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In the first episode of "Useless Kid", Toshi-chan produced the song "Big Na Kimochi De Torimakure" and won the contest!
I'll do it.
I'll do it!
"Rona, Seiji, Matsuko" and Toshi-chan!
It's Toshi-chan!
Toshi-chan, I wish you would refuse if you could do it.
I didn't expect Toshi-chan would do it.
That's right.
We, Toshi, haven't changed much.
One year older or two years older.
That's right.
In the entertainment world, we are a bit more senior.
You are the most annoying senior.
Have you seen it?
No, I haven't.
You are older and you have more experience.
You are a senior.
Why are you annoying?
You are slightly older, but you are annoying.
Toshihiko Tahara
This year is the 35th anniversary of "Entertainment Life".
Toshihiko Tahara has finally appeared in "Useless Kid"!
Tonight, "Big Na Kimochi De Torimakure" will open the curtain!
Let's go!
We will appear!
Please!
I did it!
I want to use it!
Good job!
What's up with you?
Good job!
You know, with this kind of hair,
you don't look like you're having fun.
I just made it in the village,
so I did it in a hurry.
It's great.
It's gorgeous.
I'm really looking forward to meeting
you, Endo-kun.
Thank you.
We meet often.
I'm Tanaka-kun.
Thank you.
Stop it!
This is what I'm most worried about!
Stop it!
This is what I'm most worried about!
What's up with you?
I've completely closed up.
I'm not like that anymore.
It's because of Toshi-chan's kindness.
Thank you.
I'm looking forward to meeting you.
Thank you.
Everyone, are you ready?
Today, Toshi-chan will give
a wonderful present
to the first place winner!
It's a reward!
It's not a punishment.
It's a prize money.
Let's work hard for it!
What are you doing?
What's up with you?
I don't know what I'm saying
The rules and prizes are decided by Toshi
The one with the most wins
It took us a lot of time but it turned out great
We had a lot of things to do
We want to have a lot of fun today
We are having fun
I'm getting nervous
Are you okay?
I'm getting nervous
Touch me!
We are nervous too
You don't know anything
You look big
What's your theme?
You have one
You have one too
I'm not that big
What?
Let's do it!
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
Let's do it!
I won't say anything
Let's do it first!
Tamawa-san, you're really strong!
You're really strong!
I won't say anything!
This is Toshi-chan's policy.
If I said anything, I'd have more singing ability.
Asumoka-kun, you're being too serious!
I didn't think you'd say that much!
If it's a live broadcast...
Of course!
To convey the live feeling...
You've never done it before?
Not even once!
But you were dancing so much and you really sang that song?
That's amazing!
I say it over and over again...
But Toshi-chan, even if you say it now, it was a year ago.
When you did a medley with Feifei.
It was really cool!
It was amazing, really!
What are you doing?
What is this?
Even if it takes time...
Who called you?
I want you to go home!
I don't even remember the lyrics...
There's nothing to worry about...
Let's do it!
I won't train!
Just now, my friend, Chouchan-san...
Why are you so fired up?
Why am I fired up?!
I'm getting emotional!
I'm fired up, too!
Really...
I'm suffering from homesickness...
Homesickness!
Does it look like it?!
I'm sorry.
I've been told I do a lot of training, but I don't like it very much.
I do push-ups and abs before the show.
Do you do it before the show?
I don't usually do it.
Do you do it?
I don't usually do it once a week.
I heard you go to the gym.
I haven't been there at all.
You must have done a diet limit.
I love cake.
Do you like cake?
I love cake, so do you like cake?
You are heavy.
Aren't we all of the same generation?
We are of the same generation.
We are not of the same generation.
Let's be honest.
We are not of the same generation.
Matsumoto is in good shape.
I'm in bad shape.
Then, let's go home.
Let's go home.
Let me tell you something.
There are 50 girls in the West Azab.
What is that?
Is it true?
What does that mean?
There is a party time.
Is it a party time?
Don't make a joke.
It's not important.
We gather once a month and party.
We go to the shrine, too.
We usually gather.
We suddenly get more people.
You don't know many of them?
No, I don't know many of them.
You don't know many of them.
But you know about 50 girls.
That's right.
Isn't anyone bringing you girls?
