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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai" I said, "I understand him the best. You like him anyway, don't you, warrior?"
I'm sorry.
Don't look at me like that.
I'm sorry.
I'm a little tired.
I'm tired, too.
I don't know why.
I'm a little tired.
What's wrong with you?
I'm tired, too.
Please, "Unit Leader" of "Gaki no Tsukai".
Leader.
Are you a leader?
I'm not a leader.
When you were riding on "Yahoo! News", you found a rare insect.
What a happy news you are!
You're out of your mind!
It's white.
It's warm.
What a happy news you are!
It doesn't matter.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
You're amazing.
I was wondering if you weren't interested in me.
You disappeared from "Yahoo! News" immediately.
I'm sorry for my punishment.
I'm sorry.
Asuka quit drugs, but he didn't quit illegal sex.
Are you OK?
I'm OK.
Please.
You're a womanizer at this moment!
You must be a womanizer at a store!
Last time, we had Yuichi Kimura as our guest.
We bought what we thought were Kimura's new ideas and presented them to you.
And tonight, our special guest is...
Our guest for tonight is...
Hello!
What's up with you?
I'm wearing this flat top today.
I see.
Let me stab you in the heart.
Don't say that!
Our first female guest is an independent comedian, Tomochika!
Five people will present their favorite tops, bottoms, and one-point items!
Will the five of them be able to find out what they like?
Before the show starts, our guests go shopping.
Matsumoto goes to Ginza in search of his favorite bottoms.
Well...
For example, this one.
I'm sure it's different.
It's not like this.
I'm sure it's like this.
I don't know if it'll fit me or not.
I don't know if it'll cut me or not.
It won't.
For our female guests...
On the other hand, Tanaka is heading to a loft in Shibuya for a 1pt item.
It's hard to get one point since it's wide.
I see. I see. I see. The bag is usable too.
I see. I see. Yeah. Yeah.
But Tanaka is wondering what to use it for...
I see. I see. I see. Is it working?
Oh it's fine
I can see it
Are you going with this?
Yeah I'm going this way
There are so many
Hosei heads to a shopping center in Toyosu
She doesn't know much about it
She doesn't know much about it but she's calm about it
She's wearing it
Oh my
A summer bag like this
A flower like this
Do you call it star grass?
She wears it and walks with it
And for some reason, Endo heads to a youngster's town, Harajuku
I go to a lot of trendy shops
She knows herself well and visits trendy shops
Excuse me
Can I say something?
It's not private but...
Endo, you're serious, right? That you like this and Mochika-san, right?
I'm serious
Hamada went to Planten Ginza in search of tops.
I have some information.
What is it?
I can't say it here, but isn't Tomochika-san a little too elegant?
I've never seen anything like this.
It's difficult. Tomochika, women are difficult.
This time, Tomochika herself will take home the first prize product.
The buyer will buy the second prize product for himself.
Tomochika-san, do you have a particular preference?
I'm particular about design or material.
I may not have been conscious of the material.
I like vivid colors or vitamin colors.
What does that mean?
You like vitamin colors?
What is vitamin color?
To be honest, I have a design obstacle in my head.
Red jumper, right?
First of all, Tomochika's favorite tops will be presented by Tanaka.
Of course, when I think back on Tomochika's work, I think this is it.
Tanaka, you watch a lot of movies, don't you?
I work a little bit.
You don't have much impression of it, do you?
You're right. I don't have much impression of it.
What do you mean?
Which one do you like better, Tomochika or Tanaka?
And you're not interested in Tanaka at all, are you?
Actually, I like him very much.
Really?
Didn't you know that?
No, I didn't know that.
In any case, I like Tanaka the most.
Really?
But I'm happy.
I want you to choose one for me.
Topsy-turvy?
I want to be topsy-turvy, too.
I've been watching your shows.
I'm sorry.
You're not topsy-turvy.
You're a buzz-neck.
You don't look like you're wearing tight clothes.
I know you.
You're showing your face.
No, no, no.
That's Dionysus Asuka.
You're a buzz-neck.
You're not topsy-turvy.
You're a buzz-neck.
You're not topsy-turvy.
What's this?
It's heavy.
You're good.
You're a buzz-neck.
Endo will introduce you to his favorite top stores.
Is this good?
This is "merci beau coup."
Merci beau coup.
The color is good.
This is for fun.
Spread it out.
Show me.
You're wearing a vest.
It's too big.
This is for topsy-turvy.
It's not for topsy-turvy.
I'm serious.
It's not for topsy-turvy.
It's easy for women to understand.
I'm sorry.
It's not for topsy-turvy.
It's too big.
Endo!
It's too big.
It's about this big.
It makes you look fat.
I know.
Topsy-turvy.
It makes you look like Hashida Sragon.
No. 3 is Hosei. He has something in common with Tomochika.
