AISubs v3.4
Let's watch the second episode of "Gaki no tsukai ara" and watch Yoshinobu vs Onuma's fight!
Are you happy for the second episode?
I'm really sorry.
I don't mean to hold back.
But "on air" is a little late this time.
I think it was less than four hours.
It's midnight.
It's less than one hour.
Let's bring out today's main characters!
Here they are!
Oh my, look at their muscles!
They don't have any nose!
They don't look like jeans mates at all!
Yesterday's producers, Yoshinobu and Onuma,
had an unbearable mud fight!
Doro jiai
Same age and job but they are going to do "doro jiai" again
Doro jiai
It's the same as last time but you'll have to do various "doro jiai"
If you think "doro jiai" is "doro"
Doro
Please say it
Doro
I don't know what you're talking about
It's funny so you have to do it
Last time you were laughing while doing "doro jiai"
Doro
Last time we did "aiyu" competition first
Yes
So first we'll do "kwasan" competition
Aisatsugatera
kwatakesuke
"narikkiri" competition
It won't be funny at all
"narikkiri" competition
Start!
Not bad!
Here it comes!
I feel the wind!
Don't laugh!
What's wrong with you?
I'm not laughing because I'm happy!
Harabo!
You only say Harabo!
Harabo!
You said it again!
It's the same as "harabo"!
You are happy!
You don't say it!
You are happy!
It's over!
Why is it not over?
You are so mean!
Thank you!
You are so mean!
It's over!
As expected of Doro!
I'm not doing anything funny.
It's funny when it's funny.
Of course.
That's what I'm aiming for.
There are many people who aren't laughing.
Even the woman in the mask.
But I think that's normal.
Let's move on while he is talking.
Let's move on.
Let's hold hands.
It's the first time for us, isn't it?
Let's hold hands.
Let's hold hands!
First match, start!
Hey!
Go! Go!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- Your head hit the pen. - It hit the pen.
- Look! Look! - It's not good for you.
Yoshino, that's a foul!
- It's not good for you. - It's not good for you.
Basically, you two are not good friends.
You two do it! You two grab it!
- Okay, shall we go? - Okay!
- This is... - It's like a sumo match.
- I don't know about this. - It's like a fight of money and meat.
- A fight of money and meat. - You can't let her take your money and meat.
Both of you have your glasses off.
- She hates you. - Both of you have your glasses off.
I knew it. Glasses get off easily.
Glasses are not made for this.
Since they are not made for a fight of money and meat,
glasses get off easily.
Here you go.
Here you go. Stand up!
Stand up!
Why are you tired?!
Hey! Why are you tired?!
Get off me! Get off me!
It's not good for you.
- Get off me! - Your glasses...
- Your glasses...
- They get off so easily. - Your glasses...
- Your glasses...
Your glasses... Hang in there.
- Okay. - Yoshinobu, go ahead.
Go ahead with your first movement.
- It's from his back... - He's getting used to it.
What's with you two?!
- Go ahead and do it. - I can't do it at all.
- It's been a while. - Yeah, it's been a while.
- Yoshinoku, don't look at me! - Behind you!
- Behind you!
- He's here. - He's here.
- Are you okay? - I'm okay.
- Yoshinoku, you're strong! - Yoshinoku!
- You're strong! - Yoshinoku!
It's been a while since I've seen a monster like you.
A monster like you just woke up.
The third match is...
Panties and Balls Fighting!
First, put on the panties with the ball on it.
- Then, you two will fight. - I see.
- Let's do it. - Yes.
I like the blue finish of the blue corner.
- It's amazing. - It's very dignified.
- It's dignified. - The red one is good.
- The red one has a nice beard. - The red one is a little good.
- The blue one is good. - The blue one is manly.
- The blue one is womanly.
- It's cool. - It's manly.
- It's manly.
- It's fierce.
On the other hand, look at this. It's rough.
It's rough.
- It's amazing. - Let's do it.
Panties and Balls Fighting!
Start!
- I see. - Yes.
- It's good. - Yes.
Where will you cross?
- It's good. - It's good.
It's manly.
- It happens. - It's dangerous.
- It happens. - Yes.
Well, what's up?
- It's rough. - It's terrible.
- Let's do it. - It's a little different.
- It doesn't hit your face. - That's right.
- It's rough. - It's rough.
The man is looking at you.
- It's manly. - What's up with you?
Come on, big one.
- I'll let you use it. - This is what you do.
- Here we go! - You're stupid, you do it like this.
- Oh, it's good. - From there...
What's up with you, you're so old!
You were so old!
Mouko is no good at all. She hasn't arrived yet.
What are you doing?
No one can laugh like that.
Mouko, what's that?
She hit you in the face.
Mouko is angry now.
I'm not angry.
Mouko is angry.
I knew it.
She hit me in the shoulder.
I'm angry again.
You are bad.
What are you going to do?
I'm sorry.
What's up with you?
I don't know if this will go around the world.
You came all of a sudden.
All of a sudden.
Yoshinobu Onuma's Doro Match.
The next match is between funny characters.
Well, Mr. Matsumoto.
Yes.
There are various costumes and goods in the back.
You can also do makeup.
Yes.
Let's see if you can become funny characters.
The time limit is 30 seconds.
I see.
Let's start the match.
Start!
Good luck.
They are complete amateurs.
Yes.
They will come out wearing makeup and costumes.
Yes.
It's hard.
I've never seen you two like that.
Yes.
You are original funny characters.
Yes.
It's surprising that they don't appeal that they think it's funny.
Yes.
They don't show their sense of humor.
