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In the first episode of "Useless Kid",
"Spend your life for this one word",
"Earning 100,000 yen",
"Economic Power Challenge"!
It's episode 37!
Yamachan, you guessed it only 11 years ago.
No, no, it's been over 10 years.
It's been 10 years.
11 years.
But you know, today is a great opportunity.
Opportunity? Really?
The staff said it's 7/21.
So it's one for 3 people.
What's this?
This is amazing.
It's 200,000 yen.
200,000 yen?!
The cheapest one is...
It's 57 yen!
57 yen...
If you get this and this wrong, you won't be worth it at all!
The rules are quite simple!
You just have to find one of the 12 types of green tea!
If you get it right, you get 100,000 yen!
Who's going to get it?!
The first challenger is Endo!
His specialty is Sapporo's Gyokuroi-style green tea.
By extracting it at low temperature, it reduces bitterness and astringency.
Can he remember this taste?
It's not that strong.
Let me try it!
What?
But it's really a chance.
It's really a chance if only one of you gets it right.
If I say "pong", it will be "tontonton" like this.
Recently it's been difficult.
But kids' staff lie, you know.
What?
They don't lie!
If it's a lie...
They don't lie!
Usually...
I only drink this.
What?
Basically, it's either "helsia" or "taishibou".
Then you know the taste?
I know the taste of "helsia".
Anyway, you burned "taishibou".
I wanted to burn "taishibou" anyway.
"Taishibou" is "helsia".
You shouldn't drink it too much.
That's why I say "taishibou".
I see.
You have a girlfriend.
Then I will drink "helsia" which you usually drink and you drank it this morning.
I know it's "helsia".
I think it's different.
But I know it's "taishibou".
It's totally different.
I know it's "taishibou".
It's totally different.
I didn't drink "helsia".
It's totally different.
You should have drunk "taishibou" instead of "taishibou".
Anyway, you didn't drink "taishibou".
You didn't drink "taishibou".
No, no, no.
Then I have a good opportunity.
Can I spend 20,000 yen?
Yes, 20,000 yen.
It costs 750 ml and costs 20,000 yen.
It's really expensive.
Yes.
It has no taste at all.
What?
It doesn't have any taste.
I'll enjoy it.
It's delicious.
It doesn't taste like this. It's totally different.
It's like a soup.
What is this?
It's like a soup.
He's my junior.
I'm sure you've heard of it.
It's very rich.
It's totally different.
What I drank is not "King of Green", "Martha Premium".
It's too easy to understand.
I'll give you a hint.
I've drunk this and this.
I don't know what I usually drink.
I think it's something I don't usually drink.
It looked thin.
If you look at the thin one, it's 93 yen.
"Family Mart", "ION", 73 yen.
"Don Quixote", 57 yen.
I'd like to go around here.
You're going to explain everything.
You're going to try to get in the bar.
Is that what you're going to do?
You're going to mix up all the information.
I think she's telling me to show you more.
I'm going to show you something good.
What I drank was "Don Quixote".
Endo wants to show you something good.
He doesn't want you to think it's a strong taste.
He asks you about the taste one by one.
You get five correct answers in a row.
It's time for me to get it right.
"Pocca", "Sapporo", "Gyokuro-filled tea", "low- temperature texture"
It's a mild taste that suppresses bitterness and astringency.
"Don Quixote", 57 yen.
This is a mild taste.
It's mild in a way.
It's mild in a way, but I think it's a little more astringent.
- No! - This is difficult.
What I drank is not "Don Quixote", "tea", "pocca", "sapporo".
- What!? - What!?
- Here we go. - Look at me.
Your head and taste are stupid!
- I can tell. - I can hear you clearly.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- Is this what you call "oop"? - Is this what you call "oop"?
Next!
Hossai!
What's wrong with you?
Next is "hamada".
- "hamada" got many correct answers. - That's right.
That's why he's so close with the staff.
- I don't like it! - He's a "kuso" talent.
- I don't like it! - He hasn't got any right answer for years!
He's the first "kuso" talent in Japan.
"hamada" is made of "asahi", "takumiya", and "umami" Japanese tea.
It's a green tea with deep sweetness and umami that was released in April of this year.
Masumoto-san is the closest one.
I'm really sharp-tongued.
- Give me your hand. - I'll use my right hand.
- Go ahead. - Kou-san is holding it.
- I'll use my right hand. - I'm Naganaru!
- Good job! - No! You said you didn't have it!
- I'm sorry. - You said you had it with your right hand.
