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This week's "Kids' Talk" is "Clothes Talk"!
First, Hamada is singing "Tunnels" and "Miracle of Approach" songs in a plane!
Is it in Maruko?
It's been a while since I said that.
When I said "Kagami is here too", he looked at me like this and came out.
Tonight, what is the truth that Hamada is talking about?
And, Endo's radish play that even Yapunius made us laugh!
It's gone!
It's gross, the radish.
You can't even put it down, the radish.
You can't even put it down!
Furthermore, a mysterious phenomenon happened to Endo, who shouldn't laugh!
Is it good?
Your face! Your face! Your face is in the frame!
I can't see it.
Member cooperation!
What is the truth behind that face?!
It was in the frame!
Ladies and gentlemen...
We're having fun as a family...
Even though we're wearing guams...
What do you mean "out"?
There's a lot of things like that...
Other than "out", I'm like...
Chono-san, you look like him
There's a lot of things like that...
That's a little...
Huh? That's not true!
That's not true!
If you say it like that...
Huh?
I'm...
Tanaka, thigh kick
For sure!
High school girls will gather around me and say...
One, two...
Tanaka, thigh kick!
If you're like that...
You shouldn't be angry!
Yamashii, ogra!
Do you think I'm low?
That's why you shouldn't be angry!
It's not like you're angry...
Yamashii, ogra!
You're not angry?
I'm not...
Character-wise...
Hamada, out!
Yamashii, ogra!
Thigh kick!
That's why you have to say it.
Hamada, out!
You have to say it...
You've got to say "Yamashii, ogra!"
You've got to say it...
Yamashii, ogra!
It's not like we're not angry...
We're actually...
We're an example of...
Don't mess with me!
I say it to purely-comedians.
Don't mess with me!
But I really don't say it...
No, no...
No wings for me...
You're a comedian...
This is a real comedy, isn't it?
Don't you get told off?
I don't get told off either.
I usually take my dad and mom with me every year for New Year's.
But my family always tells me that I'm out of luck.
I don't like it when people take pictures of me all together.
This is...
What do you do about it?
I can't help it.
I can't help it, can I?
I'm sure your dad is telling you off.
I'm not telling you off!
If I told you off, you would have passed out.
Does your dad not like it?
About when people take pictures of you?
I don't think he notices it much since he's an amateur.
The fact that I'm secretly taking pictures of him...
Even my antenna...
I'm like, "Oh, he's doing it... I didn't know."
Even my antenna...
Oh, you're not taking pictures of me? I don't think you know!
And then ignoring me...
It's like I didn't know...
Hey! I'm telling you off!
Wow!
We're different from genuine comedians.
Show me!
It's different when you say "pure"
You're going to swallow it
No, it's that pattern
When you say "Hey!"
No, I'm taking a picture of the scenery
Ah, I see
There's a need for it
It's a pattern with a need for it
You're a good speaker
You say things like that
It's obvious that the camera is facing you
Then show me
Ah, you're going to say that?
You're going to sing a song, right?
No, I use that a lot
A lot?
Wow
With the money I collected, I bought a car
I know that
I'm waiting for it
I'm going to take it
Hey, brother
Why do you have to take money?
Ah, I see
How do you do it?
It's a weird comedy
I want you to feel good
Recently, when you say "pure" it's like that again
I want you to feel good
You say it like that
I want you to feel good
Yes, of course
It's a hit
From the news and articles I saw
Hamada-san and Tonel-san were on a plane going to Okinawa
That 59 years old airplane
Ah, yes yes
You saw the article and what was it like?
Ah, I saw it
What kind of situation was it?
You were sandwiched.
No, I wasn't sandwiched.
But you were sitting next to him.
I was here and Mr. Kinashi was here.
There was a passageway here and Mr. Shinao was sitting and Mr. Ishibashi was sitting by the window.
Oh, you were sitting like that.
But if you think about it, Mr. Shinao was the hardest.
It's hard.
You said it in a great place.
It doesn't matter.
I was surprised.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter at all in a tunnel quiz.
If it wasn't for this, I would have won a little more.
But it's not serious anymore.
But from this generation, Hamada's words like "kinachi" and "ishibashi"
I didn't think that "downtown" and "tunnel" would intertwine.
I don't know what to call it.
For example, "tsurube" is already "tsurube".
"tsurube" is "tsurube" 3. "shishou" is "shishou" 3.
"tsurube" is "tsurube" 3 and "shishou" is "shishou".
"shoueninyan" and "tsurube".
"shouen" and "shishou" are "odissan" 3.
"shishou" is "shishou" 3 and "shishou" is "shishou".
I'm embarrassed because I don't have to call it.
Did you talk to each other on the plane?
I was sitting down when the plane landed.
He was right next to me, so I said, "Hello."
He said, "It's been a while."
He said, "Is that so?"
