AISubs v3.4
The five buses will go to the prison's experiment facility.
Is this the place?
Experiment facility.
Yes.
There's a robot.
Experiment...
Robot.
There are three of them.
Is there such a thing in this day and age?
Human rights are important.
Yes.
Human rights are important.
I told you.
Yes.
This time, I thought so, too.
Human rights are important.
I'm just going home.
I'm just doing it for a long time.
Why do you look like that?
Shut up!
I'm not laughing.
Shut up.
But you shouldn't take what people say.
I'm not laughing.
Ouch!
It hurts, but it hurts.
I know.
It's disgusting.
Is it flying?
What?
What is this?
It's a bullet.
Who is it?
It's a bullet.
Excuse me.
Out!
Get up properly.
Who is it?
Ouch!
You weren't scared, were you?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
What is it?
Kaoru! Kaoru!
What is it?
Does it hurt?
I'm sorry, but...
Stop it!
Kaoru...
Please, don't get involved with me.
But... but I...
I told you!
Five years ago...
I was betrayed by a man who promised me marriage.
I swore I wouldn't love anyone anymore.
So...
Don't get involved with me!
That's why...
I... I...
Are you afraid of me?!
Are you really afraid of me?
Are you afraid of...
That golf idiot's acting skills?
I'm glad I was chosen as the main character of "Bath Jack", but...
...the play was so ugly that it ended up like a recovery play.
I'm afraid of that ugly play.
I... I... I won't do...
...such ugly plays!
I... I... I won't do...
...such ugly plays!
I... I... I won't do... I won't do... I won't do such ugly plays!
The movie was released on DVD after that and it was popular, but...
...it ranked 4805th in Amazon's DVD popularity rating!
The DVD has the best purchase price of 31 yen!
I... I... I... I... I... I... I won't do...
...such ugly plays!
Because... because I love you!
- On the other hand... - ZUN!
- That was ZUN. - That was ZUN.
- Is there such a thing? - That's a problem.
- Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! - Ouch!
- I see, you're a popular actor. - Katsurou-san!
- You don't know me that well... - That's why...
- That's why I... - Hey, are you scared?!
- Are you really scared? - Yes, I am.
- Are you scared of Tsukkomi Gorilla's hallway? - What?!
- While recording the special version... - Huh?!
- As usual... - Huh?!
- The moment I tried to scratch my arm...
- I completely wet my a**! - I'm scared of Dorian's hallway in the middle of the station! - Huh?! - I... - I won't wet my pen during the performance! - Hey, hey, hey... - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard one more thing! - Dorian's... I called a colleague and... - Even though it's a hidden show of my own show... - I'm completely absorbed in other shows' shows! - I suddenly head for them and... - You know...
- They say that my eyes are sparkling and... - My face is shiny and... - I bit my cheek and... - The poison of my lips...! - I was like this! - What's with you?! - Can you say that again?! - No way! - Ouch! - It's hard to say something like that...
I'm scared! I'm scared of that funny muscular idiot.
Recently, when I did a special feature about a certain beauty, I also had high blood pressure.
I was worried that it must be a disease, and as a result of going to the hospital in a hurry, I was told to put on too much muscle.
I'm afraid of that muscular strength.
I... I don't put on muscle that raises blood pressure!
You like it, don't you?
Yes, that's right.
What?
I went to the gym and ran for 30 minutes to warm up my body, and I couldn't use my favorite equipment for the next exercise, so I went to another gym and ran for another 30 minutes to warm up my body again.
I don't put on that kind of muscle!
You like it, don't you?
When my junior asked me what I wanted the most now, I sighed and sighed.
That's right.
I got what I could get with money, so I thought, "Hmm, I guess I still have time left."
I don't want to hear that!
What are you talking about?
I don't want to hear it!
You're the only one who has money!
That's right!
You're the only one who has money!
You're heavy!
Please!
No!
Ouch!
Mr. Tatsuro, don't say that about me!
That's right!
So please let me say it!
Marry me!
You're scary!
What?
You're scary!
You're not funny no matter when you die!
You're scary and you can't marry an old man who's 70 years old!
You're wrong.
You have a point.
You're stupid!
Matsumoto!
Hamada!
Kosei!
Haruto!
You're not funny!
You're right!
Mr. Tatsuro, I'm sorry!
He got off.
He is tough.
He looks like Kojiro Sasaki.
Kojiro Sasaki.
I won't die!
Because I love you!
Because I will make you happy!
Tatsuro!
So this is it!
Kojiro Sasaki.
He is tough!
He is a famous actor.
Ouch!
Wow!
I was surprised!
There is only a short bus ride left.
The experiment facility is approaching.
Hey, Mr. Unihara!
Let's go non-stop!
We will be there soon!
We are almost there!
Gars-u-Chloritari Central Prison.
The surveillance system experiment facility.
Wow!
This is bad!
I'm hungry!
We are here! Let's go!
Wow!
No way!
This is Gars-u-Chloritari Central Prison's latest surveillance system experiment facility.
I'm hungry!
Wow!
It's wide!
Wow!
Everyone, first of all, can you change into the clothes for the experiment?
Before the experiment, five people are made to change into clothes that are easy to move in.
The experiment content of the surveillance system that even the escaped criminals cannot escape is...
Everyone, are you ready?
Then I will guide you to the experiment site, will you follow me?
It looks like it will be tested.
Even at the point of stretching...
During the experiment...
Wow!
It's white!
Wow!
It's sad.
This is no good.
This is...
Is it true?
Yes, it's true.
Then, everyone, this is the experiment we are going to do now!
Is it here again this year?
It's here.
This is too wide.
Is it this?
You can laugh now, but there is a black demon that will monitor you from now on, so when you are caught by it, you will be punished.
