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Tonight's "Gaki no Tsukai" is the final episode of "Gourmet Report Championship".
Will they be able to convey the deliciousness of food?
This show will compete for "Gourmet Report" ability.
Last week, Endo reported ramen with tomato-based soup and cheese topping.
It doesn't feel like ramen.
This is tomato-based soup.
The noodles are thin.
He used his experience and high score.
Next, someone reported omelet rice at a Western restaurant.
It's delicious. It's very delicious.
It's different from the omelet rice I imagined.
It's delicious.
It has a strong taste.
I'm irritated.
He has little experience in food reports.
However, his reports are fun and his scores don't increase.
The third person is HOSEI, who has a lot of experience in reports.
It's delicious because it's fluffy and the green onions are crispy.
The green onions are crispy.
HOSEI reported the texture and taste of green onions and showed his skills.
Tonight, DANTAN will challenge "Gourmet Report".
It's delicious.
My appetite is growing.
What kind of "Gourmet Report" will they show us?
I'd like to be the first one.
He's the leader of the troupe.
"Gourmet Report" championship.
Hamada, 32 years of experience, will challenge.
He came to Akasaka, Minato-ku, Tokyo.
Hello, everyone.
Good evening.
You look very tired.
Am I in Akasaka?
You look scared.
I'm tired and...
Should I go to Pachislo?
It's raining a little bit.
The president of APA hotel is smiling.
He's giving me a punch.
This is it?
Sumi-yaki Steak Kuni-sack.
The hamburger looks delicious.
Right?
Hamburgers, steaks...
There's a lot of things.
If you don't eat here, I recommend you not to come here.
Let's go and have a look.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Today... - Yes, please.
- Thank you for coming. - Sure.
- Thank you for coming. - Welcome.
- It's spacious.
- Hello. - Welcome.
- It's spacious, isn't it? - Yes.
- Please take a seat. - What does that mean?
- You can't put your teeth in when you talk. - I see.
People who watch TV all the time, that's what Kuni is doing.
- See? - She explained it well.
We talked about what's in the restaurant,
but there's no report about the meat fridge at the entrance
or how the restaurant looks like.
- Here's your menu. - Thank you.
- There are so many menus. - Yes.
Since you came all the way here, do you have any recommendations?
Here's my recommendation.
- It's a 100% hamburger. - Is that it?
- Excuse me, but can I have it? - Sure.
You have something on your hand, don't you?
The water is good too.
Shut up!
What?
- This is... - I'm not going to say anything!
They report the restaurant until the food arrives.
That's what they're good at.
However...
They're only good at keeping their mouths shut.
One of the staff there...
While you're waiting,
could you report on the restaurant?
I see.
You talk more than you usually do.
This is like...
If you put down something like a child's seat...
A child's seat?
You can't see the person next to you.
No, you can't.
It's like an anti-independent blindfold.
Are you talking about philosophy?
You talk more than you usually do.
You know, Mr. Cameraman...
You know, you use a bag and put a wine in it.
It's stylish.
After the eye-catching report, they shut up again.
While they're talking, 100% beef hamburger is ready.
It's a specialty of this restaurant to bake it in an aromatic way.
The secret onion sauce of the restaurant is excellent.
It's a secret.
Excuse me.
It's amazing.
Excuse me.
It shouldn't be greasy, so please wear a mask if you don't mind.
I see.
Thank you for eating.
Yes.
This is 100% beef hamburger.
Yes.
Please eat it while baking it on the iron plate.
I see.
Thank you for waiting.
Can I pour the sauce on it?
Yes, you can.
Let me hear the sound.
It's hot.
Are you okay?
What are you doing?
Look at this.
I don't need it anymore.
It's amazing.
It's hotter than my face.
Can you cut it yourself and bake it on the iron plate?
Let's not do that.
It doesn't look good.
It doesn't look good at all.
It's good.
It's soft.
Personally, I like it better when it's grilled like this.
It's good.
Thank you very much.
It's good.
Where did you buy this meat?
Here it is.
Where did you buy it?
I bought it at a brand store.
Here it is.
Certainly, I felt like that.
Is it my fault?
He broke the cone he was going to eat with him.
And...
Here it is.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Look at this.
Please report this.
She's been waiting for you.
Was it really good?
Thank you.
