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"Zennokkari" Live-action "Lying Hotel"
It's my own story.
What?
I was asked to do something for a certain period of time.
Lying!
"Zennokkari" is allowed to lie.
The rule is to draw a card with your name and first name.
The person whose name comes up will tell a lie to someone.
What are you doing?
I don't know what you're doing, but I'm riding it.
"Zennokkari" Live-action "Lying Hotel"
Then I'll go first.
The first card is "peron".
Peron
I'm really surprised sometimes.
I can't ask for a period of time like this.
Have you ever been bitten by a gorilla?
Is it okay for me to say this?
It's amazing, isn't it?
If you don't know, it's over.
I've told you many times to make sure it's okay.
Is it a location?
No, it's not a location.
Is it private?
What?
It's an old location.
It's a story that's been passed down.
That's why it's not talked about.
What kind of story is it?
Hanshin Park.
We don't have it anymore.
There are male gorillas and female gorillas.
They're basically talking.
When I was in junior high school, I went to Hanshin Park alone.
I went to the gorillas.
It was the time of reproduction.
Is it an egg?
It's not an egg, so it's not reproduction.
It's not reproduction, it's fish.
It's not reproduction, it's reproduction.
Female gorillas had big bellies.
They were very big.
I read about it in the newspaper.
Did you know about it in the newspaper?
They were talking.
That's why they were talking.
Because male gorillas pull.
When you look at a big belly, gorillas have a tendency to hit.
Male gorillas have a big belly like female gorillas.
They're hitting.
Is it a male gorilla?
They're talking.
Male gorillas don't pull, do they?
They're talking.
They're talking and talking.
She would hit something?
I think it'd be a female.
Yeah, a male.
A male would look at a female and say, "Oh, you're big now."
And they would hit it.
And it'd hit them.
Is it too much?
And it'd go like that, straight in the belly.
This is a gorilla's thing.
Is there a thing where a male gorilla has to protect himself from the outsiders and that female gorilla has to protect herself?
That's not big.
I see.
I think that is big.
That's possible.
It just came to me.
When she came in...
What?
She can't do that!
She can't do it.
That's a lie!
When she came in...
When she came in, that's a lie!
was she doing that on set?
I think so.
No way!
Can you stop talking about that?
That's a lie!
You're not allowed to do that.
Stop it.
That's a lie!
You're not allowed to do it!
No, it's not a lie.
Why did you put it in?
Because you were tired.
That's right.
Because you were tired, you can't hold it anymore.
So it's like "I'm tired, how do you feel?"
Gorilla is like this when it's angry.
It's like a bear.
Gorilla is like this.
I don't know why Gorilla is angry.
Gorilla is wild.
Gorilla is like this.
When Gorilla was angry, it hurt a lot.
Excuse me!
I said, but Gorilla was like...
Chonu!
Is Gorilla like this?
I was talking about Chonu.
I was talking about Gorilla.
I'm not Chonu.
You were talking about Gorilla.
You were talking about Gorilla in middle school.
Excuse me!
It was like this.
Gorilla had both arms.
Gorilla does like this?
Yes.
Gorilla does like this?
What happened to Gorilla?
I don't know Gorilla's movements at all.
I don't know at all.
Can you do that?
It flowed and came to my neck.
I don't know why it got in my throat.
I thought you were going to die.
It got in my throat and a gorilla came running.
It's big, isn't it?
Yes, it's big.
It came running and grabbed me here.
When I did it, my neck was broken.
The gorilla crouched and hit me.
Did you do it in the shower?
It must have hurt a lot.
It must have died.
I don't remember it anymore.
Did you write about it in the newspaper?
I didn't write about it in the newspaper.
I thought you wrote about it in the newspaper.
Why?
Did you go to the hospital?
I went to the hospital.
Did you go to the hospital?
I went to the hospital.
Where did you go?
I went to the hospital around my x-ray room.
Wait, is it a wound?
Did you cut your finger for the x-ray?
Did the bone have a cramp?
No, it didn't.