Why do we have to be punished?
Also, if it was just you guys, I thought the picture would be dirty and you wouldn't have it, so I'm calling a super big star.
It's this person!
Is it true?
Is it here?
Is it true?
Wow!
Is it here?
Wow!
What a troublesome man!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...
Happy Merry Christmas!
Happy New Year!
What a bad way of saying it!
What a big face!
I like it!
What a bad way of saying it!
It wasn't that bad, though.
OK, everyone.
First of all, one of you will be locked up in a transparent room over there.
And the other five will...
This...
You're cute.
Am I cute?
Oh, he's gone.
I'm so tired.
I'm really tired.
You're so muscular.
Why me...
Three demons appear at the same time.
And as ten minutes pass...
There are more and more of them.
Passing through those demons' surveillance cameras, finding the room's key, and rescuing their comrades will make the experiment a success.
I'm going to announce who's going to be locked up.
Matsumoto! It's you!
Yeah, it's me.
You're joking, right?
I'm not joking.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm not joking.
No, no, I'm serious.
What are you doing?!
I hate you!
But if you open the room with the wrong key, Matsumoto will be severely punished on the spot.
So everyone, please use the real key to lock the room.
We don't need it.
Matsumoto will be locked up.
He can't go out until he is rescued.
Finally, the big escape begins.
Experiment, start!
I did it!
Suddenly! Suddenly! Suddenly!
I did it! I did it!
Good! Good! Good!
Good! Good! Okay! Okay!
I got you!
Okay! Okay! Okay!
I got you!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Matsumoto-san, you are in trouble.
I did it! I did it!
There are so many!
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wait!
Wait! Wait!
Wow! Two of them!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I did it! I did it!
You are so bad!
This is the worst!
There are so many!
What is written there?
Butt pad!
You are pretty fast!
What's wrong with you?
You will be caught, Toshia-san!
Toshia-san!
You are caught, Toshia-san!
What's wrong with you?
- Who are you? - Toshia is caught!
Full swing
Ouch
My butt hurts
What happened?
My slippers hurt so much
It was full swing
Ouch
Let's look for it
My butt hurts
This is ...
This is how you do it
Hey
Ouch
What happened?
I don't know
You're so ...
Ouch
Stop it
What happened?
Help me
You're completely covered
What? What are you aiming for me?
What? No! Wait!
Don't give up! Don't give up!
Sweet! Good, good, good!
That was sweet!
That name is perfect!
Yes, it is!
Unstoppable push-up rush!
Five people can't even take a break.
I'm tired. I don't know what to do.
No! Wait! Wait! Wait!
He's caught! He's caught!
He's caught!
He ran away.
What are you talking about?
You can't run away!
You were happy you couldn't catch me.
You caught me.
Surveillance experiment. Ten minutes have passed.
It was so long!
What is this?
Hey!
Do something!
What is that?
What was that?
It's too big!
Wow! It's in the way!
It's going to be exposed soon!
It's too big!
Can you do it?
No, I can't.
What is this?
It's going to be exposed soon!
It's using that sphere!
It's too big!
Do what you can't say!
It's like hell!
There are many doors in this passage!
Let's go!
Can we go in?
It's too loud!
Look inside!
I hope a demon won't come!
I can always be my friend like this!
If a demon comes from over there!
But you haven't eaten yet!
Hey, stop it!
I'm not kidding!
I'll do it for you!
I can't do it twice!
I'll do it!
See?
I'm going to do it again!
You!
You, move!
Ouch!
Wait!
I'll do it!
Wait!
This is bad.
That car is terrible.
It's blocked.
Hey, Yama-chan.
Who is it?
You said it too, didn't you?
What?
It's still black.
You are...
Watch out!
What's wrong with you?
You have to stop it.
What's wrong with you?
It's because of you that I got hit twice.
Shut up!
It's because of you that I got hit twice.
Shut up!
It's because of you that I got hit twice.
See?
It's because of you.
Maybe they're up to something.
Maybe it's Yama-chan or Tanaka.
You know, right?
If you say it like that, it's all of you.
Take the key!
Can you give me the key?
It's in the treasure box.
Is it there?
It's there!
Wait!
I'll open it!
Okay.
I did it.
Thank you.
With this...
I got it!
It's a key!
Let's go!
Okay.
Wow!
Let's help them!
Yama-chan, you're in the way.
That's right!
I'm trying to lure them in!
You're pretty good at this.
I'm getting used to it.
You're noisy!
Hurry up!
Okay!
Please open it!
Eh? Eh? Eh?
It's too thick! It won't change!
It's sweet! No, no!
Yeah!
Did you have fun?
I wanted to see you in person!
I love you very much!
Ah, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'll make it even better!
I'll put in some chita!
I haven't said chita yet!
Okay!
You! You!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'll make it really good!
I'm sorry!
The key is quite hard!
No, no! This is hard no matter how many times you do it!
Right?
No, please, hurry up!
I'm sorry!
Can you do it one more time?
Eh?
Maybe...
It won't stop!
This way...
No!
Someone, for now...
Put it in!
Eh? What is it?
It can't be helped!
Eh? What is it? At this timing?
What is it?
I don't know!
Someone had a bad timing!
No, at this timing...
It takes time!
What is it?
It can't be helped!
What is it?
Someone had a bad timing!
I'm sorry!
It can't be helped if you made a mistake!
Well, well...
Maybe Toshiya had reversed it!
I'll do it!
It'll go in! It'll go in for sure!
It'll go in!
It'll go in for sure!
Put it in!
No, I'm sorry, but...
It's the same thing as before...
I don't think of it in one way or another...
It's because I did it earlier...
I didn't know...
It doesn't go in...
