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We will now begin the first Hamada/Masatoshi/Oioi trial.
Please come forward and make your decision.
Next, defendant Hamada, please come forward.
He's got white teeth.
What's with that smile?
Why is he smiling like that?
He's not reflecting at all.
I'm not reflecting.
What's wrong?
I've got something to say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can I say it?
Since downtown was founded in 1982, defendant Hamada Masato,
using his fearless and fearless character,
However, in recent years of natural trials,
it has been discovered that Tsukkomi is not natural.
However, I think Hamada is actually not natural.
He's gotten older and has become an old man.
That doubt has risen.
Therefore, today, May 11th,
Hamada Masato's 51st birthday,
I hereby ask for Hamada Masato's parole.
Understood.
Then, prosecutor Endo, please provide evidence.
Yes!
There are many evidences that show how old Hamada is.
First of all, please watch the video.
Downtown, Hamada Masato.
The age of Hamada Masato when he first started as a kid was 26 years old.
Along with the history of the program,
he has built his position as a brilliant Tsukkomi entertainer to this day.
I got it!
However...
I got it!
The age of Hamada has advanced,
and he has become an impossible figure as a Tsukkomi entertainer.
Tonight, on his 51st birthday, let's watch the incident Hamada's parents invited.
If you put a button on it, doesn't it feel like it's over?
That's right! That's right!
That's right!
If you put a button on it, doesn't it feel like it's over?
Hamada's birthday party
Hot blood!
Hamada!
This is "Hot blood Hamada training" which was broadcasted the other day.
What's wrong with it?
Hamada is going to be the headmaster and he's going to teach the students how to play Sparta.
So, an incident happened.
Next is "Hamada teaching how to steal a ball".
It's a game where you steal a ball from Hamada who's attacking you blindfolded.
Hamada has a wire in his right hand.
In his left hand, he has a button that spits out pus and smoke.
It's a simple story.
Immediately, he puts on his blindfold and stands by.
So, the team leader puts on his blindfold.
So, who's going first? Komodo!
Are you going?
Yes!
Are you serious?
He puts on his blindfold with his clumsy hands.
So, you're not going to take another button?
You're not going to take your blindfold off?
Hamada shows off his skill of finding a button with his blindfold off.
Then, the headmaster Komodo challenges him to steal a ball.
He swings his wire so that he can't take the ball.
You can do it!
He easily takes the ball.
Hamada takes out his wire without realizing that he's taken the ball.
That's enough!
What are you doing, headmaster?
When you're in first place, don't push that button.
I only use my wire.
You can hit me as much as you like.
Hamada forgets about the button when he's hit.
In addition, there is an incident that happened while playing a nostalgic arcade game.
While playing the game, the members enjoy old- timey snacks.
Then...
There's a billiard ball, right?
Hamada finds a billiard ball that makes a loud noise when it's hit on the ground.
Hamada tries to surprise Endo, who is absorbed in the billiard ball, and gets the billiard ball from the back of his hand.
However...
There seems to be some ice cream, too.
Ouch!
I was shocked.
What's wrong with you?
Hamada tries to throw it on the floor.
But he can't grasp the distance from the table in front of him and hits it with his right hand.
In addition...
Next to Endo, who is enjoying the billiard ball after recording...
Next to the billiard ball is a set of telegraph poles.
Although it's a simple set of wires hanging from above, Hamada...
What is this?
He mistook the set of telegraph poles for real ones and got caught.
"Kiametsu-ke" was aired last year on New Year's Eve.
"Earth Defense Forces 24 O'clock," which you must not laugh at.
This year's stage is "Earth Defense Forces."
The opening is over.
An accident occurred during standby.
Yes, it's an accident.
The staff set up the members' chairs.
At that moment...
It's been a while since we've seen you like this!
Grumpy old man Hamada who can't tell the distance between him and the chair.
You're trying to fool me, aren't you?
There are a lot of love affairs like this.
It's not something that can be forgiven as a comedy show.
It's funny.
So, you said it's funny.
It's funny.
You cut out what you usually did well and made it funny on TV.
You edited it funny.
As for "thank you, grumpy old man"...
You got it! You got it!
It's like an old story you tell your kids, or like a story you tell now.
When you try to hurt someone and they come back to you...
I think it's like a teaching material.
There may be more shocking things, so let's hear it from Hosei and Baishi.
What?
Can I say it?
"Thank you, grumpy old man" is like saying "die!" to us.
I'm gonna do it now, so look at me!
How pitiful.
