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The strongest series of baseball players on New Year's Day.
"Never Laugh" and "The 24 Hours of Death"
The stage is a fake prison.
A cruel position ruled by discipline and laughter.
The 24 Hours of Death
This is a comedy show that aired on New Year's Day.
But it's not all.
There are so many tricks that we haven't shown you yet.
Tonight, we'll show you all of them.
A handsome man appears as a super doctor.
An amazing performance by an amazing family.
A female lead actor enters the stage.
"The 24 Hours of Death" ends at 6 p.m. on New Year's Day.
"Never Laugh" and "The 24 Hours of Death"
This program is brought to you by Meiji, Kao, Suzuki...
...teachers at home, Ajinomoto and Softbank.
This is "Never Laugh" and "The 24 Hours of Death"!
There are many scenes that couldn't be broadcasted on New Year's Day.
We've cut them all.
Aren't you taking too many scenes?
I agree with you.
Aren't you taking too many scenes?
Are you stupid?
I agree with you.
You guys are taking too many scenes.
Aren't you taking too many scenes?
Are you angry?
I'm angry.
Those of you who missed New Year's Day...
I'll say it!
Let's watch the special version!
Yama-chan!
Yes!
Please show us the video.
Endo-san, you have that, right?
I do.
The new gag.
I do.
Shouldn't you do it?
This year...
It's this year, right?
It's this year.
2015.
I'll do it.
Please do it.
VTR.
Oho!
Oho! Oho!
You're stupid!
Now, let's watch the big gag that shouldn't be laughed at.
These five people who are going to spend their life in prison
have been changed into appropriate clothes.
Laughing from the moment you get on the bus is not allowed.
The qualifications for laughing have appeared.
Double cheesecake.
Then...
A comedy duo appeared.
Kousei, Endo, out!
Can we see it again?
Please.
Yay!
A short story.
An interesting story.
Today, we have a very interesting story.
What kind of story?
Last time we walked in the city...
Yes.
Um...
Yes.
What was it?
Rola, did you forget what you were going to say?
Oh, no! I forgot!
I went to a strange place!
What?
What did you say?
You don't know how to talk!
What?
What did you say?
I forgot!
You said you went to a strange place!
I forgot!
You don't know how to talk!
Then...
A loser and a double cheesecake reveal a story.
Let's play a game.
Okay.
Let's break this chopstick with our butts.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Which one?
This one?
Okay.
Okay, let's do it!
Are you ready?
Three, two, one!
We won!
What was that?
We won!
This is where it gets interesting.
You can see other things on the bus.
This is so mysterious.
What a strange luck.
Luck?
Alright.
You know what?
I have a favor to ask you.
From now on,
I'll bring my bike with me.
I really want to prank you.
By the way,
I want you to be a prankster.
Me?
Yes, you.
Not me, but another prankster.
I think you'll have a fight with him.
I want you to have a fight with him.
Can you stop me?
Well...
Don't forget that we're serious.
Don't laugh at me.
I'm counting on you.
Let me explain how the prank started.
Kotouge, who knew nothing about the prank,
hits the head of the prankster.
Because of that, the prankster gets angry.
This time, it's not a joke.
Please enjoy Kotouge's facial expression.
Thank you in advance.
Hey!
I'll do it.
Sato Kairi!
Listen, I'll explain everything to your dad.
Don't worry about me.
Who is it?
I forgot, dad.
I'm sorry for jumping out of nowhere.
Don't contact me.
Who is it?
It's my son.
Oh, it's you.
It's been a while, right?
You've changed a lot, so I didn't know.
Your teeth have gotten so long.
Your makeup is perfect, too.
But what has changed the most?
I think you've changed your gender.
Tomio!
Hey!
What is it?!
I've never tasted anything like it!
Dad!
I hope I'm of use.
Call mom, mom!
Mom would've left.
She was out drinking with her friends.
When?
This morning!
What day is it?!
What day in the world is it?!
Calm down.
Well, you know what happened most of the time.
You're a comedian, but you're a variety show maniac!
Hey, did you hear?
The female co-star seems to have been attacked.
I heard that you were scolded by your wife because you got caught.
Are you stupid?
Did you really think about it?
Huh?
Did you really think about it?
I told you not to touch that teacher.
Huh?
What did we have a fight about?
Yesterday, you came here and told me to practice.
I'm doing what you want me to do.
So I told you not to talk about it.
It's serious, so it won't be funny.
Did you hit me yesterday?
No, no, I didn't.
Huh?
N-no, I didn't.
Where's Takashi?
Huh?
I told you, you bastard!
Who do you think you are?
Are you kidding me, you bastard?
Can you do it?
Are you kidding me, you bastard?
Can you do it?
No, I didn't do anything wrong.
I know you're playing dumb, but can you really do it?
Huh?
If you're going to hit me, hit me!
