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Stop it!
What do you want me to do?
Don't cut me off!
Ouch!
Take this!
Karta battle to find out Toshi's true feelings!
Karta Battle
What kind of person is Toshi?
I'm just so-so.
Don't you have any worries?
I have no worries.
The Karta Battle for Toshi's reward is on fire!
So far, Hamada is leading by one head!
And tonight!
Toshi can't stop going wild!
I've never seen that before!
Downtown is in that period of time!
Why does downtown have anything to do with muscles?
And Toshi knows all about the 80s entertainment world and idol history!
But you must have had some trouble that night, right?
That's...
Toshi will tell you all about his idol days!
Toshi Produce Karta Battle
Tonight!
Here we go!
Of course, Michael is number one!
Let me find it.
Michael is the best.
I loved it.
I was moved for the first time in this world.
It was an open reel.
The tape was this big and hard.
When I went to the training camp in the summer of 2015,
Johnny told me to watch it.
At that time, a group of white Osmonds and a black Jackson 5.
They showed me both.
At that time, Michael was cool and shocking.
I knew Michael Jackson because Toshi-chan told me about him.
What kind of connection is that?
Let's hold hands.
You guys, come here.
That's right.
What are you doing?
Give it back.
What are you doing?
I'm happy.
What is it?
Give it back.
Again?
How many times do you want me to do it?
What do we do about this?
Is it over?
Is it no good?
No, it's fine.
I'll show you something special.
Ouch, my feet are numb.
Are you okay?
Are you okay with your feet numb?
Toshi-chan will show us his proud moonwalk.
Of course.
Even Michael wouldn't do it.
Let's go.
Is that okay?
Amazing.
Really.
Even in this difficult situation.
Thank you.
Is it okay if I don't turn?
My feet hurt.
Your feet are numb, right?
But...
Try it.
Try it, Hoseki-san.
Can you do it?
Moonwalk?
Music!
He's still good at it.
But Tanaka is the best.
30 points.
Okay, music.
Are you making fun of Michael?
No, I'm not.
30 points.
Next, Hamada will do moonwalk, too.
I can't do it.
No way! You're taking over Michael.
You're so funny.
I don't know about that.
You're so funny.
Then you do it.
Please do it.
I'll do my best.
Do it.
Please do it.
What are you doing?
I put milk in it.
Milk.
He put milk in it.
You're right.
That's terrible.
That's dangerous.
That's terrible.
In this way, Yamazaki is the best.
Right?
Do you like Michael?
I love Michael.
Do you want me to do it again?
What is it?
Michael's number 18.
That's it.
That's it, isn't it?
From now on...
I don't know.
What are you doing?
I got a cramp in my leg.
It doesn't matter.
Why?
Why does it matter?
Don't cheat.
I'll do it.
Tsukitei Hosei.
I want to do it, too.
There's something.
That's it.
I wanted to do it like you.
You see it every day, right?
It really hurts, doesn't it?
It hurts like crazy.
Your eyes are facing this way.
My eyes are facing this way.
It doesn't harden after being hit.
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
I didn't do it on purpose.
Your brain is shaking, isn't it?
It really hurts.
Toshi-chan, you should go out, too.
I want to go out, too.
I want to go out, but...
I don't know if I can go out.
It's not funny just because you went out.
To be honest, it's not funny at all.
You can't do that!
What is it?
Haven't you seen it before?
It's Hamada-san's!
It's completely the opposite!
That's right, there's a lot of opposites!
What is this?!
What's wrong with you?!
Look at mine, isn't it really interesting?
No, no, no...
Just by appearing...
Think about it.
I'll just sing "Ninjin Musume" normally.
Are you stupid?!
You're really fast!
He's fast!
Here I go!
Super pressure that I have to win!
What is it?
I'll try to catch you!
Wow!
Amazing!
What's this?
Oh, I know what it is.
Baseball, swimming...
It's not baseball...
Special competition!
Special competition...
Why is it so random?
You're good at this, aren't you?
Matsumoto-san also said "baseball" when he was little.
I said it! I said it!
You said it, didn't you?!
I said it!
What is it?
Why is it getting closer and closer to a physical relationship?!
What's wrong with you?!
This picture...
This is amazing, isn't it?
In the end...
This is the sports competition...
All-star...
Swimming competition...
All-star...
Long pitch...
And...
Are you serious?!
I'm serious.
The program side is...
I want to win against the best players in the world and make my team win.
That's what I'm aiming for.
I see. That's why you're under pressure.
- That's why... - That's why...
- When people don't like me... - Yes, yes, yes.
- Even if you win... - Look at him! He's cold!
- That's what's cool about me. - I see, I see.
