
- Kayoko! - Hello!
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
- Hello! - Hello!
- What? - You don't like it, do you?
- That's right. - You don't like it, do you?
- I don't like it! - I love it!
- You don't show it on your face. - I don't show it on my face.
- You said you like rhythm comedy. - Yes.
- If you do it, will you be interested and come out? - If you do your favorite rhythm comedy...
- I've seen it on rhythm comedy. - I see.
- There are many other people who do rhythm comedy. - Yes, there are.
- There are many people who do it.
- I'd like to ask for your help. - That's right.
- I'd like to ask for your help. - Yes, thank you.
- I'll buy one and read it. - Yes, yes.
- Hey! I'm counting on you! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- Ma'am, you said you like rhythm comedy. - Leave it to me!
- If you do it, will you show up and come out? - Leave it to me!
- Leave it to me!
- Can you do it? - Thank you!
- I'm counting on you! - Thank you!
- Let's go! - Hey, Kayako!
- 8.6 seconds bazooka came for you! - 8.6 seconds?
- Oh, it's here! - 8.6 seconds bazooka!
- Please! Rassun Gorelai! - What?
- Rassun Gorelai! Rassun Gorelai!
- I'm counting on you!
- Rassun Gorelai! - Oh, there's an option!
- Rassun Gorelai! - It's coming!
- Please! - Please!
- Please show up and come out! - Wait a minute!
- Boris! Thank you! - It's coming!
- Kayako! - I knew it!
- Please show up and come out! - Please show up and come out!
Mr. Kyo, dance with us!
That's right, Mr. Kayako.
- That was close. - He was laughing.
- His face was laughing. - It was a bit funny.
That was the funniest thing I've seen so far.
- Thank you. - It was impossible.
- It was funny. - He was laughing.
- He was laughing.
- It can't be helped. - It can't be helped.
- Thank you. - Thank you for your hard work.
It's been a long time.
How about you, Goshin?
Do you have anything you want to say?
Before I married Kayoko,
when we were dating,
I loved "God of Entertainment".
At the time,
the comedian who starred in it,
was addicted to it.
There were a lot of them.
Then I'll prepare it for you.
Yes, please.
Hey, come here!
Good morning!
It's been a while.
Yes.
It's been a while.
That's right.
Give me your rhythm.
I really
had a doctor's stop
because of this story.
I see.
But when I heard about it,
I decided to do it.
Again?
Please let me do it.
Please say what you want to say.
Hey, Kaiko!
Mr. Nagai Yuichiro came for you!
Oh, he's here.
Is he coming out?
To his wife in the forest...
With love...
PON POESPO PON POESPO PON POESPO
With a crazy tempo and a crazy rhythm, this world is fun, come on!
PON POESPO PON POESPO PON POESPO PON POESPO PON
Let's go to the convenience store, PON!
PON POESPO PON
You guys, don't move!
PON POESPO PON
Do you hear me?!
PON POESPO PON
Don't tell the police!
PON POESPO PON
Do you hear me?!
PON POESPO PON
Yes, but, but, but that's not it!
PON POESPO PON
Girlfriend!
PON POESPO PON
Vending machine!
PON POESPO PON
Did you buy some juice?!
PON POESPO PON
Great, great
PON POESPO PON
This is also a hit!
PON POESPO PON
You also got it right?!
PON POESPO PON
POESPO PON
Fine, I'd like you to remember I spent 1,000 yen on it!
Come on!
Let's eat!
Eat some bread!
PON POESPO PON
Eat some bread again!
PON POESPO PON
Eat spaghetti!
PON POESPO PON
I'm eating bread again!
Stop it!
You're a bit stubborn, wife!
It was a great cut, though.
It was a great cut!
It was amazing!
Thank you for your hard work!
You did a good job!
What are you going to do, master?
Kayoko said she likes Tanaka-san among the musicians.
I see.
Tanaka-san...
Do you know anything about rhythm?
Master...
I don't know anything about rhythm.
Could it be...
So you like Tanaka-san?
That's right!
For Tanaka-san's sake...
If you're going to come out...
I'll do my best!
Master...
You're not going to change, are you?
Of course not! I didn't prepare anything!
Hey, Kayoko!
Tanaka-san is going to do something for you!
Are you okay? No, I've never seen him like that.
Are you okay?
Pig...
You can do it, you can do it, Tanaka-san!
Pigs are boars, but they're not animals!
You're totally wrong!
You're hurting me!
You're saying bad things about me!
No, I'm not!
Everyone thought you were saying bad things about me!
You're saying bad things about a woman!
No, I'm not!
Then she's the pig!
I don't know!
Wow, are you serious?
What are you doing with that lame joke?
It wasn't a lame joke at all!
It wasn't a lame joke at all?
It was a lame joke, but it wasn't a lame joke.
Didn't you say you wanted to see love?
I said I wanted to see a lame joke where you could feel harmony.
I said it every time I drank.
Then I'll call a young woman who sounds like it.
Young woman?
Hey!
Are you there?
Yes!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Speaking of feeling harmony...
Isn't it between you two?
It's pretty close.
I'm sorry!
Do you know what we're doing?
Yes!
It's a rhythm game where you two can feel harmony.
I don't know how well we can do it, but we'll do our best!
We'll do our best!
Yes!
Hey!
Kayoko!
Asagaya sisters are here!
Hmm...
Saori Yasuda and Sachiko Yasuda sing the Turkish song "Kokochiyokku" comfortably.
(Singing)
Saori Yasuda and Sachiko Yasuda sing the song "Kokochiyokku" comfortably.
(Singing)
Good, good.
Don't be so hard on me!
You lack strength.
