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As a co-director of "Gaki no Tsukai",
he has produced many masterpieces,
"World's Weapons"!
About a year ago,
he was sick and down.
Hello, I'm "World's Weapons".
It's been a while.
Ah, it's hot!
Hello, I'm "World's Weapons".
It's been a year and a half since I appeared on screen.
My heart condition has gotten worse.
But now it's completely better.
I'm more energetic than before.
I'm getting older,
and I think I really need to find a good wife.
Until now, I've been looking for a good woman too much,
without thinking about my age.
So, if it's a woman entertainer,
I think it will work out.
I want to go on a date with a woman entertainer in Hakone
and find a good wife.
"World's Weapons", please come!
Hey!
Well, that's it.
This year, I'm really looking for a good wife.
I hope I can find more and more.
Um...
What is this picture?
I don't know.
Can you edit it well?
I don't know.
The search for a serious wife
of "World's Weapons" has begun!
"Search for a serious wife of "World's Weapons"!"
Heart-pounding Hakone one night and two days tour!
I see.
It's like this, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
But the time difference between today and today is 30 minutes.
Yes, yes.
I think it's fine like this.
It's getting deeper and deeper.
It's getting deeper and deeper, so I think it's fine like this.
Don't say "it's fine like this".
It's rude, isn't it?
Yes.
So, it's not a woman entertainer.
That's right.
I'd like to ask him about it.
It's been about a year since "World's Weapons" appeared.
"World's Weapons" appeared!
You lost weight.
You do lose weight.
You do.
But this is good, right?
Yes.
In the past, this size...
and thinness were similar.
You're wearing completely secret boots.
What is that?
What kind of boots are these?
These are...
When the standard went up, it was very small.
When it went up, it was like this.
You're not wearing secret boots, right?
That's why you're turning like this, right?
Today...
Today you're not wearing secret boots.
Why?
What's the difference when you're wearing secret boots and when you're not?
The length of your feet is different, right?
No, but today...
I didn't think you'd be wearing secret boots like that.
No, it's better for girls to have taller feet, right?
I didn't think you'd have to wear A-shapes here.
No, you don't have to wear A-shapes here. Where do you do it?
It's fine if men wear A-shapes, right?
You can't talk.
I didn't understand what you said at all.
I didn't understand it at all.
I feel sorry for you, Mademoiselle.
It's a little higher, right?
It's getting taller.
What time was it?
Are you older?
No, of course not.
I'm sixty.
It's relative.
What size are you wearing secret boots?
Three layers.
What are you wearing three layers of?
You should have worn them.
You didn't want to be teased, did you?
That's right.
If you wear secret boots, how tall will you get?
One hundred and sixty...
Don't talk to me!
How tall will you get?
I feel sorry for you, Mademoiselle.
I feel sorry for you!
How tall will you get?
It's a little higher, right?
About five centimeters.
Five centimeters?!
No way!
The highest one is eight centimeters.
That's enough!
You're acting cool again!
Don't make the secret booth your secret!
This feels good, doesn't it?
I feel like I'm really getting close.
It's working!
At 8:45 in the morning...
They pick up Peipo and drive to their location.
Hachi-san, you won't get excited at this hour, will you?
What do you mean?
Everyone's still sleeping, right?
Are you serious about this?
Are you going to drive again as soon as you get there?
Or...
You don't know about this, do you, Peipo?
I don't know about this.
Since Peipo only knew about the details of the trip...
Peipo made a fuss about it.
That fuss started a week ago.
Good morning.
The female staff will tell you about the secret of the watch and other details of the trip.
Is it going to end before sunset?
I don't know about that.
I don't think it's a problem.
You've been talking all the time.
That's how it is.
It's a conversation between adults and people.
It's strong for weak people.
I don't know much about it, but...
It's strong for a kid like me.
I was wondering why no one was talking about it.
It's just important.
I don't think it's that important.
On the one hand...
To be honest, it's like a big swamp.
A big swamp always looks like this.
You're talking bad things about me.
You can't stop talking like this.
I've been talking all the time.
I didn't say anything at all.
I'm excited about it.
I can't get used to it.
I didn't say anything at all.
I've been talking all the time.
That's amazing.
I was hoping for someone to come and talk to me.
There's no one in this room who's an adult.
If there was a confirmation error up to this point, I wouldn't have asked you.
That's why I don't know what you're up to.
This day, he kept nagging the female staff for more than 30 minutes.
Since he was in such a bad mood, all he could say was that he should have a serious date with several female comedians.
Isn't it hard? Isn't it human?
Is that how you handle it?
I'm not a talent, though.
It's human.
For now, he's in a good mood.
The shoot finally begins.
At 9 a.m., they meet at Chiba Park.
Hello, I'm Eiko.
Today, the staff asked me for a nice woman.
So I'm here, but where is she?
Should I stay in the park?
Huh?
"Someone..." "Huh?"
