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The first "Gaki no Tsukaiwara" edition of "Tsukijiki Tsukitei Hosei" Christmas 46th anniversary "24 hour long interview"
What an interview!
I've never heard of it.
It's a long title.
What's up with you, Yama-chan?
What's up with me? I'm 46 years old now.
It's your 46th birthday.
I thought I should look back on my life.
It's your 46th anniversary again.
I've heard of it.
I've heard of it last year.
Is it possible to ask so many questions?
24 hours.
I'm sure you've been interviewed before.
Even if it's long, it's only 30 minutes.
30 minutes.
You can't ask anything in 30 minutes.
In the end.
The real moon...
You've crossed the line.
Really.
It's really interesting.
It's more interesting if you do your best.
The stage of the challenge is a hotel in Asakusa, a suburb that represents Japan.
Good morning.
Mr. Kozue, the interview for "long" is about to begin.
Yes.
What do you think of it?
I've put everything into it.
Looking at you from behind, you look different from Hosshan.
You look like Hosshan.
Good morning.
"Long" is about to begin.
It's going to be crazy.
In this hotel's other room,
the great challenge left on the TV screen was about to begin.
We're first-class interviewers in this hotel, right?
Yes, we're first-class interviewers.
Is this okay?
Yes, please.
Yes, thank you.
In this challenge, three interviewers stand by all the time.
Since it's a long 24-hour interview,
each interviewer will take turns.
Excuse me.
Thank you for having me.
Excuse me.
Thank you for having me.
I'm Kojima, and I'll be your interviewer for today.
Thank you for having me.
At 9 a.m.,
finally,
the 24-hour long interview
with the entertainer's will has begun.
It's amazing.
Since it's a 24-hour long interview,
I'll tell you everything about Tsukitei Hosei for 46 years.
First of all,
since I was in kindergarten…
Kindergarten, right?
Yes.
Well, when I was born.
When you were born.
Let's start with when you were in kindergarten.
Anyway, he wanted to take me out.
I asked him why.
Well,
when I took him out,
he said I was cute and manly.
As a father, I was very happy about it.
I said I took him out because I was happy about it.
I'm getting a little sick of it.
When I was 3 or 4 years old…
That's early.
No, not yet.
When I was 3 or 4 years old,
I couldn't take my eyes off of him.
For example, I was waiting for the train.
I was about to get on the next train.
When I looked inside,
I was waving my hand like this in the train.
I was like, "Wow!"
And I was looking for the next station.
As consciousness, I'm trying to surprise people around me, or make people laugh, or whatever I'm thinking about right now.
In the end, I think, "What is the cause?"
When I think about it, I think it's service spirit.
I think it's really that.
I think it's really this one thing that makes people happy.
But you always try to make people around you happy.
Yeah, I did.
Consciousness.
Always.
I did.
I was like that.
Was it three years ago or two years ago?
After class, for about ten minutes or so, my teacher would leave some time.
On purpose.
It's over for you today, too, time.
Then, Yamase-kun, do something.
I would come forward and imitate my teacher.
And one day, I was in my third year of elementary school.
It was Oda-sensei.
"Then, Yamase-kun, do it like you always do it," I'd say.
When we talked like this, I imitated him.
I think my teacher told me, "That's just imitation."
If you try to make people laugh with imitation, you can't do it.
It's like an interview, right?
The atmosphere is like this, right?
That's right.
Where do you think is the boundary of imitation?
The boundary of imitation?
Yes.
For example...
The school...
...is...
...big...
...and...
...isn't funny.
If it's big, it's not funny, right?
But if it's stuck here, it's funny.
Isn't it funny if it's like this?
What do you mean?
On the contrary, is it the opposite?
On the contrary, isn't it the opposite?
Once again, it's just spice.
The whole thing...
...shouldn't be like this.
Again, it's funny.
I wrote it.
But it's funny if it's stuck here...
...but you shouldn't eat it.
2 hours and 50 minutes from the start.
Elementary school was pretty common.
Has anything changed since middle school?
Maybe around middle school...
Did you fight?
We fought all the time.
Even in elementary school?
We fought until middle school.
Can you tell me what "buyuden" was like?
"Buyuden" was like...