- Give me your hand. - I'm playing "tanagani" now.
- I didn't have it. - I'm sorry.
I didn't have it.
I think we're drinking too much.
It's not bitter.
What I drank was...
I don't remember.
It's not joe.
But I drink tea and home food.
Home food.
Is it home food?
I've had it before.
Huh? What's wrong?
It's really close.
It's bad all of a sudden, but...
Wow, it's really close!
Well, if you say it's close, it's just a little bit at the end.
Well, but...
I don't know if it's that much left.
It's like it's disappearing...
Hey!
(laughter)
If you say it's close, it's just a little bit left.
Well, but...
If you say it's close, it's just a little bit left.
Well, but...
(silence)
Well, I'll go next.
Huh?
I don't know.
The one I drank was...
IEMON!
But did it look like it?
It looked like it!
Suddenly...
It's different!
Be careful!
It's coming!
Can you only taste bananas?!
You... Tsukomi-gohira!
Who are you talking about?!
Say it properly!
You say it!
I'm sorry.
It hurts!
It really hurts!
It hurts!
It really hurts!
It hurts!
This...
That's what you did!
You really ran away!
Ah, this might be it.
No, no, no, not this one.
Please!
The next challenger is Tanaka.
His tea is ION's top value, #1 tea in Japan.
The refreshing aroma and easy-to-drink characteristics that are sold all over ION are one of his characteristics.
Here I go.
It's strong.
Is it strong?
Yes.
Wasn't the tea lighter?
Are you doubting the tea?
That's different.
Are you doubting it?
They've been on standby for a long time.
That's right.
They may be on TV, but they're Hossets and Neutrals.
Mr. Nakamura's tea.
No one has tried it yet.
I'm going to try Kobayashi En's tea.
It's different!
It's totally different!
It's light...
It's light, isn't it?
What?
Everyone says it's light, but it's actually light.
It's different!
I didn't drink Kobayashi En's tea!
It was different.
I understood it well.
It's easy to understand.
I'm going to try Don Quijote's tea, which is the cheapest.
I think it's light.
No, it's not light.
It's strong, but...
Why do you ask me that?
It's different.
It's like a play.
Are you conscious of Mr. Mitanni?
Mr. Mitanni!
It's like this.
It's like, "How is it?"
It's not like that.
It was different.
I didn't drink Fukaamushi's green tea!
I can clearly see the difference!
I can clearly see it!
I drank...
I can clearly see the difference!
With confidence, he added up the correct answers and got 5 correct answers in a row!
It's obvious. It's obvious. It's obvious.
Let's be strong. Let's be stable.
Hey, is it tea?
That's what you're thinking, right?
Is it tea?
It's an appeal. It's an appeal to someone.
To someone in the theater world.
Like Miyamoto Amun-san...
Or...
Ninagawa-san...
I want to go to a theater world.
Is it tea?
It's not...
Huh?
If it's not tea, I'll panic.
No, don't! Don't panic!
You won't hit me, will you?
No, if it's not tea, what should I do?
I'll drink it!
It's not!
It's not! It's not!
I'm not panicking at all.
With confidence!
It's not...
Oh, that face is nice.
Can you stop it?
Tanaka's momentum doesn't stop!
He gets four correct answers in a row!
Nine in a row!
There are three left!
Guess it!
I know! I have to guess it!
Guess it!
Four!
Okay, four!
Kaneko!
You're getting better and better...
It's not!
It's light.
Light? Is it light?
It's not!
The one I drank is I.O.'s top value number one...
...tea...
...powerful tea!
It's not!
It's the coolest one!
Honestly, I can't do anything about it!
It's the coolest one!
Try to guess it!
Thin-skinned, dirty-blooded ninja!
Try to guess it!
Dirty-blooded ninja...
I'm gonna get in trouble!
Ouch!
This hurts
What's with you?
You got carried away
I think I showed off too much
That's why you got embarrassed?
I don't really show off to my wife or sister
Don't you think so?
The next challenger is Hosei
Try to guess it!
He graduated from Shizuoka's tea shop, Kobayashien's tea
He used 100% Shizuoka's tea leaves
He's particular about one thing
The weight is also important
The next challenger is Hosei!
Okay, you two failed
It's good that you two failed
It's not that hard
Hey
Did you give me a lucky question?
It's really bitter!
What is this?
I won't say anything now
I don't want to slip
Wait, it's really bitter
Can I go to Iiemon first?
Iiemon?
That's good!
Why do you want to go to Iiemon?