I said, "Yes, it is."
He said, "It can't be helped."
I said, "It can't be helped."
He said, "Yes, it is."
I got off the plane and went out while talking.
You were talking while getting off the plane.
I was doing a golf show and going golfing.
I said, "How much is it?"
We talked about it and said goodbye.
Do you know why you're flying alone?
You wanted miles, didn't you?
What a lame story!
Wait a minute!
You wanted miles, didn't you?
What's wrong with you?
You're annoying!
You were sick at the end of last year, but you wanted miles while you were sick.
You said you fell in love with me, but you told me you didn't like me.
What?
You wanted miles, didn't you?
What do you mean you wanted miles?
You wanted miles, didn't you?
You went to work, didn't you?
You wanted miles, didn't you?
You went to work, didn't you?
You went to work.
It's not work.
Last year you wanted miles, didn't you?
If you go back and forth to Okinawa, like you said...
Your rank will go up!
You started from scratch.
You've come this far.
So we'll go to Okinawa.
Shut up!
I don't have a vignette!
Seriously?
I got stuck in the tunnel on my way back.
I got stuck in the snow.
Seriously?
I didn't know about that.
I'm embarrassed.
To be honest, I'm a little embarrassed about this.
It can't be helped.
Did you make it up the stage this year?
I don't know if I made it up the stage,
but for me, it's down.
The pitch is down.
As a person,
I don't have anything to do in Okinawa.
So I went golfing.
Forcibly.
Golfing for miles.
That's a bad way of saying it.
I went golfing, and it happened to be exactly a mile away.
That's important.
I had an unhealthy image,
but it turned out to be true for miles.
I don't know why he's angry.
I'm going to land this bus.
The destination is of course...
Hetaya!
As we get older and older, there are a lot of reactions on New Year's Day, right?
Yes, there are.
For me, the movie I starred in, "Bus Jack", which was in the Amazon ranking of 48,000 lines,
and it went up to 200 lines after the broadcast...
Wow!
I'm scared!
I'm scared.
I'm scared of that golf idiot's acting skills.
It's good that I was chosen as the main character of the movie "Bus Jack",
but the acting was so bad that it ended up looking like a recovery play.
I'm scared of the acting of that big-eared guy!
I... I won't do... that kind of bad acting!
I... I won't do... that kind of big-eared acting!
I'll... I'll read the script over and over again!
It's good that the movie was made into a DVD and released in general,
but the Amazon DVD popularity ranking went up to 48,500 lines!
The DVD's highest purchase price... 31 yen!
I won't do such a disgusting play that you can't even buy in a pet store because I like you!
On the other hand...
Everyone!
It's in Yahoo's article!
Why is it in our article?
I'll be there!
Did you publish Endo's photo?
Yes!
Endo's buzzjack is from #4805 to #216!
There's such a thing?!
There is!
And...
The DVD's highest purchase price was 31 yen...
But it went up to 5250 yen!
That's crazy!
Yes!
I wanted to see it so much!
I wanted to see "daikon" so much!
That's true!
If you search Endo, you'll see "daikon"
Are you serious?!
I'm serious!
Is "daikon" in there?
It's in there!
That's crazy!
I've seen Endo's acting many times but...
"daikon" is disgusting!
"daikon" can't even be pulled down!
Pulled down?!
It's a little different from "daikon" you do as a kid!
It's a little different!
But...
People say "daikon" is amazing!
They say "daikon" is a lot of "daikon"!
It's like an old famous actor...
He says "daikon" is a lot of "daikon"!
There's a scene where we talk about "daikon" tomorrow...
He says "daikon" is a lot of "daikon"...
I'm like "did you say my lines?"
I say "daikon" but he starts talking...
I'm like "is it you?!"
Is it you?!
It's unique!
Did you forget about it or did you say "daikon"?
It's different from "daikon" you do as a kid...
It's like "daikon" is a lot of "daikon"!
I can't say my lines!
The current actors are too young for "daikon"!
It's like "daikon" is a lot of "daikon"!
"daikon" is a lot of "daikon"!
It's tough!
You should be in an old movie!
There's a trailer for "daikon" and you can watch it here!
Really?!
What's your role?
I'm a young man who was mistaken for a bus driver.
I'm not a bus driver!
You're not a criminal?
I'm not a criminal!
I'm mistaken for a criminal!
You're a bus passenger?
I'm a bus passenger and people around me think I'm a bus driver!
It's complicated!
Let's watch it!
Please watch it!
When is this ending?
2013.
Go!
Okay!
Thank you!
I'm going!
Seriously?
It can't be!
Hurry up!
I can't believe it...
The bus shack is mine!
You bastard!
I'm not your slave!
I'm sorry...
It's not my fault!
Please leave me alone!
This bus will never get caught by the police!
I was caught by the police...
Yakuza are rare...