...some people would get together...
...and go attack elementary school.
You went to attack...
...and what happened afterwards?
In the end...
...it was like...
...it was getting late...
...so I quit.
Were you a yankee?
But I wore special school uniforms in middle school.
Is that so? Special school uniforms in middle school?
Special school uniforms...
You often write letters, don't you?
What did you do?
I guess you could say that...
Martial arts...
Martial arts?
Are you serious?
Are you kidding me?
I'm serious!
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
You drank water...
What made you quit martial arts?
What made me quit martial arts...
It's an era.
An era?
An era.
Surfers were cool in that era.
But I became a surfer at that time.
By the way, which one is longer and which one is shorter?
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
Which one is shorter?
There is a difference in length, right?
Yes.
See? He's deceiving us!
See? See?
I'm thirsty.
Well, you said it.
You're lying, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
About four hours from the start.
They eat lunch and prepare for battle.
And now, the interviewer changes.
She's a woman.
Nice to meet you.
Were you popular in middle school?
Well, I was popular in elementary school.
But you look a little tired.
I think I was popular in elementary school.
I think I was popular in kindergarten, too.
I was chosen as the cutest student in my class.
I'm excited.
Yeah.
It's 5 hours and 40 minutes from the beginning.
They move their location and continue with the interview.
That's me, Sue.
Nice to meet you.
Let me ask you about your middle school days.
In middle school...
The weather was nice.
Were you into anything? You said you were into it.
In middle school...
Of course I was into kendo.
But I was into music.
Music!
I was really into music.
I was completely into guitars at the time.
I was into guitars.
I was a heavy metal fan at the time.
I played a lot of amps.
What is your dream in middle school?
I'm going to eat you up.
My dream is to play the guitar and eat up with it.
Thinking about it now...
When was the best time of my life?
It was in middle school.
It was my first date.
I went to watch a movie in Highteen Boogie.
That was when I was in second grade.
I was in third grade.
I went from Boogie Station to Osaka Station.
I met up at Koshien Station and went to Umeda Station.
I went from Umeda Station to the movie theater.
I had tea and got on the train.
I arrived at Koshien Station and said goodbye.
I didn't say a word.
I was embarrassed.
I exchanged our diaries and wrote "It was fun".
I thought it was a lie.
How about you, Hosei-san?
For me, it was fun.
What do you think of it?
It's a good first time for you, right?
Well, you know...
What the hell is this?
Shut up!
Don't say that.
I have nothing to say.
Wow, it's amazing.
It's like a picture of a star.
After 7 hours from the beginning, they moved to a cafe.
Did you have club activities in your childhood?
I'm in kendo club now, but I quit it right away.
Why is that?
I was busy with playing guitar and surfing.
Did you do it?
It's a rumored surfing era.
You also had a band.
When did you form a band?
I was in the first year of band club.
Did you have a band in earnest?
Yes.
Because I was busy with playing guitar.
I see.
What kind of activities did you do?
I did it in a studio.
Did you do it in front of people?
I've never done it in front of people.
I've never done it.
I've never done something like a film concert.
What's that?
What kind of film concert is it?
Don't focus on it.
You're lying all the time.
I'm not lying.
You're lying.
Please eat it.
What is a film concert after all?
That's what I'm asked.
What is a film concert?
Answer me!
What is a film concert?
Are you kidding me?
What is it?
I didn't know what a film concert was after all.
Well, so...
Isn't it right?
Playing with a band...
I already had it when I was in high school.
A camera.
I think it was when I was in first year of high school...
What are you talking about now?
I didn't have a camera or a video.
What is a film concert?
Answer me!
What is it?
I don't know at all.
Is it your band?
Our band...
Michael Shenker Group...
How much is your band?
Our band...
It's a fusion of dreams.
A fusion of dreams?
It's a fusion of dreams.
Rather than a fusion...
I don't remember much of it.
What? You don't remember?
You did a lot of film concerts.
Yes, we did.
We didn't have one when we had a film concert.
What is it?
We are...
What is it?
We didn't have one.
We did.
It's a film concert, you know?
I'm playing at film concerts, you know?
But what is it?
Is it okay to think of a film concert as playing an artist's video?
It's not about your band.