You think you're acting?
Huh?
What are you going to do about it?
Are you going to broadcast it?
Huh?
What are you going to do about it?
Welcome to Happy Boy!
What's up, Mr. Kotouge?
I'm sorry, Kotouge-chan.
This is all a prank.
My laughter is a disappointment.
What's up, Mr. Kotouge?
What's up?
Um...
Silent Ghost!
Geni Geni!
The Magician!
What's up, Mr. Kotouge?
Come on! Everyone! Everyone!
One and two!
Three and four!
And five!
Nice!
You're amazing, Mr. Kotouge!
Mr. Kotouge!
What's up, Mr. Kotouge?
Let's end with our usual self-introduction!
Here we go!
Look at the camera and say, "What's up, Mr. Kotouge?"
Here we go! Our usual self-introduction!
Here we go! Happy Boy Gas!
With your usual voice and phrase, say as much as you like!
That's it!
Breathe in, breathe in, breathe in more!
That's it!
Here we go!
Today is exactly...
What kind of day is it?!
Here we go, Mr. Kotouge!
This is just normal oxygen!
Normal oxygen!
It's just...
Everybody!
Let's go! Let's go!
This is embarrassing!
Breathe in, breathe in, breathe in more!
Baby!
Breathe in more!
This is embarrassing!
It's just normal oxygen!
I just recovered a little!
Everybody!
Come on!
See you!
Excuse me!
The five of them were shown a tragedy of a man who knew nothing.
After spending a day like this, they arrived at the Clovikari Central Prison.
The first person who showed up was...
Huh? What's going on?
Excuse me, we're the new five.
I'm here to greet you, but...
Huh? There's garbage on your chin.
At this moment, Jinpei thought...
What's with his chin?
Did he put something in it?
Is this a hamburger?
Is there a hamburger in it?
The chief appeared later.
I'm sorry I'm late.
Matsumoto, Tamada, Kosei, Tanaka.
The chief confirmed the newcomers' names.
What's your name?
I'm Hitoshi Matsumoto.
You're in good shape.
At this moment, Helen thought.
Why is AV director here?
Why is AV director in the game?
No, he is not.
He is a professional wrestler.
He is different from the professional wrestlers who came from overseas.
Matsumoto, Tamada, Kosei, Tanaka, out.
Ouch!
The back of my thigh hurts.
It's really hot. Isn't it hot?
It's hot.
This room is steaming.
Maybe the heat is too strong.
It's hot. It's too hot.
At this moment, Tamada thought.
Is it gold?
What is it?
In the new room where five people spend a lot of time,
there is an old story.
What is it?
A notebook of escape.
In the notebook,
there is a secret passage leading out of the prison.
I'll be back.
Okay.
Thank you.
As Matsumoto relied on the map, he proceeded on the secret passage.
Wow!
It's a story that everyone suffered a lot this time.
In fact, there were other intense stories.
I pulled it out and opened it.
Well, I pulled it out and opened it.
I don't like it.
You don't like sweet potatoes, do you?
No, it's cold.
It's cold.
I don't like it, either.
Sweet Potato Challenge
Eat a sweet potato and fart within 100 seconds.
If you don't fart, you'll be punished by the idol.
What?
Is there such a thing as a shortcut?
I'll cut one.
You don't need to eat it now. You can just put it in your mouth.
Good luck!
That's right.
I'll swallow it.
That's right. You have to swallow it.
Whether it's effective now or later is up to you.
How do you swallow it?
Oh, no. Oh, no.
It's hot!
Challenge failed.
Idols will punish you.
Good morning!
Idols will punish you.
Yes, good morning.
Idols will punish you.
Yes. Can I do it?
What?
Can I do it?
Yes.
What? What? What?
Shoot me! Shoot me!
No!
I got it back! I got it back!
Everyone, out!
I can't see anything. What should I do?
What should I do?
Thighs! Thighs!
Ouch!
The life in prison is just around the corner.
The long-awaited "that time".
Here at "gausshook robicalli" prison,
we have a system where you can eat luxurious meals from excellent people in order.
Again?
I'm sick of it.
I'm going to have this person take care of it from now on, so listen to me carefully.
Who is taking care of it?
I don't know.
It's him, isn't it?
Tom!
Yes, thank you for your hard work.
Am I in trouble?
Yes.
I'm in trouble.
Why is this guy in this prison?
It's Tom.
He looks like a driver.
It's Tom.
So, now I'm going to ask you all for a mid-day meal.
The person who will be challenged is...
With love, praise and singing,
"oryouri son" and "anison" karaoke!
Yeah!
"anison" for boys?
The rules are...
Shinagawa will choose one of the five people and present a card with the name of the dish.
The person who is chosen will put a melody of an anime song on the card and sing a song to praise the dish.
Finally, Shinagawa will make a decision and decide the order.
