AISubs v3.4
At one of the hot springs, there was a hotel for liars.
You took a day off, didn't you?
It's not a day off.
What do you mean?
It's not a day off.
You can do it for sure.
No, I can't. I'm sorry.
It's different, isn't it?
It was cold like hell.
I went to Ibochi beautifully last year.
It was cold like hell.
I went there a lot.
You went there a lot.
At that location.
I wanted to participate in it, too.
It's a little different, isn't it?
I was like, "Are you okay?"
Not a word!
Are you okay? Did you get a good price?
Not a word!
So, did you sell it properly?
The dirty laundry.
I couldn't sell it properly.
You were paid for it.
How many times did you get paid?
What are you doing?
I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
I've told you many times.
I was playing with my beard in a truck and laughing, but in the middle of it, I was like, "That's enough."
You look like you don't like it.
But it's funny.
Right? You're taking it.
You're taking it and you're taking it.
You're playing with it, but you don't like it.
You don't have a beard.
No, no, no.
You do have a beard.
Look, look, look.
Look at me.
It's been like this for years, so it's okay now.
Even if you pretend like you don't like it, it's a problem.
You're lying.
Yes.
I'm really sorry about that.
Don't say it again.
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm taking it.
That's amazing.
You, too.
I'm taking it.
No cheating, no lying!
Draw a card with your name and first name on it.
The person with the name will call someone and lie about their first name.
The person who is lied to will have to lie about everything on the theme and continue lying on the spot.
I shuffled randomly just now.
Can someone please pull out the camera?
This is scary.
That's right.
Please go ahead, Hamada-san.
Here I go.
Hamada-san is lying loudly.
It's a big lie all of a sudden.
Who will Hamada-san choose?
That's right.
I...
It seems like you're being targeted by the FBI.
Is it true?
It's America.
You're lying, aren't you?
I'm a little...
I'm a little angry with the FBI.
Please don't tell them!
I haven't said it for a long time.
I wanted to say it because it's a story like this.
On the contrary, I feel like I'll be protected if I say it.
But the FBI will never say it and you won't say it either.
And I won't say it to anyone. That's what you know.
That's what the FBI is saying, right?
Besides, I'm really angry now.
He?
Personally, there is.
You too!
Why me?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You asked me if it's okay for me to say it.
As a bad person, I can't say it.
Last week, really last week.
Last week?
Last week.
It was around Shinbashi over there.
Shinbashi?
The FBI?
It was around Shinbashi and they asked me if it's okay for me to say it.
The FBI is a Japanese person.
That's right.
It was an Asian person.
There are a lot of people like that.
No, no, it's not like you did something.
It's like you decided who you're going to target now.
It feels weird.
I thought you were going to lie.
I didn't do anything.
Really?
I didn't do anything.
I really parked my car in Shinbashi and went around a little.
I should have put in 300 yen.
I was confident that I would return in one minute.
I was asked if I could return in a flash.
I thought 300 yen was okay.
I was about to go in a flash.
I was told to wait a minute.
I was like, "What is this person?"
I thought you were someone like that.
I said, "You know, you're famous, right?"
You know, don't you?
I understand you.
Why did you say that?
I thought you would target me.
I thought you were holdingات me with national secret.
I thought you could tell.
I was really angry.
Is that all?
Did you see anyone following you?
That's not it.
So you've been under surveillance for a while now, haven't you, Mr. A.B.I.?
Of course I have!
No, I mean, what have you been up to?!
That's right.
You should've asked me!
What have you been up to?!
You should've said it for me! I asked you!
What have you been up to?!
I can't tell you what I've been up to.
Anyway, I was told I was after you.
That's where it all started!
I've been looking everywhere and found you hiding somewhere.
You had a stick or something like that.
Is that an F.B.I. lie?
I don't know if it's an F.B.I. or not!
To be more precise, I didn't know it was an F.B.I. until I heard it now.
I just thought it was a lie.
And you said "f.b.i" now, so I thought it was "f.b.i" but it was "f.b.i".
And now I'm very happy.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I don't know what you're doing.
I bought it for 300 yen.
Did you buy it for 300 yen?
I don't know.
That's a fraud.
Fraud?
You said "f.b.i" in English.
You're amazing.
Yes.
I'll ask Mr. Mazumo to buy it for me.
Yes.
Who is Endo?
Are you serious?
Demi Moore.
Yes, thank you.
Demi Moore went to Osaka and ate there.
Is that true?
When?
When did he go to Osaka?
Is it true?
Is there such a thing?
Did he go from Osaka to Kyoto?
No, I don't know.
Did he go to Osaka?
You know about it.
How many times have you seen it?
It's not related to TV.
Is that so?
It's private.
I see.
I know more about it than Endo does.
That's right.
It's private, so you don't know about it.
Demi Moore's father told me not to tell you about it.
Is he your father?
Why did you know about it in the first place?
You told me about it in the first place.
I want to hear it clearly.
It's better for me to say it clearly, isn't it?
Please tell me about it.
My relative's uncle is American.
Your relative's uncle is American.