Besides, we were so close and it was bleeding.
I see.
You were hiding it.
It happens from time to time.
When you say "thank you, grumpy old man", it's funny.
It's funny.
We're doing it normally.
We're trying not to expose it, but it still comes out.
It spills out.
Matsumoto, you should do it.
There should be something like that.
There is?
I want you to do it.
I'm in a hurry.
It happened recently.
T.K.O. Kinoshita's "Seven Transformations".
Yes, yes.
Kinoshita was in the spotlight.
Yes, that's right.
It was his turn.
I was hiding it because it was blurry.
I had green onions in my teeth during the recording.
Really?
There's green onions in my teeth all the time.
Really?
The other day, 7 strange things that happened to TKO were broadcasted.
Pay attention to Hamada's front teeth.
It's always like this.
Hamada doesn't have a sense of it, but there were forgotten green onions in his front teeth.
You didn't know about it?
I didn't know about it, but shouldn't I say it as a partner?
Shouldn't I say it before Kinoshita comes out?
Hey, Matsumoto...
Matsumoto is here.
I don't know where I am now.
What's wrong with you?
Your front teeth...
No, no, no.
Before that, as a talent, I'd like to check it before the show.
I don't know if there are green onions in my teeth.
It's green.
It's green in my head.
Maybe I want to change.
Change what?
My position as a downturn.
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy to come here?
No, I'm not.
Can you tell me clearly?
I'm embarrassed to say it, so I'm showing it with my attitude.
I can only think that I'm depressed.
There are more incidents that make you depressed.
There is a VTR.
Thank you for your hard work!
Oh, thank you for your hard work!
This is what happened when Hamada came back to the dressing room after a certain show.
Oh, I'm tired today, too!
But today's guests were all idiots!
Don't say that!
And then...
Excuse me!
Mr. Hamada...
Thank you for your hard work today, too!
Oh, thank you for your hard work!
His name is Dorians Hirai.
He is a young entertainer who is in charge of hosting programs and is one of Hamada's cute juniors.
Hirai!
Do you have anything after this?
Do you want to go out for lunch?
Excuse me...
Today...
Huh?
Why?
A-Actually, after this...
Mr. Inomoto's birthday party was held.
So...
Junior entertainers gathered and decided to give out presents.
Huh?
It's his birthday today!
Well, if it's his birthday, it can't be helped!
Yes!
I'm sorry!
And...
Hamada took one of the oranges in the dressing room.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Happy birthday to you!
Give this to Inomoto.
Hamada-san, this is...
a birthday present!
My birthday present is an orange!
Isn't it funny?
I see!
That's interesting!
Isn't it?!
Nya-ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha!
And so...
Hamada-san entrusted Inomoto-san with a birthday present.
When Hamada-san arrived at the Inomoto-san's birthday party...
Inomoto-san! Happy birthday!
Oh! Thank you!
At the party, the juniors had already given Inomoto-san a birthday present.
And so did Hamada-san.
Inomoto-san! Happy birthday!
This is a present from me!
Oh, thank you for the trouble!
And actually...
Hamada-san also entrusted me with a birthday present.
What?! Hamada-san did?!
Here you go!
Hamada-san handed Hamada-san's birthday present to Hamada-san's stomach.
Huh? What's this?
That's right! A birthday present is one mandarin orange!
No, no, it's not like that! Look at this!
What?!
What was written there was...
"otan...bi"?
"congratulations"?
Hamada-san forgot to write "jo" for his birthday and wrote "otanbi".
The venue had no choice but to take this present.
I had no idea about this.
That's why when I first heard about it, I was like "ah, that's what it was!"
You didn't write "birthday" and "mandarin orange", did you?
No, I didn't.
As I said before, I don't approve of "older" and "younger"
The distance between them is a little different
As for this matter, what I feel bad about the most is
I wanted my juniors to give me mandarins and say "buy mandarins"
You wanted to do it, didn't you?
Because it's a one-pack
It's the first time it's happening there
That's right
The word "born" which is the most important word for a birthday
"Younger" is not approved of, is it?
It's not "older", but...
If you put "born" as "born", doesn't it feel like it's over?
As a kanji, you should put "born" as "born"
It's weird!
If you put "born" as "born", it's "hot"
It's like a real expedition
Hot, hot, hot
If you put "born" as "born", it's "hot"
Mr. Hatagawa, is that OK with you?
Mr. Inamoto is holding a picture of Rei
It's not just a picture but there's a picture of him on Amazon Comite
It's better if we have it, right?