The dish will be served according to the order.
The first song is "tetsuwan, atom".
Let's listen to the original song first.
- What? - What is it?
- What is it?
- From Mr. Tanaka... - Here it comes!
- Here it comes!
Music, start!
Camellais
Raisunoko
It's not "Raisunoko"!
- I can't take it anymore! - This is impossible!
- Why "Raisunoko"?! - This is impossible!
- It's impossible! - Ouch!
- Come on! - I won't!
- I can't take it anymore!
I don't know what "Raisunoko" means.
Next, Matsumoto will sing along with Tetsuwa.
Let's go. Music, start!
I'm hungry.
Red red pig hair.
Tendon, tendon, and pork and cheese.
What are you doing!
In the basement food stall, there's la-la-la-la- la-la- la-la-la-la-la-la-la-cheese.
La la la ~
Chi ...
Ro ro ro ~
La la la ~
Created by Kuroda
Wow!
Seriously!
Let's take care of it now!
It's been a while since we worked like this.
Let's fix it!
This song is messed up.
It's a song, but the effects are amazing!
Ouch!
This is not good in the middle of the song!
I want you to slip and fall here and there.
Next up is Hamada.
He'll sing a song to praise his cooking.
Music, start!
Fried rice!
Fried rice and gyoza and soup and pork.
Which one do you like?
Ask yourself.
After all, you should ask yourself.
I love you, fried rice.
Which do you like, sweet potato or fried rice?
Sweet potato or fried rice?
Ouch!
I'm not satisfied.
I don't like other dishes.
I don't like it.
I tried it.
I don't like the feeling of eating.
I've never said it.
I tried it.
Shut up!
Let's change the song.
Next is Sazae.
It's a long song.
Is it all?
Really?
I like it.
Can you do it till the end?
Can you do it till you are energetic today?
It's beautiful when you say "cooking name" here.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
There are a lot of phrases that you can use well like "follow me"
No, no, don't say too much.
It's messed up.
As I said before, we are the only ones who say "cooking name" first.
This is useless.
So, from the second week, we won't say "cooking name" first.
It's useless, isn't it?
You can say it, can't you?
At first, I said "cooking name" because I was hungry and I was crying.
But you said "cooking name" all of a sudden and you said "cooking name" too.
After you said "cooking name", you said "cooking name" again.
Why do you say "cooking name" all of a sudden?
Sanada, Sanada, Endo.
Sanada.
Why do you say "cooking name" all of a sudden?
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Do you want me to stop saying "cooking name" all of a sudden?
Based on the rule change, Tanaka will sing a different song.
So, Tanaka will sing a different song.
Music, start!
This is long.
"steak".
No!
"steak".
Why do you say "steak" all of a sudden?
I laughed.
"steak".
You shouldn't say "steak" all of a sudden.
You say "steak" all of a sudden.
You didn't follow the only rule.
Next, Hosei will challenge.
Will he be praised for his cooking?
Let's go, Hosei.
Music, start!
Omelette!
I've been waiting for you to make me an omelette since yesterday.
I love you, so please go out with me.
I love you, I love you too.
Let's go on a date.
Bu-ru-ru-tarot.
What are you saying?
Next, Matsumoto will sing a song with Mr. Sazai.
Yakisoba!
What is good in this season?
I asked.
Shredded yakisoba.
Stir-fried with cabbage.
With sauce.
With fluffy cutlet.
Ro-ro-ro-tarot.
Stir-fried with cabbage.
Great!
Mr. Sazai's song was great.
My song is an homage, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
It's a triple axel.
What should we eat in this season?
We can use anything.
That's not fair.
It's not the season for yakisoba.
Yakisoba doesn't exist in this season.
I felt Matsumoto's stinginess.
Next, Endo will sing a song with Mr. Sazai.
I'm tired.
Parents!
I found a bird.
I raise it.
I lay an egg.
Together with parents.
Parents and children.
Let's eat together.
No matter how much it is.
Let's eat together.
This is safe.
Matsumoto, Hanada, Hosei, Tanaka, Yamamoto.
We got it all at once.
But it was cruel.
Certainly.
After this, Hanada will sing a surprising song.
The next song is "Dragon Ball".
This is difficult.
It's fast.
It's impossible if you don't play the guitar well.
What is this?
The tempo is fast.
Can you understand it all?
It's long.
It's fast.
First of all, Hosei will sing a song that praises cooking.
Let's do it. Music, start!
Salmon salt grilled! Let's eat!
Salmon salt grilled!
There's a lot of oil on it, isn't there?
Let's eat!
Salmon salt grilled!
There's a lot of oil on it, isn't there?
The one who put so much oil on it
Is Hosei who is now
Salmon salt grilled!
But
The one who put so much oil on it
Is Hosei who is now
Salmon salt grilled!