What's his name?
His name is Demi Lucy.
Demi Lucy?
Demi is faster than I thought.
In the first place, Demi Moore is...
Then you are relatives.
Yes, we are relatives.
But since we are relatives, we don't know each other.
There are many stories about where Demi Moore is from.
Well...
It's Simba, right?
Simba...
It's a heavy story.
It's a coincidence.
Don't you know?
Next to an old movie theater.
Yes, next to an old movie theater.
Don't you know?
But I don't know who Demi Moore is.
Because he wears a baseball cap.
Baseball cap...
Baseball cap and short sleeve shirt.
Short sleeve shirt?
Yes.
Don't you think it's weird?
What?
Did you go together?
How many people did you go with?
No, we went together and ate Katayakuskus.
On the contrary...
Didn't you eat dumplings?
Dumplings...
I'm interested in learning.
I don't like it.
I really don't like it.
After all...
Moore is...
Why did you choose him?
That's right.
Why did you hide it?
From me, too.
That's right.
Yes.
That's a great story.
It's not a bad thing.
To be honest...
If I were Demi Moore's relative...
I would ask Hamada-san for his autograph.
I would do it.
Hamada-san wouldn't say it.
He probably wouldn't say it.
If I were told that...
Would you say it?
Yes.
Would you say it?
Hamada-san, would you say it?
Of course I would say it.
I would say it.
Would you say it?
Of course I would say it.
Yes.
Really?
More, right?
Not so much fun and fun.
I think it's possible.
Japanese restaurant and such.
Which one do you eat sushi?
Husband? Do you know?
Husband. Former husband.
I don't know if it's independent now.
I used to do Bruce Willis.
That's right. You married.
Bruce Willis...
Don't fall for it.
When was it?
New Year's Eve.
That's right.
Bruce Willis and such.
It was a long time ago.
There are only big ones.
I'm scared.
I haven't tried all of them yet.
I'm really scared.
I'll do it.
Mr. Hamada doesn't exist anymore.
Is it true that you've been drinking in Saitama recently?
How do you know?
I heard you were drinking in Saitama for Mr. Hamada.
Is he in Nijibawa?
He's in that place.
In Omiya.
In Omiya for about 40 minutes.
Is it Omiya?
It matches Omiya quite well.
That's right.
I can't hide it from you.
Mr. Hamada and Suga-chan...
Suga-chan is in Saitama too.
Suga-chan and Suga-chan are in Omiya.
Saitama.
Suga-chan invited me to his house.
Suga-san invited you to his house?
He invited me to his house.
He asked me if I wanted to eat or drink.
Did you go all the way here?
That's right.
He asked me if I could go somewhere in Tokyo.
Where did you go?
He asked me if I wanted to go to an izakaya or something like that.
What?
Gombe!
It's so cheap!
Is it only in Naomia?
What are you talking about?
Are you listening to him?
I shouldn't laugh, but I wonder what I will say at the end.
Please don't say it in an izakaya.
I'm sure you've heard of it somewhere.
That's right.
I'm asking you, old man.
You don't have a round voice or a hoarse voice, do you?
I don't have a hoarse voice.
Do you go by car?
I go by train, too.
What?
Do you go to Naomia?
There are quite a few.
But you don't have a driver's license, do you?
No, I don't.
I go by train.
Isn't it a taxi or something like that?
What?
Do you go to Naomia?
No, I don't.
What?
Where do you get on a train from?
What? I don't know anymore.
I'm already on a train.
That's amazing.
You have a good sense of direction.
You don't have a driver's license, do you?
If you get on a train, you go to Naomia, don't you?
You don't have a driver's license, do you?
No, I don't go to Naomia.
I think it's the strongest line.
All right!
You know what?
You're the biggest asshole among comedians.
I'm serious.
You're the biggest asshole among comedians.
I've never heard of it.
I asked Kato-san of Gokuraku.
Oh, I see. How about you?
I'm a comedian, but I'm not good at showing that side of me.
Oh, you're not good at showing that side of you.
But I've only shown my ass to Kato-san.
At that time, I was very surprised.
I don't know anything about myself.
But Kato-san has seen most of my ass.
So he knows about me.
How much do you know about me now?
Now?
Now, to be honest, it's not a big deal when I'm normal.
But there's a high probability of seeing my ass.
It's amazing.
Does that mean Kato saw my ass?
That's what it means.
What's going on?
Why is Kato doing this?
Kato is more than the ass of almost all comedians.
That's what it means.
Kato is weird.
I don't know how to say it.
It happens a lot in the morning.
In the morning, when I was asked to go to a hotel,
I just showed my ass.
When I saw Kato's ass, I was a little surprised.
So I don't know if it's that big of a deal.
If you're number one in comedians, you must be number one in the entertainment world.
But I'm confident that I'm in the top 10.
Have you ever heard of "smaller than this person"?
Yes, I have.
There's a rumor that Kato's ass is...
- Oh, I heard one thing. - That you're gay?
- Yeah, I think I'm gay. - I've never heard of it.
