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In the first episode of "Useless Kid", I'm the one who understands him the most.
You like this kind of stuff, don't you?
Mr. Kato.
Yes.
We did it with five people last time.
Yes.
Anyway, I think it's good.
But I don't like this costume.
I'm the one who understands him the most.
It's a little disgusting.
"You like this kind of stuff, don't you?" Championship was broadcasted at the beginning of this year.
Each member purchased what they like and presented it to each other.
Tonight, special guests' preferences are at stake.
He is one year older than us.
Yes, he is.
He is older than us.
Yes, he is.
He is getting older.
He has recently become an old man.
That's right.
He has become an old man.
Yes, he has.
He is amazing.
The guest of the day is an old man.
Let's welcome him.
Please come in.
He is an old man.
The guest above is about the same age as us.
He is moving forward from behind.
What kind of person is he?
We are the same age.
No, we are not.
I was born in 1938.
I'm sick of this show.
I love this show.
I'm happy that you are trying to understand me.
This is ridiculous.
But you are thinking about me.
This is ridiculous, but I can't help it.
Kimura Yuichi has a unique fashion sense among comedians.
These are his favorite hats, tops and books.
Before the performance, the members go shopping at random shops.
Endo came to Omotesando looking for a hat that Kimura would like.
Kimura is very fashionable in my opinion.
But this is a little too much for me.
When this falls, I feel like I want to say, "Huh? Is Kimura wearing it today?"
Matsumoto, on the other hand, goes to a shop near Tokyo Station.
I don't care about flowers and how they grow.
I've never heard Kimura talk about flowers.
When I imagined Kimura-san, I thought, "If he had a hat, it would be this."
Tanaka, full of confidence, went to a hat shop.
What is it?
My image of Kimura-san's hat is "borsalino."
I don't know much about it.
Hamada goes to Ueno's select shop.
Nice to meet you.
I think you all have different styles of hats.
You've been wearing love hats lately, right?
It's different whether it suits you or not.
It's up to you.
I have that image.
I think a cap would be better.
Hamada chose a cap.
What do you think of it?
I'm always angry.
Hosei goes to a shop in Shibuya.
It's perfect.
It's completely Kimura-san's style.
Is it a passrobe?
Is it the one in the ring?
It's weird, isn't it?
They look for hats in the same shop.
This is it.
I'm sorry.
This is it.
I like it very much.
This is it.
Thank you very much.
They choose serious products.
That's how it should be.
Please bring your favorite hat.
Thank you very much.
You all have different styles of hats.
I don't have a receipt.
Thank you very much.
It doesn't matter.
I've seen it many times.
First of all, a hat that Kimura would like.
It took me more than an hour to get it.
I like hats, too.
I've never seen you wearing a hat.
It's a laser.
Kimura has his own image of clothes.
I don't have a laser.
I don't like the shape of my shoulders.
Kimura has thick shoulders.
I don't want Kimura to wear a laser hat.
It doesn't suit you at all.
It's a little old-fashioned.
Is it an old movie?
It's a little old-fashioned.
You are stupid!
You haven't grown up.
Hamada presents "Kimura's favorite hat"
Everyone wears it like you wear it recently
I haven't seen this shape recently
For me at work
The cap is too...
You don't like it?
I haven't seen it for a while
I see
The color is good
I haven't worn it that much
Why don't you wear it again?
With suggestions
I have an image
But I chose it
It's interesting
I don't know what it is
You should go back
Why do you go back?
It's a fake hat
It's "komura"
I'm scared of "komura"
Why?
It's scarier than a hat
It's true
Next is "tanaka"
But there is one worry
"tanaka" and "kimu" are like water and oil
What are you saying?
I don't think you're young
I'll give you the answer
Please
It's "preste"
Correct
It's "borsalino"
borsalino
"kimu" usually wears it
"kimu" likes "godfather"
That's right
You wear it every year
I see
You wear it in private?
"kimu" wears it in summer
It's "deka"
You wear it in private?
It's "gabugabu"
I see
You wear it in private
It's "gabugabu"
It's for people who don't have brains
Next is "hosei"
But there is one problem
The last question was the worst
I'm sorry
It's "shisho"
Isn't it terrible?