Ouch!
He's always like this.
Next, Hamada will sing a song with a dragon ball.
At this tempo, I can't do it.
I can't do it.
It's long and fast.
Let's do it at the tempo.
It's a little off.
Music, start!
Salmon salt grilled!
What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this
And Endo, what kind of song will he sing to praise his cooking?
Music, start!
Hurry up!
I want to eat "chinjaolosu"
chinjaolosu
On a big Chinese table
In the middle, "chinjaolosu"
The five of us eat it together
Dad, mom, sister
Dad, son, uncle
We eat it together
The members are funny
Hit him!
It's no use
It's really disgusting
Endo, who sang Matsumoto and "shoumonai" song well, is in the top
I want to get "inchi"
It was all "choukeshi" until now
choukeshi
What "inchi" is there?
nani o nite nani o nite nite
I've heard it twice
choukeshi
It's no use
It's full of questions
Before you look back,
you'll say "what is this?"
You've heard it three times
It's full of questions
The first one is "en"
"hamada" is -1 point
OK
In the end, "hamada" who was in the bottom,
on the other side, they'll sing a different song with anpanman's march
Music, start!
Tsumine soup!
Look at this soup, it looks so good!
Let's see what's in it!
There's tsumine in it, and there's carrots in it too!
And of course, there's onions in it too!
Out!
There's no onions in tsumine!
There's nothing in tsumine!
The best part of tsumine is onions!
What was that?!
Hamada, out!
What was that?!
Hamada, out!
It was hard to sing that song!
Hamada, out!
It's hot.
It doesn't matter at all. What is this?
This is...
Do you have any questions about food?
Hamada, do you have any questions?
Hamada, out!
I'm tired.
Do you have any questions about juice?
Ouch!
You have a lot of questions.
They had a showdown with the song "Uchaburi no Hikidashi" and "Chuushoku wo Kaketa".
And the five of them participated in a lecture for social recovery.
A singer came to me with a question.
I'm going to sing you a great song with your right foot, so listen carefully.
"Imon Live" by DOBROCK.
Then...
Moshikashi Takeru no?
Suddenly, a new singer came.
And...
Moshikashi Takeru no?
Sore deai na
Osore deai no
Juuun ni raundo tatakai nokutte
BOXER has great physical strength.
BOXER maybe
Boss has great physical strength.
Maybe
Don't you want to fight 13 rounds of Boret?
Boss has great physical strength.
After that, there were more and more singers.
At last, everyone sang together.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Then, to purify the hearts of the prisoners,
hypnosis therapy was performed.
Endo was hypnotized by Pteranodon and...
During this lecture, there were other funny people who came.
Let me introduce you androids made by a model worker.
He is Hosogai, a model worker.
Hosogai is very good at making androids and he has made wonderful androids so far.
Please show androids to everyone.
Yes!
I'm talking androids number 2, Akemi-chan!
What's great about Akemi-chan is that she can talk with humans.
Kozugai-kun, can you show us how you do it?
Yes!
Hey...
Isn't it good?
No.
No? No?
No?
No? No?
Akemi-chan broke it again!
No? No? No?
Akemi-chan is very good at it, but it's easy to break.
What did you say, Hosogai-kun? Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
After this, everyone continued to improve androids without rotting, and a wonderful android was completed!
Give me a minute!
Well then, I will show you the latest android that I improved and made!
This is the latest Japanese android, Momiji-chan!
Until now, I have presented you "Meiji", "Kao", "Tsuzuki", "Home Teacher's Try", "Taste" and "Softbank".
It's not just about appearance!
I will show you the latest android that I improved and made!
This is the latest android without rotting, Momiji-chan!
I don't know at all...
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Momiji-chan is not only amazing in appearance!
She also has a new feature that Akemi-chan didn't have!
That is "Funny Judge" feature!
Momiji-chan reacts to funny things and spits milk out of her mouth!
Well then, everyone in the front row, please come forward!
I'm going to ask you questions now, so please answer honestly.
Then, shall we start?
Tanaka, one step forward.
What is your father's name?
Koichi.
Endo, one step forward.
What is your father's name?
Toshihide.
Hamada, you.
What is your father's name?
Hamada Kengoro.
Matsumoto, Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, Haruton!
Ah, I see.
You've come a long way.
Ouch!
It can't be helped. It can't be helped.
That's right.
I'll answer honestly.
Who do you think has the same personality as you?
Untouchable's Shibata.
Then, let's continue.
Hamada, one step forward.
Who do you think has the same personality as you?
Shigeru Izumiya.
What?
Matsumoto, Kosei, Tanaka, Haruton!
Ah, I see.
You've come a long way.
Ouch!
Endo, one step forward.
Who do you think has the same personality as you?
T.R.F.'s Kou.
Matsumoto!
Kousei! Rendo! Kanaka! Out!
