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There was a hotel where liars gathered at a certain hot spring resort
I don't like this segment that much
This segment?
I still feel like I'm a prisoner
But Yamaguchi san is on this show
It's fun
There's nothing more fun than being drunk
Now, we will explain the rules of the hotel where liars gather!
The person whose name and card with their first name on it will call someone and lie about their first name!
The person who is called will have to lie about everything and continue lying about it!
The first person to decide who will lie about everything will be...
- The first one? - Yes!
- Mr. Endo. - Mr. Endo is the first one to lie about everything.
- I'm really worried about you. - You're worried about me every time.
I want to ask you something.
I heard you haven't slept for 52 hours.
- Is that so? - I don't think so.
- If you say 52 hours, 4 hours and more... - Is it more than 4 hours?
Actually, you might not be able to sleep for a little longer.
- I think you will sleep for about 57 to 58 hours. - Huh?
- Why is that? - You won't be able to sleep?
Iron man?
- Huh? Iron man? - Iron man?
- You're interested in Iron Man, right? - What's he doing?
- You're interested in Iron Man and playing Mahjong, right? - I'm interested in it and I remember the players.
- You remember the players? - I remember the players.
I can't do it.
You can do it.
If I do it, it will move.
I can't do it.
You are working together.
If I do it for 50 hours, the other one will follow me.
If I do it like this, it will follow me.
You are working together for a week.
I can't do it for more than 50 hours.
I can't do it.
What is the biggest role you play?
I always play a big role.
For example?
You always say "pon".
If I say "pon", you will go back.
That's right.
You don't say "pon", do you?
What did I say?
You will go up.
Go up?
You have many reasons for saying "pon".
I don't think you need me to explain all the rules.
Just think about me.
Who I work with.
Which members you work with?
"Dear dizon".
That's a true story.
I saw it in the news before.
It's a coincidence.
I saw it in the news.
I have a story now.
I was upset because I didn't know what I was doing.
Who else?
I also have a story with Fusehiroshi.
The actor?
What's the name of the actor?
He looks strong.
Tiger Jet Shin.
He's a great member.
Tiger Jet Shin?
Sometimes he's not Tiger Jet Shin.
Tiger Jet Shin comes and goes.
Really?
I'm sorry.
He's sleepy.
He's not sleeping.
He's very sleepy.
I want to ask him.
I'm very sleepy.
But I want to do it.
I want to do it again.
People who have been doing it for a long time don't do it now.
They only do it occasionally.
I learned it last week.
It's the same for everyone.
If you learn it at this age, you'll be addicted to it.
I know that.
Su Chi Mong.
What?
Su Chi Mong?
He's into Su Chi Mong now.
What's Su Chi Mong?
It's...
It's a saying.
Is it still a saying?
Su Chi Mong.
I want to sleep!
What's your favorite role?
Sambaizer.
Sambaizer?
The sun is shining.
Sambaizer.
I'm going to sleep for a while.
You guys are amazing.
That's about it.
All-out, Live-Action Liar Hotel!
Those who draw a card with their name and first name and name those who draw a card with their name and first name will call someone and tell them a lie.
Those who draw a card with their name and first name will call someone and tell them a lie.
Yes.
Mr. Hamada.
Yes, yes.
I heard that your dad runs a banana farm in the Philippines.
What?
That's huge.
I didn't know about it.
He runs a huge farm.
I knew about it since I was a kid.
Really?
I don't know about it.
He has several percent of Japanese shares in bananas.
Wow.
Oh, you heard about it?
Yes.
I didn't tell anyone about it.
Who told you about it?
When I ate a banana, I thought it was a banana.
Who told you about it?
I don't know.
Most of the bananas we ate were not from here.
Where were you born?
I was born in the Philippines.
You're lying!
I thought you were born in Hattori.
No, I was born in Hattori.
Of course, I spent my childhood in Hattori.
You were born in a residential area in the Philippines, weren't you?
Yes, I was born in Manila.
What?
Do you have any trace of it?
No, I don't.
When you go to a shop, do you know it's our banana?
Yes, we do.
Where do you know it's our banana?
Our bananas are straight.
No way.
Our bananas are straight.
It's disgusting!
But you might have eaten it.
It's not straight.
Most of bananas are crescent-shaped like this.
Our farmers grow straight bananas.
Straight?
The one that's straight and close?
We sell them one by one in convenience stores.
Our banana is from Tanaka Farm in LA.
Tanaka Farm?
Yes, it's Tanaka Farm.
What's the brand name?
It's Tana Farm.
Tana Farm?
Yes, it's Tana Farm.
It's like Tana Farm.
I don't know much about bananas.
You don't know?
Can you tell me what's different about delicious bananas?
Delicious bananas are...
How can I say it?
They look straight, of course.
But they're disgusting.
I don't know what it's like.
You don't know what a banana is like?
It's disgusting.
You don't know what a banana is like?
You want me to tell you about it?
You want me to tell you everything about it?
No way!
