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In the first episode of "Kids don't use it"
Hang on till you cry
Ototogisu championship
What do you mean?
I didn't use it at all
What?
I had my own timing
There were different situations
For each of us
In that situation
I was told to cry for real
I was not motivated at all
What are you talking about?
Tsukitei-san seems to be motivated
Well...
Tsukitei-san and Tanaka-san were motivated
I see
Well...
Tsukitei-san and Tanaka-san ate at an actor's house
At an actor's house?
I wanted to go to an actor's house
But I couldn't
I couldn't act
The rules are simple
You can act until you cry
You can give up
And...
Basically, I don't have any lines
I see. You feel good
I feel good
I don't have any lines
Really?
I did it with Yomiuri TV
Yomiuri TV's pipes are amazing
Then...
Tanaka will show his ability
Will he be able to cry?
Summer
- I see. - Tanaka is Tanaka, right?
- Yes. - That's right.
- This is... - What is this?
- Of course, our voices... - Can't be heard.
- That's right.
- Our concentration... - Yes.
- Can't be disturbed. - Who is this?
- Right? - Old man?
- Yes. - Ancestor?
- In the middle of a battle... - That's right.
- His face is...
- He's tired. - He's tired.
- His face is... - What?
- He's an actor. - An actor?
- He's an actor. - He's an actor's face.
- His channel...
- He's like this. - He looks like a comedian.
- From now... - He's staring at us.
- He's an actor. - He's getting tired.
- He's a good guy and very sharp. - Yes.
- He's coming. - Really?
- He's coming. - He's coming.
- Isn't it a lie? He's coming.
- Don't say that! - He's coming.
- He's coming.
- That's amazing. - He can't talk.
- He's turning around. - He can't talk.
- If you blink too much, you'll stop. - That's right.
- No one is waiting for you. - Yes.
- No, you can stop once. - That's a conspiracy.
I thought I'd stop for a second.
I thought I'd go.
You went all the way there.
I went all the way there.
I'm nervous.
I'm angry.
It was a big chance that came so soon.
Will they be able to make up their minds again?
But their faces are like that of an actor.
Oh, good!
They drew it from their facial expressions.
Yes.
Rather than their mental state...
They tried to deceive their brains with their facial expressions.
Their mouths were shaking.
Their mouths were shaking!
They were trying to deceive their brains.
They were desperate.
You can do it! You can do it!
This mountain...
That first mountain was impossible.
It's coming. It's coming.
Come, come, come, actor.
Oh, it's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
They were trying to pull it out, but their mouths were shaking.
This is a room situation, right?
No, it's their facial expressions!
This pressure...
Oh, it's stopped.
Is it stopped?
I'm tired of looking at it.
Certainly, nothing has changed.
Unexpected long battle.
They are anxious and can't cry.
Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
That mouth is good.
That mouth is...
It's dirty, isn't it?
It's about time for dinner, isn't it?
Come on!
It hasn't changed at all!
It's a normal face!
It's a normal face of their debut!
Only time goes by mercilessly.
It's coming.
It's coming, detective.
Well...
It's funny for a moment...
Come on! Come on!
It's funny for a moment...
It's shining over there.
That's right.
A little more, go!
The edge...
Yes, the edge.
Fall at the edge.
Fall, fall, fall...
I got it.
No, no, don't blink!
You mustn't blink!
If you blink, you'll fall.
Right?
Yes.
No, you can't do it.
Ginkgo!
Of course it's like that!
You should have stuck to it!
What are you talking about?
At the end, with Ogan...
He stuck to it...
It's tough, isn't it?
I can't believe Tanaka didn't make it.
24 minutes!
I was thinking of my dad.
You were thinking of your dad.
But you didn't drop it.
I didn't drop it.
I'm sorry.
It was difficult for me.
Tanaka, an actor and comedian,
didn't give up!
If he succeeds in the future,
it will be a disaster!
That's not good!
I did it!
His acting ability and ability are unknown!
Will Tsukitei Hosei cry?
What kind of setting is this?
Dad, this is bad, isn't it?
How much do you believe in yourself?
Dad!
Can I talk to you for a moment?
What's up?
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Dad...
Thank you...
for raising me so well...
until today.
I...
am going...
to get married today.
Until now...