Someone...someone...far...far away...
Someone far away came...
Someone fairly distance...
( Wakanai Wakanai )
"Don't come...don't come..." I couldn't stand it anymore...
Don't stand it anymore?
"Nice to meet you!" "Good morning!"
"Us Third Buddies..." "Oho", I get it!
Um~
"Nietzche..." "Ah!", wow!
You know him, right?
I do!
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
First of all, her favorite type of men are older and smarter.
They are called "nitche kondo".
How old are you?
I'm 32 years old.
It's just right.
It's not just right. You're 60 years old.
It's just right.
Did you get it?
I somehow understand it.
Did you get it?
It's a trick again.
It's a real industry.
I got it.
Thank you for today.
I got it from China.
Really?
Thank you for letting me know.
Babazono.
Thank you.
He won first place for three years in a row.
Asian Babazono.
Who is it?
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
Who is it?
I'm Takada.
Takada?
Who is Takada?
I usually do impersonations.
Kanno Miho and Yasu Megumi.
Really?
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
Could you do it for me? I've never seen you do it before.
I'll do Kanno's impersonation.
I've been looking forward to it!
It was Rippo's impersonation.
It's a little similar.
It's a little similar, but...
Oh, it's Rippo!
She also does gravure.
She's a beautiful actress.
Umekobachi Takada.
When we asked them about Rippo's first impression of her...
From what I saw on TV,
I saw the staff getting yelled at and stuff like that.
I thought she was a really scary person.
But when I actually talked to her,
she seemed like a nice person, so I felt relieved.
From my own impression of her on TV,
she seemed like a bad person.
She had a lot of complaints.
I thought she was a difficult person to get along with.
But when I met her, she was really nice.
She had a lot of... How do you say it?
She seemed like she was trying to liven up the atmosphere.
She was really nice.
It's just like she's being directed by this show.
What are you talking about?
I've never seen her like that.
She's being directed by this show, too!
I'm the type of person who doesn't hold back.
I feel like I'm close to her, and I'm nervous.
It's my first time meeting her, so I thought I'd talk to her...
and see if I can say something nice about her.
I'm looking forward to it.
The three of them seem to have a strong impression of Rippo.
What does Rippo think?
When I first walked in, I thought a fat person had come, but when I saw it up close, it was quite erotic.
What?
It's erotic.
What's erotic about it?
It's erotic.
It's a little erotic.
It's very erotic.
That's the kind of erotic it is.
Can I say it?
Chan is cute.
We're quite alike.
So a chance is a chance.
I want you to say it.
No, Takata is cute.
I think you can say it like that.
I like that style.
I like that kind of erotic feeling.
What are you saying?
What do you mean you can say it like that?
I like it.
You're blushing.
At 9.30 am, they set off for Hakone's date spot.
Let's go to Hakone.
Yes.
All three of you used to have something like this, didn't you?
That's right.
Let me hear you talk about it.
It's famous.
But who broke up?
Yes, it's been about one and a half years.
How about you?
I haven't had a boyfriend for about five years.
What kind of people do you like?
Adult people.
Adult people, yes.
People with good brains.
On the contrary, you like people older than you, don't you?
Not at all.
The person I used to like was a 60-year-old man.
We are of that generation.
How old are you?
I'm 60.
Oh, really?
It's a little rude, but I'm 60.
You like 60-year-old men?
I like them seriously and I don't like them being asked how they are doing.
You like them seriously and you don't like them being asked how they are doing.
I like them to the point of crying.
What kind of people do you like?
I like innocent people.
Innocent people?
People who can do anything and enjoy everything with you.
But you have thin breasts and big breasts.
You have big breasts and big breasts.
Yes, I do.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
How much do you weigh?
Oh, I'm fine.
How much do you weigh?
It's about "e".
What?
"e" is "e".
It's about "f".
What about you?
I'm "f".
"e"?!
If we were to share it with three people, it would be "g", "f" and "e".
It takes 40 minutes to move.
At any time, "g" and "f" will keep talking.
"t" and "f" and "m" and "r" and "g" and "f" are not alone.
Which do you like more?
Well, it depends on my personality.
You keep asking weird questions.
That's true.
Well, it depends on my desire.
I like both.
But I feel like I like both.
Which do you like more?
I prefer "f".
"f"?
It depends on you.
It depends on my mood.
It's like you want to pretend you like "f" and "g" at the end.
It's a common pattern.
You want "f" and "g" at the end.
I'm curious about "f".
I'm curious about "g" and "f".
Which do you like more, "f" or "g"?
It looks like "m".
It's only "m".
Oh, really?
It's only "m".
It's hard for me.
Yes, that's right.
It's 11:40 in the morning.
First of all, let's go to the first date spot.
Wow, it's beautiful.
It's very beautiful.
It's sparkling.
Is it all glass?
A glass art gallery with famous glass craftsmen.