Are you okay?
Was it really good?
Thank you.
Are you okay?
I'm scared.
Thank you for the meal.
This is...
This is a problem.
I'm not scared.
I'm scared.
What are you scared of?
This is a mess.
What's wrong with you?
This is too much.
Why are you saying like that?
As Endo-san said, this is a trend.
This is a trend.
This is more expensive.
I think this is more expensive.
This is fun.
This is more fun than usual.
This is more expensive than that.
For me, this is the most delicious food.
This is a waste of money.
I think it's a bad part of the instrument.
It's a bad part of the instrument.
It's a bad part of you.
First of all, please evaluate Hama-san's report.
Let's be honest.
Everyone, please show us.
0.1 point. 0.1 point.
2 points.
This is not good.
Where is the point?
The point is...
After this, Matsumoto-san...
Matsumoto-san...
Please say that you give 0 points.
I think it's a good part of the instrument.
Matsumoto-san, do you have confidence?
I think it's a good part of the instrument.
He said it.
Of course.
He is excited.
Of course.
Hosei-san said it.
I can't say it in pentagon.
I can say it in pentagon.
I want to see it.
It's like a side view.
What are you talking about?
Matsumoto visited a curry shop called "Bondi" which is located in a small shop.
Curry shop?
It has a history of 40 years and is loved by many people as the origin of Western-style curry.
What is Matsumoto's skill as a reporter?
Hello, everyone.
Where are we?
I'd like you to visit a shop in Jinbo-cho.
I'm not in a good health condition, but I'd like you to treat me to a good meal.
You're a full-fledged director.
Don't talk. You're a full-fledged director.
Let's get started.
This is a Western-style curry shop called "Bondi".
Without a reporter, this wouldn't be possible.
That's right.
There's no horse.
There's no sign that says "come in".
Let's go over there.
Look at this.
There are a lot of chairs lined up.
There are a lot of customers at this time of day.
There are a lot of customers.
Excuse me.
There are a lot of customers.
It's a little late now.
Still, there are a lot of customers.
That's amazing. There are a lot of customers even though it's not rush hour.
That's right. It's usually weekdays.
Do you have any recommendations?
My recommendation is beef curry.
- Beef curry? - Yes, beef curry.
Thank you for it.
Please wait a moment.
Of course, while they wait for the food, the report continues.
I didn't know much about this shop called "Bondi".
Do you do this, reporter?
The store report that touches the eye connects the time.
However, because the shops are crowded, curry does not come easily.
When we say curry, we think of Indian curry or something like that.
Curry we ate when we were children.
What are you talking about?
We don't want that kind of curry.
We want curry with a little thickness.
I think that's a big waste of curry.
It's not something you have to connect like this.
Here is his usual complaint.
I asked you for a recommendation.
Can you come out quickly?
Furthermore, the atmosphere of the store is...
You're complaining again.
It's hot.
You're complaining again.
Is it moist?
You're complaining again.
And then...
I'm sorry I made you wait.
The curry he was finally asking for...
Bondi's Recommended Beef Curry
Between beef and fruit's sweetness, a special spice's spiciness perfectly matches.
Beef is cooked slowly for 7 hours and has a melting softness.
Potatoes can be added separately from curry.
Actually, Bondi came up with this method of providing curry.
Can I ask you something?
Can I ask you something directly?
Is this cheese on top of rice?
Isn't it butter rice?
It's butter rice.
Is it cheese on top of butter rice?
I see.
What are you doing?
I haven't eaten it yet.
As soon as you eat it, you feel sweetness.
Some people want curry to be spicy.
That's why I told you to eat chili pepper at first.
What are you talking about?
Tell me about curry's taste!
Matsumoto started reporting curry's taste.
Curry's taste...
It's made from wheat flour, isn't it?
If you don't use wheat flour well, you won't get this thickness.
In order for Matsumoto to ask unclear questions again and again, the owner couldn't figure out why he started talking.
After that...
Can I have some potatoes?
Yes.
It's hot.
Potatoes.
You always steam potatoes in order to make them warm.
Yes.
How many potatoes do you always make?
About 30.
About 30 servings.
You don't want to eat that much, do you?
There is no sign of improvement.
When the staff saw the situation...
The reason why we don't put potatoes in it is because it's separate.
