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Shiba prefecture's golf course.
Today's "Gaki no Tsukai" is a lesson plan for beginners.
Can you guys do it?
No, not today.
Shio, you can do it, right?
I can do it.
You can do it.
But I can't do anything.
Everyone in Osaka is doing it.
Thank you.
Today's plan is golf, right?
I'll do my best.
But I don't know if it's wrong or not.
Matsumoto-san's costume is for ladies only.
That's right.
I asked him if it's okay.
Matsumoto-san said it's okay for ladies only.
I don't think it's okay.
That's what he said.
But he said he doesn't want us to see only his underwear.
What?
Underwear.
You don't want us to see it?
Of course we don't want you to see it.
I don't want you to see it.
You don't want me to see it?
Shall we go now?
It's getting dark.
Matsumoto-san said it's okay if we don't see his underwear.
But Matsumoto-san said it's okay if we don't see his underwear.
It's time for "Golf Lesson" with Endo!
I'll teach you how to play golf.
What do you think, Tanaka-san?
Before we start shooting "Golf Plan",
we found out that Matsumoto-san's outfit is for ladies only.
With Matsumoto-san's kindness and condition that we don't see his underwear,
we can start shooting.
Golf Lesson
Can we do this for 30 minutes?
It's going to be a good season
We've never done this before
It's a little bit cold
I'm going to teach you golf lessons
What do you think of golf, Tanaka-san?
I've never heard of him playing golf
But now I play golf with him at work
I've never heard of him playing golf
I've played with him in Guam
It was tough
If you can't do it, you have to ask your master
I have to ask my master
It's no big deal
I was just playing
How many times did you do it?
I don't know
I was like "Should I aim for that flag?"
Then I realized it's just a flag without a hole
Oh I see
It's just a flag without a hole
Before the lesson, he stretches to prevent injury
Let's start with your wrist
And your ankle
You use your whole body when you play golf
Please stretch your inner thigh as well
My hip joints...
You use your hip joints a lot
Your left thigh as well
Your hip joints are important
I don't want you to get injured
Your waist as well
Ouch! It hurts!
Lastly, please stretch your armpit
Wait a minute!
This guy looks like my underwear
Me?
I didn't mean to look at you
I'm sorry
Is there a behind story like that?
No no
I'm watching you!
I'm going to teach you how to play golf today
I was surprised, I became human for a second
I thought you were up to something
You're not up to anything
You're just thinking about it
I'm not up to anything, what are you talking about?
Let's do it
Let's do it, but the stretch is okay
First, learn how to hold the golf club correctly
Before you swing, learn how to grip
There are five fingers, but you grab with these three fingers
Where do you grab?
It's not that short or long
Since you are men, you have strength
It's called "interlocking"
With your left hand and middle finger
I've heard of it
You've done it before?
I've heard of it, but have you seen it?
I haven't seen it
What do you think you're doing?
Have you seen your partner's pants?
No, I haven't seen it
I don't know
I'm sorry
I've seen it!
You don't know anything, you look innocent
You can't concentrate at all
Cut it out
You've seen your partner's pants for 30 years
You can't use it like this
It's best not to see it
You're good
I can't do it like this
Can he do it?
Let's actually do it
He tries to get good grip with driver shot
Do your best
Hosei tries first with his own swing
Next Matsumoto san
Matsumoto san is different than many years ago
It's good
No big deal
It's good
I love it
You didn't look at the ball at all
I think it was low
I see
It's easier to hit if you raise it a little
Focus on the ball a little more
The ball is hitting here
Do I have to look at the ball?
Of course you have to look at the ball
I have to look at the ball, but I don't look at the ball
You have to look at your pants, but you look at your pants
Entertainer who doesn't look at the ball and entertainer who looks at his pants
What kind of recording is this?
Don't ever look at it again!
The four of them don't keep their promise and Matsumoto is furious
But they get back on their feet and go to the next lesson place
So the next lesson point is...
While they're moving, Hamada runs to pick up the ball
I can't stand him
Again?
