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Ladies and gentlemen.
Good evening.
Yes, good evening.
I've wanted to say it for a long time, but can I say that it's common for musical instruments to be used?
Please do.
Before that, it's annoying.
What's wrong?
No, before this performance, I was really worried about Shiragaoka.
License Fujiwara and Shiragaoka.
Every time!
It suits you very well.
You're great.
You're black today.
But you have a lot of nose hair.
Again?
Look at you and read.
Again?
Look at you and read.
Do you have it again?
It's coming out a lot.
I'm processing it.
Really?
It's coming out, isn't it?
It's coming out.
Yes.
My nose hair has become the shape of my nose.
It can't be helped.
What kind of excuse is that?
My nose hair has become the shape of my nose.
What kind of excuse is that?
That's a good one.
So, that's how it was.
Sorry, it's my fault.
Can you do it?
I'm sorry, forgive me.
My nose hair came out because I didn't think it would be the shape of my nose.
It can't be helped if you say that.
You're not really processing it.
But you're saying it.
No, I'm not.
I've been saying it for a long time.
I'm with you.
In Yanaoka area.
You say you finished it last night.
You say you want me to come down to the studio.
And you say you'll wait another ten minutes.
You said you'd come to Japan, and you're still not here.
It's a little unpleasant.
You're like, "What are you waiting for?"
You said you'd come to Japan, and you're still not here.
But you're right.
What? We were in the bathroom together.
It was better today.
You always do that, right?
You're always out.
You should've come earlier.
Why aren't you coming?
Get out of here!
That's not what I meant.
Why are you saying that?
It's bad manners.
It's bad manners!
What's wrong with it?
That's not fair! I feel bad for Rendou!
Let's get him!
I feel bad for Rendou!
I feel like I'm gonna get hit!
Wait a minute!
Don't raise you hand like that!
Put your hand on your stomach and grab it!
I got it!
Please raise your hand!
I feel bad for Rendou!
I feel like I'm gonna get hit!
I feel bad for Rendou!
I feel like I'm gonna get hit!
We both have to be punished!
Mr. Hamagawa!
I've solved your problem!
Mr. Hamagawa, it's my time now!
It's my time to be punished!
What do you want me to say?
You couldn't accept it, could you?
That's why I...
You wanted me to say it, didn't you?
I did.
That's why I said it twice.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
That's good, too.
But you've gone too far.
You can't team up like this.
What's with you guys?
Why don't you guys come out?
I can't stand it!
I feel sorry for you, Endo-kun.
He got all wet and sat on the table.
He looked so happy.
You caught me!
Why don't we talk about it?
I said it before.
On the Shinkansen.
Yes, on the Shinkansen.
I got on from Shin-Osaka and went to Tokyo.
When I got my seat,
I looked at the person who got my seat and said,
Excuse me, I'm not Fuji-san, but may I?
At first, I didn't know what it meant.
I'm going to Tokyo, but what is Fuji-san?
When I thought about it, I realized it.
Fuji-san is on this side of the Shinkansen,
and I'm on this side of the Shinkansen,
but may I?
I was told that for the first time.
I thought it was kind of you,
but it was like, "What?"
It kept falling on me.
How many times did it fall on you?
It kept falling on me.
I wasn't moved at all.
I was moved many times.
I was told that for the first time.
I thought it was kind of you.
No one said it was kind of you.
I've never been told it was kind of you in my life.
That's true.
You like Fuji-san, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I'm sure you wanted to see Fuji-san,
but I don't think I'm kind of you.
Have you been telling me that?
Nice to meet you.
When I first heard about you, I almost cried.
Really?
Yes.
What about you, Matsumoto-san?
I'm really going to get involved.
Really?
I got involved. Matsumoto-san got me involved.
You're so kind.
I'm really relieved.
Relieved? Well, relieved.
Speaking of which, it's your birthday.
Yes, yes.
Every year, abroad...
abroad...
You're going all out.
What's with you?
You're celebrating abroad.
Yes, yes.
But it's your birthday, right?
We always do this.
I think about it.
I've been playing the instrument for 25 years.
I've been playing it since the second time.
I've never had anyone celebrate my birthday with me.
You have?
Here?
Yes.
Is it like that anymore?
But isn't it normal for two people of the same age to do it?
Yes, yes.
Oh, is that so?
27 years. 25 years.
25 years.
You've never done it for me.
Well...
That's a little...
But is it really a regular thing?
Well...
If you're doing it for me, you should do it for me.
You should do it for me.
Hey, hey!
Hey!
This is not your ordinary perception.
Do you think it's coming on its own?
I'm not sure about it...
On the other hand, you're so kind.
You didn't do it on your own and you're so nice.
I'm sorry to put a mustache in your strong point.
It may be in everyone's stomach.
Is it true?
Of course we know it.
But we don't accept it in a deeper way.
That's amazing.
I don't want to say I don't accept it.
You don't have to come.
Why do you ask me?
Are you breaking up with me?
You don't have to come.
Do you want me to do it?