It's a date spot that represents Hakone.
Wow, it's beautiful.
Isn't it cute?
Yes, it's lovely.
Wow, it's cute.
Indonesian glass is famous.
Wow, it's an animal.
It's cute.
It's a lizard.
Before the beautiful glass art gallery,
the four seem to be getting closer.
Isn't it cute?
Yes, it is.
Wow, it's nice.
It's lovely.
It's cute.
Would you like to give it as a gift?
It's okay.
It's heavy, so you can buy one.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
I'm happy.
Thank you very much.
You can have it as you like.
It's rare for a couple to give each other a gift.
It's cute.
Sometimes, women forget and choose a gift seriously.
Whose gift is it?
Let me show you.
Did you choose it?
I'll buy it for you.
Thank you very much.
It's like "Ishida Junichi".
Thank you very much.
It's 12,000 yen in total.
Thank you very much.
You can buy it at home.
I'm happy.
I'm happy that you bought it at a reasonable price.
At 12 o'clock in the afternoon in Egypt...
Let's go for lunch.
I'm hungry.
The four of them have lunch at a restaurant in an art museum.
It looks delicious.
Let's eat.
Please eat.
Is it delicious?
It looks delicious.
The noodles are chewy.
Let's eat.
It's hot.
It's working.
You're an old man now.
Take it further back.
I think we should lower the position now.
Can I eat it?
Can you eat it?
How can you eat it like that?
Are you okay?
No, no, it's delicious.
It's delicious.
No, it's not.
Don't touch the dirty part.
Huh?
But you were a little nice.
Eat it.
Eat it. Eat it. Your mouth is...
But I'm happy. I'm happy.
It's the best to have lunch with the three of you.
It looks dirty. It looks dirty.
Lunch is over while subtle air flows.
Once I took a break and Heipo stood in the bathroom,
Here, the handy camera was stopped, but
This small camera recorded the conversation of the three of them.
It's really real, isn't it?
What kind of food is it?
You know what I hate the most?
Let's eat it clean.
You really think only of people, don't you?
One o'clock in the afternoon.
Here's a suggestion from Heipo.
I'd like to make it every two hours.
It's a two-shot, and it's a good atmosphere.
So I like to bring it in at two shots and hold hands.
So I'm going to hold hands and share a lot of things.
I'd like you to take a look at it.
Two-shot time with each woman.
In their time alone, they deepen their love.
It's cold.
Thank you.
Oh, it's hot.
No, no, no.
Wait a minute. I'm cold, too.
Please don't be cold.
Me, too.
I've been waiting for you for a long time.
It's cold.
It's cold, it's cold.
I'm trying to be the second one.
This is a good feeling.
I think we should really date.
I'm happy you're dating me.
This is a good feeling.
What's this? Is it a knee?
It's a knee.
It's a little swollen.
It's swollen.
Are you okay?
I'm in shock.
It's been a little long.
They spend a fun time together.
I've always been happy.
Mr. Yamato, you're exaggerating.
Are you sure you want to date me?
During the two-shot time, when they were deepening their love with Mr. Takada,
the other two who were waiting were...
But I don't think Mr. Saito is good at all.
That's right.
Do you want to go out with him?
In terms of appearance or age?
Appearance.
Appearance?
But it's okay at all.
I like Mr. Ikiyama very much.
You don't have to worry about me going in.
When you said you liked Mr. Ojiisan, I was happy.
I like Mr. Ojiisan.
You're exaggerating, Mr. Yamato.
- He didn't eat properly. - He didn't eat properly.
- That was terrible.
That's the only part where he's like...
- That's the only bad part about him. - Oh, I see.
He's never been married before, so I can't say that about him.
- It's weird that he's never been married before. - I see, I see.
- Oh, welcome back! - Welcome back!
On the first day of work, the evaluation of Heipo has dropped dramatically.
And Heipo moves on to the next date spot.
- So, that was our last episode. - Yes.
Excuse me, but the way you eat spaghetti and pasta...
I've never seen a human eat a dog before.
How do you eat a wild dog?
- No, I can't do that. - Is it a wild dog?
I can't turn it around and eat it!
- You had a spoon on your left, didn't you? - Yes, yes, yes.
I've been eating like this since I was a kid.
- I've never turned it around like this. - Then why do you have a spoon?
Everyone has one, but I don't.
Everyone's looking at you, but...
Out of Heipo and the three of you, who do you think is the best?
- At this stage? - Can we ask them at this stage?
To be honest, like Hamata said earlier...
Actually, it's Takada-san.
To be honest, we know.
I don't know what you're trying to hide.
Next week, Taipei and Hakone's date episode!
The main climax is the bath.
Taipei washes female entertainers' backs.
You're crazy!
It's illegal!
And for the sake of the woman he loves, he goes into the dark.
Let me date you on the pretext of marriage, please!
Illegal love is gone.
Why is it gone?
You're crazy!
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