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Even if I slip, I can't get out of this host's a**, you know what I mean?
Drunk Dragon Suzuki's 24-hour long interview!
Suzuki's face is revealed for the first time on TV!
I used to fight in a training center when I felt like I was strong.
At that time, I thought I had to do it, so I got off the bones of various people.
That's amazing!
You don't even wear glasses, but you give it to people.
Idiot! I don't care about them!
It's a bad tantrum.
Even if I didn't work, my partners gave me money, and the door to jump out of gave me money.
This is helplessness.
This man still has a little darkness.
It's a little funny.
Let's continue.
Yes, please.
Are you going to quit?
Eleven hours have passed since the beginning. The interview continues.
While you were thinking of a story, your partner opened up his personality.
I absolutely had to do it. I absolutely didn't do it.
Why didn't you do it?
I hate the main character. Whenever there is something, I try to make it into a story.
It starts right away like a mini story.
"Suzuki-kun, can you push me in here?" For example, I'm told that.
No, why do I have to push you in?
Why do I have to go up on a stage in front of such a person and do something?
I have to do this kind of adventure.
Always adventure.
It's about time you got hungry.
There seems to be a good restaurant near here in Asakusa. Would you like to go out for dinner?
Yes, please.
They move their location to Ryotei and continue with the interview.
Wow, this is amazing.
It's a famous restaurant in Asakusa.
It's been a month since I went there, so I haven't been there for a long time.
Have you ever been sleepy or tired?
I'm always sleepy.
Yesterday, I couldn't sleep because I couldn't use my musical instrument.
I didn't like it.
What is your son like you?
He doesn't do his homework.
The older son.
Why doesn't he do it?
Even in the summer, he doesn't do his homework at all.
If you do something bad every day like that,
it's better for you to get angry with your teacher once a day during class.
I was shocked and said, "Oh, that's true, too."
When I think about it, I've been angry with my parents like that, and I think we're similar.
After dinner, at a bar on the top floor of the hotel, they drink and interview.
Do you want to go in this direction or do this job?
There's a guy in front of me.
And wherever I go, I'm told, "You look like him."
Who is it?
It's Ennis.
Ennis?
Yes, I'm often told I look like Ennis.
Are you happy about that?
No, I'm not happy.
Yes.
You don't look like Ennis.
Isn't it Ennis?
You do look like Ennis.
No, I don't.
He's an old man, too. He'll die soon.
Shh!
Is it the stress of a long interview?
They drink alcohol one after another.
Are you getting drunk soon?
Yes, I'm getting drunk.
It's about time.
14 hours have passed since the beginning.
It's going to be tough from now on.
I'm getting drunk.
What do you think goes best with rice, Suzuki san?
Tea, of course.
You're getting drunk.
I'll go with tea.
Tea, of course.
What soup do you want to drink the most, Suzuki san?
What soup do you want me to drink the most?
Clam chowder, of course.
What moment do you feel stressed out the most, Suzuki san?
What? Stress?
It's a combination of topics.
I've said the same thing over and over again.
Do it like this.
No, do it like this.
That's it.
My partner tells me that.
I opened the lid and it was there for a moment.
I'm glad it was the beginning.
That happens a lot.
What do you like best, Suzuki san?
My hands.
Where do you like them the most?
It doesn't matter if it's a fish skin or not.
When you hold it, it's like...
To say it more,
it's like when you say "f**k off."
It's not like this.
It's like when you say "f**k off."
What are you saying?
Only 5 minutes left.
Suzuki san, it's your birthday, right?
That's right!
It just happened to be this day.
While you're thinking about it...
3, 2, 1!
It's your birthday!
Congratulations!
It's true!
What do you want to do for your 39th birthday?
Hmm...
Let's see...
39 years old is good for maintaining the current situation, isn't it?
Anyway...
I want to keep it.
It's not a wide show, but...
Not only for variety shows...
You look like you're in a bad mood.
As a commentator...
I think it's okay to sell it, right?
For example, what kind of comment will you make?
For example, fortune-telling is popular now, right?
I think it would be nice if you could make money by doing something like fortune-telling on Twitter.
