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In the first episode of "Kids' Usefulness", I'm the one who understands you all the most!
Anyway, I'm your favorite player of the year!
How long has it been since you met?
More than 40 years.
It's been 24 years.
It's only been two years since we met.
Most of you know, right?
Things like hobbies.
Things like clothing and things you like to hold.
You all know what I like, don't you?
By the way, here's what it's about.
A jacket that Matsumoto-san seems to like.
I wear it every week.
I'm wearing it every week.
A card that Tanaka seems to like.
The easiest one?
If only I had more time, I'd like to see it.
In order for you all to find things you like, you'll go shopping in advance.
Will you be able to find things you like?
Wow, this place.
This place is amazing.
It's full of tradition.
Tanaka, I like this.
I like this one, too.
I'm wearing it every week.
I like this one.
There's a lot of things I think you'll like.
What do you like about Hamada-san?
What do you like about him?
Anyway, Yamagaki's hobbies are exactly the opposite of mine.
He likes things I don't think is possible.
That's a pretty good point.
Things I don't think is possible.
But it's not like I'm joking around.
I really like things like this.
I have everything I need.
The only thing I don't like is Hamada's T-shirt.
I know!
It's not a bad thing!
Look at me!
Hey!
You like her, don't you?
Anyway, you like things like this, don't you, championship!
Each of you will buy things you like in advance and compete to see who you like the most!
The person who gets it will rank it according to their preferences.
The T-shirt chosen by the first place will be returned as it is.
However, the second place will get it for free!
It's not important at all!
At first, it's Endo's favorite hat that he always wears!
First of all, it's a present from his partner, Tanaka!
It's the hat that looks like Endo's the most!
I'm absolutely confident!
Here you go!
Thank you!
Show me! Show me!
Me?
Show me!
I see.
Seriously, me, this.
See!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
You like it!
It's you!
It's your hobby!
Try it on!
Yes, try it on!
Well, but...
See!
It's like you're coming to me!
No, but...
I'm sure...
See!
I'm sure I'm particular about hats.
You're always...
I'm always horizontal!
You have to be particular about it!
If it's not horizontal...
When I look at it now...
Oh, I see...
I see, I see...
See!
Next is...
Hamada has chosen...
Endo's favorite hat!
But...
Yes?
I'm not sure about the brand...
Huh?
This is bad!
Huh?
This is bad, then...
Ah...
I know a little about it!
Ah...
I know a little about it!
Ah...
I know a little about it!
Ah...
I feel like I'm going to cry.
It's a little bad.
I can't say it at all.
The third one is Hosei's favorite hat that Endo chose.
Don't say it's for me. Here it is.
Why did I choose this one?
It's not that big.
I like this kind of hat when I play golf.
Thank you.
Endo, I had a good comment just now.
When you play golf, I was conscious of that.
It's a little different from everyone else's.
But you like this kind of thing, don't you?
Thank you.
Let's add a little adventure.
But Endo definitely likes it.
Here we go.
Seriously?
No, no, no!
I'm serious.
It's totally possible.
See! Endo definitely likes it!
I could see Endo's passion!
Some of you may think I'm lying.
But it's true.
Seriously!
When you play golf, it's totally possible for you to go this far.
I like it.
I could see Endo's passion!
To be honest, I don't need all of these hats.
How about golf hats?
I don't need them.
Which hat did Endo like the most?
I don't think I'll wear them in the city or in the field.
I don't think I'll wear them in the future.
I want to wear them a lot when I go golfing.
I can't stand the fact that it says "golf" on it.
You can't stand it.
And the worst one to pay for himself is...
I'm sorry, but this is a true story.
I won't buy this.
Wait a minute.
I don't want them!
I lost to golf.
This is not true, Endo.
This is not true.
How many points would you give it?
I'll give it 15 out of 100.
This is the worst one.
It's just a story.
You're in a bad situation today!
Next up is a T-shirt that Hamada might like.
First of all, here is a copy of the worst one.
Look at the texture of the leather.
It's not there.
It doesn't feel comfortable at all.
It's not there.
Here it is.
You don't know anything about Hamada.
It's not written in Hawaii.
It's not this color.
I hate this color the most.
Hamada, you are underestimating me.
It's not that color.
