AISubs v3.4
The abyss of emotional greed.
At that moment, people shout out of fear.
The most powerful musical instrument user!
The series "Can't Laugh At It" is in a big hit this year!
Shut up!
Laughable viewers will of course challenge themselves with a super luxurious lineup!
I can't believe it!
Please!
A game battle brought together luxurious guests!
That Man's Head
We'll do it again this year!
"Oni Gokkou"!
Anyway, let's escape that fear again!
"Sonosuke ni Kanra MAX"!
This is it, right?!
An Olympic star's emergency landing!
"Oni no Ejikiri"!
I've never seen it before!
Escaping from prison!
This is bad!
Men's willpower!
No! I don't want it! I don't want it!
Once again this year, it's a six-hour showdown!
Obito vs Toshikoshi Special!
"We Must Not Laugh" Big Laugh 24 Hours!
Sing!
Once again this year, it's a showdown!
It's been nine years since Japanese TV has won an award on this show.
Yes, we won an award when we realized it.
This year, we want to end it with "Fushimi".
"Fushimi" is...
Hey, you!
Take my sword!
Go, Nagabusu!
Are you serious?
Yes.
Look at me.
"Look at me"?
I haven't looked at you yet!
If we end it here, we'll go home!
I feel sorry for you! You came all the way here to watch it!
I haven't looked at you yet!
Since we're here, let's go!
Let's go!
Matsumoto-san, please act like you're in a video!
I'm in a video!
Go! Go! Go!
It's started!
Matsumoto-san
When the sun rises and the sky turns red,
the trees in the forest warmly welcome the men.
I want you to increase the number of people.
Not five people?
Not five people, but about 60 people.
I think it's okay for you to do it alone.
What are you talking about?
That's good.
But it's not "but".
I can see it, but you say it so much.
Is it true?
You're smiling.
You say it so much, but you're smiling.
You do it alone.
Let's go home and wait here.
What is this?
It's cold.
It's been cold since today.
It's always cold in this season.
I want to go home.
It's always foggy.
It's really foggy.
I hate fog.
It's really foggy.
I hate fog.
(Chanting)
It's foggy.
(Chanting)
What are you eating?
Hey, hey!
A local cheerleader has come back to cheer for you.
How are you...
How are you doing?
Please say something.
I think he farted.
Matsumoto, how are you doing?
He said "fight! fight!" so many times.
Maybe it led to Hamada-san's fart.
Cheerleading cheers led to Hamada-san's fart.
I can't enjoy it at all.
Fart...
It's funny.
Matsumoto's bokeh is really bad.
What are you saying?
Please say something.
Anyway, we'll do it again this year.
Yes.
This year's theme is "prison".
Prison?
Prison guards.
Yes.
Are we guards?
For the next 24 hours, you'll spend your life in prison.
Why?
Why are we guards?
You're weird!
This time, you'll spend your life in prison for 24 hours.
Why are we guards?
Why?
You said you'd spend your life in prison, but you don't have a school.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Please change your clothes.
Will you listen to me?
You're talking about your own script.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'll prepare it for you.
Will you listen to me?
My back hurts, too.
So, you'll change into clothes suitable for prison life.
Are you ready?
Let's start with Matsumoto.
You have strong muscles.
I don't know why I'm in prison, but I can't be popular, can I?
He said you can't be popular.
You're a superman, aren't you?
I'll never say that.
Okose.
Matsumoto.
You're so small.
You look like Kameshibu Jizo.
Kameshibu Jizo...
Endo.
You're still a man.
Thank you.
Good.
You look like Sugi Ryotaro.
Thank you.
Tanaka.
Thank you.
You're still a man.
You look like Nyoro Nyoro.
Nyoro Nyoro...
Hamada.
It's hard for me to understand.
You don't know that, do you?
Please forgive me.
Please say no!
I'm always like this.
I look like this as soon as I enter the room.
Please be healthy.
What can you do about it?
I can't do anything about it.
The rules for this time are extremely simple.
During a 24-hour prison life, no matter what happens, you must not laugh.
If you laugh, you will face severe punishment.
That's all.
Everyone, the prison bus is arriving soon, so let's get on it.
Let's go.
The meaning of being captured...
That's right.
Speaking of which...
This...
It's heavier than I thought.
What? Are you kidding me?
It's true.
It's a little heavy.
It's really heavy.
It's true!
It's really heavy.
It's about five times heavier than I thought.
That's right.
It's finally time for the beginning.
Naturally, I feel more nervous.
No, no, no.
I'm jealous.
If you're jealous...
I'm jealous.
...you should have a guide.
Why is it a bus?
It's here.
It's a normal bus.
It's a normal bus, but it's heavy.
Then it's not that heavy.
That's right.
It's not heavy enough to make a mess, right?
That's right.
It's here.
Gars-Kurobikari Central Prison (Gars-Kurobikari Central Prison)
This is the name of the prison you're going to.
Gars-Kurobikari Central Prison (Gars-Kurobikari Central Prison)
Gars-Kurobikari Center Prison (Gars-Kurobikari Center Prison)
Black and yellow buses with dangerous bodies
Aiming for the center prison
It's a start where you can't laugh from getting on this bus
It's already starting, isn't it?