I've always been selfish...
and worried about you.
I'm sorry.
I...
was really happy...
to be born...
to a father...
and a mother.
From now on...
I'm going to build...
a happy family...
like a father...
and a mother...
together.
Thank you...
for everything...
you've done for me...
She's crying!
Shut up, you idiot!
Wow!
She's crying!
What did you say?
I had a lot of things to say!
It might be in the middle of the show!
Wow!
She's crying!
She's trying to cry now!
She's crying!
She can't win!
Wow!
She's amazing!
2 minutes!
Of course I thought it was ugly, but...
His nose was still drooping.
Yes.
His nose was still drooping.
It's a barrier to death.
He did it! He did it!
Connors and Matsumoto are in the same class!
He's going to go crazy!
As a movie director, he can't show an embarrassing performance!
Matsumoto, will you cry?!
A park?
Yes, it's a park.
Children are playing.
It's a real thing!
Yes, it is.
Children are playing.
What's wrong?
What does it mean?
It's cute, isn't it?
It's cute!
He's divorced.
It's hard to see each other.
Isn't it like that?
It's hard to see each other.
Ah! But...
It's coming in from his face.
Ah! But...
Ah! Yes!
It's coming!
Kanaami is covering it up.
It's just connected.
Kanaami is covering it up.
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
It's amazing!
Kanaami is in the way!
Wow!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing, that's amazing!
She's here!
You're kidding me!
She's crazy!
- Again! - She's a real girl!
- That's right! - That's right!
Of course she's not!
She's fast!
Yama-chan is here!
1 minute and 50 seconds!
You're kidding me!
- The story continues! - Again, again!
The story continues!
- Again! - Again!
What's wrong?
That's incredible!
- She made up a story. - Exactly!
- She was planning it all along. - She was planning it all along.
- That's why we can't meet her. - That's right.
- That's incredible!
- That's scary! - That's scary!
- What were you thinking? - It's really sad when we're playing by ourselves.
- That's right. - I see!
- We're pitiful kids, right? - That's right!
- That's scary!
- It's done! - Hamada-san!
- It's done! - Anyway!
- It's done! - You can't think of us as a variety show staff!
- That's right!
- I see!
They've succeeded twice in a row and they want to have a good time!
Will Hamada be able to cry?
- Huh? - Ah...
- Oh! - Huh?
- Is it a child's play?
- Oh! - Oh!
- This is... - This is hard!
- This is definitely not a play!
- He ran away! - He ran away!
- Ah...
- He ran away and...
- Well...
- Hamada's dog...
- This is...
- Hamada's dog is winning, right?
- Yes, yes! He's winning!
- Surprisingly, this guy...
- This guy...
- This guy is no good! - Are we in the same category?
- This guy is no good!
- I feel like I've given up.
- That's true.
With difficult themes,
they can't get into the play.
However,
the "cry" switch
suddenly comes in.
What kind of emotion is this?
Huh? But it's coming!
It's coming!
Look!
It's coming!
Come on! Come on!
Yes!
Come on!
Yes!
Wow! It's coming!
Yes!
No way!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Mr. Hamada!
It's not a piece of cake!
Yes!
It's here! It's important here!
It's important here!
Yes!
He's waiting for it to come out, isn't he?
Yes!
Well...
This is a pattern that happens for a long time.
For a long time...
What's going on?
It seems like it's over.
I wonder.
That first mountain...
This is a "tanaka" pattern.
Well, please go, Mr. Hamada.
It's a relief.
The situation is once again in a long battle.
Come on!
It's coming! It's coming!
The left eye!
Come on!
You can do it!
Don't lose there!
I think I know what it is.
You know what it is, don't you?
Miku looks like Genji.
What is it?
Is it a commercial for Fumakiller?
10 minutes from the start.
Looking for a solution.
It doesn't look white at all.
Where are you looking at?
Even if it's not white, I want you to look at it.
What is it?
Is it an octopus?
It's a facial expression.
It's been 10 minutes.
It's a facial expression.
Is it hard?
It's coming in.
Is it hard?
I can't do it anymore.
Unfortunately, it's over.
That's impossible.
Even if you look at the dog's voice, it's not good.
I don't like it either.
It only looks like a commercial for Fumakiller.
