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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Yaara" we had 7 drunk dragon Tsukajis.
Well, well, well.
Tsukaji is our first episode.
How many episodes have we had of Tsukaji?
About 40 episodes.
About 42 episodes.
Tsukaji has quite a high rating.
Really?
I think he has a high potential.
If you say that, it's going to be a big deal.
If something weird happens, I'm going to look down right away.
Let's welcome our guest.
Welcome!
Nice to meet you.
Please don't do that.
It's funny in my heart.
Please don't do that.
Look at him.
He's completely drunk.
He's definitely going to make something funny.
What is that? It's too funny.
It's definitely bad.
What is your goal for today, Tsukaji?
Well, well, well.
He's definitely higher than 10th place.
I'm really nervous.
What are you talking about?
He has a great potential.
What are you talking about?
He has a great potential.
No, no, no.
I think you can see it everywhere.
No, no, no.
7 weirdos.
No, no, no.
Even in the book.
If you look at it, you can see it everywhere.
7 weirdos.
What will you do this time as well?
That's right.
Isn't it good?
Kinugawa Onsen Report.
You two were chased away.
Did you make me do it again?
How is it?
That was really set up, wasn't it?
It was set up.
The editing was bad.
It was bad.
You did it again properly.
All the smooth parts were cut off.
Really?
You two were chased away at Kinugawa Onsen.
You two were chased away.
Isn't there a report about onsens?
There is a meal as well.
There is a meal at a hotel and a corner of an onsen.
I see.
There is something like that.
Thank you for watching.
[Laughter]
I'm sorry.
You're a man, aren't you?
[Laughter]
You're a man.
Can you cut a line?
You're a man, aren't you?
[Laughter]
You're a man, aren't you?
[Laughter]
You're a man, aren't you?
You're scary.
You have red eyes.
Don't laugh at me.
[Laughter]
You're too funny.
Do it.
Terrible.
You cannot stop it for 24 hours.
It will die.
You cannot stop it for 24 hours.
Is it because of the light?
You're a man.
You should use a new one for this.
You're a man, aren't you?
It's not a new toy.
[Imitating Ritko]
Which one didn't work?
Good morning.
Good morning. I'm Handa Ai Kodechan.
It's July 28th, Monday.
It's summer now.
As for me,
on July 26th,
I celebrated my 39th wedding anniversary.
Congratulations.
I know you were busy on Saturday and Sunday.
Today is Saturday evening.
Oh, you two.
I have a daughter.
I'm getting more and more excited.
It's July 28th, Monday.
It's summer now.
As for me,
on July 26th,
I celebrated my 39th wedding anniversary.
Congratulations.
I know you were busy on Saturday and Sunday.
Today is Saturday evening.
Oh, you two.
I have a daughter.
I'm getting more and more excited.
Oh, you two. I have a daughter. I'm getting more and more excited.
I'm so happy!
You're crazy!
I'm so happy!
What's up with you?
You're always like that.
We had a great time.
We had a great time with Fuka-chan.
It's amazing all of a sudden.
It's amazing.
Do you like "gourmet report" these days?
Thank you for your patience.
Please listen to the singer of the boy band "Queen".
He will sing a Japanese song for the first time in Japan this time.
Admire the sky and run through the sky
Back then, Hiroshima, contrails
Admire the sky and run through the sky
Back then, in Hiroshima, I admired the planes flying through the sky.
Suzuki did an interview for 24 hours last time in Yamaguchi.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, Suzuki.
I watched Suzuki's interview.
My father saw it.
Suzuki keeps getting interviews for 24 hours.
Yes, yes, yes, I'm getting old.
No, I'm a little sorry.
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
I don't want to be interviewed anymore.
Thank you for watching.
Ugly!
Dance, peace!
Nice! Sexy!
Okay, pump it! Pump it, baby!
You're my type! I want you! I need you!
Oh, yeah! Let's dance some more!
Please, let's dance!
No, no, no, thank you!
Dance with me!
No, thank you!
No, thank you! Get out of here!
Busu! No busu!