Well, I have to get used to Mr. Hammer
That's right
I'm not used to it
Get used to it
Well then, Mr. Hammer, please get on it
Please, it's starting
It's scary
Close it
Close it, Mr. Hammer
It's already starting
Why?
I'm already on it
Why are you still on it?
I'm already on it
I want to get off it
I'm already on it
That's right
I'm already on it
I haven't even started yet
I'm already on it
It's fun to get on it naturally
Yes!
I'm already on it
Get used to it
I'm already on it
Let's go
It would have been better if you had really closed it
Anyway, it would have been better if you had really closed it
All right
It's already
It's already over, Chairman
Aiming for the center prison, the bus departs
What awaits ahead of us?
It's unforgivable to laugh anymore
The air surrounding the bus is heavy
However, the laughable people are mercilessly attacked by 5 people
Please check it out
Happy Pocket's
Isn't it really fast?
Really?
Is it fast?
Wait a minute
Are you okay?
You look like you've been hit
Are you okay?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Are you okay?
This program is a new program on Saitama Hatsudatsu TV
It's the first shooting
I don't know, we did it properly
If another person comes, I'll say it again
If you don't do it properly, we won't do it
Another person?
It's not that, it's this one, it's this bus
It's this one, it's this bus
(laughter)
Let's stop casting games, let's stop casting games!
Let's stop doing that in casting games, we can't help it if we are awake!
This is terrible!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Stop it, my back hurts!
Ah, it hurts!
No, no, it's like a casting game...
No, no, like a normal...
It's amazing!
No, no. Mr. Niigaki, Matsuko Niigaki's journey on a local bus.
This show is about a famous woman and a composer who travel only by line bus.
Yes, but you know...
You know Mr. Tagawa and Ms. Ebisu's "Pakuri" show on TV?
That's no good, isn't it, Mr. Niigaki?
That's right.
I don't touch other people's works.
What's that?
What's that, really?
What's that?
Ouch!
You're moving too much.
It's fine.
Since it's a TV show, we need a certain amount of "journey happening".
"Happening", you say...
How do you make it happen?
So, I'd like you two to make it happen for me.
How do you do it?
We're preparing for it.
Could you show me how you do it?
All right.
First of all, how about this?
What's that?
This.
It's a "bilibili" machine.
You put this on your face and say "tourist spot introduction".
With this "bilibili" mechanism, viewership goes up.
It's not that easy.
What do you think, Mr. Niigaki?
I think it'll go well.
What do you think, Mr. Niigaki?
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's try it once. Since it's a rehearsal.
Three, two...
This time we came to Tochigi Prefecture, which has Nikko Island and Nikko Mountain Forest Farmland.
We will explore various historical sites in Tochigi Prefecture.
Let's do it.
(Historical Site)
Excuse me.
(Historical Site)
Ouch! Ouch!
(Historical Site)
Is it okay?
Also, a 97-meter-high waterfall and other tourist attractions are abundant.
(Historical Site)
Iketsu
It's 9 years ago.
- Sensei! - That's enough.
It's just for fun!
Ouch!
- No more. - Ouch.
- Is it okay for you? - I thought it was pretty open.
- Then, how about... - There are more.
- More? - Yes.
Come with me.
What is it?
It's a giant balloon set.
You put it in your mouth and blow up the balloon while reading the tour guide's introduction.
Let me do it, too!
I'm the only one who can do it!
Sir, this...
I'll do it.
Thank you for letting me do it.
Can I put it on like this?
Yes, you can.
Can I put it in like this?
Okay, excuse me.
What can I do for you?
Are you okay?
It's a rehearsal. Let's go.
Three, two...
This time, we came to Chigi Prefecture, where you can see Japanese-style statues, Japanese-style mountains, and Japanese emperors.
In Japanese-style mountains, there are some historical buildings registered in UNESCO World Heritage Site.
Sir, let me put it in like this.
Sir!
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Can it be this big?
Reaction!
I don't know at all.
I'm scared.
Ouch!
I was so surprised that I couldn't react at all.
It was a good reaction.
It's wonderful, really.
Eddy, bring me that.
Put it in.
What?
What is it?
It's a car.
Can I stand here?
Yes, you can stand.
Can I have a toast?
Yes, of course.
Ouch!
Thank you for waiting.
You look like an old woman.
Yes, I do.
You look like an old woman.
Today, we came to Tochigi Prefecture, which is home to Nikko Toshogu and Nikko Linnoji.
Of course, we have events like Yamaage Festival, local cuisine, and you know...
Ouch!
you know...
Ouch!
Thank you very much.
It was good, wasn't it?
Thank you for the food.
Mr. Connard, I can't lose to you.
I have another idea.
Let's try it.
What do you do?
You have to put your nose in this black thing.
I'll do it.
Ouch!
We are here to have a match against Rickon.
Rickontan.
Rickontan is a famous Japanese actor.
Ender is out!
That's amazing.
Ouch!
Sir, would you like to go again?
Again?
Rickontan is out!
Everyone is out.
Sir, are you okay?
Are you okay?
I think I'm okay.
Ouch!
It hurts so much.
I thought you were okay.
I wanted to see your reaction.
Rickontan is out!
Let's go for the first match.
Let's go.
Ouch!
That was close.
It's only 20 minutes from the start.