Then, is it multiple sclerosis?
No, it's not.
Can you hear me?
I haverum.
I'll do it with all my heart.
Let's do it seriously.
Seriously?
Hamada-san, do you still think I'm a girl?
I'll do it.
Not yet.
This is...
You might think I'm lying.
Hamada-san...
Is it true you were raised by gorillas?
No, no, with this flow of events, I don't want you to think and say "isn't that what you're thinking right now?"
But it's true.
I feel the same way.
How old were you?
Well, that was before the rain came first.
So, before I went to kindergarten.
I think it was before I went to a national school.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about being in a national school for years.
I went to Amagasaki before I went to kindergarten.
So, I should know about it after I went to Amagasaki.
No one knows about it.
You don't remember it that much, do you?
But I know about it!
I'm not that big and hairy.
No matter how I think about it, I'm not an old man.
That's right. I remember it in parts.
So, it has a great impact even if you're not an adult?
Do you have any memories you took me somewhere?
Yes, I do. Maybe it's a zoo.
You took me to a zoo.
You live in a zoo, don't you?
You took me to a zoo.
I grew up in a zoo!
Look at me!
I wanted to look like a human child!
Of course you did!
But I didn't have that kind of feeling.
My dad was busy.
My mom called me "dad."
Who are you talking about?
My real dad and mom.
Your real dad is busy, isn't he?
What?
Your dad is busy, isn't he?
Maybe you should leave him to us.
Is that what you mean?
I see.
I thought you picked me up.
No, you picked me up!
I'm sorry.
Like Mr. Otetsuzai?
I was just looking for you.
So this is how you came to us?
This is how you met us?
I really want to hear it!
I think it's like "We're here because we're human."
We should have done it!
What kind of games did you play with us when you were little?
Of course, Masumoto said it in a funny way, but it was really like...
I was put on a tire and like...
You like gorillas!
You do things you think are funny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you don't really talk about it.
So what happened in the end?
In the end...
I went back to the Imperial Zoo.
Imperial Zoo...
As a gorilla...
You can't talk about it like that!
So I was like 3 or 4 years old.
I went to see them when I was in elementary or middle school.
Oh, I see. It was a short period of time.
It's sad, but I said it once.
I said it in front of the cage, but...
They were cockroaches.
Cockroaches?
Emotional reunion...
You guys! Remember that!
Emotional reunion...
You guys! Remember that!
Animals are like that!
What?
- Endo's kiss? - Yes.
Um, Tanaka...
- I didn't know it at all, but... - Yeah?
There's like a "best genest show" or something like that, right?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I'm the one deciding it. - What?!
I'm the one deciding it.
- Isn't that amazing?! - No, I mean, I think it's amazing.
- If you did that, you should've chosen me! - No, it's not like that!
Like, "best old father" or "what happened to your brother's glasses?"
- No, I've decided all of them. - All of them?!
- I've decided all of the "best" stuff. - What?!
- Shut up!
Um, I'll say it first. It's serious. It's serious, but...
Who did you ask?
- Of course... - I'm getting really mad.
- Who did you ask? - No, who did you ask?
- When it was all over the internet... - It was all over the internet?
- Yeah. - And you were all like, "ah..." and fighting?
- No, I absolutely didn't want that to get out. - Hmm...
- Because if I had chosen it, it would've been a disaster. - Hmm...
- No, it's not a disaster... - It's not a disaster...
- Hmm... - It's not a disaster for us, right?
- No, no, that's right, that's right. - It's not a disaster for us, right?
- It's not a disaster... - That's... that's wrong, you know?
- I don't like it when people ask me that... - Like a "discount" or something like that?
- No, no, no, that's not what it's about. - I see...
- I'm purely choosing jeans because I think they suit me. - Since when was that?
- It was since the start of the business. - How many years?
- I started jeans... - When? - I started jeans about...
- Eighteen... - Twelve...
- About twelve or thirteen years ago. - About twelve or thirteen years ago.
- So you've been choosing jeans for over a decade now? - Yes, yes.