It's been 10 minutes since your birthday was celebrated...
Didn't you receive a birthday celebration email?
Ah!
It's here!
It's a woman!
From your wife...
It's a woman...
It's a manager!
It came from OASIS's manager.
It's your birthday, but you two...
I'm sorry you're lonely.
I'm really sorry about this bad atmosphere.
I wanted you to celebrate it with your co-workers.
That's right.
Hey, what's up?
I've been working 24 hours in the middle of the night.
Worried about Suzuki, his partner Tsukaji came in front of him.
That's not rude.
Is there any salmon left?
Yes, there is.
It's his birthday.
Really?
I was hungry. I ate a lot.
Let's open it.
What's this?
Really?
Let's eat it with the cake.
It looks like a text book.
Happy birthday!
Thank you.
Since you two are here, can I ask you a question?
I know enough.
Your co-name "drunk dragon" came from Tsukaji's previous co-name.
Suzuki said, "I'm the second drunk dragon."
He had never said it on TV.
It's been 6 hours since then.
Actually, he was a drunk dragon when he was in a co-op with me.
I don't know why, but I felt like I had to sleep in the same bed as my ex-wife.
Why didn't you say that before?
Because it's not something to say.
Actually, it's because it's the second time.
No, it's not.
So I don't have anything to say as a person.
Although I got divorced and remarried,
I don't want my ex-wife to sleep in the same bed as me.
I want her to buy me a new fire extinguisher.
But it's not easy for two people to talk to each other.
It's just a matter of buying a new bed.
I'm sorry.
Then I'll...
Are you done?
Yes.
Do you have anything else you want to say?
Well...
It was a long interview.
I'm sorry for saying it like that.
I'm sorry for making you wait so long.
No, you didn't!
Why did you say it for so long?
It's not that long.
I'm tired.
Tsukaji goes home in a hurry after the interview.
How was it for you, Tsukaji-san, coming to my birthday party?
I don't think it was anything special.
It's been 16 and a half hours since the interview started.
Since you look tired, shall we give you a massage?
I'd love to!
Please do! Thank you!
I like women.
If you're going to touch me...
Good evening. I'm going to give you an oil massage, so please take care of me.
You're a woman, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
She's going to touch me, isn't she?
In order to receive an oil massage, he changes into paper pants.
While you receive an oil massage, we will continue with the interview.
What?
While you receive an oil massage, we will continue with the interview.
What kind of person is Ms. Tsukaji for you?
She's my partner.
Partner...
What kind of partner is she for you?
I don't know...
She gave me money.
Do you have any unforgettable episodes with Ms. Tsukaji?
I'll say it again.
Do you have any unforgettable episodes with Ms. Tsukaji?
Unforgettable...
Usually...
You know...
There's business and there's a manager.
They asked me to take care of Mr. Tamar Cartich.
I didn't know about Mr. Tamar Cartich's costume.
As soon as I heard about it, I thought of talking to the guys with instruments.
It's been a while since you last talked to the guys with instruments.
I don't know much about costumes.
Tatsuya.
I have a question for you.
I see.
What did you like about working with Mr. Tsukaji?
I'm embarrassed to tell you.
You told me to say that.
After an hour of massage, they go to the bathroom to drain the oil.
Do you wash yourself in this bath?
It's amazing.
Where do you usually start washing yourself?
Do you need it?
Do you usually start with your head?
From your head?
You mean shampoo?
Yes, shampoo.
I want to continue the interview with you.
Please come up to the stage.
What a way of saying it.
That's right. That's right.
What did you think of Kei Nishikori, who was nominated for the final of the preliminaries and openings?
Oh, I wish I had money.
Do you have money?
Everything is about money.
What do you think of yourself ten years from now?
I think I might sometimes draw manga while I'm working on my contract.
That's Edison.
Shut up. You sound like Edison.
I think it would be great if the Olympics were held in Tokyo for the first time in 56 years.
I wish I had money.
Of course you do.
What do you think of Kei Nishikori, who was nominated for the final of the preliminaries and openings?
Huh?
He looks like he's about to sleep.
I don't have the courage to say anything.
What were you thinking of?
I was sleeping.