It's about watching your favorite band's video.
Is it okay?
It's like watching a video.
Thank you.
8 hours and 30 minutes have passed since the start of the concert.
They return to the hotel and continue with the interview.
What was your impression of "downtown" on TV?
It was my first time watching "downtown" on a late- night manzai show.
They were doing a doctor's skit.
When I saw it, I was like, "What?"
I was even scared.
These guys are going to take over the world.
That's what I thought when I first saw it.
In this world, my best culture is rioting.
That's not good, my strength.
That's strong, honestly.
I don't know how to do it.
To be honest, I killed my soul somewhere.
My soul.
I'm a soul.
I thought I'd get what I gave.
What does a couple mean to you?
That's what I want to say.
Have you ever been self-judged?
I've been self-judged.
Japanese couples change their faces and clothes when they get married.
It's been 15 and a half hours
It's almost midnight
I wonder if I should do it
Massage?
Massage please
1205
Yes
While waiting for the massage therapist to arrive, the interview continued
The topic is "transferring to Rakugo"
Why did you want to be transferred to Rakugo?
I've always wanted to find something
I've always been looking for something
Massage is here
Here, the massage therapist that Hosei had asked for arrives
Nice to meet you
While getting ready, the interview continued
Kigashino-san and...
Well...
Weekly...
Broadcast in Osaka...
It started... Was it back then? Was it about a year later?
I said, "Yama-chan, if you listen to the log..."
Have you ever listened to Katsura Shijouku?
Excuse me, I've never listened to the log...
If you listen to it once...
It's funny and...
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Since you'll be massaging with oil,
Could you please change your clothes?
Yes.
Would you mind?
Yes.
Oh, those pants!
In no time, he changed his clothes...
And started massaging...
There's only oil in there.
Excuse me, I'll continue with the interview as it is.
Kigashino-san said that you were promoted...
From Shijouku Shouno.
What did you hear?
Well, I was promoted by Kigashino-san,
So I went to tell him,
That I borrowed...
One volume of Shijouku Daize.
It's this funny?
So...
Huh?
Is rakugo...
Like this?
Since I have this personality, I want to do it.
Huh? Come to think of it, honey...
Did you say you were interested in rakugo?
I thought so.
Honey, of course.
Actually, it's like this, like this, like this.
But you, rakugo...
What?
Are you doing something?
Mr. Hosei.
I'm a storyteller.
It's like that.
Then, to my father,
Mr. Hosei said he wanted to do rakugo for a while,
so I said,
now, like every month,
it's like we're having a study session at home.
So I asked him to give me a lecture about it.
What did your father say?
About my father,
about two years later,
at that time,
he said, 'I put rakugo in my house.'
Oh, thank you very much.
Now that you're in the church,
can you change the way you talk to people,
and the way you look at things?
When I asked him about it later,
he said I was fighting like crazy.
Some people,
are against it,
absolutely against it,
people who don't even have proper training.
But my father,
was fighting like crazy,
and in the end,
what he said was,
that if I did something,
he would quit.
You yourself?
Well,
in this world,
well,
- Huh? - Isn't it serious?
- Are you crying? - Are you moved?
- But isn't it serious?
- No, this rap world...
- This... really... this... entertainment world...
- It's... it's come...
- Um... it's done...
- Um... it's been made...
- It's been made...
- This is...
- It's terrible!
- You're saying something moving!
- It's really good!
- There's nothing like this!
- We're talking about a show...
- You're showing half of your butt...
- Huh?
- You're dancing with your chest...
- Shut up!
- Are you kidding me?
- No, no, no...
- Are you kidding me?
- Wow, wow, wow...
- Hosei-san...
- Huh?
- Hosei-san...
- You're kidding me, right?!
- I knew it... Hattori-san's...
- Emotions...
- Hosei-san's...
- Emotions...
- One step...
- Hosei-san...
- I'm scared...
I'm scared, I'm scared...
I'm scared, I'm scared!
From here, the massage is over.
And right away, they head to the bathroom.
BASEMENT
- What time is it now? - It's two o'clock.
- Two o'clock? - Two o'clock.
- It's 17 o'clock now. - Ah, 17 o'clock.
- It's 17 o'clock now.
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