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One day, after recording "Gaki no Tsukai"...
I'm sorry for making you all busy.
Thank you.
The other day, all of Heipo's projects were released at the same time.
Thank you!
That's amazing, Heipo!
Thank you!
Who's going to buy this?
I think so, too.
If I put it simply, it's like a pirate version.
No, no!
It's the main story!
Besides, it's in pre-order now.
Five volumes at the same time.
Pre-order 40,000 copies!
Wow!
40,000 copies!
It's said that if it sells 10,000 copies now, it's amazing.
Mr. Nishikawa's series was interesting.
"Shazai".
The first volume of "Shazai" series.
Like now, it's before Mr. Nishikawa breaks down.
That's right.
Mr. Nishikawa isn't doing anything wrong now.
Also, the series with Fujiwara...
That was good.
"Misogi".
"Akachan".
It's not boring at all.
It's not tasty.
Besides, it's in Mr. Heipo's DVD.
That's right.
It's in his DVD.
It's not in mine.
Mr. Heipo's DVD...
I don't know where I got it from.
"Gaki no Tsukai" all-time production.
DVDs that include only Heipo's series in the world.
Five volumes at the same time.
Tonight, we'll introduce you to the highlights of those DVDs!
Don't miss it!
The first volume of the PayPal DVD is a series of dates!
Recently, I haven't had any excitement.
If you don't have excitement, you can't live!
At the age of 50, a man seeks excitement and goes on a date with a female celebrity.
The partner is Ayako Nishikawa, who was still a gentle character at the time.
Excuse me.
What kind of men do you like?
Men... Let me see...
I like men who can do a lot of things.
A man who can do a lot of things?
Yes.
Then it's perfect! I'm often told that I can do a lot of things.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
What do you like, like hobbies?
The date seemed like it was going well.
However!
Since we're here, let's have a present.
Oh, thank you very much!
Shall we go now?
I'm happy!
Excuse me.
Yes, yes.
My hair.
Oh, my hair.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I have to put it on properly.
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Really!
Due to Heipo's sexual harassment, the date is suspended.
At this rate, the recording will not continue.
There, Heipo writes an apology letter to Nishikawa and requests that the recording be resumed.
First of all, before I apologize, I would like to explain why I took such an action.
In Ikebukuro's customs, about 30,000 to 50,000 yen is said to be "soba".
So, considering the high price I paid you, I took such an action because I thought it would be okay to hug you.
I'm sorry. I apologize.
With such a silly apology, he can't forgive him.
Ouch! No!
Ouch! Ouch! No!
Stop it! Stop it!
He is punished.
In addition, the first episode will include Harumi Nemoto and Kaia.
Heipo's rude apology letter is rejected!
The second episode of Heipo's DVD is said to be a masterpiece!
Wow, it's scary in here.
No, I don't like this place.
A legendary project held by Heipo alone in the middle of the night.
It's scary!
You're trying to call Nemoto now, aren't you?
Hey!
What?
I don't know.
It's cold! It's cold!
Nothing has started yet!
It's cold! It's cold!
It's hot! It's hot!
What's wrong?
What should I do?
What should I do? I don't know about this bike!
They change into their gym clothes and start their race.
What's wrong? Is this it?
This is scary!
It's coming! What is it? What did you do?
This is scary.
No, no, no! This is scary!
The first event is a two-person tricycle race.
This is a bit scary.
This is scary!
Wait a minute!
No! No!
Stop it!
After this, Heipo follows his schedule and practices.
Then, he takes a break for a while.
Is it because it's cold?
Ah! A bug!
It's a bug, isn't it?
What is this?!
Oh, lunch box!
Is it okay to eat in a place like this?
Then, for real!
For now, let me eat.
Oh, lunch box! I'm scared!
Lunch box! I'm scared!
You're not scared!
I'm scared!
It's an eel!
Ah!
This is firewood, isn't it?
What is this?!
Help me!
Old lady!
Please show me your boobs!
However, because Heipo was influenced by "boobs ballet", he challenges "ballet ball" to show his boobs.
Even if he works hard with both hands, it doesn't go well.
Heipo came up with the last method.
What are you setting up for?
We'll do a group.
You can't tell just by looking at it, can you?
Yes, it's okay.
Let's do it!
What is this?
Oh my god! I can't say it!
I can't say it!
Heipo infiltrates Philippines as a charismatic spy.
His mission is to become a decoy outside of the slum and capture gangsters.