Well, I'm telling girls to bring me girls, but...
Then we will gather.
I'm telling you.
Is Toshichan telling you to bring girls?
To Fujimori?
Is he telling you to bring girls?
I'm only telling you a little.
But if Toshichan-san says it, everyone will come.
It's only men.
It's not like that.
But it's champagne, champagne, champagne.
What about payment?
There are only about two people paying me and someone else.
If you tell me to bring you girls, you don't pay me alone, do you?
If I pay you alone, you won't be able to live anymore.
That's amazing.
Then don't party.
Here we go.
King Kazuga Shop Manager.
Why are you trying to take it yourself?
Here we go!
What are you doing?
That's amazing!
Everyone was watching! I was watching, too!
Why? Why?
That's amazing!
What does King Kazuga Shop Manager mean?
A friend.
Kazuga and I have been friends for a long time.
That's right.
He brings me some of his shoes.
When he releases a new work.
I put them in a cardboard box and buy shoes.
This year, by chance...
I don't know why...
This year, I asked him to come and get it for me.
Until now.
It's been about 20 years.
Even if you don't say anything, you deliver it.
I don't know what you use, but you can choose your favorite one.
You can choose your favorite jersey, favorite shoes with your own eyes.
I went to the Puma shop in Omotesando, Harajuku for the first time.
Is King Kaz there?
I went with Kaz.
I said, "These shoes are new."
I said, "They are a little big."
He said, "They are a little big."
I said, "These are my shoes."
I see. You are a shop assistant.
On the contrary, the staff of the second round got excited.
What are they doing?
They got excited.
I'm sorry.
But it doesn't make sense at all.
What will happen next year?
I'm a little worried.
I'm looking forward to it.
Hey, you ugly man!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Don't trample on my shoes.
I was licking them.
You were licking them.
I was licking your world.
I'm sorry.
Take a break for now.
Here we go. A hot girl raises a guy up.
That was quick.
She's cute, isn't she?
This kind of person is your type, isn't she?
Yes, she is.
Her lips are about this wide.
Her hair is about this wide.
Her eyes are pretty wide.
Her breasts are a little big.
Well...
I'd like to say she's good, but...
Her breasts are a little big.
I'd like to say she's good, but...
Isn't it D?
No, it's not.
What's going on?
Wait a second!
You've been saying "C" lately, so I thought you'd say "C."
But, her breasts are big, too.
She's cute, isn't she?
I don't know what you're saying.
You're funny.
I've seen "AL."
"AL"?
A-B-C-D-E-H-J-K-L.
AL.
What did you see?
NAMADE.
"NAMADE" isn't "NAMADE."
"NAMADE" is...
I saw it with my own eyes.
In "NISHI-AZABU," there was a really big girl.
Oh, you mean at the party?
No, not at the party.
You don't have to say that.
I'm serious.
At that time, there were about four people.
Others are...
...long.
It's supposed to end soon, but it goes on forever.
It looks like fun.
It looks like a lot of fun, doesn't it?
The more you think about it, the more fun it gets.
Here we go.
Matsumoto, you're...
...shy, aren't you?
What's this?
I thought it was normal.
I saw it.
It's really good, isn't it?
It's good.
I got it.
It looks like it.
Yes, it does.
Thank you very much.
Look, his eyes are very similar.
Thank you for letting me draw it for you.
It's true.
It does look like you.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I can see it.
You're praising me.
It's true that I'm shy, but...
...Toshi often saw it.
I can see it by looking at the screen.
I wonder if he's trying to make me look bad.
What kind of person is Toshi?
I'm just so-so.
Don't you have any worries?
I don't have any worries.
Mr. Hara!
You're like this, aren't you?
Mr. Hara!
Mr. Hara, it's dangerous!
You don't handle your hit songs so roughly.
I admit it.
After six hits, Hamada is in the lead. Will he continue to win the championship?
I'll do my best.
You haven't hit a single hit yet.
I've never bought pants.
You've never bought pants?
Yes!
It's always near you.
I've never bought it either.
It's strange.
How many hits have you hit?
It's quite a lot.
And you haven't had a break.
It's my fourth hit.
It's impossible.
What do you mean impossible?
You're a woman!
Are you shuffling?
Moriko!
Yes?
Be serious!