Yes, busu!
No busu!
Yes, busu!
No busu!
Yes, busu!
Yes!
Busu!
Yes, busu!
He's making a lot of noise.
I've endured it.
You've endured it?
Yes.
You've endured it?
Yes, I have.
I've endured it.
You have to endure it at least once.
(laughs)
Well, shall we start?
Come on.
(laughs)
Shall we begin?
(clearing throat)
Yeah!
Julia!
Yeah!
He's really long.
What did you want to do?
I really wanted to play a game.
I don't know what to do.
But in the end, it didn't start, did it?
It didn't start and we started.
But it didn't start because it looked round from my side.
That sadness is also there.
It's hot.
Yes.
Good morning.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
I'm director Mukudo.
I'm Fujioka Hiroshi.
Shall we start the meeting now?
Thank you for having me.
The questionnaire you gave me in advance has a lot of answers.
I'd like you to talk about it a little more.
I see.
Maybe you should have written it in detail.
That's right.
I see.
But I can't tell you about it on paper.
I thought it would be better if I told you about it in person.
I see.
Could you tell me about your youth?
Well, when I was a hero,
there was a suit actor in it.
I've been wearing it all my life,
but masks were too big at the time.
So when I was fighting,
I'd wobble and wobble,
and the side part would come forward.
I couldn't see, but I was still fighting.
There's a story like that.
That's interesting.
Then tell me about it.
But heroes are like dreams for children.
I don't want to talk about episodes like that.
I see.
Do you have any other episodes?
When I was a hero,
I got on my bike and fell while shooting.
I broke my leg.
I can't shoot anymore during that time.
But that's a story for adults.
That's good.
Then tell me about it.
But heroes are like dreams for children.
I don't want to talk about episodes like that.
I don't want to talk about it.
I see.
Do you have any episodes that you can air on TV?
Well...
I don't.
I see.
Excuse me, it's about time.
Let's go to the shooting.
Let's go.
Excuse me.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Can I have a coffee ad?
Coffee?
Yes.
Thank you.
I'll make time for you.
That's all I want.
You won't be on TV, will you?
What are you talking about?
You're such a gamer.
*sniff*
*growl*
Hello, manager of the meeting.
It's me, Anko.
I'm Imura Anko.
I came to work, but...
It's not like what I had in mind.
I didn't even know about gravure.
Of course, of course. I want money for that.
It's true. I'll do my best.
*sigh*
Good morning.
Oh, you're cute!
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
Likewise.
Well, let's get started.
Yes.
Well, first of all, look at that.
Yes.
Wow, it's nice.
Well, I'll take it.
Yes.
Okay, smile for me.
Okay, smile more. Okay, look happy.
Good, you're cute.
Can you do a different pose?
Can you use this?
What do you mean by "use this"?
Why do you need a banana?
I want you to use this and take a picture.
What do you mean by "use this"?
It's absolutely cute.
But it's impossible.
It's absolutely cute. Try it.
Is it really cute?
It's really cute.
Can you do it?
Put it on your cheek.
Put it on my cheek?
It's...
Try it.
It's...
Try it.
Is it cute?
Okay, I'll do it.
Good.
Can you smile for me?
Can you do a different pose?
Good.
Okay, let's use this.
What do you mean by "use this"?
It's cute.
What do you mean by "use this"?
What do you do with milk?
Use it and take it.
What do you mean by "take it"?
What do you do with it?
It's cute.
What do you do with it?
Wait a minute.
You should just use it!
You shouldn't just take it or...
You shouldn't just put it in or...
Are you sure?
It's cute.
It's cute, right?
Keep it as mentionable as possible.
You should just use it!
Okay.
Thank you very much.
Hello, this is manager of the match, Tango.
Yes, what did you say just now?
Yes, next time...
Next time, you'll do it on your own!
You'll do it on your own!
Tango went there, didn't you?
I got caught.
42,000 yen!
That means...
13,000!
That's frustrating!
It was like "Rocket Star".
It was amazing in the first half.
What's going to happen?
Basically...
They're persistent.