Can you look at it for a second?
What?
If you were looking at it, I'd like you to give me a break
I'm not looking at it
Why do you think we should look at it?
Matsumoto-san called us and...
So it's weird for only one of us to wear a miniskirt?
In that sense, we should look at it
I'm getting pissed off
It's swollen up
What's wrong?
I told you, if you do that...
It's totally fine
The next lesson is about golf
You totally looked at my pants, didn't you?
I didn't
I did
I did!
I didn't!
How many times do you want me to look at it?
I didn't!
I didn't look at it, but I didn't say I did!
Let's stop it
I'm actually looking at my pants, so I'm only saying I did!
I'm thinking you're looking at me, but I can't say it?
Let's stop fighting in the middle of the room!
Is this shooting for me to cry all the time?
You're looking at my pants all the time!
We're looking at you
Let's play golf
Who wants to look at my pants?
No one?
Then don't look at me!
I know you're looking at someone else's face!
I know!
I know you're looking at me with the worst face ever!
You can look at me
If you looked at me normally, I wouldn't say anything
You're looking at me with the worst face ever, so I'll get hurt
I know you're looking at me with the worst face ever, so I'll get hurt
Look at me normally!
You look at me normally too
You're the worst
Look at me!
I'll make sure you don't look at me like that
Next is "bunker shot" lesson
In bunkers, unlike fairways, you can't put sand in the club at the address level
When you get to the bunker, you have to ring the bell like a gentleman
Based on that, Matsumoto will try bunker shot first
It's round
Don't put it under at first
Look at the ball
It was buried
Was it buried?
It was buried
It's this close
I'm a gentleman sportsman
You believe me!
You can't say that!
You want me to look at your underwear?
You're looking at me with the worst face ever, so I'll get hurt
You were looking at me with the worst face ever, so I'll get hurt
I wasn't looking at you
I'm a gentleman sportsman, so I'll tell you the truth
Tanaka, just tell me the truth
Tanaka, just tell me if you saw me or not
I saw you...
Just tell me if you saw me or not
I saw you...
Just tell me if you saw me or not
I saw you, I saw you
I saw you!
You're crazy!
What grade are you in?
I'm first grade
You became an entertainer without becoming a disciple
What grade are you in?
I'm not in "A" class
You're not in "A" class?
You're disgusting!
Get out!
Get out of here!
Bye
That's it for the lesson at the bunker
They take a break for the next lesson
Is this okay?
Muso-san
You look a little like him
Let's take a break here
There's a rest area and a shop
Let's take a break here and eat something sweet
I'm a little tired
There's something called "golf habits"
What do you mean?
There are people like us who play golf all the time and then take a break
I'm tired
Don't look at me!
Hey, watch where you're going!
No, I've always been...
I'll tell you, but you're scared, aren't you?
Why don't you say anything?
Matsumoto said it, so...
Could you stop for a second?
Just saying it doesn't change your mind at all, does it?
Why don't you say anything?
You don't understand.
No, I think you understand.
You've been saying it for a while now.
I'm glad it's me.
If it were someone else, this would be a huge problem.
If it were Matsumoto and Kessho, this would be a huge problem.
I'm glad it's me.
So I'm a little angry and angry.
If I leave it like this,
people will say, "Yoshimoto, you're a group of people who look at underwear."
What do you mean by 'creative agency'?
When that happens, I think it's not good.
That's why I'm saying it.
On the contrary, if someone was wearing this outfit...
I've seen it before.
You'll see it.
I've seen it before.
We haven't seen it either.
We have a choice.
We haven't seen it either.
I'm sure I've seen it before.
Even though I've been told not to look at underwear this much.
I'm sure I've seen it before.
We haven't seen it either.
We've always seen it.
We haven't seen it.
We're still seeing it!
We're still seeing it! We're still seeing it! We're still seeing it!
Matsumoto san, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What should I do? I don't think I can keep doing this.
Hey you guys, I wasn't listening to your conversation.
You said Hamada and Mabure stand up, didn't you?