I'm on a diet with Tomochika.
Oh, really?
We did a commercial together.
This label is quite famous.
Yes, it is.
"Burberry." "Burberry Blue Label."
But it's really nice.
The material is good.
I like the feeling of weight.
It's really nice.
It's only two sizes.
No, no, no.
It doesn't look like you at all.
You look like an old man.
No, no, no.
Look at the back.
The line is really beautiful.
Endo's is too big.
It's too small.
It's like a bamboo.
It's too big for me.
It's too big for you.
The design of the front and back is different, but it's cute.
Thank you very much.
Next is Hama.
Hama seems to have a secret plan.
It's very simple.
Do you know it?
It's simple.
I got Tomochika's point and put it in it.
No, no, no.
No.
No, no.
No, no, no.
It's true.
No, no, no.
What is it?
Is it an animal pattern?
It has an animal pattern.
Tomochika-san, there is information that you like animal patterns.
What?
Actually, yes.
Really?
Who told you that?
Isn't it a skin color?
It's a little small.
If it's a skin color, it looks naked.
If you look at it from behind, it really looks naked.
It's naked.
It's not naked.
Why is Tomochika naked?
The last one is Matsumoto.
This is...
I think it suits Tomochika.
Don't say that.
Tomochika will choose it.
I like it.
I like it because I want to see Tomochika's smile.
Ah!
What is it?
It's an overhead camera.
You did it!
This is Tomochika!
You did it!
This is me!
This is Tomochika!
This is me!
This is not me!
This is a national costume.
No way.
Don't wear a national costume.
It's good to wear this.
It smells very much!
It's not me.
It's not me!
You've grown up with Gun.
I've grown up.
Really?
Are you serious?
But I really saw Tomochika.
The only one who can answer this is Tomochika Itami Juzo.
See, I told you.
Which one is Tomochika's favorite?
The winner is...
This one!
Tomochika!
Which one is Tomochika's least favorite?
Here is the answer!
I'm a little sad.
Really?
How many points would you give it out of 100?
It's really 0 points.
It's not that bad.
Matsumoto paid for it with his own money.
I'll read it in detail.
Are you serious?
You don't like it anyway, do you, championship?
Next, we'll present you "bottoms" that Tomochika seems to like.
I really want you to wear it.
I'm happy about it.
Really? Then I'll wear it.
You know, Tomochika is...
Hanpanma
You should buy it, Tomochika!
Tomochika, I'm serious.
"Hanpan" you say?
Yes, I say it a lot.
It's like you're saying "wow" to me in a low voice.
What are you talking about?
How about a string?
If you put a string on it, it will bulge.
It won't come out.
Because it's thin?
Don't lie!
Because it's thin?
It'll be like a circus.
Next, we'll present you "bottoms" that Hamada likes.
I think this is Tomochika's style.
Thank you very much.
I haven't seen Tomochika's clothes that much.
I see.
I know what you mean.
Ah!
Not an apron!
Hey, try it on.
I think he looks good, too.
Ah!
It's an apron made of cotton fabric.
What are you doing?
Next is "bottoms" presented by Tanaka.
I've also changed my direction.
Tanaka is…
No, no, don't show your butt.
Don't show your butt.
You're too young.
As Kosei said earlier,
I've tightened up my body.
So, of course, Tomohashi can give a good speech.
Of course, I like it.
I see.
But you're not showing your butt.
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you serious?
I don't like it.
It suits you well.
Next is "tops".
Will they be able to recover from their mistakes in "tops" ?
Do you know "tomohashi's vitamin color" ?
Vitamin.
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you conscious of it ?
It's hard.
What ?
Look.
He's laughing.
It's hard. It looks very hard.
What's that ?
What's that ? Ours doesn't change much, either.
Ours is connected, too.
Ours is similar to Mr. Hamao's.
Really.
Is it a child's apron ?
I think it's good, but...
It's amazing.
Certainly.
It would be nice if it was a bag.
This kind of bag.
In summer.
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you know me ?
It's Mr. Maeno's.
It's different.
It's completely different.
The last one is Hosei, who aims for first place for two in a row.
Where is it ?
This is...
Bilando...
Churu.
Do you know that ?
Do you know Bilando Churu ?
Yes, I do.
Look.
Your face is dull.
No, no.
Oh, it's a long pants.
Wow, isn't it too much ?
Don't you want to hide it ?
I don't want it.
I really don't want it.
Let's go and watch a comedy show.
I'm serious.
Let's go and watch a comedy show and make only curry.
Let's go and watch a comedy show and eat only hot food.
Tomohisa, you should make it next time.
No, no, no.
I think it's enough.
What kind of pattern is it ?
Yes, flowers...
What kind of pattern is it ?
Flowers ?
Buds.
Yes, buds.
Buds pattern.