It went in!
It's because of the smell...
It's about time!
[Laughter]
30 minutes of monitoring tests have passed.
Please resume your work.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Wait! Wait!
Come in!
Wait! Wait!
30 minutes of monitoring tests have passed.
The Great Omni.
Tanaka-kun, Tanaka-kun, come here for a second.
Come here for a second.
What are you doing?
Come here for a second.
Father, what are you doing?
This is Omni's law.
What is it?
Tanaka-kun, Tanaka-kun.
Father, please wait for a second.
What is Engleche doing?
What is it Father?
Father, this is she always helping us.
But we help you, too.
Shoulders, pelvis and thighs are supported.
Yes.
They have gradually jointed as a joke, right?
Yes, it has been 22 years.
22 years?
Yes, it has been 22 years.
Thank you very much for grafting.
Yes, that's it.
And I heard that you and Okamura-san have a lot of work in movies.
It seems like you make a lot of money in movies.
It's me.
Thank you in advance for the girl.
At this time...
I'm sorry.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
Thank you.
Goodbye.
Be careful.
I found an A-item.
I can use this.
What?
I got it!
I did it!
I got a bullet.
Really?
Yes.
What are you talking about?
Well...
Emanuel...
Ah!
I'm sorry!
We got it!
That's good!
Why?
That demon...
You got rid of it?
There's a demon that picks it up.
I see!
Really!
Where did Tanaka go?
Tanaka is being bullied in his room.
Really?
Tanaka!
Toshi-chan...
Tanaka is screaming in his room!
I told you so.
What's wrong?
Ah!
No, no!
- Are you okay? - Ah, it's not me.
- It's not you? - Yes.
I'm sorry.
He's mean, right?
I don't know why he's clinging to me.
Wait a minute.
I'm hungry.
- I'm hungry. - I'm hungry.
I'm thirsty.
I feel like drinking tea.
How many times are you going to stand up?
There's nothing to do.
You like it, don't you?
It's a different flower.
He's being sucked in.
I haven't seen Tanaka.
Tanaka is in his room.
When?
Now.
Now?
He must have been here.
Look.
Where have you been? I've been looking for you.
Excuse me.
I've been looking for the key.
Tanaka.
What are you talking about?
You've been looking for the key?
I've been looking for the key.
That's good.
Tanaka.
Can you move a little?
What?
Can you move a little?
Yes, sir.
Hanakano!
Excuse me. Thank you for your help.
Thank you for your help.
Please have a seat.
Thank you for your help.
Not at all.
Thank you for your help for over 20 years.
Not at all.
You seem to be angry.
No, it's okay.
I've never massaged you before.
No, no, no.
You've heard of me, haven't you?
Yes, yes.
Excuse me.
Yes?
You and I seem to get along well.
Oh, yes, yes.
I'd like to ask you something.
Yes?
You're on "Hillanus", aren't you?
Yes, I am.
It's hard for me to get involved with you.
No, it's not like that.
You're on "Smiley", "KenKen" and "Andro".
Oh, really?
If you don't mind, I'd like to tell you something.
No, not at all.
We get along well.
Really?
Yes, we work well together.
You do?
Yes, yes.
Well, I'd like you to say something.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
It's fun every year.
I'm sorry.
What is it?
Kyoto.
What is it?
You and your family.
What?
You're trapped.
You can't move.
What do you mean?
He was screaming in the building.
You're talking about that, aren't you?
That's right.
What?
He's lying.
You were there, weren't you?
You weren't there, were you?
You were there, weren't you?
Don't say that.
Let's find the key.
We're out of water.
They're really easy to trap.
They're easy to trap.
Easy, easy.
You're kidding me.
This is dangerous.
What's going on?
What happened?
Key, key, key
Wait
He found the key
They found a new key and went back to Matsumoto
Let's go
We'll be fine this time
Hurry up
Let's go
This way
It's different from the beginning
Will it fit?
It won't fit
It doesn't fit at all.
It doesn't work.
It still doesn't work.
This one is also long.
It's long.
It's working!
I licked my nose.
Hurry up!
50 minutes later...
Behind the cloud...
What?
I didn't know at all.
What?
What is it?
It was amazing.
What is it?
I'm scared.
It's coming.
What is it?
Stay still!
- Hey, what are you doing? - Wow, this is scary.
- I'm going to laugh! - Huh?
- Wow, wow, wow! - I'm going to do it!
- What is that? - What is that?
- Huh? - Just stay still!
- Hey! - Alright!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Huh?
- Wow!
My voice isn't coming out.
This is serious.
Your voice isn't coming out.
Monitoring experiment. 60 minutes have passed.
It's somewhere.
If it's not somewhere, it's weird.
What is it?
Something is coming.
Dangerous.
I don't like it.
I really don't like it.
Stop it!
I don't like it.
It says "dangerous".
It's my first time to hear it like that.
It says "dangerous".
How dangerous is it?
Yama-chan, you're too excited.
It's dangerous.
What are you going to do?
A bonnet?
Is it thin?
That's why it's dangerous.
I can't cut it.
It's really dangerous.
Wait a minute.
It's not made-to-order.
It's made-to-order.
Is it like this?
Really?
You can do it!
I'm sorry.
It's not "I'm sorry".
I'm sorry.
I understand.
Thank you very much!
I can't see it.
What?
I was surprised.
I see.
Hey!
Tanaka!
He's crying.
I can't see his face.
Was it that funny?
He's crying.
It's true.
It's a lie.
I hate it.
Let's look for the key.
There is no key anywhere.
There is no key.
It's the key everyone is looking for.
But I left it in my pocket.
Will you bite me?
I will not bite you.
I won't bite you.
Let's go.
Why did you climb up?