However...
I can't say it!
What am I doing this for?
Due to his extreme fear and the fact that he is a young director, it's hard for him to start working.
He can't say it!
What are you dancing for?
If you're tired and you feel like you're going to fall, you can use your bag as a pillow.
Let's see what you've got.
Just tell me what your limit is!
What's your limit?
I haven't got that many.
You can't even get that many.
You can't just come here and get as many as you want!
It's a shame that he's a decoy.
Tadaki, you're getting too excited.
I'm sorry.
As a man, you should know when to give up.
World's No. 3 Uniformed DVD!
In order to redeem the uniformed's rotten willpower, a small group has risen up!
Throughout one day's journey, they will judge the uniform's human nature and, depending on the result, make it bungee jump.
The result uniform is...
You started from how badly you're injured, didn't you?
Fly, please!
He's going to try bungee jumping!
Why are you hitting me?
Who told you to do this?
You don't have to be so delicate.
Calculate how much you have to do.
You dropped it earlier.
Please do it like this.
For now...
I won't push you.
Don't do such a dangerous thing.
I'm counting on you!
Hokosaki is angry and heads to the staff.
The recording is interrupted for a while.
Then, Heipo shows his face that shouldn't be shown on TV.
At the end, you have to go somewhere neat and tidy.
Neat and tidy?
You can use all the broken parts.
You can use them all.
I thought it would be interesting if it was like this.
You're scary!
It's barely time.
I can't do it.
It's not a matter of time.
I don't want it to be cool and end it.
This is interesting.
I thought I could do it easily.
You're arrogant.
I'm not good at it.
I can't do it easily.
I'm sorry about that.
It's me.
It's like a dragon ball freezer for that little man to be angry.
Listen only to the voice of the reaction and guess what happened to Heipo's body.
Quiz project!
At midnight at the campsite, Heipo was kicked out of the stage.
I'm scared.
What? Glasses!
What? Glasses! Glasses!
Where are my glasses?
Glasses!
What? Glasses! Glasses!
Where are my glasses?
What?
Glasses!
Where are my glasses?
Help me! I can't see anything!
Why did Heipo's glasses disappear?
No. 1. Sadako knocked over a bottle.
No. 2. A wrestler did a giant swing.
No. 3. A prisoner took it away.
Here is the answer!
No. 4. A prisoner took it away.
He's still alive!
I did a good job, you know!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! Seriously!
It's sick! It's sick! I'm going to die! I'm going to die! That's what's going to happen now!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It hurts! It hurts! Ouch! It hurts!
What's wrong with you?
You're like a wrestler.
I'm gonna die.
Take this.
Ouch!
My butt is sticking out.
And when they return to the tent,
they notice something strange.
How did it end up like this?
Huh? Glasses!
Huh? Glasses! Glasses!
Where are my glasses?
Glasses! Huh?
Glasses! Glasses!
Glasses! Huh?
I see.
Really? Really?
Glasses!
Where are my glasses?
Glasses!
Where are my glasses?
Huh?
Are they really gone?
I don't see anything.
Glasses! Glasses!
Help me!
I can't see anything!
Huh?
Where are my glasses?
Someone come and kill me!
Glasses!
Please!
I need glasses!
Episode Four is "Revival of Licensed Fujiwara"!
Fujiwara, who claims himself to be a big eater,
but doesn't show his true ability at all,
is punished!
I'm full now.
Huh?
He's lying.
The content is...
While looking for Shumai deep in the mountains,
Fujiwara spends one night.
As his security guard,
the military police are on the move.
Ouch!
What's wrong?
My body hurts.
Why?
I'm begging you. I'm really going to die.
Where? Straight?
Yes.
Oh, no!
It's a scorpion.
It's definitely a scorpion.
It's scary here.
Get rid of it!
What's this?
Wow, it's a jizo statue.
Oh, no!
It's a jizo statue.
What is it?
I don't know. It hurts.
Stop saying you don't know.
You don't know, do you?
No, I don't know!
I see.
Eat it! Eat it!
Drunken Fujiwara is still doing his best to make a living.
It's a normal day at a kindergarten.
Eat it!
It's a rule that you can't say anything while you're holding a baby.
However...
Won't you ask me once?
No, I won't.
I'm tired.
No, I won't.
It's over. It's over if you stop me.
I want to go to the bathroom.
Is it dangerous to go home?
Here, too, dissatisfaction explodes.