Umezu, one step forward.
Who do you think has the same personality as you?
It's Morning.
Matsumoto! Kousei! Out!
I see.
You make me mad!
Next question, one step forward.
End.
Who is your ideal celebrity face?
It's Mokkun, who I used to look up to.
Kamada, one step forward.
Who is your ideal celebrity face?
It's Sanada Hiroyuki.
Matsumoto! Kousei! End! Kanaka! Out!
Who is your ideal celebrity face?
I didn't know that!
It's you two!
I know a lot of things.
I didn't know that.
It's Sanada Hiroyuki.
No! No! No!
Umezu-chan gave too many funny answers and it broke.
No! No!
Umezu-chan broke and moved on to the next program.
Next, we have seniors who worked in the gas prison and are now working in society.
Let's welcome them!
I'm going to tell you a story that I just made up.
The Man Who Eats Insects
Let's go!
Today, I'm not alone.
I'm here with Kojiro.
What is it?
What is it?!
It's a living scorpion.
I'm going to put this scorpion in my mouth and eat it.
Everyone, count one, two, three and say "dart".
Wow, it's big.
It's in! It's in! It's in!
One!
Two!
Three!
Dart!
How are you?!
I'm fine!
Okay!
Today, we have new members of "Dart".
Come in!
Today, we have new members of "Dart".
Come in!
Okay, what are you going to do?!
I'm going to tell my son.
Okay!
I brought it.
What is it?
A pipe!
I'm going to stick it on my head...
You're right.
Stop it!
I'm not doing anything.
You're right!
You're right.
I'm not doing anything.
You're right.
I'm not doing anything.
You're right.
OK!
You're right.
OK!
What will you do next?
I'll drink a coke and say Yamanata Line's name without getting mad.
You're right.
Stop it!
You're right.
OK!
The first day has begun!
And...
The first...
It's not the first day at all.
Stop it.
I'm watching the clock...
While...
Doing...
Hamamatsu...
I can't...
Stop it.
You're right.
I don't want to do this anymore.
Disband!
shochu
If you lose in "kokon tozai", your crotch will hit your face.
"monmari" battle.
The loser is...
mugiijochu
"shochu" is out!
"monmari" start!
Excuse me.
It smells like normal poop.
That's right.
And the five of them set up an experiment.
Of course, while they were moving, their blind spots...
Is this working?
What?
Huh?
What is this?
Who is it?
Famous drama "101st Propose"'s "Asano Atsuko"'s Jinnai came up.
And...
Mr. Kamu!
The five of them played the main characters.
Tetsuya Takeda also came up.
Five years ago, I was betrayed by a man who promised me marriage.
I swore I wouldn't love anyone anymore.
That's why you and I...
You and me...
Hey, are you scared?!
I knew it, you're scared.
That funny muscular idiot is scared.
On a show...
When I got a special treatment for a certain illness...
Recently, because I have high blood pressure...
I got worried that it must be that illness...
As a result of going to the hospital in a hurry...
I was told to put on too much muscle...
I'm scared of that muscle stupidness...
I... I won't put on muscle that raises blood pressure!
Because you like it!
That's... That's right...
Going to the gym and running lightly for 30 minutes to warm up...
Now, let's go to the next exercise!
Because I can't use the equipment I like...
I twisted completely...
I went to another gym and ran for another 30 minutes...
I warmed up my body again...
I won't be that kind of muscle stupid!
When my juniors ask me "What do you want the most right now?"
I sigh with a sigh...
For the time being, I got what I could get with money...
After that, I wonder if it's time...
I'm not that kind of muscle stupid!
It's you!
Participating in a harsh experiment in which you will be punished if you are caught in hardship.
Because of the harshness, some people are driven into extreme conditions.
Finally, some people betray their friends.
What are you doing?
You have to let me go.
It's your fault.
You have to let me go.
You have to let me die.
The demons are multiplying and fighting fiercely.
It's not a surprise for the big star, but a merciless demon's execution.
Even so, the one who was caught by the most dangerous demon was Tanaka.
Big star!
After the experiment, the demons fight again with the story they pulled out.
As in the last time, as they pass through the passage,
there is...
What?
A baby demon.
Let me go.
A baby demon is crying.
Hey, hey, hey.
It's completely different. Wow, that's great.
For some reason, when the baby demon cries, it gets in a good mood.
It's so cute.
It's keeping its head down.
It's laughing too much.
This baby demon is laughing too much.
However, in order for this baby demon to invite the demon demon to tragedy later...
Next, he went to work and started making leaflets at ten o'clock.
Then, a man cleaning up started taking unnatural actions.
That's a lot of food.
Furthermore, a man escaped from the prison.
[Laughter and applause]
I can hear you, but I can't find you.
Next, the five of them went to the visitor's room.
Dojima Tomoki, you have a visitor.