What's wrong with you?
There was a huge explosion.
Hurry up!
Finally, they rescued Matsumoto.
The experiment was successful.
Good job!
We still have a lot of things to do.
We still have a lot of things to do?
Don't say that.
After the dramatic experiment,
the five of them went back to the prison.
Everyone,
we will wait here for now.
We will wait here for now.
We are back.
It's written here.
Look.
It's written here.
Well, that's right, it's like that every time.
Do we have to answer this?
It's a story that we have to open it sooner or later, isn't it?
It's written from this side, so let's say it from this side, right?
Yes.
Then I'll go.
Yes.
I'll say it from the bottom of my heart.
Yes.
Let's go.
Yes, it came out suddenly.
Yes, it came out.
Oh, you see, it came out.
It came out.
It's still there, it's still there.
There was a pattern like this in the past.
We know everything.
Hey, hey, I don't like this at all.
I really don't like it.
I'm really worried about Endo.
I've heard that he hasn't been doing anything lately.
If something happens, I really don't like it as a person.
What are you talking about?
There's nothing, right?
Really.
I really don't like it.
I'm confident in it.
We know everything.
Can I say it?
We know everything.
Wow, this is really...
Wow, is this for real?
Wow, I really don't like it.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, hey!
A few days ago, Endo spent a night in Osaka.
His partner was...
Hey! Wait a minute!
It's Osaka!
Matsumoto, Tanaka, out!
Hey, Endo!
Hey!
Hey! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Ouch!
Ah, this is bad.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Are you okay?
Endo, out!
Matsumoto, Tanaka, out!
Hey!
Sorry, I said bad things again.
Hey!
Ah, this is bad.
Endo, you're okay, right?
Winner, loser, winner, loser, loser...
I was told only bad things!
Hey!
Osaka!
No, no, no!
Osaka is...
Osaka's reaction is weird.
If it's not Osaka, it's fine.
No, no.
First of all, Osaka and...
You've been going there lately, right?
I go there every week.
I don't go there for food.
I go there with my staff.
You go there for food?
I do.
I go there with my staff.
Is there a woman in your staff?
Yes, there is a woman in my staff.
But...
Why?
No, why?
Why I say so many times in a year?
I'm embarrassed.
Ouch!
I'm serious.
It's not "why".
You look great, you know?
You're awesome!
I'm sorry.
Kieeeeeee!
Don't...
Can you cut it out?
I said cut it out!
Cut it out!
I've had enough of this!
Can you not return it?
No way!
I'm begging you!
Cut it out!
Sorry, sorry!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
No way! I always get trauma on my front sickness!
You're not young anymore!
I'm sorry!
What was it again?
O...oh...what...what was it?
I...I don't even remember it anymore!
Ohohohoho!
That was a save!
No way!
Ohohohoho!
You remembered it!
Yeah, I remembered it.
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
I won't forget it.
You idiot!
Let's not do anything.
It's fine if we don't do anything.
Show me the beginning.
Then you'll know what happened in the beginning.
I don't think it has anything to do with this world.
It's a closed bag.
What is this?
Everything about adults.
Yoshimoto, Beini, and Wacky were exposed.
Wacky?
Everything about Osaka at night.
Endo spent his life with an adult beauty.
Is there anything left?
Are you serious?
There's nothing left.
Hey, hey.
Is it Wacky?
Can I say it?
I have no choice but to say it.
You have no choice but to say it.
He was carefully put on a bondi until he won.
Bondi?
Here I go.
You're good.
Here I go.
Huh?
Everyone, out!
Your father and he are out!
Endo is Endo.
Endo is a senior of Yakiniku restaurant.
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! What is this?
Endo and G are interested in Shinya's Yakiniku date.
Oh, my father and mother-in-law.
It's a picture like that.
But I'm glad.
I'm glad.
No, it's not like that.
For a moment, I thought it was Endo's father's picture.
But it's not, is it?
Mother and mother and mother.
Father and son.
It's messed up.
It's said normally.
Endo is a senior of Yakiniku restaurant.
But I'm glad.
I'm relieved.
I can trust you again.
It's good.
You can take as much as you like.
That's right.
But I'm really glad.
It's not me.
It's about father and mother.
I'll go.
Yes.
Why can't you open it?
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
Yes, it's a locker series.
Wow!
Locker.
It's one.
Locker.
Number seven.
Let's go.
It's over there.
Is it a little bigger?
It's big.
Yes, it is.
Oh!
Wait a minute.
Is it one?
I knew it.
Yes, it is.
Oh, it's you two.
I knew it.
Yoshimoto, Kyosei, Rendo, Tanaka, Aoki.
I see, I see.
You have a different expression.
Wow, you have a different smile.
Ouch!
You have that face, don't you?
You have a different expression.
Sometimes you smell.
You are amazing.
OK, we're done.
If you want, we can do it one more time.
Yes, let's face this way.
Who is that?
If this had been possible 20 years ago, what would you do?
Would you say "this is getting closer"?
I fooled you.
Here we go.
What's this?
There's some kind of envelope in it.
Like a banknote.
A banknote?
Well, well, well, well, well...
Ah, OK. That's it.
Ah, this envelope and...
Yes, this is the question.
Huh?
It's a question.
Huh? No, it's not a question.
It says "OK" here.
Huh? "OK"?
It said "OK" just now.
Huh? "OK"?
See?
Laugh and say 'OK' for ten minutes.
Huh?
If you use this card, only those who have it can laugh and say 'OK' for ten minutes.
If you use it, you can laugh and say 'OK' for ten minutes.
Declare it.
Huh? What's this?
What does it mean?
I see.
So if you say "declare it" for ten minutes...
No, if you say "from now on", it means "for ten minutes", right?