I know what you're talking about.
You're talking about your own banana?
Where did you get it?
What is it?
I heard you got it from Puchiseikei.
Oh, come on. Your partner is holding it down right now.
How can you say that about your partner?
I'm sorry.
It's been like that with Okamoto every year.
Oh, is that so?
You keep saying you have to hold it down.
When Okamoto called me, I was so excited.
With my voice...
Yeah, Okamoto's voice is a little different now.
It's a small voice.
His voice is small.
Sometimes you can only hear him smoking.
Oh, I see.
He's talking to someone.
He's talking to someone and he's smoking.
With my voice...
Can I say this on TV?
Can you say it?
Honestly, it's not that bad.
My nose didn't come off.
Your nose?
Your nose didn't come off?
Your nose came off?
Is it an accident?
It's not an accident. What do you want me to do?
I want you to push it with that line.
It happens sometimes.
It's not a plastic surgery. You took it off and put it back on.
You sewed it back on.
To put it simply, it happens sometimes.
You should be careful, the doctor said. It's increasing lately.
Does it happen?
Yes, it does.
It comes off like this.
I did it like this, but some people do it like this.
It comes off like this sometimes.
It comes off like this when you eat it.
You're crazy!
You're not funny!
You're crazy!
You're not funny!
I sewed it back on.
Hamada-san, you sewed it back on.
Yes, I did.
You sewed it all back on.
I realized that Endo was lying to me.
I don't like that.
Endo says all the time that he doesn't use his iPhone or that he's never used his computer in the dressing room.
He says that all the time.
He says, "I don't know what you're talking about."
He does say that.
It seems like you hacked Pentagon's computer.
- That's... - What do you mean?
- You're lying. - I didn't do it.
- That's really serious. - No, it's not.
- It's really serious. - No, it's not.
- You can't hide it like that. - No, you can't.
- It's really serious. - I won't do it.
- Yes, you can't do it.
If you ask me if it's a lie or not, it's a lie.
- It's a lie. - It's really a lie.
- It's a lie. - Can I listen to you?
I had a conversation with a friend about golf next week.
When I got a message,
there were numbers I didn't know at all.
They were names of people who registered, like Shimizu- san and Ikegami-kun.
In the middle of it, there were numbers I didn't know at all.
I didn't know anything.
"Can I go golfing?" "Yes, please."
When I got a message like that, and when I came back,
it was like a pentagon.
I really don't know anything about it.
Hacking? Didn't you hack it yourself?
That's where it came from.
From the pentagon?
I didn't say pentagon.
It was someone who wanted to know about the pentagon.
It was a Japanese person.
A Japanese person who lived in Hong Kong.
It's not pentagon, is it?
Let's hear it.
Actually...
Let's hear it.
I don't know anything about it.
You don't know anything about it?
I didn't want to know anything about it.
The old man who lived in Hong Kong...
It's the first time I've heard of him.
He said he wanted oil in the Arab world.
I don't know much about it.
He said he wanted oil in the Arab world.
I said I didn't know much about it.
Who are you talking to?
Hacking?
Who are you talking to?
I don't know anything about it.
You hacked into the computer to hide it.
What did you do?
You're a hacker, right?
How did you hack it?
You launched the computer.
How did you launch it?
Where did you press it first?
Hacking...
You know where it is, don't you?
Mouse.
You know where it is, don't you?
You know it.
What are you saying?
First of all, what do you do?
What do you do?
What do you use first of all?
What is it?
OS.
I use OS.
I use OS 1.
It's a fever.
- Are you serious? - This is bad.
- This is really bad. - This is bad.
- Open it up. - Open it up and tell me.
- Open it up and what do you do? - First, the computer.
- The laptop. - The laptop.
- Open it up. - Open it up and?
- Like this. - Yes.
- And like this. - Yes.
- And like this and like this. - First, turn the mouse.
- Where do you put it? - Like this.
- Is there a problem? - What's the problem?
Go to Yahoo once.
Go to Yahoo once?
- Yahoo? - Yahoo?
Anyway, I go to Yahoo once.
I go there too.
I think it's no mistake to say something from Yahoo.
- Go to Yahoo. - Go to Yahoo.
Go to Yahoo and first of all, what's going on in the world now?
- Yahoo Japan, right? - Yahoo Japan.
- Go to Yahoo Japan. - The world.
- News. - There's a lot of things.
- Go to the news once. - There's a lot of things.
- Wisdom bag. - Yes, there is.
- Go to the entertainment. - Is there any top news?
I think it's like this.
Well, it's okay to see various things.
- It's okay. - It's okay for everyone.
- It's okay. - It's okay.
- It's hacking. - Where is hacking?
- It's hacking. - Yes.
You know this search bar in Yahoo's screen?
Yes.
If you put "hacking" in there...
- Hacking. - Hacking.
Search it.
You put "hacking" in Yahoo's screen?
Search for "hacking"?
I think it's just the meaning of "hacking" that comes up.
I'll do it.