- So I remember it well. - Yes.
- After the best match... - Yes.
- On the way back to the training camp... - Yes.
- Do you know the slope of Aoyama Cemetery? - Yes.
- The slope of Sakurayanamiki. - Yes, I know it.
- I ran up that slope at night for about two weeks. - You did it?
- You're a hard worker! - Yes.
- I can't swim in the swimming pool anymore... - Yes.
- But I went to the swimming school properly. - What?!
- For about two weeks. - You're an idol!
- But you have to work hard! - Yes, yes, yes.
- You can't lose! - Yes, yes, yes.
- But you did it a few times that night, didn't you? - That's...
- You guys... - That's the only thing I'm looking forward to.
- That's amazing! - That's the only thing I'm looking forward to.
- It's like I'm living in Kamihama.
- Here I go!
- What is LINE?
- La... - Oh!
- Hai! - Hai!
- iPhone user. - Hai! - Hai!
- Gala user.
- One point, one point. - Oh!
- Eh, really? - What do you mean?
- How long has it been a while? - One point for gala user.
- First of all, you still play gala game - Well, yes, there are many of them.
- When did you changed it? - I changed it quite early.
- Like 3-4 years ago, maybe now... Ah, maybe even earlier.
- Then can you play like this? - Of course I can do it like this.
- Apple? - Apple, too.
- Apple? - Line?
Your hands are so dry.
They're so dry.
- You don't need it, do you? - No, I don't.
- See? - I don't need it.
- Really? What's wrong? - What's wrong with you?
- Your hands are so dry. - They're so dry.
They really are.
You're crazy!
- You're crazy! - Well...
Obviously, it's not as funny as the first half.
It's pretty funny.
Look at Tadaka's smile.
- Tadaka is having fun, too. - Yes.
- But I'm having a lot of fun. - You are.
- There's nothing more fun than this. - Yes, it's a lot of fun.
- The first half is the most fun, right? - Yes!
Well, this kind of fun makes me laugh right away.
It's funny.
Here we go.
The one who can do it is a star.
Yes, yes, yes...
Yes!
- Yes! - Yes!
- I said "yes"! - Yes!
He just said "yes"!
- Out! Out! - No, it's not "out"!
- Yes! - Yes!
- It's not "out" if you say it like that! - Yes!
- What's wrong? - What's this?
- What's wrong? - I have been very busy. - Yes!
- Yes! - After I debuted, 10 years have passed and there are no more time to sleep. - Yes!
- Yes! - You say it but... - I say it but I was really very busy. - Yes!
There's a schedule, right?
A full-time job.
Full-time, right?
That's right.
When I wake up in the morning, my face is swollen.
Even though you're not swollen?
That's right.
That's amazing.
And in the afternoon, I go for a drama shoot.
Or I shoot for a TV show.
At night, I do a live broadcast.
Or I go for a recording.
And you work all day, right?
And you're the most energetic, right?
Twenty-five, sixty, seventy.
Sometimes it's a bubble.
You can't take a break.
I have to go to Chonin!
Wow!
That's amazing!
You work every day.
You finish work at twelve o'clock.
And you go to Maharazen right away.
And you make a fuss.
And you go to a club in Roppongi.
And you go to karaoke at about two o'clock.
You don't have time to memorize lines.
That's right.
You're busy.
Right?
Even if you're busy, you have to do your job without giving up.
Otherwise you can't survive.
That's a good story.
This is boring.
This is really boring.
Toshi-chan doesn't know where to stop.
There are people who are very busy and sleep and wake up in the morning and poop on the bed.
I pee a lot.
Do you ever feel sad when you take a nap?
I don't feel sad recently.
How many times have you felt sad?
I don't feel sad recently.
Do you feel sad now?
I feel sad about five times.
Have you ever seen a meteorite fall?
I haven't seen it.
I saw it when I was in middle school.
Where did it fall?
I'm glad it burned before it fell.
Who did you see it with?
I saw it alone.
Did you see it with your friends?
I forgot about it because it was a long time ago, but I think I saw it with my friends.
Did you say friends in the first place?
So far, the three of them are in the top three and the competition for the championship is mixed.
I'm going.
What is your favorite best three of hit songs?
Yes.
I want to hear it.
"Sad Date".
Why did you say it first?
That's right.
TOSHI said it first.
I want to hear it.
Who said it first?
TOSHI released 69 songs in 35 years of entertainment activities.
Which of them is your favorite best three?
The third place is "JUNGLE JUNGLE".
This is a middle-aged song, isn't it?
Yes, about twenty or thirty years old.
This is a song that men like.
It was the song I could show off the most and it made me feel good.
It's a mature song, isn't it?
I see.
