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High! High! Highway!
I'm gonna keep watching this show!
An ultimate show, where entertainers raise their tension to the highest and show high tension games beyond the story!
You bastards! You bastards!
Entertainment Festival opens tonight!
High Tension! The Best Dance!
HIGH TENSION, THE BEST TEAM!
Good evening!
This year as well.
Um, excuse me for a second.
When you say "laughter",
I think you sometimes laugh in the grey zone,
but you're completely set up, aren't you?
You're here to get it, aren't you?
I'm not here to get it!
You're not here to get it!
You're not in the grey zone, are you?
You're completely set up, aren't you?
This is the only thing we have prepared for you!
I don't know...
You don't have it, do you?
I'd like something more detailed.
Um...
It's been about a year and a half, hasn't it?
Yes, it's been about a year and a half.
Has it come out that much?
It's not that popular of a project!
That's why it's been about a year and a half, isn't it?
If it were a really popular project,
you'd go once every six months, wouldn't you?
Now, let's go!
This week's...
10th place is...
71 points!
Based in the Kanto region of Baketede,
Kogoriko Tanaka Naoki!
Congratulations!
This is the 16th time in a row!
16 times in a row?
This is not something you can do on purpose.
It's not easy!
How is the atmosphere in the village?
There are many people who are new here, so there is a lot of tension.
That's right.
Of course, there are people who are simulated by speaking out, and there are people who are silently simulated.
There are various things.
What we have in common is that we sometimes say "Uee!"
I don't know who said it, but I think there is evil spirit.
Now, let's move on to the top pattern!
Please stand by!
Now!
There is a lot of tension.
This is the best part of the show.
This is important.
This is important, Tanaka-san.
Oh, you're always on standby.
This week's top ten.
Tanaka Kogoriko and Naoki Tanaka will appear in "Baketen".
They will mainly appear in the Kanto region.
I!
DO!
RO!
I!
DORODORODORODORODORODORO!
I!
DO!
RORO!
AI DO RO RO RO RORO!
BAbabababababa!
AI DO RO RO RO RO RORO!
BAbababababababababa!
AI ROROO!
ROROOO!
BAKETERE WO KANTOSHU!
Ah! I got it now!
AI RO RO RO ROROO!
AI REGRET!
BAI BAI!
AI REGRET!
BAI BAI!
Damn it!
Again!
Get out of here!
Let's move on!
This week's 9th place is...
87 points, Matsuri Biking!
Congratulations!
Isn't it your first appearance?
Yes, it is.
What do you have for us today?
I'd like to do something ritualistic to raise the tension.
Before you raise the tension, why don't you raise it already?
Yes, it's scary all of a sudden.
I see.
I lit this candle with fire.
This fire...
I'll put it on my side...
What are you doing?
Yes, I do.
Do you have something like this?
Yes, I do.
When it doesn't matter, you do something downtown.
Yes, I do.
Don't think you don't have it.
I'm sure you do.
I'll continue.
I'd like to put out this candle fire with the pressure coming out of it.
If you can do it, it will be a wonderful event.
I'd like to see it.
It sounds good.
It does.
Let me see.
It doesn't matter at all.
Go!
Is there a success or failure?
Go!
If I were you, I wouldn't like it.
If I were you, I wouldn't like it today.
But you are not me.
Mato-san, I feel like I'm disappearing in my heart while doing this.
I feel like I'm disappearing in my heart while doing this.
But you are not me.
Please stand by.
This week, 9th place.
"Festival" at Viking.
Come and get it! Come and get it!
We're here, we're here!
We're here.
It's not over.
- There's more. - Normally, you'd end it like this.
But...
There's also the meaning of disinfection.
- There probably is. - I'll keep it.
It's Matsuri! It's Matsuri!
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
It's Matsuri! It's Matsuri!
It's amazing.
Matsuri! Matsuri! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
There's more.
It's amazing.
Thank you very much.
Thank you!
You did your best!
Please go to your seats.
Inshimura has changed to Taiko.
That's right.
I'm sorry for hitting you earlier.
I'm sorry for that.