- Wait, really?! - I wonder why...
- Well, I guess it's because I used to be a "kakeiga", or jeans.
- A "kakeiga"? - I know about that, but isn't "kakei" jeans?
- So I've been wearing jeans a lot.
- You know, Osaka's clothing industry, right? My father is in the clothing industry.
- That's not it! That's not it! - That's a lie!
- A clothing industry?
- Yes, my parents are like that. They met and got married there.
- Can you tell me more about it? - So, jeans.
- My family is the first generation of people who brought jeans back to Japan.
- That's amazing! - Yes, yes.
- My family is the fourth or fifth generation of people who brought jeans back to Japan from America.
- Wow! - I didn't know about that!
- I've always been involved in that.
- You've always been involved in that, and I've always been involved in that.
- Why didn't you pick me? You should have told me! - No, no, no.
- I've always been involved in that. - Why didn't you pick me, Hamada-san?
- Well, that's... - So you didn't pick an entertainer?
- You didn't pick an entertainer, did you? - Yes, I did.
- Is that wrong? Is it wrong for an entertainer? - It's not wrong, but...
- Of course, an entertainer should look good in jeans.
- Then Hamada-san should've picked you. - Then you, Hamada-san.
- Hamada-san should pick you. - Hamada-san doesn't look good in anything if I were you.
- That's not right. - Hamada-san can't wear the same style of jeans with me, of course!
- No, I'm sorry, it's not only about jeans, is it? - Yes, it is.
- No, it's not only about jeans, is it? - Yes, it is.
- No, it's not only about the best fashion items, like glasses. - What do you mean by glasses?
Yes, of course. I love glasses and wear glasses.
No, I'm not a person of time for glasses.
I don't usually have such an image, but now I'm like this person.
There is. There is. I say it a lot.
Even if you don't usually wear it, please choose me.
For example, who was it?
Takagi Miho-san or something like that.
On the contrary, I'm wearing it.
Takagi Miho-san.
You're wearing it.
I took it out of there.
On the contrary, I took it out of there.
This is the last one.
Who do you want to choose this year?
It's about glasses.
Who do you want to choose?
Who do you want me to choose?
I want to choose Takeru Kieru.
I don't have much of an image of that.
You don't have much of an image of that.
Who is it?
It's Hideki Kuriyama of Akult.
Director?
Yes, Kuriyama.
Don't get involved at all.
He's usually amazing.
I don't know him at all.
I know him, but...
I want you to choose "best father".
I wanted to make it the biggest surprise.
Really?
Where do you decide?
When I'm playing instruments,
I always talk about my daughter.
You're annoying.
You got me involved.
Um, can I say something?
Yes, what is it?
Um, I have a little problem.
What is it?
I want to tell you the real story.
Um, really?
Really?
Because you are still so naive.
Naive.
You are young.
At the end of the year, people say you are naive.
I see, I see.
Yes.
I see, I see.
I see, you can say like that.
No, no, no.
Even if you say like that, I don't know what to do.
I see.
I can only listen to you.
What can you do?
I can only help you.
You are talking nonsense.
No, no, no.
Even if you say like that, I can't do anything.
That's right.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm in trouble.
I see.
I'm sorry.
Um, I'm sorry.
Don't do it again.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
I see.
He is really angry.
He is a little angry.
Um, really, this is naive.
Yes.
Um, son.
Yes.
Ah, you have a son.
Right?
You have a son.
You have three sons.
Yes.
Then, when I turned one and a half years old,
Yes.
I was totally different from girls.
Yes.
I was really fierce.
Fierce?
I was really fierce.
Yes.
Then, when I was taking a nap,
"Dad, dad," he recognized me and said "dad, dad."
I also said "dad, dad" once.
I said it even if I didn't see it.
No, it's not like that.
He finally recognized me.
When I was sleeping in the evening,
Grrr!
"Grrr!" I don't know, but I was shocked and puzzled.
It's hard to understand.
I didn't have that when I was a girl.
But it's common for boys.
That's not a big problem.