Yes.
They don't show it.
Curtain, open!
What's up with you?
It's funny.
Onuma is funny.
Red corner is good.
Come back!
I don't watch this show.
I don't watch it.
I just watch what kind of characters you will become.
I see.
10 seconds left!
It's fast.
It's fast!
Curtain, open!
Drink it, die it, cry it!
He's cutting it!
It's a saw!
Oh, nice!
Drink it, die it, cry it!
He's cutting it!
Drink it, die it, cry it!
It's a peace!
He's still aiming for it!
Oh, they're aiming for it.
Are you getting hit because you're aiming for it?
You shouldn't have aimed for that.
It doesn't matter.
Sing, sing.
I'm already tired.
My back hurts.
What are you doing?
Aim for it, aim for it.
Aim for it.
It's more fun to aim for it.
You should have asked me when you got there.
Sing, sing.
I'm already tired.
Mr. Nakamura, I'm already tired.
The next fight is
back exercise and
kickboxing competition.
While you're tired,
put your legs together.
I see.
You do it by doing back exercises.
It requires a lot of physical strength.
Let's do it!
Start!
I see.
He's using up a lot of energy.
This is a tough battle.
He's doing his best.
That's right.
Oldman's head is getting higher and higher.
It's getting higher and higher.
It's amazing.
Don't you think it's good?
The second round.
Will it end?
It's amazing.
It's good.
Da da da da da da.
It came suddenly.
Here.
Does it come suddenly like that?
It came suddenly.
This is bad.
They came at almost the same time.
It came as if they were combined.
It came suddenly like that.
It's amazing.
It's resonating.
Da da da da da.
You're being targeted, Nima!
Stop it.
Da da da da da.
If I were still doing it, would you stop me?
Stop you?
Would you, cop?
No, no.
Would you tell me "drink it all"?
Da da da da da.
Would you tell me "drink it all"?
What are you guys doing?
This was a battle.
Wait a minute.
Fushichou Densetsu
Work out!
Why are you still working out?
The end!
You look great.
Let's go!
Tomara Live
We are both weak.
Let's go.
Start!
Mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth...
You can still move, right?
I don't know how to move.
Don't do it like a pattern.
You have a lot of stamina.
I want more variation.
You can do it a little differently.
I can do it in a variety of ways.
Okay, Nakamura, let's go with the different one.
You have a lot of dancing moves, though.
He's mad.
What is it?
It's good.
Nakamura is losing.
Nakamura.
Don't do a pattern.
You're doing a pattern.
Something different.
Give me a review.
It's dangerous.
It's amazing.
Let's say it.
Transceiver vs Kuchidecker.
It's like a rope.
It's like when Rikishi died.
The 7th match of Hiro & Konpai is a mouth-to-mouth match between transceivers.
This is a match between transceivers, so we say "go ahead" at the end.
I see, a match between transceivers.
Yes, it's a match like that.
Now, let's go.
A match between transceivers.
Yo!
Start!
Yo.
What are you doing?
Transceiver, you idiot!
Go ahead.
I'm about to die, you idiot!
Help me, you idiot!
Go ahead.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead!
You're mean, you're mean, you're mean!
What do you mean "mean"? I do it every week, so don't lie to me.
You look like you're in good shape, you idiot!
What's with that face? You look like a frying pan.
Transceiver, go ahead.
You're not funny at all, you idiot!
Go ahead.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead!
You're not funny at all, you amateur.
I heard you bought a high-end bag recently.
Where do you get that kind of money?
What's with you? Do you make that kind of money?
You only do dirty things. Go ahead.
I make money, you idiot.
Go ahead.
Do you make that kind of money?
Do you make that kind of money with this job?
You only do dirty things.
Don't make money by saying dirty things, you idiot!
Go ahead.
What do you mean?
You only do dirty things in life, don't you?
Why do you have to get angry at me like that?
Go ahead.
What do you mean? Go ahead.
What is that?
This clothes, ugly clothes.
Who will choose it?
You? Will you buy it yourself?
Go ahead.
That's right. Go ahead.
What do you have to say? Go ahead.
Did you buy that bag by yourself? Did you buy that expensive stuff by yourself?
Go ahead.
You bought it yourself. Go ahead.
What do you have to say? Go ahead.
You're being self-centered.
What do you mean by "You bought it yourself"?
Next.
I can't stand it!
I see.
Ready, set, go!
That's fast!
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The final battle is "Keep Moving! Unstoppable Boom!"
Ready, set, go!
That's fast!
Unstoppable Boom!
That's not it!
I was trying to say it!
Don't worry!
That's it!
That's good!
That's lighter than I thought!
I've seen that many times!
Countdown is prohibited!
Nakamura is in eco mode now!
That's right! Nakamura can't open his eyes anymore!
He can't open his eyes!
That's right! You can't even open your eyes!
What's wrong with you, Nakamura?
Are you stopped?
I don't know anymore!
Countdown is prohibited!
I told you not to do it too many times.
It's coming!
This is the last one!
It's back to eco mode.
Yeah.
It's not moving. It's not moving at all.
What's going on?
This is really bad.
It's completely...
It's back to show-off mode.
It's completely back to show-off mode.
It's exposed.
Oh, pantomime.
That's amazing.
I copied it. I copied it.
It was just right for this hour.
That's right.
She asked for a refill.
Is that a refill?
There's nothing in it.
A refill.
Mom, can you get me another one?
You're already out of stock.
Shouldn't you go home?
You're drinking too much.
You're already out of stock.
It's my daughter's birthday soon.
Won't you come?