This is my worst habit
It's like Iiemon
I'll go first
It's not that
Of course it's not that
It's bitter!
The one I drank is...
Iiemon!
It's not Iiemon!
You're messing with me
I'm not messing with you!
Ah!
Can I drink this?
I'm sorry, but...
I'm sorry, it had nothing to do with me, but...
It suddenly caught my eye and it was white.
White?
Ah! It's completely different!
The smell is completely different!
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What?
Huh?
Wait a minute.
Huh? But it was thinner.
Wait a minute.
No, this is different. It wasn't so refreshing.
It's very similar. It's very similar, but it's different through the throat.
It's dangerous! I didn't drink it!
It's fast!
It's cool!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! It just stopped!
It came at the right timing!
It stopped at the right timing.
It's similar!
Do it properly!
What is a gyara dorobo?
It hurts, doesn't it?
The last challenger is Matsumoto.
Wait for me!
Put the bottle in front of you.
Did you choose it?
Yes.
I chose it.
Move your mouth a little bit.
Slightly, slightly.
Mix it, mix it, mix it.
He's the same age as Tanaka.
Ion, Top Buddy, the best tea drinker.
Tanaka couldn't tell the difference, but can Matsumoto get it right?
You're having a hard time.
What?
Do you have something to laugh about?
Yes, Matsumoto.
Did you choose it?
Yes, I did.
Who chose it?
We all did.
Let's eat!
It's normal!
Bitterness...bitterness is important.
There's no special bitterness!
Yes.
Hey you guys, it's difficult at the end!
It's no good!
Whose opinion is this?
Hyoujin, you can do it!
It's my duty! Duty! It's difficult!
I don't know at all!
Is it okay?
It's wrong! It's definitely wrong!
It's not bitter at all!
There's still no correct answer!
The answer is...
ION Top Valley's No. 1 Chai Green Tea!
I'll start with this one.
I wanted to drink it.
This is amazing!
Wow, it has a strong flavor!
It comes down to my throat!
It's definitely wrong!
It's wrong at all!
The one I drank is not...
...King of Green Martha Premium!
I think I'm done with this one.
I don't need to drink it.
I'll just eat it.
It's like a part-time job.
It's not as different as I thought it would be!
It's still wrong!
I really thought it would be more different!
The one I drank is not...
...a healthy green tea!
I'll start with this one.
Is it okay for me to say this?
Okay, let's go from here.
Fuka... Fukamushi green tea.
Huh?
This is the worst!
It's so close!
Calm down! Calm down! This is no good! No good! No good!
This is no good! It's over at a place like this!
Wait, really...
Hm?
That's water! That's water!
That's not it!
That's water! That's water!
To be honest...
I think this is it!
But the scale...
There's no scale anymore, right?
My scale...
No, no...
I didn't go out that much!
No...
It's not like you didn't go out...
It's like both Osaka and Oji-net...
Yes, yes...
Yes, since last week...
That's right!
I probably didn't go out that much...
To my sister...
It's not like you didn't go out...
It's like both Osaka and Oji-net...
I didn't go out that much!
Shut up!
You guys...
Follow me to a pretty cool place...
But here...
I wonder if I can get this Fuka-mushi green tea...
No, but it's possible!
I totally fell for it!
I'll guess it!
No, I don't care if I guess it!
I don't care if I guess it!
If I guess it...
It'll get exciting...
Right?
The last one...
It's fine, right?
But if I miss it...
It's not like I didn't go out...
Damn it!
(laughing)
This is different, too!
That was different, too! I don't know why it suddenly got like that!
I don't know, either.
There's an editor, so I don't know.
I don't know what's going on!
I saw it on the internet recently, but...
What's up with you, Jojo?
(laughing)
What's wrong with you?
Are you okay?
Hey, tell me!
Yeah.
When do you always do this?
(laughing)
You suddenly say this!
No, no, no! What should I do? What should I do? I'll do it! I'll do it!
Itara!
(laughing)
You're always like this. Are you okay?
(laughing)
You're always like this. Are you okay?
(laughing)
I drank...
Fukamushi green tea!
(buzzer)
Damn it!
Damn it! You're too fast!
I'm really going to poop!
I'm definitely going to poop!
(laughing)
You're always drinking protein drinks!
Ouch! I'm really going to poop!
(laughing)
It hurts. It hurts.
It really hurts, doesn't it?
Was it bad?
It's zero again today.
It's zero.
I told you! He's always lying!
He's always lying!
(laughing)
What is this?
(laughing)
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