Huh? That's really good.
Well, it's really good.
It's really good.
It's because of your ordinary personality.
Is it still okay to use it?
You don't have to use it. It's not such a situation.
That's really good.
Right?
It's good.
Then, Yama-chan.
Yes.
Oh, Yama-chan has one too.
There's something important.
A card.
It says "lucky day".
Huh? What is it?
This time's lucky...
Huh?
There's a lot.
What is it?
A special...
Oh, wait.
Number two.
None.
Wait.
Then I'll start with the card.
Is it okay to use it for ten minutes?
What?
Well, if you use this card and you can't use it, then it's okay to use it for ten minutes.
I see.
Oh.
Oh, you're right about that.
That's true.
It's true.
It's a bit funny.
Well, well, well.
Let's do it at the end, then.
That's right.
So, Tanaka, you did it.
Yes.
I also did it in that pattern.
Let's do it at the end.
Wow, again.
No, I also thought there would be another one.
No, there are two each year.
That's true.
But I don't think it's that way anymore.
Maybe it is.
Tanaka is already in the DVD...
Oh!
No way!
It's mine.
What?
Can I laugh?
What's in it?
It's the next card.
Oh, it's not in it.
What?
I'll open it.
The DVD will be released later.
Punishment...
Punishment card!
Wow, that's really good!
That's good!
That's the best!
That's good!
If you use this card, only those who have the card will punish you.
If you use it, please declare that you will use the punishment card.
Wow!
That's really good!
That's good!
That's really good!
Yes, it is!
This is a lucky card!
Right?
Compared to me, I don't think it's a big deal.
No, but...
I don't know how it starts!
It's not difficult to start from scratch.
I don't know what it means.
I'll use it!
You're just whispering.
No, I'll use it!
I'll use it!
I'll use the "whisper OK" card for 10 minutes!
"Whisper OK" card has been activated for 10 minutes.
Alright!
"Whisper OK" for 10 minutes, starting now!
So it's just you, right?
It doesn't change after 5 minutes.
It doesn't change.
I know that.
But I've seen you use it.
Why?!
I'm not trying to save you...
I'm just telling you to attack me!
Matsumoto!
Kanada!
Tosei!
The rules are different!
Why?!
It's not like that!
I'm not saying anything weird!
I'm just telling you to do it!
Ouch!
I see, I see...
If you do it like Kokoriko...
It's fine, right?
That's right.
Just like that...
The last one on the DVD is better...
I see...
That's right...
Do you want to do it?
Do you want me to do it?
Look at me...
Matsumoto!
Ouch!
It's like me and Yamada losing...
That's right...
It's kind of weird...
That's right...
It's weird and it's funny...
That's good!
I just said it...
I just broke it...
Seriously...
But why?
But why...
Hey, look at me...
Matsumoto wins!
I won!
It's kind of weird...
But it's getting worse and worse...
That's right!
It's kind of weird...
It's amazing...
Why are you high-touching?
High-touching is bad.
High-touching is not good.
High-touching is bad.
When you are tired.
No, no. When you are tired, high-touching is...
That's not good.
Can you stop it?
The one who picked up the note said, "This is a secret passage through which I made the prison outside, which I spent ten years and months to complete."
The one who picked up this note said, "Use the secret passage and escape to the outside of the prison as soon as possible."
What does this mean?
It means to escape from the prison.
This happened before, didn't it?
Yes, it did.
It's the same song.
Let me think about it.
Please.
But there was nothing in the first one.
What?
You went over there and you were there.
Let me think about it.
Okay.
That's not it.
Matsumoto.
Kanada.
Endo.
Kanata.
Gassho.
I'm sure there's something like this.
I'm sure there is.
I did it before.
That's not it.
Ouch!
Yes, yes.
It's the same song.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
It's the same song.
Yes.
But the bathroom was different.
It was different.
Is it different?
Wait for me.
It's here.
Wait for me.
What?
This is terrible!
Wait for me.
What?
I...
I'm in trouble!
I can't believe it!
What? What?
A child...
What?
A child...
A letter, a letter... Read it.
His face looks like Hoose's.
He does look like Hoose.
Read it, read it.
Wait, wait.
It's totally different!
Wow!
It's totally different!
Can I hold him?
Yes, but...
His neck is still...
Yes, yes, yes.
It's painful, isn't it?
Can you hold him for me?
He's still young.
He's crying, he's crying.
He's crying.
Do you have tissues?
Yes.
Tissues?
Yes, we do.
His nose...
His nose is sticking out.
He's so cute!
He's really funny!
He's too funny!
It's annoying!
He's too funny!
Is he really funny?
He's cute, but...
Can you give me a tissue?
- He's crying a lot. - He's crying!
- Breasts! Breasts! Breasts!
Adamka, Adamka, Adamka...
Masuo-san, what does that letter say?
Can you...
Can you read it for me?
- Can you read it for me? - Can you read it for me?
You read it for me!
- Tanada Matsumoto out! - Why are you so hot?
- Hey, put it down! - You're a cheerful kid, aren't you?
- You're a cheerful kid, aren't you?
- Cheer up! - Ouch!
You're cute and cheerful.
Um...
For you, who is kind-hearted, please take care of her for a while.
She's a boy. Please give her a name and love her.
Well, I...
Akio...
- Akio... - Akio...
That's my dad's name, isn't it?
- Why did you give her your dad's name? - I was thinking of giving her one.
- You were thinking of giving her one? - Yes, if I could.
- Then, Akio... - Akio...
- It could be a coincidence, right? - Yes.
I'm not a talker at all, though.
- Talker OK. Five seconds until the end. - Oh, are you sure?
- Four, three... - Hey, you! Stop it! Hurry up and watch it!