What about second place?
What should we do?
LOVE EACH OTHER EVERY DAY
I don't remember.
It's like a ballad song, isn't it?
It's a theme song of a drama called "Radio Bimbimbono Gattari".
I don't remember.
What about first place?
But we don't have songs that we know of, do we?
No, we don't.
It's different from songs you like, isn't it?
First place is "KIMI NI BARABARA".
KIMI NI BARABARA
This is a song we all know of.
This is also first place, isn't it?
LOVE EACH OTHER EVERY DAY
Why is this song number one?
Why is it number one?
Because we like it.
We don't know it's bad, but...
There are many songs.
The song is cool and soulful.
The dance is also cool.
As Masumoto said, "I SHOULD DATE" is not popular.
"I SHOULD DATE" is good.
"LOVE EACH OTHER EVERY DAY" was very popular.
We love it, but...
If it wasn't for "LOVE EACH OTHER EVERY DAY", we wouldn't have made it.
That's right.
It was our debut song.
Johnny said, "Let's go with this song."
From that moment, Johnny's popularity increased.
It's because of me.
Of course.
Why don't you sing this song?
Because we like it so much.
Because you like it so much?
Because we like it so much, we don't want to say it.
Are you tired?
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
Let's go.
Are you motivated?
Yes, we are.
You must be tired.
We are tired.
I'll do it!
Yes!
A little more!
Mister...
I don't know what you mean.
Mister...
Mi... mi... mi... mi...
Mi...
It was so easy.
I forgot to write it myself.
It's you, Nagashima-san.
I love you, Nagashima-san.
You like me, don't you, Nagashima-san?
There are many episodes.
I was playing golf.
I happened to be in a group after me.
It was somewhere in Hakone.
There is a tea shop in the middle of it.
I was drinking tea there.
The staff around me were more excited about me than about Nagashima-san.
Nagashima-san will come back!
If you drink tea in a tea shop, Nagashima-san will come back!
Then Nagashima-san came and said...
Oh, Tahara-kun, how are you?
Did you drink milk or something?
Then...
Let's do it!
And naturally, our party was overtaken.
You did it in order, didn't you?
We said, "Thank you very much."
Go ahead.
It was gorgeous.
When we first talked in the magazine, I thought you wouldn't look at me, but I'm looking at your recent activities.
But, Tara-kun, isn't it about time you throw a curveball this year?
Curveball? Curveball?
It was funny.
I'm not a baseball player, but up to now, Mr. Nagashima...
That's right.
I've been trying hard to go straight.
That's right.
You've been working hard.
I've been acting and doing variety shows.
In that sense, I thought, "Oh, I see."
That's right.
The moment I was told that, I'm not a baseball player and I like baseball, but...
That's right.
That's why you sang "Carrot Girl."
What's up with you?
See?
Is there anyone who didn't get even one card?
There isn't.
The top one is Tanaka.
It's Kinsa.
Tanaka?
It's true.
When did you get it?
I don't know.
You didn't get it at all, did you?
I'm getting it little by little.
Thank you!
The next one is the last one.
Thank you!
You...
Thank you so much!
My legs cramped up.
I feel sorry for you, but it's nothing.
It was really fun, but...
Finally!
Fun times pass quickly.
It wasn't that quick.
Here I go!
I know what type it is!
I want it!
Same score as Tanaka!
Type A!
Type A.
Type O!
Type O.
Type AB!
Then, what type am I?
Type A, right?
Didn't you say A before?
Yes, I did.
Isn't it?
Isn't it E?
Ah! It's B, right?
Yes.
It's B for me too.
Don't do it!
I'll do it!
I don't need you to teach me!
But it was fun over there, right?
It was fun over there.
It's where you use it the most.
Matsumoto and Tanaka are in the lead.
They will fight for their reward!
Then, the battle will begin!
Here we go!
My daughter's boyfriend doesn't care about me.
Yes!
Tanaka won!
You won!
Thank you very much!
My daughter's boyfriend doesn't care about me.
I've already given you a reward.
Is this episode okay?
I don't care about this episode.
Let's start with Toshiya.
Thank you for giving me a reward.
The winner is...
What is it?
I'll open it!
It's this!
What is it?
It's a T-shirt!
I don't think I can wear it anymore.
This is our fan club's goods for this year!
I'm wearing it, too!
The reward is a precious T-shirt that only the members of the fan club can get!
It's not blue sleeves, is it?
It's blue sleeves for this year.
Oh, it's blue sleeves.
It's really round.
Thank you!
When should I wear it?
I want to see you wearing it like a god someday.
Like a god?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Did you make a mistake?
It's not like a god.
I'm tired!
Let's go home!