The storm of punishment doesn't stop.
It's only 20 minutes.
However, more powerful opponents are waiting for Rickontan.
I stopped at a dangerous place.
Rickontan is out!
Ah, this is no good either.
I think the judges don't have any sense.
That's right.
Can you show us a story?
Sure.
Shall we do that?
Sure.
Last year...
It happened last year, didn't it?
Do you remember us?
That's right.
You saw our story last year.
Well...
This is...
Well...
Our story...
You're free this year.
You're really free.
I don't know.
Ouch!
That's right. Last year...
Last year...
Your face is blue.
We've been doing comedy like this for a year.
Can we see you grow up?
Sure.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Double Cheesecake's short story...
Oshougatsu! (New Year's Eve)
Okay!
I'll make some mochi.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Make sure you make it.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Last year...
There was a man wearing color contact lenses.
Whaaaaaat?
Don't say that!
Be quiet!
Be quiet, man!
That's a human eye!
It's not rare!
It's not fake!
It's a double-cheesecake!
I feel like I can do it.
You don't need "I feel like I can do it", do you?
I think you've leveled up.
It's a double-cheesecake!
Kosei, Endo, out!
Don't make me laugh. I laughed a lot, too.
It's a great world we live in.
We just came back from the audition.
Really? How was it?
I couldn't do it.
Could you watch the show?
They're in the same season.
It's very interesting.
It's great.
Let's do it!
A short story!
An interesting story!
There's a very interesting story today.
What kind of story?
When we were walking in the city the other day...
When we were walking in the city...
Are you okay?
What was it?
Did you forget what you were going to say?
Oh, no! I forgot!
I'm in trouble!
(laughter)
Don't change your mind!
(laughter)
I forgot!
But I'm not that worried!
(laughter)
I'm not that worried!
You don't know, do you?
That's another story.
(laughter)
It's not a story.
"The Bamboo Cave"!
(laughter)
(applause)
I'm happy!
(laughter)
I know that story.
I'm sorry, but...
I'd like you to watch my comedy skit.
I'm sorry, but...
Can you do me a favor?
My role is very good at acting out lines.
He always drops his phone at the end of the skit.
Can you do me a favor?
The topic is...
Masato Hamada's skit.
The topic is...
Can you do me a favor?
Yes!
With a strong speech...
Yes!
Ma, in the blink of an eye, Da, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D D, D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D
Enter your smartphone.
I want you to hide it.
No, no, no.
Why did you do it?
You decided it, didn't you?
Well, may I?
One more thing.
We have a lot of behind-the-scenes stories of famous people.
If any of you, famous people, tell us about it, we will tell you behind-the-scenes stories.
Well, may I?
Please.
Antonio Inoki.
You know him, don't you?
He's a country man, isn't he?
He's been a songwriter for a long time.
What's that?
I see.
That's amazing.
What's that concept?
Let's go.
Well, let's play our game.
Yes.
Wait, wait.
You break this chopstick with your butt.
Are you ready?
Are you sure?
You broke it.
You look cool.
Here you are.
Ouch!
That's good.
Thank you very much.
Give confidence to girls.
Good-bye.
I fixed it.
It's broken.
The long bus ride is coming to an end.
The central prison is approaching.
We're almost there.
I'm glad.
Finally, a bus with five people showed up at the central prison.
But this is not the goal.
It's a new battlefield.
Everyone, look at that.
That's where we're going.
Gars-au-Crobital Central Prison.
We're here.
We're finally here.
It's amazing.
A stage where you can't laugh.
Gars-au-Crobital Central Prison.
This facility is ruled by discipline and laughter.
A fierce battle against the policemen begins.
It's like a prison.
It's amazing.
Everyone, let's go.
Shall we go?
This is Gars-au-Crobital Central Prison.
We're here.
Shall we go?
(Laughter)
Panties up.
(Laughter)
It's cold.
This way.
I knew it.
It's cold.
What a magnificent building.
It's amazing.
This way.
This is the entrance.
There's no one here.
You're right.
Right?
Can you see me?
I'll be the chief of this prison.
Chief?
Don't be shy.
Are we going to meet the chief?
(Laughter)
Excuse me.
There's no one here.
Let's line up and wait.
Huh?
What's wrong?
It's been five years since I was released from prison.
Did you allow me to visit you when you were not in prison?
Huh?
What's wrong?
Excuse me.
It's been five years since I was released from prison.
Did you allow me to visit you when you were not in prison?
Is that so?
Yes.
Excuse me.
The chief is not in his seat right now.
Huh?
Are you an actor or something?
No.
Oh, I see. I'm sorry. I just thought you were cool.
At this moment, Junpei thought.
What's with this old-fashioned handsome face?
Even though he's an actor, he seems like a cheap actor who's always bragging about himself.
Even today, he's probably doing a cheap job that even a gravure idol can do.
You!
You're a bad actor.
Ouch!
Wow, you're good at this.
Huh?
There's garbage on your chin.
At this moment, Junpei thought.
What's with this guy's chin?
Is there something in it?
Hmm?
Does this feel like a hamburger?
Is there a hamburger in it?
What's with you?
You're stupid.
Ouch!
You're hitting the groove.
Oh, I'm sorry for being late, Gunma-san.