Let's move on.
The 8th place this week is...
In 152 places...
Gekidan Genbu Aoi Yoichiro Zachou Performance
200 Tsubakio
Congratulations!
Thank you very much, Ms. Oniwako.
Are you a theater actor?
Yes, I've been loving "South America 1" lately, so I'd like to do a popular play.
I see, you've incorporated popular plays into high tension.
It's quite difficult, isn't it?
Ms. Oniwako, how old are you now?
I'm already 42 in spring.
I see.
It's the year of the Osama-sansu incident.
It's harder to understand than being 42 years old.
It's hard to understand than being 42 years old.
Now, please stand by.
Please stand by.
This week's 8th place.
In "200 Tsubakio", a theater play.
Aoha Ichiro Chairman Park
I'm high-tension
He's high-tension.
That's right.
But...
He's high-tension.
I'm angry.
What's this?
I don't know this song.
It's a generation song.
It's a commercial song.
What the hell are you doing?
Thank you for listening to my guitar.
Shut up! Shut up!
It's a different song!
Shut up! It's a different song!
Thank you very much.
I wanted to do this and I wanted to do that, but it turned out to be the opposite.
You put too many things in it.
Thank you very much.
But I wanted to do it.
It can't be helped.
I didn't like any of them.
It can't be helped.
Now, first of all, before announcing the 7th place, we would like to invite an entertainer who is close to being ranked.
Let's have her appear. Here she is!
Here she is!
"Decide the serve" opened on the 19th.
I'm Chuei Nagareboshi.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Chuei Nagareboshi.
Wonderful.
I am Chuei.
I'm a funny guy.
Nice to meet you.
You're full of energy.
I see.
Your partner, Takiue.
I have a report.
What is it?
My Chuei got married recently.
Thank you very much.
She was wondering whether or not to get married.
She was wondering whether or not to get married and called a taxi.
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tablet!
Ta! Who will make this face?
This way? Is it this way? Is it this way?
Tablet!
That's why they married.
This is just my intuition.
I don't like you saying such things.
It's my intuition.
Really?
- Are you sure? - I'm fine.
- Are you sure? - I'm fine with either.
Wait a minute, Abara-san. Give me a break.
You're a warm and warm-hearted middle-aged man.
I told you to stop it.
Right?
- He's always like this. - Yes.
He's in a good mood today as well.
I think he's lost whether to come out or not.
I'm not sure whether I should come out or not.
Ten-ten-ten, Ten-ten-ten, Bin-chan-ten.
Which one should I put this face on?
This one? This one? This one?
- Ten-bin-chan, Ten-ten-ten, Bin-chan-ten. - That's why...
I hate "tendon".
- I hate "tendon" like this. - Really?
- It's not like that. - I don't like it.
- It's not like that. - I don't like either of them.
- I'm glad you like it. - Please stand by.
- Thank you for waiting. - Thank you for waiting.
- Nagareboshi-san, right? - Yes.
- You did your best in "The Monzai", didn't you? - Thank you.
You're almost in the 19th place of "The Best Ten".
Nagareboshi Chuei, decide the serve!
Chuei, if you decide the serve, you'll win for the first time in "All-Japan Open".
(Nagareboshi Chuei, 19th place)
- Hey, referee! - What did you say?
It was in!
- I said it's only in! - What?
- It's not only in! - It's not only in!
- What's up with you? - It's not only in!
- It's not only in!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- How do you feel now? - Well, it's wonderful.
- I feel like my partner's love and affection are being sandwiched between me.
- Honestly, my heart is stopping.
- It's wonderful. - Thank you very much!
- Congratulations!
- I'm so excited! - I'm so excited!
- I can't say anything but wonderful. I'll be in the top 10 right away! - That's right!
- Let's go! Let's welcome the comedian who will be in the top 10 soon!
- He's the 15th member of the band "Ii Kodon ga Iitai". - Thank you!
- He's a dancer and a singer. - Thank you!
- Can you do it alone? - Yes, I can do it alone. - Are you sure? - I'm counting on you. - You're already excited. - I'm already excited! - That's right! - I think you're the best person for this kind of excitement. - I think you're the best person for this kind of excitement.