- But I don't think you're gay. - I'm not gay.
- My birthday is the same as yours, April 26th. - Oh, I see.
- So I might have something to do with being gay and 426. - Relationship?
- Wow, this kind of talk is pretty low-key, isn't it? - Yeah, it is.
- Does your wife say anything about it? - Well, God knows about it. He sees me as gay.
- What did she say? - Well, God knows about it.
- Um... - God knows about it.
- God knows about it.
- What did you say? - I'm embarrassed to say it.
- It's hard for me to say it. - It's hard for me to say it.
- Ah... - Ah...
- It's hard for me to say it. - It's hard for me to say it.
- I wanted to find out if it's true or fake, but I got nothing for it to do with me already.
- Endo always vez he eats snout before he eats a meal.
I'm sorry.
Why?
I mean...
You shouldn't do that!
You're a kid!
You shouldn't do that!
Have you ever eaten it?
When I was a kid, of course.
Maybe I did it when I was in elementary school.
You're not an adult.
Especially when you're about to eat, you shouldn't do that.
It's just...
It's easy to understand.
It tastes like salt.
It's salty.
Is it good?
To be honest, it's good.
What?
To be honest, it's good.
It's not good!
Don't make me cry!
What's good about it?
When I ate with you once...
I thought you would notice it.
Did you notice it?
No, I didn't.
You didn't, did you?
How did you do it?
For example, like this...
I don't have much of this.
It's the same when you eat it like this.
But when you eat like this...
Can I do it normally?
Can you show me?
You didn't notice it.
You're so quiet.
You didn't even look at me.
How many times do you eat it in one day?
I always eat it at dinner.
I want to clean up, but I have to eat it before dinner.
That happens.
Even if you're not hungry...
Sometimes you eat it because you want to eat it.
It's the opposite.
I can't eat it before dinner.
Then you can eat it forever.
But I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Don't you feel sick sometimes?
No, I don't.
I don't know if I had it for three days.
When I'm a little tired, but I have to eat.
My wife and girlfriend at the time made me some salmon.
I can't eat it myself while lying down in bed like this.
I don't know if I'm hungry or not.
There was a time when I ate at my own pace.
There was a time when I ate like this.
I cut my nails once.
At that time, I thought for a moment.
I thought it would taste like blood.
I thought it wasn't good.
I thought about quitting.
But other than that, I eat salmon almost every day.
Even today when I come in the morning.
But you quit.
I thought for a long time.
My heart is pounding.
Excuse me for a moment.
Is it my blood?
Is it my own blood?
What?
Wow, that's...
I'm sure you're wondering if it's true or not.
I'm surprised.
I'd like to know if you think it's true or not.
I...
Am I in Funassyi?
Wow, that's...
No, no, no...
No, but this is...
It's not like I've been doing it for a long time.
Oh, I see.
I've been asked to do something for a certain period of time.
And I said I got it.
I've been doing it for a long time.
Who are you talking about?
The one who's in "Home Rider".
Oh, you mean the actor in "Home Rider"?
Yes, yes.
Why did you ask me to change?
Because you're in bad shape.
And you're busy, aren't you, Funassyi?
I'm busy.
On that day.
I'm busy.
Isn't it hard for you to do that move?
No, I'm really sorry for wasting your time.
I asked you to give me some time.
It has nothing to do with me, but I asked you to open a rehearsal room for Fuji TV's Odaiba.
I've been doing it for a long time.
It's hard.
You're good at jumping, too.
How do you always move?
Show me.
The movement is different.
Shoot!
The voice is close.
You can fly more.
You can say hello.
What are you doing?
You can jump.
I did like this and said "come here".
I said "nothing" in ad-lib.
Matsumoto said "that's good".
You started using it later.
It wasn't like that in the beginning.
You said "it's hard".
You said "stop it".
Matsumoto said "you can use it".
Matsumoto said "take it".
Until then, did you use normal voice?
Yes.
How many times did you change it?
I did it for 2 or 3 weeks.
There are many celebrities in it.
There is a group of people in it.
Other characters?
Yes.
What about Kumamon?
Does anyone know him?
Yes, Kyohei Shibata is in it.
Unexpected people are in it.
Kyohei Shibata...
You should be in it.
It's hard.
I said it too.
Shibata, you should be in it.
You too!
They laughed a lot.
That's right.
What about Sento?
Sento too.
Sento is like TKO.
Anyway, I thought it was interesting.
Konshinkai?
Yes.
I watched Konshinkai.
How did you watch it?
That's right.
It's so funny!
He said like that.
Does Kumamon look like that?
Kumamon is interesting.
It's like one ice cream.
It melts in your mouth.
Next week.
Impromptu Liar Inn
The final episode.
Impromptu Liar Inn
A gorilla crouched.
Impromptu Liar Inn
When you said it in front of me, was it a gun bug?
The truth is...
"The truth is..." I've been talking about it all the time.
The truth is...
The world's weapon, a character of child's play!
All of it's history will be broadcasted in all 5 volumes!
All 5 volumes will be released at the same time on May 5th!
So cute!