The second one is a T-shirt Hamada likes that Endo chose.
Look at this old-fashioned feeling.
It's definitely like that.
What do you think?
It's true.
It's different from the previous one.
But now, look at this.
It's funny.
It's true.
The next one is a T-shirt Hamada likes that Endo chose.
Let me show you.
What do you think of this color?
I see.
What do you think of this color?
Of course, this color is different.
I see.
It's different.
Don't put it too high up.
Is it different?
You want it lower, don't you?
You want it lower?
It's different.
The last one is a T-shirt Hamada likes that Endo chose.
I think you can wear it and go to bed.
I think you can wear it as part of your skin.
Hamada likes it.
I've known it since I was in kindergarten.
This is it.
No, this is...
LIDEL.
Someone who doesn't know it wrote it himself.
He wrote it himself.
I know it.
Red and red.
Someone who doesn't know it wrote it himself.
LIDEL.
It's reversible.
When you wear it, you can fold it like this.
Look at it.
I'll show you.
It looks like a pin microphone, doesn't it?
No, it doesn't.
It looks like a pin microphone, doesn't it?
No, it doesn't.
I have this type of T-shirt and this one.
All of them.
I don't have a single one that says "famous".
But it definitely suits you.
Hamada, it suits you.
I don't like it when it's loose like this.
Hamada, it suits you.
I'm sorry.
This is LIDEL.
What?
You know it, but you don't need to think about it.
No, it's not.
No way!
Can we announce the winner?
Yes!
The winner is...
Really?
Yes!
But it's all dumplings, right?
Well, it's fine if it's first or second, but...
What about Hawaii?
It's not first!
It's not first, boss.
Next, the pants that looks like Hosei will like.
First, Matsumoto will present.
Right?
Right? You like it, right?
No, wait a minute.
Smile, please.
No, please spread it out.
Look.
Right?
Which one is funny?
There's a song called "Ureshina".
Really?
You'll definitely like it. You'll really like it.
Right? You know it very well, right?
Are you going to wear it like that?
How old are you? Are you going to wear it like that?
I'm 46 years old.
Are you going to wear it like this cute?
You like it, right?
If you like it like this, I'll never wear it.
You like it, right?
If you look at it like this, it's better than before, right?
Second, Endo will present.
This is the one that looks like Hosei will like.
I know! I know!
Stop it!
I know.
This is the butt.
Endo, that's the problem.
The front is too plain.
Is it this butt?
No, it's the other way around.
It's the other way around.
Why do you want to show it in front of "cute"?
No, no, no.
What's wrong with you?
Of course.
I want to show "cute" in front of you.
Is it different in front of you?
No, it's not.
What kind of pants did Tanaka choose for Hosei?
I've seen it many times.
I know.
You know it, too.
I know it.
You know it, too.
Tanaka, you know it, too.
I know it.
Of course. We've known each other for years.
It's not that big.
Are you kidding me?
You know it, Tanaka.
We've known each other for years.
You know it, Tanaka.
You know it, right?
On the contrary,
I want you to be a manly man.
It's out of line.
Yamagio doesn't know anything.
I'm old, too.
I can't be in the world of comics.
You can't be in the world of comics.
I didn't think you could be in the world of comics.
You're so cute.
I won't let you go.
Giraffe.
No, no, no.
I don't know anything.
I'll be serious.
I'm sorry.
This is it.
This is scary.
Wait a minute.
What kind of pants are you wearing?
You're cute.
I'm in trouble.
I see.
What should I do?
What?
End.
If it was before, I would have...
I'm wearing a hot cake and a bear-like face.
I'm worried about this.
Why?
I've made up my mind!
Yes!
You look cool.
But I know you like cute things.
You're too cute.
As I expected.
You're too cute.
As a father, you're too human.
I'm a human.
When you're out of the bath and walking around like this, as a father, you should say "Dad, what's that?"
You should say "Dad, what's that?"
Next is a jacket with a clear taste and high difficulty.
I've only seen Matsumoto-san like this.
- On the contrary. - On the contrary.
- Wow. - He's already wearing it.
- Right? He's already wearing this visual. - That's right.
Well, I hate to say it, but it's not fun at all.
- You like it? - That's right.
- You like it? But... - This is Frankenstein's, isn't it?