No, no, no, no, can you stop that tone?
Everyone watching TV probably thinks like that.
Well, maybe there is such a thing.
I don't think there is such a thing.
No, there isn't.
Well, I don't know about it.
When I am sleeping, I wake up my son to play with me.
I see.
I pull my hair.
Where is it?
Not "that's why".
It's connected.
No, it's not.
You said "don't tell me".
It's not like that.
I'm sorry.
Can I play with you from now on?
No, you can't do that.
I don't know.
You said "don't tell me".
It's not like that.
Where is it?
Seriously.
Where do you pull your hair?
No, it's at the top of my head.
Because I'm sleeping.
Mr. Kon, you are persistent.
It's at the top of my head.
Because it's exactly like that.
It's not like that.
There is no solution.
There is a solution.
It's been like that since I was young.
Some people don't know what to do with boys.
But when I see it,
I get angry and my wife gets angry.
When you get angry...
It's like that, isn't it?
In the world,
a wife can't help but love a boy, can't she?
And a father can't help but love his daughter, can't he?
That's a different kind of man.
It's like that.
It's definitely like that.
I've known about the Yamaki family for a long time.
When they had their first daughter,
they loved her more.
It's different, isn't it?
It's somehow the same.
I don't know how to say it.
It's a little different.
It's definitely different.
It's different.
When I'm being pulled,
my wife says, "Your reaction is funny!"
and she laughs.
What's wrong with you?
Yes.
What's wrong with you?
Don't do it!
Stop it!
That's what I do.
And when I see her reaction,
Your reaction is funny!
and my wife laughs,
What's wrong with you?
Who are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
It's a little hard to understand.
Who is the main character?
Who is it?
It's a little hard to understand.
I'm sorry.
What is it?
Who is the main character?
Who is it?
The son!
The wife!
What?
The son.
No wonder the wife responds differently.
Like a bonus.
In a way,
we're worried about what to do.
What are we worried about?
In a way, we're worried about what to do
with our sons.
How do we make them get up and
stop making noise
with their bellies opening?
Or how do we make them stop
pulling their hair up and getting up?
I'd like to know.
They make noise with their bellies opening.
Well...
It happens all the time.
It does, doesn't it?
I was watching "Sesame Street"
Cookie Monster is a blue character, but I was addicted to the character who always eats cookies and eats them.
I think it was when I was about two or three years old.
I was imitating cookies and eating them, and I was laughing a lot.
Maybe I want to see it, but even when I'm sleeping, I get cookies in my mouth.
You're maturing.
I'm maturing and eating cookies.
At first, I was doing it like this, but every morning, I had cookies in my mouth.
It's hard.
It was hard, so I decided not to do it and didn't put cookies in my house.
No, I want to know if you were angry or not.
I'm not angry.
Maybe it faded out.
Maybe you should have been a little older.
I'm fine now.
When I'm about five years old, I'm not satisfied.
You shouldn't make your dad afraid of you.
I see.
You should be a dad who makes your dad think you shouldn't be angry at you.
I see.
Your mother says "wow" every day, so you're used to it.
Yes.
We ate together the other day.
That's right.
As a family.
You look like Yamazaki.
I see.
I've held you once, but you're different from girls.
I'm different.
Is that so?
You have a sweet smell.
No, you don't.
You don't have a sweet smell like girls.
You have a sweet smell like girls.
Is it different in softness?
No.
What is it?
I don't know.
I don't know if girls are born yet.
You're the third generation.
You're cute.
You're 50 years old.
You're really cute.
Didn't I tell you?
You're an old man now.
Oh, you're talking about your ex-son-in-law.
You got married, didn't you?
It was your sixth marriage.
It's been a long time.
You got married earlier than your wife and children.
You're an old man now.
It's disgusting.
I don't know it.
You're funny.
But you're laughing a lot.
It's disgusting, isn't it?
You're talking about your daughter all the time.
He's a child's writer and famous person.
He's a world-class soldier.
It's been recorded in all five volumes.
It's on sale now.
You're cute.