Do you want me to touch your nose?
Do you want me to say happy birthday to you?
What is it?
You don't have to say it.
You said it.
I think you should do it.
It's November, isn't it?
It's February!
It's February, isn't it?
That's right!
It was February 9th.
February 15th means that no one knows that it won't end!
February 15th means that you don't know it either!
I'm the only one who doesn't know it!
Let's celebrate it!
Let's do it!
It's going to be 50!
It's 46!
It was...
...like a joke in Japanese!
A smirk!
It was funny!
Ebi-doshi!
Ebi-doshi!?
Is there such a thing!?
Of course there is!
It's Ebi-doshi!
Ebi-doshi!
It's national secret!
Your ears aren't good!
It really is 50!
Ebi-doshi is...
It's the worst as a joke
So when you're in your 50s and you're in your mid and low 50s
Please do it in your mid and low 50s
But be nice
What do you mean?
I think it's better to plan it out
How old are you?
Stop it
How old are you in your 50s?
Four years later
It's fine
You don't have to plan it out
It's fine if you give me a birthday cake
What are you talking about?
I'm scared
I can't hold it anymore
I'm scared
You're scaring me
I can't hold it anymore
I'm sorry
It's fine
Let's think about it first
You've been doing it since the second time
If you like it, we do it every month
That doesn't matter
What do you do for your birthdays?
Tanaka san, what do you do for your birthdays?
We do it at home
Birthday party
I do it only with my family
As an individual
That's fine
I wonder if you have a birthday party
I do it
It's too much to ask you about it
I lost my family seven years ago
I'm alone now
What do you do for your birthdays?
If I have a girlfriend, I do it with her
With my friends, four or five of us
Let's go eat sushi
That's about it
I don't have a big birthday party
I don't have one
Only you, Mr.Downtown, don't you?
I don't have one either.
You have one for your birthday, don't you?
No, I don't have one.
I knew about it.
Oh, you mean the one with a mess, right?
With a dirty bar and...
Yesterday, my hand was really...
It was terrible.
With such a messy chain and...
With an ornament.
I bought it for 100 yen.
It was like a fluorescent pen and it was stuck on the wall.
I wonder if it's from Manila or somewhere.
What is this?
How about you, Kou-san?
I have one for Matsumoto-san's birthday.
But I'm in Osaka.
I haven't joined Matsumoto-san's party yet.
On Matsumoto-san's birthday, I'm giving him a present.
I see.
Don't wear it.
That was quick and slow.
You mean this?
Are you kidding me?
Don't wear it.
I'm scared.
What is this?
I meet him every week with an instrument.
You give him a band.
Sometimes I don't meet him with an instrument.
On September 4th...
No, you didn't send it, right?
He said he sent it.
He said he didn't wear it.
Are you lying?
No, I'm not lying.
Where did you send it?
Wait a minute.
I really don't wear it.
Is it a bokeh?
What should I do?
What are you two doing?
If you send me a space game or something like that, I'll wear it.
If you send me a space game or something like that...
It's my birthday.
He always sends me a DVD box.
He always sends me a DVD box like a fool.
No, it's not like that.
He always sends me a DVD box like a fool.
It's my birthday.
I really don't wear it.
Really?
What did you send me this year?
Is it a real story?
It's Shinosuke-san's DVD box.
It's my birthday.
It's not this year.
He always sends me a DVD box.
It's my birthday.
Where did you send it?
I really don't wear it.
It's not like that.
I really don't know.
I really send it.
It's not the company's business.
It's a very low rank black company.
It seems like it's a recent news.
There was a health diagnosis in your childhood.
There is a misdiagnosis, and it seems like it will be discontinued next year in 2015.
But I understand it.
There is no point in measuring misdiagnosis.
There are fewer cases of misdiagnosis.
It seems like it will be discontinued.
I knew it.
There are many things that don't exist now.
For example, cars.
It doesn't exist anymore!
I see.
From a gender equal perspective...
Even if I think about it now, I think it's a little...
Why do you say "it's a little"!?
You made it in a way that it's easy to move, didn't you?
That's right.
Easy to move...
Because it's pants...
Right!?
That's...
No, no, it's not like that...
That's like...
Yes.
Now...
That's like...
As a parent's heart...
No, that's...
That's like a daughter's parent's perspective!
That's right, that's right...
Yes, yes...
But it's easy to move...
That's why you made it in the first place...
I definitely don't think like that...
You must have looked at it with disgusting thoughts...
No, but...
Before you became parents...
You must have looked at it with disgusting thoughts, didn't you!?
No...
Why is it suddenly weird!?
No, no...
That's like...
No, this is really...
I'm glad...
I'm glad, I'm glad...
It's good for education...
It is said that it's good for judgment...
But...
And then...
The disinfectant...
It's gone!
Why!?
When you burn plastic or something like that...
It causes dioxide...
It's harmful...
Yes!
It's dangerous for cancer and other diseases...
That's why it's been around for 97 years!
Ah, I see...
It's been around for 97 years...