That's why you didn't tell me.
That doesn't mean you won't tell me.
You pulled it out of Matsumoto-san.
That's right.
Why?
That's what it is.
That's right.
Do you put potatoes separately?
That's right.
This restaurant has its own way of eating it.
Onions and carrots are always included.
But I don't put them separately.
But you don't eat like that, do you?
We are the first to eat like that.
That's not uncommon.
That's right.
You only sweat.
You sweat a lot.
Do you put meat in it?
That's right.
You put meat in it.
Do you put meat in it?
We use French demi-glace sauce.
We simmer meat in it.
That's how we make our curry.
It's unusual for you to put demi-glace sauce in it, isn't it?
We don't put demi-glace sauce in it.
You shouldn't say that.
I see.
Can I go home now?
No, you can't.
You can't do that.
I'll go home now.
Thank you.
I just threw away the refrigerator.
I threw away the refrigerator.
I am sorry for you.
I threw away the refrigerator and I was very angry.
Curry is important to me.
Have you ever eaten curry?
But there is no curry like that.
There is no curry like that.
Curry is not a rare dish.
The store manager is also fired.
What are you talking about?
He's fired.
That's right.
He's not allowed to say anything.
That's right.
He could only return it with rice.
Even if a genius says that it's covered in wheat flour,
he can only say "yes".
I see.
If you say "why is it covered in wheat flour?",
wheat flour won't come out.
You're a genius.
Anyone can tell.
If you say "yes" and "no", you can't say it.
That's right.
However, I felt bad for the staff.
They didn't explain anything to me.
We all felt bad for them.
That's right.
We all felt bad for them.
I didn't know where we were going,
and I was suddenly pulled down by a car.
I took them to a store with no signboards.
And we talked with strangers.
That's right.
We all talked with strangers.
We sat in chairs we had never sat in before,
and sat on tables we didn't know about,
and ate curry we'd never eaten before.
What is that?!
That's a report!
That's a report.
Let's vote.
Everyone, please vote.
Go ahead.
0 points.
Your eyes are too bright.
Senpai.
Your eyes are too bright.
Senpai.
Your eyes are too bright.
As you can see,
Endo won
thanks to his experience
during the day.
Downtown is shocking, isn't it?
No.
All the bad things about Downtown came out.
I want you to say other reports.
That's right.
It's a report you don't usually know about.
You know,
we are comedians.
That's right.
You guys are so cocky.
You guys are laughing all the time.
We know.
You should not make fun of us.
We are not making fun of you.
Of course you are. You are not using "dandan" at all.
What do you think about this?
We went to a curry shop.
I don't dare to say where we went.
We went there.
We went there at 6 p.m.
Me and my junior went there.
Two men.
We went first.
We were asked to sit in the middle of the table.
We said we were sorry.
We were wearing masks.
I didn't care about it.
I didn't like sitting in the middle of the table.
There was no one there.
I was asked to sit in the middle of the table.
My junior sat in the middle of the table.
I raised a chair and sat down.
He said "Please sit here."
I said "Okay."
I took off my microphone.
We sat together.
We were so crowded that we moved.
I've been told that three times.
That's amazing.
It's all manual.
Turn it over!
Is it flying?
I told you not to do it!
It's about half of what it is now.
If it flies, it will be reflected.
That's what I said.
I think you should say it in a little rebellious mood.
You've been told a lot of things.
You've already turned over all the manual.
That's not possible!
I made you do it!
I really made you do it!
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It's all manual.
That's right.
I went to a store and ate about 100,000 yen for about five or six people.
I asked them to produce it and they produced it.
I'm the oldest, so I pay for it.
We talk a lot, right?
But Yamanaki said, "Can I drink just one more?"
I said, "Well, isn't it okay?"
I added one more and asked for it.
650 yen!
Do you want it?
We've been doing it for 100,000 yen!
But it's only 650 yen!
But it's only 100,000 yen!
When you said 650 yen, I said "I know!"
You know, right?
I know if it's a chain store or something like that.
It's not like that!
A master is a store where you can decide for yourself.
I see, I see.
What did you do at the time? Did you tell them?
You paid for it, right?
Of course, I paid for it.
But on my way back, I yelled out, "I'm never going back!"
I'm never going back!
I know!
You pay for it!
You're such a beautiful man!