- Two, one... - Hurry up and watch it!
- Zero. Please watch it. - Stop it.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
I can't do it.
I'm going crazy.
- You look like him. - He made me change my clothes.
- You look like him. - You look like Hosei's father.
- Am I in the way? - Yes.
- Are you okay? - I'm okay.
- This is the last DVD of Tanaka, right? - DVD.
- I heard you found a baby. - Yes.
- I'll take care of it. - Really?
- I'll take care of it. - Don't worry.
- I'll take care of it. - You look sad.
- I'll take care of it. - Don't say that.
- I'll take care of it. - I'll give you a name.
- Don't worry about it. - I'll shake it like this.
- Don't say that. - I'm going crazy.
- You're not a baby. - DVD.
- Are you going to buy it? - I don't have anything else.
- I can use that card. - Right.
- I'm not scared of DVD. - I'm not scared of hesitation.
I'm not scared of hesitation.
Next is "Gakikara-chan".
Today, after the ice bucket challenge,
we featured a popular challenge all over the world.
Please watch it.
The ice bucket challenge, which attracted celebrities from all over the world and became a sudden boom all over the world.
The boom began with overseas celebrities and spread to many ordinary people.
And now, a new challenge is moving all over the world.
That challenge is...
I've never seen such a great challenge!
Even in my own country, that's enough for me.
The ice thigh kick challenge!
Yes, the ice thigh kick challenge!
This world-running challenge began in Italy...
and then in Germany...
and then in Spain!
Now, this giant is walking around the whole country...
and kicking up to 4,674 ordinary people.
And now, it has landed in Japan!
And its target is...
W-w-what?! W-w-what?! W-w-what?! W-w-what?!
Just like the ice bucket challenge, this challenge will also lead to the next challenger.
Who will it be?!
What are you talking about?!
Who will it be?!
You're kidding me, right?!
Who will it be?!
The ice thigh kick challenge!
I'm the champion of Canada!
Wow!
No way!
Here it comes!
Come on!
Seriously!
Yama-chan, Yama-chan!
Don't move!
Yama-chan, stay still!
Stay still!
The ice cream is coming!
Who wants to go next?
Tamada!
Tamada's ice cream challenge!
I didn't know you'd come to me!
This ice cream has nothing to do with you!
Ehehehe!
No, no, no!
No, no, I had it in mind!
Rendou!
No, no, no!
This is hell, hell!
No, no, no!
Hell, hell, hell!
I am getting hungry!
Ow!
It's psychic.
Did you see?
Hamada's face.
It was scary.
It's been a while.
This face is a prophecy.
It's a prophecy!
I've never seen you so happy.
But if it wasn't for you, it wouldn't be like this.
Right?!
It's not decided yet.
Ouch!
I was like "what?"
Why not Tanaka?
Thank you.
Hamada-san was looking at me.
I didn't say he was looking at you.
I said he was looking at me.
You were the only one who could use this.
But it's not peace. You don't want peace. I think world peace is still a long way off.
I haven't finished my speech card yet, but you're calling me "sir".
Shut up!
- I thought it was that. - Kosei, out!
- Out! - Well, after this...
- I'm tired. - It hurts.
- This is...
It hurts!
But you didn't see Hamada's face when he got kicked, did you?
- No. - No, but...
- Was it there? - It wasn't there, but...
- It was there. - His face.
- His face.
I really thought it was that.
TATSUMOTO
- Tatsumoto! - Tatsumoto!
- I'm okay, right?! - Okay, okay, okay!
Endo, you...
I'll do it.
- It hurts. - I don't like this.
- You don't like it? - I don't like it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Kosei, you're wet. - Yeah.
I have a change of clothes in the next room, so I'll put it in the room.
How many times do you have to change?
You don't have to do that.
- I used it, though. - You're not nice.
- I used it, though. - You're not nice, after all.
Kosei's actions confused Echiro.
But it was only the beginning.
What is this?
At 4:45 p.m.,
he spent more than eight hours in prison.
It's scary.
Even when he was in prison,
he tried to replace me and Tanaka several times.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
There's that evil side of him.
- When he comes out. - Yeah.
But I don't have that face.
- No, this is... - No, no.
- It's true. - You'll be surprised.
No, that video...
- What's that? - I don't know.
What is it?
What are you doing?
What is it?
Can I do anything with it?
What are you talking about?
The tail of the shoulder...
Ouch!
The tail of the shoulder...
Can I do anything with it?
What is it?
It's not "what is it?"
To be honest, I don't want to do it.
It's this.
That's right.
When I thought of changing into this,
this was the only thing I had.
It's this.
It's definitely this.
I didn't have it.
Really.
I don't like this either.
I don't know what it means.
Ouch!
It's dirty!
It's dirty.
It's not yellowed.
It's yellowed.
It's full of evil.
It really is evil.
I don't like it either.
Why did you make it yellow?
It's yellowed.
From the beginning?
It's from the beginning.
I didn't like it.
It's full of evil.
Yes.
Can I say something?
Wow, that's tough!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
No! No!
End!
It's over!
No! No! No!
How do I eat this?
No, you can wear it, but there's nothing in it.
The nose here is yellow.
No, I don't like it at all.
But you're saying it now.
No, no, no.
You're saying it now.
No, no, no.
No, you can't say that.
No, you can't say it.
You can't say it.
You've come this far and you're saying it now.
See?
It's out.
No, it's fine.
But it's...
Right?
But it's not coming out.
It's not coming out at all.
It's finally started.
At the Gars Chlorbicary Center Prison,
there are model prisoners who have surprising craftsmanship and overwhelm other prisoners in their work.
This time, we will introduce such model prisoners.