Matsumoto, Tanaka, Kosei, Tanaka!
Good!
I thought you were a man.
I thought you were a man, too.
Good!
Salary.
Five new employees would like to say hello to the president.
What's up with you?
You.
What's your name?
Endo Shozo.
Good. Nice to meet you.
At this moment, Helen thought...
Huh? He's shaving his eyebrows.
An old man shaving his eyebrows, conscious of the opposite sex.
But I've seen this eyebrow shape somewhere before.
Ah! It's Oglishn!
He's conscious of Oglishn's eyebrows, which are older than him.
He thinks I'm great.
Dear, what's your name?
My name is Hitoshi Matsumoto.
You're in good shape.
At this moment, Helen thinks...
Huh? Why is there an AV director?
Why is there an AV director in Helen's room?
No, that's not it! He's a pro-wrestler!
He's a different kind of pro-wrestler than the one who came from Mexico!
He's tall!
Hey, what's going on?
Matsumoto!
Nanda!
Kosei!
Tanaka!
Out!
Come on!
Ow!
Uramon's here, too!
Ow!
It's really hot in here. Isn't it hot?
It's hot, isn't it?
This room is steaming.
Maybe the heat is too strong?
It's hot.
It's too hot.
It's hot.
It's too hot!
At this moment, Hamata thinks...
Is it gold?!
I thought about it, but...
Ow!
You...
You look very unhappy.
Don't you have something you want to say to me?
No.
Say it.
At that moment, I thought...
This old woman! She's got a grudge against me!
If I had been quiet, she would have been fine!
She's just a wealthy and powerful old woman!
If I hadn't been like her, I wouldn't have married Medamoto!
You...
You thought like that?
Don't make fun of me!
At that moment, I thought...
Oh, no! If I were her...
At a private party held in a shopping mall with 140 staff members,
only 400,000 tickets were sold!
My voice is hoarse!
Ow!
I've been in this world for 50 years now.
If you make a fool of me, no one will know!
Get out of here!
I'm so mad.
I'm really mad.
You're the one who's mad!
That's right.
The long life in prison has only just begun.
With five people walking ahead of them,
more traps are waiting for them.
This is where everyone goes in.
Are you going in?
It's a prison.
You're right.
It's a tatami room!
What?
You prepared a nice room for me in this prison, didn't you?
Yes.
You're still pulling stories out of me, aren't you?
Everyone, stay in this room for a while.
The time of hell begins on a new battlefield.
After this,
"Pulling stories out" with EIN MANUEL.
At 10:30 a.m.,
"Pulling stories out of hell" begins.
Are you going in?
I'm going in.
It's the same for everyone.
I'm usually the one who pulls stories out of you,
but is it okay for you this year?
You're always scared of me.
Are you going in?
I'm going in.
It's a DVD.
There were a lot of DVDs in the past, weren't there?
Let's look at them later.
You're right.
I understand.
Shall we open the drawer?
There's nothing in the first drawer.
Be careful of the tatami.
It's slippery.
There's nothing in the second drawer.
Is there a tatami with nothing in it?
What about the longest one?
There are four more in the bottom drawer.
There's nothing in the fourth drawer.
Oh!
Can we do it now?
Yes, we can do it now.
Let's do it!
Yes!
Start with the long one.
What?
What's wrong?
There it is.
What's that?
It's a "datsugoku" note.
A "datsugoku" note?
So we can't see it?
It's only for you, Hosei-san.
That's right.
So we can't see it?
No.
What about me?
No.
Should we put it like this?
I think it's fine like this.
That's right.
It's a "kishuu" note.
Right?
I'm excited just by looking at it.
Wow!
It's coming out again!
It's a key.
A 14th key.
Let's do it one last time.
14th.
Locker key.
Let's put one each.
Let's do it here.
Let's do it later.
I'll do it.
Huh?
It's the same.
A key.
Number 3.
A key.
It's a key series.
But...
What are those two?
Can I go?
I'll go.
Wow!
A letter.
Wow! There's nothing written on it.
Let's take a look at it.
This pattern is really scary.
What could it be?
It could be anything.
Open the silver touch case in the room.
I'm curious about it.
That one!
I'm curious about it.
Should we open it?
It's big.
Wow! It's scary!
I'm really nervous.
I hope there's no toothpaste in it.
What should we do with it?
Can we take it over there?
I'm scared.
Is it heavy?
No, it's not that heavy.
Is it okay?
Is it okay over there?
It says "no touch".
Let's go.
Stop it.
What's this?
It's everyone's...
Masumoto-san's gas mask.
An emergency situation occurs.
Right now, inside the prison, gas gas leaked.
Right now, gas gas leaked.
Kid, you can take it off now.
I'm going to die!
You idiot!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What are you doing?
I see.
I'm scared.
What are you guys doing?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
I'm going to die, I'm going to die.
I'm sorry.
I couldn't breathe for a second.
You idiot!
That's dangerous.
That's scary.
What is that?
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I don't think it's harmful.
What about here?
Nothing.
I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die.
I'm in trouble.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Number 14.
Here it is.
I don't like this either.
But it's small.
No, I said it because it's small.
I'm scared.
Number 14.
I'm really scared.
What is it?
Pumpkin?
Yes.
What is it?