Sit down.
The person who came to visit is...
[Laughter and applause]
The two of them had a conversation like in a V-cinema.
Really?
It's true.
It's not a lie.
Really?
It's not a lie.
It's true, right?
It's not a lie.
[Laughter and applause]
For some reason, the last song is "Come Back To Me".
It's not released yet.
You can watch other jokes in the meeting room.
[Laughter and applause]
In fact, there are other jokes in the meeting room.
[Laughter and applause]
Your daughter is here for a visit.
Sit down.
Sachiko...
Mom, how are you?
You don't have to come to the meeting.
In fact, my dad died in an accident two weeks ago.
What?
Your dad...
This is my dad's house.
[Laughter and applause]
Everyone out!
[Laughter and applause]
I haven't seen you since we had a fight.
I was organizing your dad's belongings.
Three days before the accident, you wrote me a letter.
I'll read it now.
Sachiko...
How are you?
I wish I could talk to you face to face, but you're not good with words, so I'd like to tell you what I want to tell you in this letter.
I don't think you were a good father to me.
I've been regretting for a long time that I didn't protect you when you were in high school and that our parent-child relationship has collapsed since then.
You've been fighting like every day since you were in middle school, haven't you? Study, don't play games, don't watch TV, read books, bad manners...
Only by being a bad father like you could I have been able to communicate with you.
I don't think you were a good father to me.
I wish I could talk to you face to face, but you're not good with words, so I'd like to tell you in this letter.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Kosei, out!
I really don't know!
I'm out!
I wish I could talk to you face to face, but you're not good with words, so I'd like to tell you in this letter.
I really don't know!
Ouch!
I wish I could talk to you face to face, but you're not good with words, so I'd like to tell you in this letter.
I'm out!
I'm looking forward to the day when we can laugh together again, Sachiko and Mom.
Enryu Genjiro... Dad... I want to see you, Dad!
Yamada, Kosei, Endo, Nanaka... Out!
Matsumoto... Out!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Somehow... I feel like Dad is watching over me up close!
That's right, Dad. He should be watching over you.
Somehow... I feel like Dad is watching over me up close!
That's right, Dad. He should be watching over you.
Dad and I often had arguments.
We did...
Yamada...
Matsumoto...
Matsumoto... Out!
Ouch!
Take care.
Five people were suffering from a celestial dragon who had become a ghost.
And they watched a very popular drama during their leisure time.
The cast and crew gave a warm welcome to the blond actor.
They performed that famous scene in their own unique way.
In fact, there was also a guest who came to meet five people.
So, they went back to the meeting room again.
It's quiet.
I see.
I don't like it.
It's just us, right?
Is that so?
Who is it? There are a lot of people here.
It's you.
It's been a while.
It's nice to meet you.
I'm writing a novel about prison.
I want it to be realistic.
I want to interview you all.
Is it okay?
Yes.
The man in the middle.
You don't know much about me.
In fact, you appeared in a TV horror drama a few years ago.
Yes.
What was your role?
The man in the middle?
Yes.
What kind of role did you play?
Well...
Did you hold a woman in your role?
No, I didn't.
What?
You're a womanizer.
Is that my role?
No, it's not.
Ouch!
It doesn't hurt.
It's broken.
It doesn't hurt.
Hey, you with the long face.
What was the name of the creature you discovered this year?
It's an Orgsockworm albino.
What's so special about it?
It's different from other Orgsockworms.
It doesn't have a color layer on its body.
It's that kind of creature.
Can you tell me about other women who like parties?
What?
Can you tell me about other women who party in their limousines?
They party a lot in clubs, don't they?
What's going on?
The bad guy is here.
Hey.
Yes.
I heard you like girls.
What do girls call you?
I guess they call me "Daddy Yoman".
Really?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
You're not Daddy?
Matsumoto, Yamada, Tanaka.
Tanaka.
What's wrong with you?
No, no.
It's not like that.
Basically, it's not like that.
Ouch!
It hurts!
I think there's something like that.
To be honest...
Basically, it's not like that.
What do you do with your daughter?
Do you play with her?
Well...
She plays with me in the park.
And you?
Well...
That's about it.
I heard you like beauties and beasts.
Well...
It's not like I like them...
Then show me!
No, it's not like I like them...
No, it's not like that.
It's just...
It's like...
The End
Matsumoto, Tamada, Endo...
It's hot! It's hot!
Matsumoto, Endo...
It's hot! It's hot!
It's not like that.
It hurts! It hurts!
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
No, it's not like that.
Thank you.
I think I can write a good novel with this.
Well, then...
What kind of play is it?
What kind of novel is it?
Don't smoke!
In the meeting room, a running doctor...
How are you?
I'm fine.
You've been crying a lot.
It's normal for me to cry a lot.
I'm not a coward to cry a lot!