This model prisoner, who used to be a glass craftsman,
took advantage of his craftsmanship in his glass work and dramatically increased his production speed.
Moreover, his sophisticated technology is like a latest type of robot.
He makes glass products in an orderly, accurate, and fast way.
And, no matter what you say, this model prisoner.
He is the most charismatic person in his work with his craftsmanship.
A model prisoner who has craftsmanship that you can't think of in common sense,
produces hit products just by living.
This time, we were able to show you the moment of birth of such a big hit product.
(Laughter)
(Squeak)
Live a wealthy life normally
Where do you make a big hit product?
Then
The model who stood up in a hurry
Trying to get up in the toilet
In fact, this is the moment of birth of a big hit product
(Squeak)
His crotch where he spent the night in the toilet
Has a big stain
Yes, this is called "mohanjii" among men and women
It is a proof of a big hit product
To commercialize the mohanjii-soaked breeze
Pick up
He is a mohanjii-soaked breeze
(Squeak)
Out! End!
Why did you let me do it?
I thought it was perfect
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
(Squeak)
I have a big stain in my butt
(Squeak)
Kosei, out!
(Squeak)
Out!
What was that?
Look back!
Ouch!
No, I can't do it.
Ebisujimi is tough.
Let me change properly.
Everyone is Ebisujimi.
Ebisujimi.
That's a little...
I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's tough, Ketsu.
Like this?
I wish I could borrow Tanaka's card.
No, no.
I can't do it.
I really can't do it.
If it comes again, I'll do it.
What will you do?
If Yamanaki's punishment comes again...
What do you mean?
The moment it comes,
I'll do it.
If it comes again...
I can't watch it.
It'll be different.
Yamanaki, out!
When it comes,
I'll stand up
and do it.
I'll do it.
It'll be different.
It'll be cold.
I'll do it next year.
I feel sorry for him.
I wish I could change.
But I don't have the experience.
If you say it seriously, I think you can do it.
No, I can't do it.
If I say it seriously,
I think you can do it.
I'll do it.
I can't let you do it.
I'm responsible, too.
We both are responsible.
We both are looking for Yamanaki.
Then, in the end...
Um, there are two episodes.
Huh?
This is a problem...
If only I could use Tanaka's card...
Can we try this again?
Oh, no...
No, no, no...
Because, um...
Even in "Mormot",
I was told "You human, you're evil, you're evil"...
I can only try this again...
No, but can you use it again?
Yes, you can use it again.
But you don't have any authority, do you?
No, I didn't write anything.
I didn't write anything.
The person himself...
Yes, you can use that card...
But it says "only those who have the card can use it"...
But if I don't have the card...
Because you can't use it anymore.
Yes, you can use it again.
No, but...
Can't we make it a rule...
That people can use it?
It's a little difficult for me to judge...
So...
Can we use it?
Can you laugh and adjust it for me?
Can you check it out?
If you do that, I'll laugh if you change it.
OK.
If you change it, I'll laugh.
You'll laugh and adjust it...
Plus...
Safety check.
I'll cover it.
OK, let's do that.
That's fine.
I've made a request for that.
Please apply for it.
I'm going to use the punishment card.
The punishment card has been activated.
I'm going to punish you.
Start.
Can we do it?
Punishment card...
But...
I've got the idea, can we do it?
OK.
But...
OK, let's do it.
Punishment card...
But...
- Let me go! - Let me go!
- How about this? - Yes.
- From here. - From here, from here, from here.
- Yes. - Yes.
- From here, from here, from here, from here.
Endo, Tanaka, Kanto...
It's not like that at all! What is this?!
It's a little heavy!
What is it?! It's a lie! I'm tired of lying!
It doesn't make any sense!
I'm tired of lying!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
It's scary...
It's not activated at all...
That's right...
It wasn't touched at all!
That means it's only for Tanaka...
That's right! That's what it means!
So...
That's right...
It's only for Tanaka...
That's right...
What about my butt?
It has nothing to do with it...
It touched my butt a little...
Matsumoto, out!
Hamada, out!
No way!
It's a lie!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
It's a lie!
It's 5 p.m. when the sun has started to set.
These five people are essential in prison life.
They work hard.
Can you sit in the back?
Yes.
Thank you.
From now on, everyone will work on putting these flyers in the envelope.
Everyone, do it seriously!
Yes.
Thank you.
Yes, sir!
Everyone, please put these flyers in the envelope.
Yes.
This is the wrong envelope.
Roger.
Please pass this flyer.
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a little thirsty right now.
I'm working on it now! Hang in there until it's over!
Yes.
That's quite a lot.
Ouch!
Huh? There's no water.
I'll go get some water.
(gulp)
Ouch!
He's a merlion.
Wow!
It was amazing!
Are you serious?
Hey! What are you doing?
Go away! Go away!
Wow!
Ouch!
You looked sad.
Ouch!
You guys also finish cleaning up and go to the next place.
You guys maintain your current work.
Yes.
You haven't done it at all.
It's empty.
It's over.
Bye-bye.
I'm sorry, but I can't help you.
(audience laughs)
I heard it, but I couldn't find it.
It's true.
I couldn't find it.
You'll find out.
It sounded weird.
Yes.
Ouch!
I couldn't find it.
Mose, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Why did you use it?
Was it that important?
Was the violin that important?
I think so.
Were you going to use it for something?
I think so.
What are you going to do with it?
Maybe you can't get it out of there.
I can't do it anymore.
He's back.
Is it possible for me to go back?
You're strong.
It's pretty hard.
But even if I go back...
Oh, I see.
I can't do it.
Why doesn't he notice me?
He hasn't escaped yet.
At 6 p.m., five people went back to the newcomer's room.
However...
Matsumoto has something on his mind.