I'm scared.
Me too.
Matsumoto, out!
Halloween?
Halloween.
It's Halloween.
But it's too late.
It's over.
It's too late.
Halloween?
What?
Halloween.
It's Halloween.
But it's too late.
It's over.
It's too late.
What is it?
It's amazing.
It's funny.
It hurts.
It's amazing.
It's a great quality.
Who makes this?
It's amazing.
Today's wig.
What is it?
It's too late.
It's beyond time and space.
I made it assuming it would be like this.
Put it in.
It's amazing.
When did you buy it?
It's like Yamagaki's sticky stuff.
It's amazing.
Oh, yeah.
I'm a little scared.
All right, let's see it.
Do you want to see it?
Well, for now, Yama-chan wants to see it.
Why is Yamagaki-san the only one who doesn't have it?
No.
The one who picked up the notebook is the one who marked the secret passage to the outside of the prison that I completed over ten years of research.
I see.
The one who picked up the notebook quickly used the secret passage and escaped to the outside of the prison.
What? Why?
I don't know.
You said "the one who picked up".
The one who picked up.
The one who picked up the notebook quickly...
What?
...marked the secret passage...
Oh, there it is.
If you remove this door, you can see the secret passage.
Secret passage
Do you have a map?
Which door?
I don't have it, but it's a door, isn't it?
Door?
Is it here?
What's going on?
It's here.
Oh, it's here.
It's here.
If you remove it...
Oh, it's like...
It was a fake one.
I want you all to laugh at me.
I'm not crazy.
I got it.
This is it.
Where should I put it?
Where?
Open it and choose it.
Wow!
What is it?
Wow!
Can you open it?
I'll do it.
Why only you, Masaki?
If...
Who are you talking to?
I'll do it.
If you open it,
I'll come back.
Matsumoto, Endo, Nanakara, Yamada, Out!
Why are you so nervous?
Is it not good?
Ouch!
Did you let everyone go?
Yes.
Can we leave it?
Can we?
What is it?
I'm scared.
I don't know what's in it.
I don't know what's good or bad.
- -
Yes.
He's washing it.
He's putting it back.
I wonder if it's already coming out a little.
It's already coming out a little.
Oh, Hamada, what's up?
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you ready to leave the country?
Is it already coming out?
We can come out, too.
Yes.
But the opponent may be coming out.
Opponent is coming out.
The opponent may be coming out.
They may come out.
Well...
"Yes, yes, yes," he said.
Who was it?
"Yes, yes, yes," he said.
At Yamaji's time.
The same person.
Did you see his face?
Oh, really?
Well, even if you call me "teacher"...
- Well, yeah. - Yeah, you're right.
Let's see...
Here it comes...
- What is it? - It stinks!
- What is it? - What is it?
Ouch!
- No, Chihan, if you go in... - Yes?
- You can go to the bathroom. - Oh...
- You can't get out of the bathroom... - Yes, yes.
But if you and I go in...
Mr. Kitataro will come out with his butt.
He's out.
- What? - What?
- Then I'm not it! - What?!
You're not it?
- Then what am I?! - You're not it!
- In there... - Ouch!
Do you put a lot of genes in there?
- That's shocking! - No, that's...
- Okay, then... - Let's do it together.
- Watch it in the studio? - Yes.
- Yes, let's do it. - Let's do it.
Three hours in the prison.
The story isn't over yet.
Let's get rid of this.
- That's all of it, right? - That's right.
- Last year was just last year. - That's right.
There's nothing good about it.
- I'll put it in. - Okay.
- Just one this year? - Just one!
Once upon a time,
there lived a kind-hearted old man from Tanaka.
The old man from Tanaka loved animals so much
that the old man from Tanaka loved the old man from Tanaka as if he were his own child.
Oh, old man from Tanaka, you are so cute!
The old man from Tanaka lived next door.
The old man from Tanaka loved muscles so much that he loved tight T-shirts.
- The old man from Tanaka! - But you are cutting it into such small pieces!
- Oh, my! - Oh, my!
- It's not Jimmy Chan's style. - You are cutting it into such small pieces!
The old man from Tanaka loved muscles so much
that the old man from Tanaka loved tight T-shirts as if he were his own child.
As I thought, T-shirts are only for one-size-fits- all.
That's right.
As usual, the old man from Tanaka was working out in the mountains.
Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!
What's with all the barking? I'm working out!
As I peeked in, I saw the old man from Tanaka and his dog, Siro.
Siro, what's wrong?
Bark! Bark! Bark!
I don't know what's going on, but I guess I should dig here.
Dig! Dig!
The old man from Tanaka dug where Siro was and...
What's this?
An old man and a dog...
Anyway...
Matsumoto, Kosei, Tanaka, Hamada...
What's up with this world view?
It's weird, isn't it?
This world view is weird, isn't it?
Ouch!
This world view is weird, too.
Tanaka's grandfather dug up a white dragon's leg and...
What's this? Protein, isn't it?
I ate it!
A lot of protein came out of the soil.
Matsumoto, who was watching it, said...
Wow, that's great!
If there's so much protein, how much muscle does it make?
Matsumoto, who usually sticks to physical beauty and...
says that you have to drink water at room temperature...
was jealous of protein and couldn't get enough of it.
That's how it was.