Stop it!
I'm going to jack this bus!
And of course...
I'm going to hit it!
Jack!
That's not enough!
I'm going to jack this bus!
The director is nervous...
Stop it!
The director is like...
OK!
Now you can watch it for free.
Even more?
Yes.
When I watch Yahoo!
I always see my past.
The face of the bus jack.
If you press here, you can watch it for free.
For free?
For free.
Don't you need money for that?
No, you can watch it for free.
That moment...
It felt like an hour and a half.
An hour and a half.
Don't laugh.
As Matsumoto-san said...
As a thank you from the production company...
There's more?
Yes, a DVD for Matsumoto-san.
That's good.
The production company is very happy.
Thank you.
Thank you for that.
It's a waste of time, but thank you.
That's right.
I don't have a DVD anymore.
I only have a VHS.
I haven't changed my DVD yet.
It's coming again.
The bus jack 2.
Thank you for that.
The bus jack 2.
The hijack.
You told me about all the jacks.
All the jacks.
Even the sea jacks.
If you tell me about all the hijacks...
I'll add more miles.
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The new Blu-ray series is now on sale!
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There's been a lot of news about Endo's death on the internet.
One of them is...
"Don't Laugh Last Time"...
a psychological phenomenon.
What's that?
No way!
You don't know?
I saw it on the internet and saw a video...
but...
No way!
Where is it?
It's there!
Is it there?
It's there!
I'll let you all go.
You can't run away from this.
Can we see it?
It's there.
It's there?
It's there.
No way!
You don't know?
Do it again!
No way!
Are you serious?
Is it there?
It's there!
No way!
I'll let you all go.
It's there!
I'll let you all go.
It's there!
I'll let you all go.
Do you think it's okay?
Can we see it?
It's there!
I can see it now.
I can see it!
It's there!
Is it like that? The ghost?
Like that...
Who is reflected in it?
That's why it's a magic mirror...
The rhythm of light...
Inside...
The human being...
The mirror of harmony...
Ah, more...
More...
Isn't there a ghost?
I don't know if it's okay to put this...
It's there!
It's crystal clear, you can clearly see it...
It's there, you surely could see it!
But does it reflect that big?
Yes, it does...
Because there's a camera...
To observe whether you are shooting inside the magic mirror...
It's not Kidardaro, is it?
Kidardaro...
It looks like Yuta's entrance from inside...
What are you saying?
Look...
It's there, you certainly can think of ghosts like that in the temple!
Yes you are right!
But it's big.
It's big, isn't it?
No, no. Even for the staff, why does it look like that?
That's right.
That's the magic mirror over there, right?
Yes, yes.
There are a lot of staff there, right?
Yes.
With mirrors and mirrors reflecting...
No one has such a big face, right?
Well, it's probably a big reflection, isn't it?
And there are a lot of people coming.
Yes, yes, yes.
"Don't laugh" is...
But this is very popular on the Internet.
There is a photo of a ghost in it.
From Mr. Kantei.
Yes!
What is Mr. Kantei?
I always feel uncomfortable with this.
So I asked Mr. Kantei what is really going on.
I asked Mr. Kantei what is really going on.
And I was told that it is a ghost living in the area.
I think it came to a noisy place for shooting.
Are you kidding me?
That's what I was told.
Don't get close to me.
Are you kidding me?
Are you serious?
Okay, let's say that's what happened.
But I feel more comfortable with Mr. Yamazaki.
What about me and Mr. Matsumoto?
You don't feel uncomfortable with me, do you?
You only feel uncomfortable with Mr. Yamazaki, right?
And I'm watching you.
Okay.
You're out!
Mr. Yamazaki, you're out!
I'm not out.
I'm watching you.
Why is there a ghost living in me?
You're out!
But I'm interested in Mr. Yamazaki.
I'm curious about what's going on.
I remember you were out when Mr. Yamazaki was out.
I'm sure you're out with Mr. Yamazaki.
Are you out with him?
No, I'm not.
Don't get close to me.
We're a staff, aren't we?
I don't think we're a staff.
Mr. Yamazaki, you're out.
Anyway, I have one reason.
Why is it so big?
Right. Does it look like this?
But it doesn't look like this, does it?
No, it doesn't.
This is a face.
Yes, it's a face.
I don't think we're a staff.
Of course, there are a lot of people who don't usually work on this show.
One of them is about the staff's age.
There are a lot of people like this.
There are.
That's right, Mr. Kato.
That's what you're saying, isn't it?
But it's not a bad example, is it?
It's a bad example.
But it's noisy.
Who should we go with?
I think it's better for five of us to go.
I don't know who it is.
I don't think we're a staff.
Why?
Why me?
You're right, we're a staff.
You're a staff, so why are you coming out?
Why am I the only one who's a staff?
I want to hang out with you.
I want to hang out with people like you.