Yes
You didn't notice at all, did you?
I'm sorry
You didn't notice at all
But I don't think it's easy to understand, so I'll keep the orange one too.
Really?
Otanbi, congratulations.
But we all admit it, right?
That happens, right?
But you forgot you were born, and you're drawing a mysterious kid's illustration.
No, it's just my personal preference.
Oh, it's your personal preference?
You're so meticulous, you even do things like that.
Can I say something?
It's something my junior taught me.
When my junior and I were staying at a hotel in Osaka,
my junior and I were eating potato chips in our room while getting trumped up.
I don't know about that, but...
In the middle of it, Hamada-san decided to give Trump away, and he did.
But my junior thought something wasn't right, and when he looked at me, he was handing out chips too.
Are you kidding me?!
That's not true!
I was eating potato chips!
Do you think we're friends?!
I thought we were members!
Things that happened before Hamada's birthday
It was May of last year.
Things that happened before Hamada's birthday.
What is it?
Yes, it's me, Kimura.
Hello, this is Inomoto.
Oh, what's up?
Actually, Hamada-san's birthday party is next week.
Will you come, too, Kimura-san?
Well, that day...
Whoa! I have work to do! I can't go!
Tell me you can't make it and say you're sorry!
Thanks!
Got it!
Whoa! What should I do?!
It's different depending on where you're from.
Hamada's birthday party that he's taking care of.
If it's possible, I'd like to celebrate it with him.
So, Kimura...
That's it! At least don't give me a present!
I'm in a hurry! I'm going shopping now!
Kimura immediately went shopping to buy Hamada's birthday present.
If I'm going to give Hamada-san a present, it's got to be a T-shirt!
Uh... Is this it?
Or... Is this it?
Uh... This is hard... What should I do?
It looks similar, too.
I want Hamada-san to be happy.
With that intention, Kimura went to many shops to find a T-shirt that Hamada-san would like.
And...
Oh! Isn't this it?!
After half a day of searching, he finally found a T-shirt that would fit Hamada-san.
I'm sure Hamada-san would like this, too!
Huh? That's...
What Kimura happened to find was...
A cute T-shirt for women that was displayed at the corner of the store.
This would look good on Natsumi-san!
All right! Let's give her a present together!
Not only did he buy Hamada-san's T-shirt, but he also bought some for his wife.
I hope she likes it!
A few days later...
That day, Kimura is at the same site as Hamada.
Good morning!
Oh, brother! Good morning!
Hey, Kim!
By the way, I'm wearing the T-shirt you gave me today!
Really?! I'm so happy!
When Hamada took off his jacket to show him the T-shirt...
What?! B-brother! Th-that's...
What?!
What Hamada was wearing was definitely a small woman's T-shirt!
It was the T-shirt Kimura gave his wife!
Kimura looks back at that time like this...
Well, um...
It's hard for me to ask my junior if he received what I gave her...
Of course...
I thought he understood me...
But I didn't expect him to mistake me for a lady's T-shirt...
But when he came...
It was like a ballet dancer's practice...
His legs were short and tight...
It's sad.
No, it's a lie.
A lie?!
You're lying?
I saw it at school.
No, it's the right one.
The white one, right?
The white one, yes.
It has a brand name on it.
But...
I've lived for 30 years...
I know the difference between men's and women's T-shirts.
I know.
That's for women.
Really?
Yes.
Are you convinced now?
Yes, I'm convinced now.
He's swallowing it now.
If that's for women...
It's just right.
He just said it.
If that's for women, it's just right.
Mr. Kimura, we have one more testimony for you.
What is it?
I'm sitting in the front seat of the location bus.
Until now...
He was known for breaking magazines' covers.
That's right.
I haven't heard that sound lately.
The magazines' covers were lined up neatly.
I see...
I can't see without my binoculars.
You're kidding me.
It's scary.
When I look back...
He's looking outside.
He's trying to recover his eyesight.
He's just looking outside.
Let's not talk about things we can't see.
I can see it.
You can't either, can you?
I can still see it.
Really?
I'm not interested in bags anyway.
You're lying!
If there was a bag, I'd open it.
What are you fighting for?
I'm in the middle of a trial.
Next week...
I'll forget about it.
You'll forget about it?
Masatoshi Hamada's trial ends.
OK!
Hamada's aging phenomenon appears once in a while.
Next, Jinnai appears.
Hamada's love stories are revealed one after another.
What will happen?
That was the release?
Yes.
Give it to me!