No, you're funny.
I'll go get a nurse.
Thank you.
You're funny.
Are you cold?
What?
Are you cold?
Yes, I'm cold.
Are you cold?
You're drinking a lot.
Me, too!
You're drinking a lot.
I don't want to smoke!
I don't want to!
You guys are drinking a lot of alcohol.
In my head, I'm drinking Cameroon.
What are you drinking?
I'm drinking Patent.
"No alcohol," it says.
I don't know what I'm drinking.
What?
Are you cold?
Huh?
Are you cold?
Tanaka!
Out!
Someone should do it.
We have to do it.
Ouch!
I brought you a proper one, but you put it in.
Is it red?
Put it in.
It's impossible.
Why can't you do something with your own strength?
Help this old man.
Brother!
Help me, brother!
Who are you talking to?
Brother!
For this half-baked old man!
Help me!
I'm the one who got beaten up!
Kengo, Matsumoto, Tanaka, Hitoro.
Don't stop talking!
Keep talking!
Ouch!
You're annoying!
What do you want?!
You're annoying!
Come back here!
You're annoying!
Ouch! Ouch!
I'm going to beat you up!
Come back here!
Tanaka, Rendo, out!
- We did it. - We did it.
Abe George and Yopparai, who came for the interview, were fighting.
The conflict broke out between the two of them, and the second place went to Chusai.
What the hell are you looking at?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
In the end, Chusai did well and advanced to a righteous battle.
One of the battles is Soli Qubeen, who delivers the hot abacus to Soli.
- I'll deliver it! - Go for it!
At the press conference of the senior police officers, five embarrassing episodes were backlosted.
Hamada likes golf very much.
He often goes golfing with his juniors.
This is common, but Hamada often makes a mistake of golf balls and mushrooms.
This happens all the time.
"Oh, I'm out of golf balls. Let's go look for them." "Oh, there you are! Those are mushrooms."
This happens all the time, but one day, when Hamada made a shot, it went smoothly.
And when we all went looking for them, "Oh, there you are! Those are mushrooms."
"Oh, there you are! Those are mushrooms." "Oh, there you are! Those are mushrooms."
And then Hamada made a shot.
Then he said "Nice on" to the goalkeeper.
And when we went to see "Nice on", it was mushrooms.
Oh, there you are! Those are mushrooms.
It hasn't been released yet.
Five people who went back to their bedroom have new assassins.
You scared me.
You guys, five newcomers,
there are various types of men.
There are various types of men.
You may not know,
but when new men join,
we girls will lick you until you die.
Out.
If you guys are really good men,
you can't beat our temptation.
Can you do it?
Then,
let me go first.
Music start!
(singing)
What is this song?
Give me strings, strings, strings.
Strings.
Ah, will you wait for me or not?
Will you wait for me or not?
I want to do it.
Ouch!
Well, it's our turn now.
That's right.
Music, start!
I want to be kissed by you, just you. Nobody else but you. I want to be loved by you, alone with you.
I want to be kissed by you, just you. Nobody else but you. I want to be kissed by you, alone with you.
I want to be kissed by you, just you. I want to be kissed by you, alone with you.
I want to be kissed by you, just you. Nobody else but you. I want to be kissed by you, alone with you.
Smell it.
No, I don't...
Just once, just once.
It stinks!
It still stinks here.
What are you doing in the bath?
What are you doing, really?
But, you know...
Yes, yes, yes.
It smells like underwear.
OK, OK.
It's pretty tough.
We have no choice but for him to come, don't we?
Yes, we do.
Kasane-san! Kasane-san!
Thank you!
Kasuru's woman, Kasuru's woman, Kasuru's woman!
Pururun, pururun, pururun, pururun, pururun!
What are you doing?
Wait a minute!
Peaceful woman!
Everyone!
Ouch!
No, no, no, everyone!
The world's worst woman!
Super Kasugaru!
Pururun!
Now it's my destiny.
Can I stand it?
Can I say it?
Who should I choose today?
Who should I choose?
You!
First of all...
Try pulling me!
Try pulling me with both hands!
Here we go!
Riyo-yo-yo-yo-yo!
Bang!
Ow!
Ouch!
The world's worst woman!
Sister, go home already!
Ouch!
Damn it!
Who's next?
You!
Pururun, pururun, pururun, pururun, pururun!
What are you saying?
Hey!
She's playing with us.
Ouch!
Kasune-san...
All right! Let's go, everyone!
Shall we go?
Yes!
It may have smelled like dung earlier, but it's not like that now.
All right!
We're down.
No!
Fire!
It hurts!
- Let's go home! - Let's go home!
I wonder if she had the energy to go home.
Kasumei had received a death sentence from a woman prisoner.
An escape from prison incident occurred.
Here, that man will suffer a tragedy.
First of all, in order...
From the beginning...