It's Mr. Mazono's stand.
I don't know if this is really a show or a revolution,
but it seems like Yamazaki is a dog.
What?
It seems like a dog in the first place.
Is it finally over?
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's a dog.
No, it's not a dog!
I'm surprised.
Let's not do that.
Thank you, Mr. Hamamatsu.
I'm the happiest when you say that.
I'm really happy when you say it's not a dog.
But it looks like a dog.
I've confirmed it many times.
But it's definitely a dog.
A dog is a dog.
Dogs have a lot of nose and ears.
Are they amazing?
Yes, they do.
They smell all the time.
I can tell.
Someone is eating an omelet.
You can't eat an omelet.
Someone is eating it somewhere far away.
The smell of food is amazing.
Do they come in?
Of course.
It's amazing that they don't come out.
What do they do with poop?
It's a bad story.
They usually poop at night.
Do they poop as dogs?
It's not a bad story.
They always poop.
They always pull out sand.
Who pulls it out?
It's a cat.
It's not a cat.
It's sand.
It's a cat.
They pull out sand.
Is it their wife pulling it out?
I don't know.
It's their wife.
I don't know.
It's not a sand.
It's a cat.
It's definitely in the sand.
If you don't pull it out, you won't know where it is.
Can you tell me your dog's name?
My name is Tama.
It sounds like a cat.
It sounds like a female.
Tama...
It's Tamarino.
Tamarino?
Tamarina.
Tamarina?
It's Tamarina.
I remember now.
Tamarina.
Did you forget?
I don't think you've been told about Tamarina.
Tamarina!
Tamarina.
You're kidding me!
I remember now.
It's Tamarina.
Tamarina.
I didn't miss it.
It was Tamarina.
I didn't miss it.
Let's go.
It's out.
Recently...
Amada-san created a punk band.
Recently?
Punk?
Seriously?
If it's true, please don't do it.
Actually, we haven't done it yet.
We are recruiting members.
You haven't done it yet?
We haven't done it yet.
We are recruiting now.
There is a small place like Shimokita.
There is a place like Shimokita.
We are recruiting members there.
We haven't posted a postcard yet.
If we do, we will remove it.
If you say like that, we will remove it.
Experienced people are better.
We just want to do it.
But it's punk.
If you think about it, it's only punk.
It's not like that.
Have you decided the name of the band?
Punk.
The Punk.
It's The Punk!
The Punk.
Just like that?
Yes, yes.
The Punk.
Yes, yes, yes.
What do you say?
Do you have a name?
Me?
Yes.
Hama-punk.
You look like your son.
Hama-punk.
You look like you were pulled by your son.
This is the worst.
I can't do anything.
Hama-punk.
Here we go.
Hama-chan, it's a big one.
It's a big one.
When I heard about it, I felt sorry for you.
When I heard about it, I didn't know what to do.
This is really tough.
When I heard about it, I didn't know what to do.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Tsutan Kamen's curse?
This is really tough.
If you could start your life over, what kind of life would you like to live?
I'd like you to live a life that dissolves from the curse of Tsutan Kamen.
It's been going on for a long time.
Since when?
Since last summer.
That's recent.
That's why I'm not used to it yet.
I wish I was used to it.
It's tough because I'm not used to it.
What do you mean you're not used to it?
It's like a curse that makes you feel better when you get used to it.
I think we're used to curses, too.
But it hasn't been a year yet, so we're not used to curses yet.
How do you feel?
Do you have any pain in your body?
What kind of symptoms do you have?
Anyway, I have a lot of eye boogers.
Eye boogers?
Eye boogers are really bad.
That's about it.
Eye boogers?
That's about it.
You always have eye boogers.
Every time you say, "No, this is a titanium mask."
You can't help it.
At first you said it was a titanium mask curse.
But I'm sick of saying that.
It's hard for me.
I don't know why it happens.
If you don't say it, it's a good thing.
But I always have eye boogers.
I can't open my eyes in the morning.
You don't have eye boogers now, do you?
That's why I'm getting it stopped now.
I got a hard one from a doctor.
I took a hard, red medicine.
You stopped it with a medicine.
But you still have side effects.
It's hard for me.
What side effects?
It's terrible.
I have a bad nose.
Is that it?
Where do you get eye boogers?
Eye boogers and nose boogers.
It's a big deal.
Anyway, you have to stop eye boogers and nose boogers.
If you have eye boogers and nose boogers...
But you still have eye boogers?
That's what the doctor said.
He said, "Which one should I do?"
He said, "I can't stop either of them."
Does it last long?
I'm sure there's a way to get rid of it.
It's a curse.
I don't know how to get rid of it.
I know.
You have to drink oil.
Hot oil.
You can't do that.
That's pretty tough.
You can't do that.
It's hot.
I think it's amazing.
I don't think it's anything.
I think my throat will get smaller.
It's not a big deal.
It's nothing, of course.
I can't do it.
It's hard not to melt.
But the curse of titanium kamen is really scary.
I'm just saying.