Are you shuffling?
Are you sure?
Please tell us about your pants.
I won't buy it.
My fans give me my pants.
When I was in my 80s, I liked Mickey Mouse.
I like Snoopy now.
Is that so?
I like Snoopy now.
He has a watch.
Is it this one?
Wait a minute!
Look at this.
Isn't it too messy?
No, no, no!
Good night!
We're talking!
You wore a cap and ran away, didn't you?
Cap?
There it is!
I got it!
A full face helmet!
You wore a helmet and ran away, didn't you?
I was targeted a lot since "photo week"
It was pretty bad
Back then, there were more rules and manners than now
I was chased by cars
What's that helmet for?
I wore it when I was driving
Really?
I wore it before I left my house
I went somewhere
You didn't want anyone to know about you
Even when you go home, you cover yourself up and you can't see anyone, right?
But you stand out.
You stand out.
If you cover yourself up in the car, you'll get in trouble.
But you don't want anyone to know about you.
But you protect yourself like that.
You don't want anyone to know about you because you don't care about people thinking you're weird.
Did you get picked up that much? Like at a crucial moment?
Yeah, I got picked up a lot.
At times like that, ordinary people are nice.
Even if you go on a date, you get picked up.
Why would you do that?
If you do that, everyone will get hurt.
It's bad to have a girlfriend, but it's bad to cheat on her.
Did it fall apart?
That's weird, right?
No, it didn't fall apart at all.
Give me that back.
Didn't it fall apart?
It didn't fall apart at all.
It's a little crooked.
It's a little weird.
Can you fix it for me?
It's a holiday.
Oh, you're glad?
I'm not resting.
You're not resting!
You haven't listened to me!
Boss!
You haven't listened to me!
Are you okay?
Take a break for now.
Let's take a break for now.
You don't feel like doing it, do you?
I hate Kokoriko!
You bought it too fast.
I bought a lot of things for you.
You are not good.
You are not motivated today.
You are wrong.
I am very motivated.
You guys like matches, don't you?
What?
He said it.
The world cannot be divided into two.
What is it?
I have one, too.
What do you like?
Who do you like?
You have one, don't you?
Seiko or Akina?
You have one, too.
What?
You have one, too.
Akina or Kyoko?
I like Kyoko.
I like Seiko.
Are you good people?
We are good people.
If we are not good, we cannot survive.
Did you play together?
Didn't you girls play together?
I heard about it.
When we were in the studio, we wrote down our phone numbers.
We handed over our phones there.
The manager told you about it, didn't he?
We had no choice but to aim for a momentary gap.
You are not serious, are you?
Me?
You are all serious.
I am serious.
You don't have a cell phone like you do now.
Where did you get your phone number?
I got it from my home.
It was a black phone.
I don't know what color it was.
Mine was white.
Are you serious?
Between rehearsals and performances...
When we went to the bathroom...
When the manager didn't go with us...
We went into this gap.
In a way, we did.
The 30 seconds or one minute we spent in the commercial...
It was seven digits.
Do you remember it?
Yes, I do.
I see.
But I don't remember the lyrics very well.
I can't remember it.
But I don't care if I sing it wrong.
I will never forget it.
You are serious, aren't you?
"Gaki no Tsukai - Legendary Project" is now streaming on the Internet!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
Here we go.
You are pretty good at giving out information, aren't you?
Gaki no Tsukai - Legendary Project
- How is it? - Hamada-kun...
- Hamada-kun is a good listener, right? - Yes, thank you very much.
- Eh, is that so? - Somehow, you know, you're watching, right?
- Thank you very much. - Because, you know, you're shy, right? - That's right.
- That's why, you know... - You're good, you're good.
- For that amount of time... - Yes.
- You know, you have to say unnecessary things... - Yes.
- You have to force yourself... - Ah, yes.
- Thank you very much.
- It's a little like that, you know... - Ouch!
- What? - You ran too fast and said "empty gear".
- Empty gear!
Next week!
TOSHI-chan, PRODUCE-KARUTA, decisive battle!
Five people continue to be bewildered by TOSHI- chan's free will!
A fierce battle! Who will be the winner?!
- That's dangerous! - What's dangerous?!
- My legs are cramping! - Even if you look like it, it's nothing!