- Let's go home! - Let's go home!
The clue of the person who committed suicide is...
- Hey! Bring it here!
In the end, Hosei got beaten up by Vinter.
- Let's go! - Yes, yes, yes!
Where did he go?
Villains raged in the special prison.
- I'm always fine! I'm always fine! - Who's there?! Who's there?!
And that's where the chief inspector came for.
Despite the chief's overdoing it, the riots subsided.
When the five returned to their rooms, that man's VTR...
At the Black Light Central Prison Medical Center, which provides complete care,
we always keep our eyes on the health of our neighbors.
One of the symptoms that trouble prisoners in prisons is "g".
Why "g" all of a sudden?
"g"'s world-wide authority.
Super Doctor, you're not allowed to say "g".
One of the symptoms that trouble prisoners in prisons is "g".
Why "g" all of a sudden?
"g"'s world-wide authority.
Super Doctor, you're not allowed to say "g".
Out!
Did you do it?
Yeah.
Nice face, huh?
Oh, nice!
"g"'s world-wide authority.
With the help of Super Doctor Hideaki Ohnoshi, many patients visit us today as well.
Next patient, please come in.
Oh, he's here.
Not only prisoners, but also animals that are being raised visit Super Doctor.
Azura-san, come over here a little more.
You're heavy.
Come over here a little more.
Come over here a little more, Benz-kun.
Benz-san, Endo, Hamada, out!
Wow, you're good.
You look good.
That's scary.
Yeah, that's scary.
That kind of voice comes out, doesn't it?
Is this medicine... Can I put my hand in it?
Um...
Ah...
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
What...
This is...
The best I've ever...
Amazing!
It's tough!
Ouch!
It's too painful!
Next one, please!
Please!
Of course, he also treats his patients.
Let me see.
What?
*cough cough*
You're amazing.
Ouch!
You're like Ultraman's frog.
Matsumoto, Endo, Kautaro...
Don't say Matsumoto!
It broke down!
Excuse me!
You should have watched Ultraman's frog...
...
Can you not do this to me?
End!
Tanaka!
Ouch!
My stomach!
The smell of Kontakannen...
It really...
Stings...
That was tough.
End!
Onishi's treatment continues.
That was tough.
It was...
It was crazy.
It was a crazy era.
The five men were suffering from the man of their dreams.
The last one is...
A big escape that you should never be surprised about.
Wow!
End!
Five people failed to escape, but ended in failure.
I'm a goalkeeper, but I'm not tired of it!
I got it! I got it!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Are you okay?
I got it! I got it!
That's all for "Never Laugh at All"
And the ending is...
Good morning. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
It's "WOLF".
It's a rock band that represents Japan that we didn't know about.
The base song is...
How will this famous song be reborn?
Four people see the prepared lyrics for the first time.
I'm curious about it.
I'm really curious about it.
By the way, everyone, on December 31st, our show...
What the ears see.
That's right.
We eat a lot of hard disks.
That's right.
Then, please listen to the complete ending song.
I didn't do it.
But forever and ever...
The five of us in prison...
Every time I'm bored, I make D worry
Every time I think of it, it hurts
The comedy shop of the laughing duo
Is full of you and Rola's fake jokes
When you're in a hurry in the air
Okada's "wow" soothes your baldness
While listening to the chief's true feelings
You blow out your comedy dress
I don't want to see your ugly macho
I hope you don't take off your mask
I don't want to see your crooked butt
I hope you don't have a butt, baby
I'm glad I like you
I hope you say "yes" until you die
I'm glad I met you
I'm glad we're in a rice shop forever and ever...
All the good girls are in love with me
Really, say it out loud in my head
But after all, girls who come and go
Only have matcha in their hearts
Kizana Kiyoshi starts singing
Tokuma dances all day
Always playing with his friends
Mimada baby!
Kokan!
Come here! Oh yeah!
I'm glad I drank water
The panties that Ebisu was wearing forever and ever
Dosukoi!
I'm glad you stuck them on me
Like this forever and ever
In the back road far away
It's autumn, baby, baby
Stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, oh yeah
I'm glad my body is clean
Until I die, forever, forever
Naked and happy, cheers!
I'm glad I was able to escape
This year too, finally, finally
I'm glad I was able to grow old
As it is, forever, forever
Laughing and happy, cheers!
I didn't have a big injury
As it is, forever, forever
With five kids
How do you like it?
It's kind of fresh
It reminds me of when I made and sang "Banzai"
This program was brought to you by Nissan Automobile and sponsors.
How did you like it?
It's amazing
We couldn't put it in
There were quite a lot
What do we do with this?
He said "Yama-chan" at the end
I think it's too old
I see
Thank you for your support this year
You're getting funny
I'm not getting funny
You're getting funny
This is a bad face
This face is a bad face
It's like looking at me when I was young