It's a comedy.
It's the first time I've seen it.
I'm sorry.
Yomeguru-do's pipe is gone now.
It's dangerous.
Kokoriko can't act.
Will you be able to change that fate?
Concert?
This?
This is tough.
It's tough for me.
It's tough for me and for the show.
What is it? You have it.
Retirement?
What is it?
It's hard to understand.
Do you see something?
It's like you're bleeding.
Really?
It's like that.
Retirement.
This is definitely retirement.
Oh, you're going to take it off.
I see.
So, you're going to take it off.
It was a "k".
There's no laughing about it.
It's a "sukege".
You're going to change it while looking at the mask.
I see.
It's called "soumato".
It smells a little bit.
Wait a minute.
The first "yamae".
You're right.
I took it off.
Oh, no.
I took it off.
Oh, no.
I want to open my eyes.
It smells like "daiei".
You're right.
You're staring at it.
It's not like that.
You're changing it.
You have good intentions.
Oh, it's not like that.
You see?
I took it off.
Did you miss it?
You took it off.
I took it off.
Did you change it?
Yes, I did.
Can you wear a belt?
Endo failed at the start dash.
I can't drive anymore, so I started moving.
Oh, I see.
He's trying to find a way to play.
He's struggling with his hands.
- What is it? - What is it?
Yomiuri, I'm watching you!
I'm tired of playing golf.
I'm definitely not a professional wrestler.
I'm tired of this shirt.
I'm keeping my eyes wide open.
- I see. - That's a good idea.
- Keep your eyes wide open. - I see.
- Let it dry. - I see.
What are you talking about?
- That's enough. Change and take a shower. - I can't do it anymore.
- I can't do it anymore.
That's right.
Just as expected, they had a big conflict.
- Your face is... - Look, Shinji Mori came in.
- Really? - Up here...
- Oh, he opened his eyes. - Oh, this pattern.
- It stinks. - It stinks.
It's like a recovery play.
Oh, he's looking up. He's looking up and keeping his eyes wide open.
- This might be a good idea. - I see.
Keep your eyes wide open.
- What is it? - Oh, it's like...
- He turned on the lights... - Oh, that's disgusting.
and said, "Let's burn this place down."
It's creepy and scary.
- That's right. - What kind of face is that?
- Shinji Mori came in. - What kind of face is that?
It's like Shinji Mori when his mother banned him from singing.
What? Really?
Then what am I supposed to sing?
The empty time passed by 20 minutes.
It's giving Kokoriko a lot of time.
We are the only ones who are really taking a lot of time.
Cry for me!
What's up?
A new expression has come out.
Isn't it good?
You can really stop when you open your eyes.
What a timing!
It's perfect!
They struggled and suffered a lot, but their determination was unyielding.
I knew it would be like that in the beginning.
Hurry up and go home.
Your acting is terrible.
My acting is terrible?
Every time you open your eyes...
My acting is terrible?
Every time you open your eyes...
What did you do while watching this?
I finally took off my mask.
You felt like you were in Shikoku.
Yes, I got the champion belt.
You saw the belt, didn't you?
Yes.
I fought Escargotman.
You guys don't fight that much.
We didn't fight.
Out of five people, three failed.
Tanaka has a lot of drama work.
I hope it doesn't affect his future work.
Can you do it again?
Yes.
Is there a good situation?
But this is...
This is too difficult.
I see.
If you're tired, let's go home.
I'm going home.
Are you really going to Shikoku?
Not Shikoku.
I really thought it was a grave.
So Shikoku came to visit the grave.
Which one?
The one who apologized to his opponent during the game.
So you went to his grave.
But he's your best friend.
Yes.
You can do it right away in Kabul.
I understand.
I'm going.
Tanaka is crying for revenge.
Will he...
This is difficult.
I thought he could do it.
He's good.
He's better than before.
He's such a weak pro wrestler.
He's definitely a fake from Shikoku.
That's right.
But I know him.
If he decides in three minutes, I'll say no.
I see.
He might be concentrating.
That's possible.
That's good.
I'm counting on you, actor.
He's coming.
He's fast.
He's like, "I'll do it like this."
He pushes his chin like this.
He's coming.
One more acceleration.
Step on it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it at all.
He's coming.