I want a little more... I want a little more fun.
- This is Frankenstein's, isn't it? - This is not Frankenstein's.
What kind of jacket did Endo choose?
There's this pattern, too.
- Well, this one... I dare say it's not black. - I see that, too!
- That's right, but...
- This is... - I see it.
- I like camouflage for some reason.
- That's right. - That's right.
- I like camouflage that doesn't show too much. - Yes.
- This may not be bad. - Thank you.
- Please try it on. - I don't like this one.
- It's not big at all. - It's not big at all.
It's not big at all.
Next is Matsumoto's favorite jacket that Tanaka chose.
- I have confidence in this one. - It's not bad either.
- That's right!
- That's it, Tanaka! - There it is!
- There it is!
- This is good. - This is good, too.
Oh, you know it!
Matsumoto, you've gone mad.
No, it's not like that.
You're an old-fashioned Matsumoto.
His partner Hamada chose Matsumoto's favorite jacket.
I think Matsumoto would like to see it in winter.
I'm looking forward to it.
But it's like a camouflage.
You can't usually wear it like this.
I think it's good.
It's like a couch.
It's not bad.
It's good, isn't it?
Huh?
It's not bad.
It's really not bad.
Huh?
This pattern doesn't exist.
It's not bad.
Hey, Hamada, isn't it good?
You're blaming me, aren't you?
It's not bad at all.
I see.
Which jacket did Matsumoto like the most?
This one!
I was looking for something like this
Really?
I was looking for something like this
I'm very happy that you all paid attention to it
I like it
Don't look down on me
Don't look down on me!
Where did you get this?
From above!
Lastly, the cardigan that Tanaka seems to like, which he always wears in his private time!
Why is it so dark?
Why is it like that?
The article is a little hot
Tanaka is in trouble!
I don't want to see Tanaka in trouble like this!
Tanaka is pitiful!
Wait a minute!
It's clogged!
No, no, no!
It's not like that, Tanaka!
It's not like that!
Look at it!
Tanaka, do you want it loose?
The fabric is hard
It's hard!
Look at it!
When you wear it, it goes well with anything
I don't know at all
Is this it? Is this the first shot?
Next up is the cardigan that Tanaka seems to like, which his partner Endo chose!
It's good!
I know!
It's good!
It's like this!
It's good!
It's totally Tanaka!
It's Tanaka!
It's Tanaka from anywhere!
He's really kind.
He's really nice.
What kind of cardigan did Hamada choose for Tanaka?
It's totally Perapera.
This is not good!
I have it!
I have it a lot!
I have it a little!
I have it!
Don't look at me like that!
It's too much!
It's totally different!
The back is different, too!
The back and the front are different!
It's totally different!
It's totally Tanaka's cardigan from anywhere!
Isn't it too much?
It's totally Tanaka!
Especially this one!
It's totally Tanaka!
The last one is Tanaka's favorite cardigan chosen by Matsumoto!
Yes!
I have it!
Look!
I have it!
You like it, don't you?
It's a little brighter than usual.
But I wanted to suggest this one.
I'm worried about this one.
This is also a new cardigan.
This is not a problem at all.
No, this is a new cardigan.
Anyone can wear this cardigan.
But only you can wear this cardigan.
Which cardigan will Tanaka choose?
Can I say it first?
Please say it.
This one.
This is not a problem at all.
I like all three of them.
But I'm worried about two of them.
I like them, but I'm worried about the third one.
Please say it.
I like this cardigan.
I like this cardigan, but I want to wear this cardigan.
Can I say this?
Please say it.
Isn't this cardigan too big?
This is the only cardigan I like.
You said it.
What are you talking about?
Which cardigan did Tanaka like the most?
The cardigan I like is...
This one!
To be honest, I want to buy this one.
I want to buy it right now.
This cardigan was the one I wore the most and I felt like I was wearing a cardigan.
This cardigan is...
Yamaguchi-san!
This is expensive!
It's expensive!
This cardigan is 24,570 yen.
Is it really that expensive?
Yes.
And you took money from my wallet!
Did I really get a dump?
Yamaguchi-san's cardigan is 1,200 yen!
I thought Yamaguchi-san had a fashion sense.
To be honest, it hurts!
It hurts!
It really hurts!