It's like a toy for adults
It's like a lotion for kids
It's not fair!
Everyone doesn't know at all
What do you like, Kimura-san?
Rock!
I like western music
You like western music
First of all, you like 80's, don't you, Kimura- san?
This is amazing
I don't like western music!
I like western music!
Can you do it?
I thought it was a little rock
It's red
I see
It suits you
But I don't know what to wear
Isn't this okay?
The width is narrow
It's a little narrow
If you spread it out like that, you can wear anything
Lastly, Matsumoto, who knows Kimura the best!
Speaking of Kimura, he was my favorite
I see
That's where it started
Let me show you
I know it, but...
Skull
How is it?
Did you like it, Kimura san?
Skull?
Right?
You don't like skulls?
No, I don't like it that much.
Everyone likes skulls.
Skulls look better on you.
I like the one with the leopard pattern better.
Right.
I like the one with the leopard pattern better.
I don't know.
We've known each other for a long time.
I'm not that happy about it.
What is Kimura san's favorite hat?
The first place goes to...
Come on!
I knew you'd say that!
I didn't have a hat cap recently.
I didn't have one.
Kimura chose the one Tanaka bought for second place.
And Matsumoto bought a hat for third place.
That's Kimura san!
Which hat is not your favorite?
Which one is it?
When I saw it for the first time,
I wanted to punch you in the side.
You wanted to punch me in the side?
I wanted to punch you in the side.
Which one is it?
I wanted to punch you in the side.
Seriously?
Mussel Lucy.
You're lying!
When I saw the first place,
I thought of a billiard table for four more people.
I see.
Endo.
Pay with his own money.
Next, Kimura's favorite "tops" will be presented by Tameka.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you.
First reaction.
This is...
It's an old game.
I see.
It's a little different from the old days.
It's called "asobi".
It's a recent game.
I see.
Look at this.
It's "asobi".
It's a unique fashion.
I see.
It's "swing top".
Is it golf?
"swing top" means you can swing like a golfer.
Really?
You can swing like a golfer.
Really?
Your face looks happy.
Next, end!
Can you recover your eyes from the hat?
I'll cut it now.
It looks good.
You look happy.
I wore this when I went to Okinawa movie festival.
What's this pattern?
This pattern is from various African countries.
This brand is in Bhutan now.
This is "cheese ski".
"Cheese ski" is popular.
Really?
It's not too tight.
I see.
It's not too tight.
I see.
It's good.
I don't know if you'll say "it's good".
Next, Hamada will present his favorite "top slope".
I'm sorry, but you're too serious.
You're not good.
You've been wearing it a lot.
It's "jide".
You wear it a lot.
It's your best image.
I like it.
You like it.
It's "derimuji", but the button is "tuxedo".
Thank you.
You look like Hamada.
I'm wearing it.
You look like a man.
You look good.
You look happy.
You look happy right away.
So far, it's been a satisfactory "line up".
Will Kosei continue to be a former member?
It's like an adventure for everyone.
Yama-chan, you're talking about yourself again.
Get out of here!
What is this?!
It's like an old man holding an ocean cooler.
It's the same place.
It's just that the same thing that Kimura-san likes is in Wansaka.
Was it there?
I thought it would pop up.
That's right. It's like you're too young.
If you're in your 20s, you can still go there.
That shop is like that too, right?
You're young.
You haven't grown up.
That's not true.
You haven't grown up.
What is this?!
You're lying!
This is not a lie!
Pajama? Pajama?!
It's hot.
It's a static electricity.
It's hot.
It's true.
It's hot, Kimura-san.
It's really good.
I wish there was something like this in Disney.
There is.
The sleeves are also kind of cute.
The sleeves are cute.
You like the length of these sleeves, don't you?
You like it, don't you?
Lastly, Matsumoto will present you with his top.
This is also Daikanyama, but it's the first shop I saw and thought "this is it".
But it's not really like that, so I went to a lot of places.
But in the end, I decided to go back to the first one.
This is cool.
Kimura-san, you're too cool.
This is cool.
Kimura-san, you're too old-fashioned.
This is cool.
That's right. This is cool.
I see. I see.
It's too bright for you, Kimura-san.
Look!