Yes!
It's been around for 97 years!
I burned it, I burned it, I burned it...
You burned everything, right?
Like, "Will it burn?"
You were doing it...
You were smoking very harmful things!
- This is true, right? - It's true.
- It's not. - I see.
- Yes, other than that... - I see.
- Pool disinfectant. - Oh, it's gone.
- Yes. - Before we go in...
- Yes, yes, yes, yes. - Before we go in...
- A little below... - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Ah! - Yes.
- At first, it was a concentration of chlorine, and it was mandated as a disinfectant for the back of the feet and lower body. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Before we go in... - Yes.
- The disinfectant's salt content is high... - Yes.
- The disinfectant's salt content is high, and in order for children with weak skin to be there, the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare has been washing their faces with shower water for 92 years. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It felt like the back of the feet were getting slippery. - Yes.
- It's gone.
- But it's gone. - It's all gone.
- That's that kind of... - Ah!
- It's there! - The one in the pool. - The one in the pool.
- It's disinfectant, isn't it? - Yes, yes, yes.
- I'm sure Mogu was taking it from him or something like that.
- He was doing it a lot! - He was taking it and throwing it around.
- He was doing it a lot!
- It's not funny at all!
I was doing it a lot.
- Me too! - I burned various things and went to pool.
As it is possible that it will disappear in the future,
- it's milk. - Really?
- Milk? - Yes, milk.
Perhaps, as of now,
the Niigata Prefecture Board of Trustees has decided to suspend
testing for four months from December this year to March next year.
The reason is that milk doesn't go well with rice.
- I see. - Because we ate rice for lunch.
- We ate bread. - Bread.
- We ate bread for ice cream. - We ate bread.
- I see. - I see.
- We ate together. - We ate together.
- We were forced to eat together in the past. - That's right.
- We were forced to eat together. - That's right.
It looks delicious.
Also, do you know this?
Tom Yum Goong flavor of cup noodles
was released on April 14th.
It's very popular and the production didn't catch up.
- It's suspended for a while on April 22nd. - What?
It's a very popular Tom Yum Goong flavor.
- It's suspended because it's popular? - It hasn't been sold for about a week.
- I didn't know about it. - Because it's popular?
Do you know what it is?
- I don't know what it is. - I don't know.
- It's... - Is it still sold?
- Yes, it's a miracle. - Really?
- The staff went around and bought it for us. - Really?
- Yes, Tom Yum Goong flavor. - It's not sold anymore?
- It's not sold anymore. - It's not sold anymore?
Do you know where you're stuck?
Director!
- Director. - Director.
Let's be seduced.
- Hurry up and run away! - Hurry up and run away!
- Seriously, he's been stuck here for a long time. - That's right.
It turned out like this.
- This is... - Let's see the package first.
Let's see the package first.
- This is... - I've never seen it before.
- I don't know about this. - It's so popular it didn't catch up.
- Yes, two of them. - This!
- Can you eat it? - Yes, but...
- Everyone can eat it. - It's only enough for two people.
- Everyone can eat it. - Everyone can eat it.
- Can you do rock-paper-scissors? - You can't eat it whole.
- That's true. - I can't eat it at all.
- Really? - Why can you eat it? I can eat two of them.
- Really? - Yes.
- I ate a lunch box. - Two of them.
I ate two of them.
- That's... - You saw it at the end.
- You can eat it. - I think it's amazing if you can eat two of them.
- You can't eat it at all. - You can't eat it at all.
- Are you serious? - Yes, we are.
- If you can eat two of them, I think it's amazing. - You can't eat it at all.
- What are you saying?
- Can you eat it? - You can't eat it at all.
- I think you can eat four of them.
- Let us eat one. - Let us eat one.
- We are not hungry. - That's right.
- If you are hungry, you can eat four of them. - If you are really hungry, you can eat four of them.
- What is that thing on top? - That's what you can eat later.
- I don't want to eat in this pot. I want to eat in this hot pot. - What is it like this?
- I will put one in. - That's good.
- What are you going to do with this? - I like Tom Yum Noodles.
- Three of them? - Is it spicy?
The five of them are eating Tom Yum Noodles, which is difficult to get now.
- What is their reaction? - It will be ready soon.
- Who will eat first?
- Let us eat first. - Let us eat first.
- It looks good. - Is it sauce?
- It is sauce. - It is definitely Tom Yum Noodles.
It is sauce!
It is very popular.
I can smell Tom Yum.
It is a little sour.
Can I eat it?
Please eat it.
It is great.
It is delicious.
Really?
Of course it is delicious.
It is delicious.
I want to keep it at home.
The taste of Tom Yum is great.
There are only two left.
Only two.
There are only two left.
Let's eat it together.
It smells good.
Why do you say like that?
I thought it smelled good.
Do you eat it?
It is delicious.
It is very delicious.
I see.
It is delicious.
It is authentic.
Why don't you make it?
It is delicious.
It has 346 calories.
Do you eat it often?
Yes.
It is delicious.