Thank you very much.
Everytime I watch it, I want to watch it again and again.
I'm sure of it.
He said something else about our band.
For example, he liked that song.
By the way, Kayoko has never laughed at Hosei.
But his song is amazing.
He is talented in music.
What do you mean?
I've never laughed at him.
What about you, master?
I've never laughed at him, either.
Then I can't do it.
What do you mean?
His song is amazing.
Then I'll do it for you.
His song is amazing.
It'll take about 20 minutes from now.
If we go somewhere, we'll be caught again.
Ten minutes later, Hosei came out.
His song is amazing.
I only have this song.
His song is amazing.
His song is better than mine.
Excuse me.
Kayoko!
Hosei is going to sing for you!
How is it?
But he's laughing!
Let's go, master!
This one.
Let's do this one.
I was beaten up a lot.
The world view was not good.
What should we do?
It's hard to come this far.
One time, when we have a kid in the future,
we would like to learn rhythm that kids can follow.
Really?
We'll prepare it.
He's here!
This might be the only place we can do it.
It's quite dangerous right now.
- Like you're asking someone in. - Yeah, like that.
- Let's do it! - Okay!
Hey! Kayako!
Yoshio Kojima-san is here for you!
This is...
- Looks like a good idea. - Yeah.
Nice to meet you!
I'm Yoshio Kojima.
Damn it!
I made a mistake in my own name!
Aaaaah! I'm so bad at this!
[Music]
Hey!
Come out!
We!
Ah, we!
Weeeeee!
I know, I know!
It's fun, it's fun!
I know!
I know, right?
It's fun, it's fun!
I've been filming for three days in a row.
I did a lot of gags.
Just that and everything.
Narration.
But whatever, it's funny!
Ah, "but whatever", I love that line.
Now! "backing away"!
Chorus lines, chorus lines.
Karma!
Sorry!
Do it again.
But whatever, it's funny!
Ah! Ah! What?!
Mmmm, sadness!
But whatever, it's funny!
We were so full of it!
But whatever, it's funny!
(shouting)
- I'm glad you came out. - I'm glad you came out.
Why are you wearing an arm watch?
- Do you care about time like that? - My heart rate went up.
- Your heart rate went up? - Yes.
- But it's 130. - It went up.
- It went up.
- It went up a lot. - It went up a lot.
It was delicious!
- We came all the way to the market. - I'm glad you came out.
- I'm sorry. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
- You're amazing. - You're strong.
- This is hard. - It's hard.
We came all the way to the market for you.
We can't trouble you anymore.
So I'd like you to go home and...
May I say something?
Do you think...
I can sing?
- Really? - Yes.
Let's do it.
- You two did it, so... - Please.
- I did it, so... - I can't do it.
- Well... - Can we...
- Can we do it? - Please.
The sense of justice is strong, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Shiokara 2015
That bus, which is familiar in the "Can't Laugh Because It's Funny" series,
is playing "shiokara" very hard.
Can they not laugh at the upcoming projects?
Five minutes after Endo left...
It's been a while.
He's here.
It's been a while.
It's been a while?
It's been a while.
It's been a while since I've seen you like this.
I'm sorry for dragging you down like this.
Is that it?
I'm counting on you.
It has to be it.
I'm counting on you.
Grandpa.
Yes?
I'm sorry.
Hey, Kayoko!
Endo-san is going to tell you a story for you!
What is this?
Is it okay for me to tell you a story?
He's got a lot of tricks up his sleeve.
Kayoko-san!
He's laughing!
Yes, it's this smile!
Kayoko-san!
With me!
Do you want a banana?
You shouldn't make him hungry.
Do you want one more?
He doesn't want it.
Are you okay?
Ouch!
Ho!
To-to-to-ho!
The oil...
To-to-to-ho!
Watch out! Watch out!
Are you okay?
Watch out!
The oil...
See, it's going!
To-to-to-ho!
Watch out!
To-to-to-ho!
Ho!
To-to-to-ho!
Kayoko-san!
It's coming out!
Run!
Kayoko-san!
With me!
Do you want a banana?
You shouldn't...
Do your best!
To-to-to-ho!
Watch out!
He's laughing!
Watch out!
Kayoko-san!
He's laughing!
It's broken! It's broken!
Go!
It's broken!
You're stupid.
But it's not that stupid.
Go! Go! Go!
It's not stupid.
There is a house over there.
Jump over that house.
It's dangerous. It's dangerous.
Go! Go! Go!
Go left!
You're out of breath.
Go! Go! Go!
It's dangerous. It's dangerous.
Who is it?
It's not enough.
It's broken! It's broken!
It's broken!
Go! Go! Go!
It's not that stupid.
Go! Go! Go!
What is that?
Your face looks…
- My face is a little sore. - Hang in there, hang in there.
- What's this? - What's up with this guy?
- We can do it, we can do it. - 30 minutes left! Let's go!
- What's this? - Half of it...
I've memorized half of it.
Got it?
- Why don't you put in half of my photos? - I don't get it at all.
- I don't get it. - Alright!
- My face... - Alright!
Come on, Mr. Taguchi!
- My voice isn't coming out, my voice... - Speak up!
- Hey!
- Whoa! - He was really mad.
- At the end... - Hey...
- It was terrible. - I wish it was all over.
- I wish it was over. - After the collaboration.
- After the collaboration, it was all over. - What's up with you?
- What's up with you all of a sudden? - What's up?
- When you passed me, I heard Master Hendo's voice. - Wow!
- Stop it! - I was happy.
- When you passed me, I was in pain. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry for being so short-tempered. - It's fine.
- What's up with you? - Are you exchanging blood?
- What's up with you?