You weren't sleeping?
I was wondering why you were asking me that question.
What is your favorite color?
My favorite color is...
This one.
It's a peachy color.
What are your shortcomings?
Well, Tsukaji-san...
Shut up, Tsukaji-tsukaji.
What will you do if the earth is destroyed tomorrow?
I'll go to a country with low income...
and sleep.
That's how it is.
Riku-san, why are you sitting in the dust post part?
Because...
I told you. I don't want to do it to Machimo-san.
What made you laugh recently?
What do you want to do?
My son and I will sing "Youkai Watch"...
While my son is singing "Youkai Watch"'s "gera gera bo"...
I want to sing something like "kansou" of "aima".
"Kaa zei gaa"...
In the meantime, I want to sing "gera gera bo"...
I want to sing that "aima" part...
But I want him to sing "gera gera bo" at the back...
So I told my son to sing "gera gera bo"...
My son is already 3 years old and doesn't know the reason...
"Gera gera bo"... "gera gera bo"... I keep telling him like that...
And my son...
"Kaa zei gaa"... "fuuite"... Something like that...
I'd like to say something in between, but...
Because Jinan is tired of "gera gera bou"...
When I asked him to sing a lot...
"gera gera bou"... "gera gera bou"...
He sang it really fast...
And Chora...
"Kaa zei gaa"... "fuuite"... "Wait a minute"...
"It doesn't feel good at all"...
When I saw it on TV...
I said, "He's stupid"...
"He's stupid"... I said...
And I laughed...
Suzuki-san, you only have one hour left.
This is your last chance.
Alright...
Money, money, money...
Suzuki-san, you only have one hour left.
This is your last chance.
Alright...
Since it's your birthday...
Is there anything you'd like to say to your mother?
I'd like you to give me my money back...
You gave it to me earlier...
Money...
Money, money, money...
You gave me 10,000 yen a month...
But you only gave me a little bit of it in the first two months...
And you never gave me back all of it...
And now you're saying you'll divorce me...
Are you kidding me?
An episode about a mother's money that comes out from time to time in 24 hours.
My mother gave me a bag as a gift on a program, and I think it was a bag for 200,000 yen, and I immediately sold it and bought it in cash.
I said I would release a CD, and my mother said, "Then can you lend me 100,000 yen?"
I said, "You'll get in with cash, right?"
My father's restaurant business was terrible, so when I went to Kyushu, I ate mozuna hot pot and it was delicious, so I said, "Go and study," and I gave him an airplane ticket and 50,000 yen.
I said, "Go and study," and I said, "Did you eat properly?"
I said, "The mozuna hot pot isn't open anymore, so I went to a pachinko shop."
Finally, the moment of fate.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
Yay!
Oh, it's over!
Oh, no!
Didn't you get a birthday mail from your wife?
Oh!
I was surprised.
You got it, didn't you?
From who?
My mother.
Mom.
Huh?
Happy birthday. Take care of yourself. Also, you're speeding too much, so be careful not to have a car accident.
What's wrong?
You're happy, aren't you?
Shouldn't you tell her how grateful you are over the phone?
- Your mother? - Yes.
Should I give her a call?
I've never told her.
Should I tell her? I don't like it.
Hello?
Should I give her a call?
To her mother who sent her a birthday celebration email, he tells her how grateful he is.
Should I tell her? I don't like it.
- She's already up. - Hello?
- Good morning. - Good morning.
I just finished a 24-hour interview.
I've been doing interviews for 24 hours.
- Really? 24 hours? - Yes.
- What channel? - Yon-chan.
- Good luck. - Thank you for giving birth to me.
Thank you. Thank you for saying that.
Take care of yourself. I'll call you again.
She's trying to cut him off from Okado.
Also, can you give me back my debt?
He's laughing.
Thank you for your hard work.
It was fun.
There is a story about money at the end.
That's right.
You thought about it in the book, didn't you?
Yes, I was told about it and talked about money a lot.
You have strong feelings about money.
Money is strong.
How was it overall?
Was it hard?
It was really hard.
To be honest, I don't want to do it again.
I don't think I'll ask you to do it again.
It's too much.