Buds.
Not flowers.
Buds.
Which one is Tomohisa's favorite ?
Come on.
It's Hamada-san's favorite.
No way.
It's not fair.
If you recommend me this, I might buy it.
Really ? Thank you very much.
Which one do you like ?
Actually, Matsumoto-san's favorite was chosen as number one or number two.
Come on ! Shut up.
It's not fair.
It means you like all of them.
That's right.
It's not fair.
Thank you very much.
I'm just excited.
Can Hosei avoid getting dumped ?
It's End-san's favorite.
It's not fair.
It's a house girl's favorite.
So, Entou decided to get dumped.
The last one is a one-point item.
Hamada-kun will present it.
You can use it in summer.
You can use it in a cold room.
One-point item ?
A scarf or a stole.
Isn't it weird to use it as an animal ?
Look at its face.
Can you blow on it ?
It doesn't look like an animal.
It looks like one of our make-up artists' painting.
It's good or bad.
I feel young again.
Well, well, well.
Next up is Tadaka.
He chose this item perfect for summer.
He chose this item perfect for this season.
Are you an adventurer, Naomi Uemura?
Of course I am.
I will climb up this mountain!
And by chance,
when Mr. Hamada took out his T-shirt,
he said he liked animal patterns.
First of all, sense!
Thank you very much.
No, no, no.
You should stop it!
No, Tomohisa, this is good!
You should say it!
No way!
"It was actually an animal pattern"?
Yes, yes, yes! You can say that.
I don't need it.
You don't need it.
You don't need it!
You got it!
Next is the one-point item chosen by Hosei!
This is already in season.
Yes.
One-point item?
Look!
Oh!
Yes.
It doesn't look like "oh"!
That color...
Is it a vitamin color?
I think it's a cute color.
Yes.
It doesn't look like anything.
No, this is different.
I think it goes well with Hamada-san's clothes.
It's better not to match it with that.
Yes, but it might be better not to match it.
Next is Endo!
He wants to avoid losing money for two in a row, but...
Can you open it for me?
Yes.
This is a brand called "6% Dokidoki".
Like "Carry Pamipam" and others...
It's not like that at all.
It's a rather old shop.
It's quite broken.
Yes, like this.
Wow!
What?
This is...
Seriously?
It's a joke!
It's a party joke!
It's a party...
It's not like a joke at all.
It's "Mr. Okurena".
It's not like that.
It's "Mr. Okurena".
It's "Mr. Okurena" now.
For example, his hair.
Oh, that's good.
Or his ride like this.
Endo's ride like this.
For example, his hair like this.
Oh, my!
Out of all of them, that one was the funniest.
The funniest?
The youngest one was the funniest.
Anyway, you can do whatever you like.
What is Matsumoto's one-point item?
I want you to try on whatever you can do.
Well, I'll try it on...
Whatever you can do.
It's like you're wearing a yoga mat.
When I saw it, I was like, "Wow, Tomochika!"
Oh, Tomochika's wearing it!
Seriously.
It looks like a kimono.
Underwear?
It's raw underwear.
Hey...
It's too narrow.
It looks like you're wearing it, Tomochika!
It looks like you're wearing it.
It doesn't look erotic.
Tomochika-san, by the way...
Do you have your own kimono of that color?
I do.
You do! I'm sure you do!
Everyone brings their own kimonos.
But it's a pretty color.
Look at that.
Huh? It's an anpai?
Is an anpai that big?
Aren't underwears really big?
No, it's big.
Oh, it's a big one.
Why are you wearing it normally?
But you're Tomochika, aren't you?
Oh, that's right.
I'm not very good with tea bags.
So I'm relieved that I'm wearing a lot of fabric.
I know you're not good with it.
I don't hate it at all.
But you're saying "sassa, sassa, sassa" when you're not saying anything.
That's true.
You've moved a little, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Who will get the one-point item that Tomochika likes?
The winner is...
Matsumatsu-san!
Yes!
I'm sure you will!
That's a good one!
I'll wear it right away!
He wears it right away in the dressing room.
It's convenient for me to walk around like that!
But you went to buy it, didn't you?
I didn't know about it.
I didn't need it, so I gave it to my colleague for a rice ball.
It was scary, wasn't it? An old man about two meters tall bought it for me.
The one-point item that you don't like the most is...
The one-point item is...
This one!
Thank goodness!
How did you like it today?
Actually, I wanted to wear this dress more often.
I thought you might like it.
I did!
Did you?
I did!
I want you to wear it!
It was your first time as a woman.
Yes!
It must have been difficult for you.
Yes, it must have been difficult for me.
Now that you're wearing that underwear, I hope you'll wear it when you're on set next time.
That's right!
I won't do it again!
I was so embarrassed for a moment!
You're wearing such big pants!
You're wearing it so casually!