In any world,
whether you're shooting or golfing,
don't look at everyone's pants and stand up.
No, but Yama-chan's house and Karita were expanding.
Look, look.
Look, there's a lot of pants out now.
What are you doing?
Um, I'm telling you.
I'm telling the staff, but it's really not over today.
I've been doing it all along.
I'm not leaving here.
If you don't reflect on it, you won't repent.
But you don't look at it, do you?
I don't care if you look at it!
What do you mean?
I'm not saying anything you shouldn't look at!
Turn it all around!
Come on, let's take a look.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
What are you doing?
What is it?
What's wrong?
I want you to see it in motion!
In motion!
I don't like moving my face from my face to my pants!
I can't help my pants getting into the flow!
Can I see it?
In that sense...
Yes, please look at it now!
Unfortunately, it's not coming out!
Whose fault is it?
It's your fault!
Whose fault is it?
No, it's your fault!
In this kind of atmosphere...
It's been about 30 minutes since I came in here...
Let's get out of here!
I have no intention of leaving!
Let's get out of here!
Why is that?
Let's get out of here and go to green!
Green?
What color were my pants?
Yes, Mr. Yamazaki...
Yes, you saw it.
Shall we start? Pattern practice...
Wait a minute. I didn't drink a single drop of water.
Since you were looking at my pants, I didn't even have time to drink water.
I went home and said, "What's wrong with you?"
"Why are you thirsty?" "Well, you've been looking at my pants all the time."
"Your reading is also low." "Huh? What are you doing?"
I'm thirsty, but I don't drink black coffee.
It's black, it's black, and now it's green.
"My pants are..." "White."
Yes, you saw it. You've been looking at my pants all the time.
The color division is also done.
If you look at white pants from now on, you'll remember me.
It's water.
Well, it's nothing special.
No, but if I wasn't wearing pants...
If I wasn't wearing pants, you wouldn't know what I was looking at.
My pants protected me.
Let's go to the park.
If I wasn't wearing pants, you wouldn't know what I was looking at.
Tell me about Pattern.
Yes, wait a minute.
It's Pattern.
I'll ask you something.
If you look at my pants from now on, you'll remember me.
I'm sure it's reflected.
Your favorite pants of mine.
You just said "yeah, yeah," didn't you?
No, I didn't.
Yes, I understand your statement.
Then you'll never see it again.
Yes, you won't see it again.
Don't look at it anymore.
Yes, I won't look at it.
I'll only look at it from now on.
Yes, I won't look at it.
I'll only look at it.
Look.
Yes.
Let's go to the end.
Yes, let's go to the green.
Let's practice Pattern.
Yes, I just saw it!
No one saw it.
I'm finally embarrassed.
The last lesson is "learning patting"
They are getting ready for the next lesson
The last lesson is "patting"
Driver is show, patting is money
You can make money with patting
Have you been there?
First, Matsumoto tries patting in his own way
Um...
What do you think of this person who just turned on the TV?
What's with you?
What's with you?!
Hey, hey!
Let's go back.
They don't get it at all!
Let's go back!
Hey!
I've got something to tell you!
I thought something like this might happen,
so I had Yanaoka look up what you saw in my underwear.
How many times have you seen my underwear?
This is the answer!
This is a real one.
Let's go to Bear Mountain.
I saw Matsumoto-san's underwear ten times.
I'll show you one shot at a time later.
Are you going to do it one by one?
Let's go from Bear Mountain.
Now?
Yes.
I saw Matsumoto-san's underwear ten times.
Do you need this?
Yes!
I've seen it 7 times.
I've seen Matsumoto-san's underwear 6 times.
I've seen it 15 times.
Okay, let's wrap it up.
Wrap it up?
I'll wrap it up.
Wrap it up?
I've seen Matsumoto-san's underwear!
I'll say "Wow!" at the end.
Okay, I'll do it like this.
Like this?
One, two...
I've seen Matsumoto-san's underwear!
Wow!
Okay!
Okay.
I hope this never happens again.
Let's go home.
Hurry up!