Ouch!
This is weird, isn't it?
Ouch!
This is weird, isn't it?
This world view is weird, isn't it?
That mask is red.
You're an old man.
Don't say things like that.
Then, wearing a big mask and black cap,
he snuck into Tanaka's grandfather's room and took Shiro away.
And the next day...
Hey, doggy! Where can we dig up protein?
Here it is!
Of course! Of course!
Now I can become real, too!
N-nothing is coming out!
How dare you deceive me, doggy!
Matsumoto's grandfather, angry that nothing came out, tied Shiro up in a tree and left.
Shiro! Shiro! Where are you?!
Ah! Shiro! What's wrong?! I feel sorry for you!
When Tanaka's grandfather released Shiro from the rope and helped him, Shiro...
What's wrong?
Is there something on the moon?
Tanaka's grandfather went into the forest while being taken by Shiro. Then...
Wow! What is this?! It's an amazing mansion!
Wow! It's an amazing mansion that I've never seen before!
There, in a place called "dog's inn", Tanaka's grandfather received a lot of treats and songs and dances as a thank you for helping Shiro.
Hahaha! It's fun!
And when Tanaka's grandfather was about to go home, the dog's owner brought two kiosks.
For a souvenir, please bring a big kiosk and a small kiosk.
However, you can only open one of them. You must never open both of them!
When Grandpa Tanaka heard this, he used his jaw very well and brought back two of them.
Oh, Grandpa Tanaka, you have some amazing tools! Give me some of them!
No, these are precious souvenirs! I can't give you as many as you want!
Shut up! Give me a bigger one!
Don't touch me!
When Grandpa Matsumoto heard this, he didn't listen to Grandpa Tanaka and forcibly stole a big bag and brought it back home.
Maybe it has a lot of protein in it! I can't wait!
When Grandpa Matsumoto opened the big bag and saw it, he didn't think it was from this world, but it turned out to be a crime!
No! Don't do it!
In the end, Grandpa Matsumoto was sent to hell.
Help me!
On the other hand, when Grandpa Tanaka opened another small vase...
What the hell is this?!
It was a Thai kickboxer!
Thai kickboxer jumped out of the vase and kicked Grandpa Tanaka in the back!
The end!
Grandpa Tanaka was sent to hell!
What the hell is this?!
What's going on?!
Get out of here!
What's going on?!
You were in it. You opened it.
Have I ever been out of it?
Grandpa Matsumoto opened it for you.
Wait a minute!
I don't like it!
I don't like it! I hate it every year!
Just stand up.
I can't do anything about it.
I won't do it.
Just stand up.
I don't like it.
Ouch!
I'll give you some options.
What options?
Wait a minute.
Isn't it strange?
Isn't it strange?!
Wait a minute!
It's not like that!
It happens every year!
I know.
It happens every year!
I know.
Isn't it strange?!
I'll give you some options.
I know.
It hurts a lot.
Ouch!
Thank you very much.
Matsumoto, Tamada, Forsey, Rendon, out!
Ouch!
My ass hurts.
Matsumoto, Tamada, out!
My ass hurts.
What's wrong?
Why did you say "ass"?
My ass hurts.
Ouch!
You can't say that, Tanaka.
I know.
You can't say that.
Stop it, Tanaka.
Where does it hurt?
My ass.
The power of fear that flies with sharpness and fierceness.
Ouch!
"That Big Star" is coming soon!
At 1 p.m., it's been a while since they finished their story.
Let's go.
Five of them participated in a lecture for social recovery.
Social recovery, huh?
Where is it?
Can you come in?
Huh?
It's right in front of you.
I've heard of this person.
Can you come in?
I don't think you need it.
Okay, everyone, I'll come pick you up later, so listen carefully.
Yes.
Can you come in?
Social recovery, huh?
I'm Mr. Takahashi, I'm in charge of the lecture.
Let's start with the lecture.
Number one, Kitamura.
Yes!
Number two, Sato.
Yes!
Number three, Nagahara.
Yes!
Number four...
Excuse me.
My question is...
Do you have anything dangerous that can cause you to be eaten alive?
Do a physical exam!
Yes!
Raise both hands.
Ouch!
Strong! Strong!
Asumoto, Tamada, out!
Which school are you from?
I'm sorry. I don't have a ticket.
OK. You go first.
Before class today, a singer has come for you who are busy with your daily life.
He will sing you a song that will heal you.
OK. Here we go.
Maybe, but...
When I was eating at the restaurant, a Chinese woman clerk was arguing with a cook in the kitchen.
Maybe, but...
What's wrong with you?
Maybe, but...
It's not a joke, it's not a joke
I'm fighting a 12-round battle
I have a great stamina
Maybe, but...
It's not a joke
Maybe, but...
Don't you want to fight me in a 13-round battle?
I'm a big fan of you
Hey!
It's not "hey"
Maybe, but...
Don't you want me to do it for you?
I'm drinking whiskey with you
I'm drinking wine with you
I don't know if it's red or white
Maybe, but...
Don't you want to see the color of my panties with this flow?
Maybe, but...
Don't you want me to do it for you?
Maybe, but...
A young woman who caught a tiger's chest is making a fuss about being stung by a beehive.
Maybe, but... Maybe, but... Maybe, but... Maybe, but...