I want to use that card, but I don't know when it will be activated.
That's true.
But it's big. It's ten minutes.
It's different to go somewhere and use it, isn't it?
It's different to use it when someone comes in, isn't it?
That's true.
Then I'll use it. It's a waste of time, so I'll use it.
Since I'm going to use it, I want you to enjoy it.
You made me laugh for ten minutes.
You said it like that.
I've become loose with you.
That's because...
When we were in Terranodon, I came alone a lot.
I don't know. I don't remember what I did.
Matsumoto-san said it all the time.
His originality is amazing.
"Laugh for ten minutes" OK card!
Activating!
"Laugh for ten minutes" OK card has been activated.
That's good. I can laugh now.
"Laugh for ten minutes" OK.
OK.
It's OK for me.
You can do anything for me.
I can laugh for you.
"Triceratops" is really...
Do you have it?
Yes, I do.
It's strange.
Triceratops
I don't remember what it was like.
It was like this.
Like this.
I was Mr. Suga.
I was Mr. Nakamura.
Mr. Nakamura.
Mr. Suga was like this.
Like this.
I was like this.
Pteranodon
Mr. Suga was like this.
I was like this.
I don't remember.
Triceratops
I don't remember.
Start!
Pteranodon
"Triceratops", "Triceratops"
Pteranodon
I don't remember what it was like.
I was stuck.
My face was stuck.
I don't remember it at all.
Really?
How did you do it?
You know, I was aiming for it just now.
I thought you were doing it more innocently.
But can I be that good now?
Start!
More!
Tanaka, Tosei, Endo, Tanaka, Taro!
What? What am I doing?
What is this?
Ouch!
Useless card!
Please!
Let's go!
Sorry!
Let's go!
Ready!
Go!
Oh!
Tanaka, Endo, Taro!
(Laughing)
Well...
I think you've regained your senses.
Yes, you've regained them.
I'm not sure if it's funny, but...
You're getting closer, right?
Well...
I practiced it once in Japan.
You care too much about what people think of you.
So practice outside once and come in with your own breath.
I think it's better like that.
So when you come in...
When you come in, you can scream.
I'll say goodbye to you and Tanaka over there.
I'll be there.
We don't have much time.
I'm not funny at all.
Think about what you're trying to do.
What was Tanaka's name?
Stegosaurus.
He's being attacked by a Stegosaurus.
Whether he lives or dies, he's doing it.
It hasn't been released yet.
What kind of stage is about to begin?
I laughed because you said, "Wow, this guy is serious."
It's a shock.
Thank you for your cooperation.
You, don't think about it. You, don't think about it.
What is it?
Ouch!
I'm disappointed.
I shouldn't have had this card.
Laughing is OK. Five seconds until the end.
End! End!
Three.
Two.
One.
Zero.
End.
I should have played a little more.
I'm disappointed.
I want ten more minutes.
I'm sorry.
I thought it would be OK if I played a little more.
I've always been a one-handed king.
If I played a different king over there, I would probably lose.
That's right.
A king is a king.
I thought it would be OK if I played a little more.
Play a different king over there.
You're telling me a lot.
Don't worry about it.
Let's go.
A king is a king.
Yes.
Please.
King!
King! King! King!
King! King! King! King!
King! King! King! King! King!
King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King
King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King
Matsuda! Endo! Matsumoto! Kosei!
- Do you want to do it? - If you're like that...
- Let's do it somewhere on stage. - Do it.
- Let's give ourselves a boost of energy. - Show your gratitude!
- What's up with you? - Show your gratitude.
- If we're like that, we'd do it somewhere on stage... - Do it.
Go for it.
Honestly, I myself don't have that many professionals out there that I can see.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You said it first.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You said it first!
I'll do it.
Matsumoto, Handa, Endo, Handa!
Stop it!
What's going on?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Who are you?
Handa!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Thank you!
Their life in prison lasted more than ten hours.
- This way. - This way.
The five of them visit relatives and friends.
- High school students in the back. - Yes.
- Everyone, listen carefully. - Yes.
Listen carefully...
Tomoki Dojima.
You have a visitor.
I have to be careful.
I have a feeling of the world.
- I have a feeling of the world. - I have a feeling of the world.
- I can show you my appearance. - I can show you my appearance.
Tomoki.
It's you.
It's been a while.
Are you different from Yasetan?
Are you a little more like Yasetan?
How is your wife?
She is doing fine.
Why do you look like that?
How is your young wife?
She is doing fine.
Young people these days are enthusiastic.
That's why we live.
It's like you.
When you were angry in the past...
I remembered what you used to say.
Once you carry it, you can't put it down halfway.
You are...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Hey!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I've been drinking in the middle of the night.
I don't like drinking too much.
When you come out of the car...
I don't want you to go far away.
What are you talking about?
But you are my life...
I won't say it anymore.
I won't say it.
You...
You made me a man.
You are me.
I'm nothing. I'm just a dickhead.
You are an idiot.
Tanaka! Kyosei! Matsumoto!
Out!
Ouch!
There are a lot of people.
Even though we are so close...
I feel so far away with this glass.
I want...
I want to touch your skin like silk.
I want you to hold me in your warm chest.
I want you to hold me like you hug me.
I want...
I want to touch your body.
Really?
You are not a dickhead.
Really?
You are not a dickhead.
Really?
You are not a dickhead.
I don't know you.
But I know you.
You are not a dickhead.
That's right, that's right, you're right.
It's a lie, isn't it?
What?
It's a lie!
I'm going to tell you my secret now.
Ah, I love you so much.
I love you.
I'm smiling with a hot kiss.
You're cold.
You're a liar.
I'm not the one who called you out.
Takehi!
You!
Out!
Ouch!