Can you come and play with me? Come on, Komurasaki!
Why doesn't anyone come?
He doesn't want to add trouble to the mess and complains to the staff.
Here, the young director goes to the police again to convey the intention of the project.
I want a scene where you pee.
It's not a small place now.
It's a big place now, so I want to go.
I've always been stopped by you two.
If you don't want me to go, I'll go.
Why are you talking like this?
Are you kidding me?
I want to go now.
I can't convey it.
I can't do it.
He makes him go to the bathroom.
It's bedtime.
[Laughter]
So come on!
I don't want to do it with you anymore!
I'm begging you!
After this, an unexpected "Heipou Kandou Kikaku"
World's Heipou DVD Vol. 5
This year's broadcast "Heipou Seijin Ecology Experiment"
The experiment is to darken the room.
That's all.
You're getting used to it, aren't you?
Are you a kid?
Don't run away!
I'm right here!
Why are you hiding?
He's been screaming over and over again.
It hurts! It hurts!
Help me! Help me!
Help me!
It's too much!
Help me!
Show me your back.
Help me!
He's screaming with his heart.
As usual, he's in a state of panic in the dark.
Eventually...
Oh, good.
You're getting used to it, aren't you?
What's wrong?
You're getting used to it, aren't you?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Why are you biting me?
The police, who hate kids, stay overnight at Yoshi's house in Kankau.
There have been problems, but the police overcome hatred of children overnight.
They go camping overnight.
But, there are still problems.
Chief, it is about when we went to get beetles with children.
Oh, there it is!
Hey, there it is!
Hey, take that beetle.
Oh, beetle.
Take it, take it.
Hey, look at it.
Beetle!
Why?
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do, Saku-chan?
What's wrong, Saku-chan?
Because of the sibling quarrel, Niko-chan is in a bad mood.
The police, who are aiming for a knight reformation, have prepared a surprise for children.
Niko-chan, who do you like?
Yuko Oshima.
For Niko-chan, she got a sign from Yuko Oshima, who she loves.
With this, Niko-chan will be able to smile again.
I have something to say.
Who said she likes AKB?
Yuko Oshima.
What?
She said she likes Yuko Oshima.
She gave me a sign from Yuko Oshima.
Wow!
Actually, I often meet Yuko Oshima at work.
That's right.
That's right, Saku-chan.
This is real.
Wow!
She drew it for me.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
I didn't know you had such a face.
Hey! Do it properly!
Before they say goodbye, the situation gets worse. What will they do? Heipo.
I still have something I want you to give me.
Go ahead and say it.
This is the first time I'm doing something nice for the first time in my life.
Nico-chan, look at this. I got this too.
Go ahead and say it. Nico-chan, say it for me.
Go ahead and say it.
Hey!
Yes, I'm sorry.
Yes.
Hey!
And this.
This is a secret.
Nico.
Nico-chan.
I'm going to cry.
Let's go, okay?
Okay, okay.
Heipo, are you okay?
I'm okay, Nico-chan.
Okay, okay.
Take good care of it.
I will.
Then ask Heipo-san, okay?
Heipo-san...
Yes, it's okay.
Can you say "I'm sorry"?
Yes.
Can you say "I'm sorry"?
Yes.
Yes, it's okay.
Yes.
Oh, no.
It's over for you.
Cheer up.
It's okay, right?
And there's no prize this time.
After this, there's an important announcement!
We got another special edition!
The world-famous Heipo DVD!
Five copies in all and on sale now!
And there's a prize this time, too!
No way!
Yes, if you buy all five copies and apply, you'll get another special edition!
You'll get Sudebu, played by Yoshinobu-san,
and Dorojei, played by Yoshinobu-san and Onuma- san!
I'd like to see that!
That's amazing!
I'd like to see it!
I'd like to see Yoshinobu's Sudebu.
I've done it a few times, but I can't do it anymore.
My back is sore.
Buy all five copies and apply, and you'll get Yoshinobu-san's Hashinaki Tatakai!
And!
Dorojei, played by Yoshinobu-san and Onuma-san, will be included in the special DVD!
Hello, I'm Sekai no Heipou.
Nice to meet you, I'm Sekai no Heipou's younger brother.
This time, all five DVDs with my brother's activities have been released at the same time.
Sales are also booming, so I'd like to thank you on behalf of my brother.
Please continue to scare and bully my brother!
That's what I want to do with you!