She peed on me with an emergency treatment and fell down.
Maybe, but... Maybe, but...
She looks like a resistant person in general, but...
According to researchers, old people are bad at this.
Maybe, but... Maybe, but... Maybe, but...
She peed on me with an emergency treatment and fell down.
That was terrible.
I guess you can't say it.
Maybe, but...
I've never said it.
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
That was a good song.
When you're having a hard time, remember that song and do your best.
Next, they will perform hypnotic therapy to cleanse the participants' minds.
It is performed by Mitchell, a world-famous hypnotist.
Mitchell, who would you like to hypnotize?
Four of you, please come here.
Mitchell said you also look like a hypnotist.
Please come here.
Wait.
It's the beginning of a tragedy.
It's heavy.
It's terrible.
I think it's tough.
It was tough.
I almost cried.
Please relax.
Your will is mine.
Did it work?
Yes, it did.
It worked perfectly.
I will now touch three people's shoulders.
The first person I will touch is Tiranosaurus.
The second person I will touch is Stegosaurus.
The last person I will touch is Pteranodon.
Tiranosaurus.
Stegosaurus.
Pteranodon.
It's not working.
I tried hypnotizing you.
Was it working?
Yes, it was working.
Hypnotizing makes you hot, doesn't it?
Yes.
At 1:30 p.m.,
five people
were hypnotized and
were hypnotized and hypnotized.
But it was good.
It was like this.
It was following me.
It's embarrassing.
Was it really embarrassing?
Yes, it was.
You were laughing, weren't you?
Yes, I was laughing.
I'm sorry.
You were laughing.
You were the most violent one.
I had a sore throat.
You were laughing so hard that you passed out.
End. Out.
You were laughing.
Out.
It was good.
It was gorgeous.
At 1:30 p.m., prison life is surprisingly busy.
Wow, gym.
Let's go.
Five people participate in recreation competitions with rival prisons.
It must be already set up.
From now on, it's a recreation competition, so it's okay to laugh.
Everyone, when you hear the bell, get out of there.
Yes.
The opponent of the prison competition recreation competition is...
The members of Kaodeka West Prison.
And who will take over this place is...
Prison competition!
Battle recreation competition!
I'm coming!
So, it's begun.
I'll be your host.
I'm Geraldina. Nice to meet you.
Very interesting!
Thank you very much.
Ms. Arimaru, what do you need for the competition?
Let's go!
Gaider! Gaider! Gaider! Gaider!
This is it! This is it! This is it!
Gaider!
Ms. Ogimama and Ms. Agnes will participate...
As assistants in Kaodeka West Prison.
Ms. Ogimama, what do you think?
The way to win is...
Kindness, you know?
Ms. Ogimama and...
Ms. Agnes Chan.
I'm Agnes.
What will you do with that crap?
It's not crap!
I'm fine.
What's wrong with you?
You don't know Japanese, do you?
The first battle is...
Belt conveyor battle!
In this game...
Five representatives of each team will clear various challenges.
If one of you fails...
All of you will be punished.
It's an economic system...
So do your best with your strength.
A passionate battle of will and pride.
The first declaration is...
Blow all the ping pong balls!
From now on, 30 ping pong balls will flow into the container.
Breathe into each of the ping pong balls and blow them out of the container.
If you can blow all the ping pong balls out of the container, you win!
If you can't blow them all out, you lose!
First of all, on behalf of Kaodeka West Prison, these members will challenge.
All right, let's get started! Game start!
Now, yes!
Now, go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
All of you! All of you!
All of you!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
You're so funny!
You're kidding me!
You're so funny!
How was it?
He did his best, so it was easy.
What's with that comment?
Next, the members of the black-eyed central prison team will challenge.
Let's go!
Game, start!
Oh, good!
You can do it, Samurai!
Grandpa with a hat and grandpa with a beard are the worst!
Use a bean cannon to knock down all the beans!
The rule is simple.
Put the flowing beans in your nose and if you can't knock down at least one of the ten beans, you win.
First, on behalf of Kaodeka Nishikiyama, these members will challenge.
Are you ready?
It's huge!
One more time!
You missed it!
Come on! Come on!
Yes, I got it!
You're too good!
It didn't hit the belt holder!
This is a bit funny!
It's like a TV show!
Yes, get a point!
It's funny than you think!
Yes, get a point!
You're good!
Yes, get a point!
composed!
right!
Lass Hoja was coming up!
What are you doing?
amazingction of lass hoja!
You hit it alone!
Next, the members of the Clovicaly Central Prison will give details.
Now, I want to do my best as a team full of old men!
All right!
Now, the youngest old man!
All right!
I'll do it!
All right!
Aim! Aim!
All right!
This pose!
All right!
Once more!
All right!
Don't hold it back!
All right.
Hold it back!
It's hard.
So funny, old man!
Old man with a bald head!
Thanks!
- Come on! - Too slow!
- Too slow!
- Come on! - Too slow!
- Too slow!
- Gramps! - Gramps!
- That was really funny! - It was!
- You are a cool grandpa with a bald head! - No, no!
- It was really funny! - Great!
- Eat the super sour ramen! - Yeah!
- Let's eat it! - Let's eat it!
- I'm scared!