- And... - Yes? - And... - Yes? - I think you're a little passionate in me today. - I see, you're not that passionate. - Because I'm just coming up with an easy game to make you excited.
- And... - I want to do that. - With who? - With Matsumoto-san. - No way? - Yes!
I say "thank you" and you say "thank you" back.
Got it.
Sometimes you say "thank you", "thank you", "thank you" like this.
It smells dangerous.
Are you okay?
I'm okay. Mental!
Are you okay?
I'm okay, right?
Got it!
And...
You haven't explained it all yet.
And I'll do a gesture in the middle of it.
Something "thank you" like...
Can you say it again?
It's quite...
The explanation is...
It's like a quiz.
Anyway, you need to do it with tension and tension.
And I'll give you a quiz.
You need to say "thank you" again.
I say "thank you" again.
And I say "thank you" again.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a big burden.
Is it okay to have such a big burden?
Got it?
Got it.
"thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you"
Wow, it's expensive.
It's like this and boooo!
And then like this
Wow, it's expensive
Even though the city is small, it's nice to ride it
It's good!
Then like this and boooo!
It's delicious!
Thank you!
I spread this in Japan
It's green and delicious
It's plain and delicious
Thank you!
We! We! We! We!
- Luck you! - Luck you! Awesome!
You're all better now!
- Tenshi... - Look, I'm better now!
I'm better now!
I'm better now! I don't want to be like this!
Last year I wanted to stop being like this.
I'm better now!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, you're better now. - I'm sorry.
Standby, please!
Are you okay?
He's excited now.
He'll do it.
He's almost in 15th place.
Eat, come on, say it.
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Something is going to happen, right?
The worst!
Negative surprise!
I was going to go for it!
But I think it will come out!
Come on!
I can't hear you!
Come on!
I couldn't hear you!
Salad!
Salad came back again!
Is it okay?
Thank you very much!
It was a shock!
Ogata-kun!
There was a little happening.
What happened to that? Didn't it move anymore?
The blade part flew somewhere.
The blade part is gone!
You're saying it's gone, aren't you?
I wanted to throw it away, but...
You really threw it away, didn't you?
Yes, I was so happy...
You were happy?
I wanted to say it was itchy, but I threw it away, didn't I?
You threw it away, didn't you?
Yes.
Look, it's like this again!
This happens a lot!
This week's 7th place is...
259 points!
Little by little...
T.K.O.
Kinoshita Takayuki!
Congratulations!
That's wonderful!
No matter how long it's been, it's still wonderful!
It's been two years and it's the second time!
It's the second time!
Last time, I was able to make you laugh.
Thank you very much!
I was able to make you talk.
I made you do stuffed toys.
That was a big hit for my daughter.
I see!
My daughter kept saying "I did it, I did it!"
It was funny.
Last time, I got a call from my 13-year-old daughter.
She said, "Dad, I did it, I did it!"
I did it!
Catch ball.
What's wrong?
Are you stupid?
Of course you are stupid.
You are stupid.
You don't have delicacy, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't have delicacy, do you?
Yes, I don't have delicacy, really.
When I see it, I'm surprised.
I'm going to sell that character to Dumbtowns-san.
Yes.
I'm going to sell it as a strap.
Great.
I'm going to sell it to Buppan, too.
It's all money now.
Stand by, please!
Good.
This week, episode 7.
T.K.O. by Takayuki Kinoshita.
Little by little.
Emiko-chan.
Little by little.
I'm being sucked in.
I'm being sucked in more than before.
How will I disappear now?
Disappear?
Bye-bye, everyone. Bye-bye.
Bye-bye!
Thank you! Bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's scary, isn't it?
Next week!
High, high, high, high!
High Tension, the Best Show!
Part 2!
Where is Happy Birthday?!
From 6th place to 1st place, entertainers will be revealed!
Don't miss the true high tension!
Shut up!
Die!
World's best weapons!
All 5 episodes will be shown!
All 5 episodes will be released on 5th January!
Cute!