I see.
It's too bright for you!
I see.
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
It's better than "Yo-yo", isn't it?
Thank you very much.
This is it.
I like glass.
And I like this color.
Didn't you have it, Kimura-san?
I didn't have a blue one.
I see.
The second place is a jacket purchased by Matsumoto.
And the third place is the best choice bought by Hamada.
Of course, the top few are not his favorite.
I don't like it at all.
This is it.
The easy-to-understand results make it difficult for him to compose.
The last place is a book that Kimura might like.
It's a gift from Hamada.
I don't know much about it.
But I know that Kimura-san has been moved.
I see.
If you have time at home...
No.
Something.
That's not good.
Something.
That's not good.
And some vegetables.
Since they are interested in it, they purchase a book about gardening.
You also make various things, don't you?
No, no, no.
My wife does it.
My wife hates you.
Then it's no good.
It's no good.
Hosei recommends this book to Kimura from Kyoto.
Huh? He won't pay for it.
Kimura-san, you're trying to take it all by yourself.
I'll take it in the bath.
No, no, no.
It's too late for you to say that to Kimura in Kyoto.
Kimura-san, look at me. I'm proud of you.
Are you proud of me?
Don't use my book!
The next book that Kimura would like to recommend is...
Earlier, Kimura-san said, "I like this book."
I was surprised when you said that.
Oh, yes, yes.
It's from the old days of Tokyo.
The old days of Tokyo and Edo were like this.
I can't compare.
I'm surprised, too.
Look at his face!
He's talking a lot!
Because he likes maps, he prepared a map of the old days of Tokyo.
A modern map has an overview.
You can compare it with maps of the Edo period.
It's a must-have for people who like maps.
That's amazing.
How did you get into it?
This is funny.
I like this book.
You said, "This is funny."
I said, "This is funny."
So far, it's no exception for Tanaka.
How about the book?
You said you didn't like waste.
Oh, no!
What?
You're hungry, aren't you?
Which one is it?
It's gone.
What?
It's gone.
What's wrong, Tanaka?
I'm saved!
What?
Are you serious?
Did you buy it?
I'm saved!
Did you buy it?
I won't sell it.
I won't sell it!
Go home! Go home!
Go home!
I won't spread it any more!
What?
No way!
Last but not least, Matsumoto will give away his book!
Matsumoto went shopping before the show and...
Look. Isn't it this one?
Look.
It's a photo book. Look.
You don't hate this, do you?
You've been looking at this book for a long time, haven't you?
What book did Matsumoto choose for Kimura?
Lastly, Matsumoto will give away his book!
What does Kimura like about his book?
I knew he liked maps.
It does have a good ending, but...
I looked at what he liked about maps.
What about this one?
What is it?
It's a photo book.
A picture of the night view of various places in a helicopter.
There are not many things to look at in this picture.
I looked at it from above.
What do you think, Endo? Does it feel good?
I thought it felt really good.
Look! An airplane is flying!
It's flying above the airplane.
It's nice, isn't it?
Is it okay now?
You don't have to look at it for so long.
If you really want it, you can look at it later.
You can look at it later.
Universal Studios.
Haneda.
Ginza.
Sakuragi-cho.
You don't have to look at it for so long.
The book you like the most will be announced!
Can we start with "reunion"?
I want you two to say "reunion".
Really?
Reunion.
Reunion is...
This is...
This is really...
Kimura-san, I'm sorry.
There was something called "Kyoto first story".
What was it about?
Kyoto is...
It's not good.
Everyone is in trouble.
The cameraman is in trouble, too.
I thought I should film it.
It's difficult.
Which book does Kimura like the most?
The first place goes to...
This book.
"Kyoto first story".
Kyoto first story
It's more interesting.
I'm not interested in the past.
You don't look back on the past.
I don't have another book.
That's why it's a penalty word.
Penalty word?
Don't you look back on the past?
Kyoto first story
Kosei and Tanaka pay for the book with their own money.
Who can guess it?
Anyone can guess it.
I don't know much about it.
I don't know much about Onuma-san.
Onuma-san?
I don't want to guess Onuma-san.
Let me be a talent at least.
At least.
I bought an adult toy.
I bought a lotion.