Five levels of sourness are divided into five levels of sourness.
If all five of them eat it up, they clear the mission.
First, as representative of Kaodeka Nishi Prison, these members will challenge.
- If you eat it up, you clear the mission. - Okay!
- I'm the leader! - Okay, let's go!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- I think I know which one is which! - I don't know!
- Go, go, go, go!
- The one I'm eating is the least sour one. - Oh, really?
- Go, go, go! - Go, go, go!
- Okay, okay! - Go!
- Go, go, go! - Go, go, go!
- Go! - Go!
- Go, go! - Wait a minute.
Finish it!
- Please! - Don't!
Drink it! Drink it!
- Wait! Wait! Go! Hurry! Hurry! - No! No!
No!
- He drank it. - Drink it!
- That's so terrible! - No, no!
- Hey! - Drink it! Drink it!
Next up, Clovicali Central Prison members will challenge.
Let's get it! Let's get it!
- Where should we eat it from? - You can do it! You can do it!
Eat it well! Eat it well!
It's hot! It's hot!
Hey! Don't eat it!
Don't eat it! Don't eat it!
My back isn't showing! My front too! My front too!
- Good! Good! - Don't spit it out!
- Now! - Come on!
Now, get up!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's a reverse scheme!
Hurry up!
Go! Go! Go!
It's sour!
It's too sour!
With that, Kaodeka Nishi Prison is one step closer to the next stage.
Kokon Tozai Monmari Battle!
While the representatives of the team are enduring the pressure of Monmari approaching, they battle in Kokon Tozai.
If you get the question wrong, the face of the multi- character riding a Monmari machine will be revealed!
Matsumoto vs. Kaba-chan! And the multi-character we're curious about is...
We've prepared these people! Please come forward!
We're counting on you!
Mimata vs. Matsumoto!
What's up?
Mimata, don't do it!
Which one is which?
Oh, yeah!
I'm not saying "big daddy" is good!
After all, the relationship is unpleasant!
Mimata is really...
No, no, it's good!
No, no, no, no, no!
By the way, Mimata-san, which do you prefer, Kaba- chan or Matsumoto-san?
Of course, Matsumoto-san!
Thank you!
He's good! He's usually in charge of us!
Thank you!
Please do it for me today!
So, as you can see, the pair has been decided!
The question that these two will be asked is...
What kind of sushi can you eat in Sushizanmai?
Sushi!
Mmm, that's good!
Sea urchin!
Okay, okay!
Umm...
Pickles! Tuna pickles!
Pickles!
Okay!
Eggs!
That's good!
Umm...
Salmon roe!
Red shellfish!
Salmon roe!
So...
Is it hard to hear?
Matsumoto-san, incorrect!
Who decided this stage?
How many more stages are there?
Next up is "Nihon Mukashi Banashi" title.
Kama-chan, start!
Issun-boushi.
Momotaro.
Urashimataro.
Hanasaka-jiisan.
What was it again?
Um... "Kame" and "usagi" (turtle and rabbit)
"Kame" and "usagi" (turtle and rabbit)
Montmari-san, start!
He's smiling.
Because of the fire.
Next up is...
Matsuda Seiko-san's single CD title.
Kama-chan, start!
Aoi Sangosho
Akai Suitoppy
Anete ni Aitakute
Pink no Mocharu
Sweet Memories
[Laughter]
Ah! Wait! Ah! Ah! That one! That one! That one!
Yes?
Earth in Gray
[Buzzer]
That's dangerous!
I want to be a single!
[Laughter]
You don't know?!
[Applause]
Wait a minute! Junior, look!
The color has changed!
[Laughter]
He looks like Shibugaki!
[Laughter]
The next question is...
What is the best place for overseas travel for Japanese people?
Let's start with Akabane-san!
Hawaii!
OK!
Guam!
OK!
Korea!
Well...
Barito!
[Buzzer]
There is no barito in it!
[Laughter]
OK! Let's start!
[Applause]
[Laughter]
It's over! It's over!
It's barely OK!
We're saved!
We still don't know!
OK! Let's start!
It's the type of alcohol!
Come on!
It's the type of alcohol!
Let's start with Kaba-chan!
Japanese sake!
[Buzzer]
OK!
Beer!
[Buzzer]
Shochu!
[Buzzer]
Mocca!
[Buzzer]
Gin!
[Buzzer]
Tequila!
[Buzzer]
It's OK!
Well...
Ram!
[Buzzer]
Malt shochu!
Shochu came out!
[Buzzer]
Mimatsu-san's money start!
I'm sorry.
It smells like ***** normally.
No, no!
Mimatsu-san's ***** is the best!
Human, gorilla, dog, Mimatsu-san!
2pm.
No rest for 5 people.
That's right.
There might be some new items in there.
They just came out.
Everyone okay?
It's okay.
From now on,
we're going to an experiment with the latest surveillance system
that prevents any escapees from escaping.
So, I'm going to make you guys test it for an experiment.
That's amazing.
Is there such an invention?
Let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
An invention?
It's called "molmott".
You're going to be "molmott"?
"Annaha" is "molmott", right?
Who's going to be "molmott"?
Can you guys get on?
They get on the bus and start moving.
Of course, that road isn't smooth.
What will happen to them?
A new battle begins!