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First time on "Gaki no Tsukaihara" episode, "Alien Ecosystem Experiment" video will be shown for the first time!
What's up with you?
You're wearing a silver wheel.
No, it's not like that.
Your outfit is like that.
I'm not Murai Hashimoto.
No, you're not.
You're getting drunk.
I'm not getting drunk.
It's too late for us to get drunk with a silver wheel.
Last year, there was a special video that wasn't aired on "WARRIOR'S GALAXY" at 24 o'clock on "WARRIOR'S GALAXY" broadcasted on "Omizoka" last year.
Actually, it's a special video.
It's like "kasu" (mustard)
No, no, no.
"Gaki no Tsukaihara" is like "hashi" (mustard)
It's a special video, but we couldn't air it.
So we're not included in it?
That's right.
If it was really interesting, we wouldn't have aired it.
That's right.
It's really special and interesting, but we couldn't air it.
It's a biological experiment video of an alien called "Platonic Alien".
"Platonic Alien"?
It looks interesting.
That's why we didn't watch it in the dressing room today.
We didn't watch it.
To be honest, it looks interesting.
"Platonic Alien"?
Is it okay? "Platonic Alien"?
Is it okay?
Is it true?
Wow, it's scary.
It's okay if we watch the video, right?
It's really good just by watching the video.
But it's really an interesting video.
If you say it's really interesting...
It's okay if we don't upload anything.
Really?
It's okay if we don't upload anything.
It's a special video.
You got me.
Gas Earth Defense Force
I said it's not okay!
Gas Earth Defense Force
It's not okay.
We have a video. Please watch it.
We, "Gas Earth Defense Force", succeeded in capturing aliens who invaded Earth.
We tried a certain experiment to find out more about aliens.
This is a valuable footage of that experiment.
Understand?
Yeah, don't.
Don't be noisy.
Wait.
Wait there.
I'm not good at this.
What is this?
I'm scared.
I want to change with you.
It's really different.
What are you doing?
The experiment here is to turn off the lights in the room and use a security camera to observe strangers.
Only one person is locked up in a dark room and nothing is set up.
They just record their vocal cords.
Why?
No.
No!
Hey!
Let me out!
Don't make it dark.
What are you going to do?
You'll be in trouble.
Don't run away!
I'm scared!
Don't do it!
Don't run away!
Don't do it!
I'm serious!
Don't do it!
You're getting used to it.
Are you a kid?
Don't run away!
Hey!
Are you there?
Do you know me?
Answer me!
Are you stupid?
I...
I... I don't know you.
I'm really no good at love.
It's just acting.
You know me, right?
I don't know you!
Stop it!
You're crazy!
My heart hurts!
Hey!
Open up!
What are you doing?
I haven't done anything yet!
Please forgive me, Your Excellency.
Your Excellency!
I'm waiting for you, but I can't see anything!
I know that.
My eyes are closed, but I really can't see anything!
Your Excellency!
I can't see anything!
Can you hear me?
No!
What's wrong with you? Let me out!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
I can't see anything!
Your Excellency!
Please forgive me, but I can't see anything!
How many times do you have to say "please"?
Your Excellency!
I can't see anything!
What do you do when it's dark at home?
I see, you don't turn on the light.
What do you do when it's dark at home?
Oh, it's morning!
What? Where am I?
Where am I? Where am I?
The noise is amazing, too.
Where am I?
Let me out of here!
He's getting more and more...
Gradually...
Oh, he's gone.
Why didn't you tell me?!
He's getting more and more...
No!
What?
No!
What's wrong?
It's too dark!
Look! Someone's coming!
I don't know what's going on!
I don't know!
I can't see!
I'm begging you!
I don't need this!
It's too dark!
Explain it to Taman.
I don't need it!
I'm begging you!
I don't need it!
I'm begging you not to do this!
I don't know what you want me to do!
I can't see!
I can't see anything in this red light!
I can't do it!
Can you just listen to the sound with your iPod?
I can't move!
I'm begging you! I'm begging you!
I don't need it!
I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Who is it?
Don't get in my way!
I asked you once!
Did you say you wanted to go to a hospital?
Yes, I did.
Yes, you did.
What was the name of the patient?
Did you say you wanted to go to a hospital?
Tell me!
What was the name of the patient?
Just tell me!
I'm sorry, but I don't know the name of the patient.
Actually, before the experiment, I was talking like this with Uchino at the desk in the waiting room.
I don't know what to say, but my shoulders are terrible and I'm sweating a lot.
Seriously, seriously.
And I feel like I'm sleeping in a weird way.
I don't have time for a massage, so I want to calm down like this.
You can feel it, right?
Right?
You can tell by my face like this, right?
It's red.
You can tell by my laughing face, right?
It's so ticklish.
Yes, yes.
It's the third one.
It's too terrible.
I'm not tired at all.
It's just dark.
I can't do it.
Help me.
I can't do it.
I'm tired at all.
It's just dark.
I can't do it.
It's horrible.
Don't do it!
The name of the staff is weird.
I told you!
Sometimes you sound like Taria Tessier.
Don't do it!
But you are a professional, right? You never take off your costume.
That's right.
Don't do it!
I want to die!
I will never do it again!
I will not do it!
I will never do it again!
Don't say it!
Don't say it.
I am tired.
It's amazing, singing alone.
It's amazing.
We can't do it.
Please.
We can't do it.
Please.
We can't do it.
It will end.
We can't do it!
Please!
Where are you trying to go, you idiot?!
You're finally sitting down.
I can't do it!
You've gotten used to it, haven't you?
You hate it, don't you?
Thirty minutes isn't much of a time.
You've gotten used to it, haven't you?
You're driving me crazy!
It hurts!
Help me! Help me!
Help me! Help me! Help me!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Do it backwards.
Help me!
I can't do it!
What do you think you're doing?
What's wrong with you?
Help me!
He's shouting from the bottom of his heart.
Oh, I see.
It's gotten worse.
What's wrong?
Do you want to have a baby?
You want to have a baby?
Sanran.
Sanran?
It's a great life form.
He's starting to vomit.
It's a good picture.
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
He's got a heavy stomach.
I can't do it!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Help me!
It hurts! It hurts!
What hurts?
They are like "what should we do"? No, no, no, no, no, no!
We do it again!
I want you to do this ordinary training. What is it?
Oh, that... training...
- Can you not? - I can't.
Then, I'll show you the actual training.
I told you we can't do it!
50 minutes have passed since the beginning, and the soldier starts to scream again.
Ah, what should I do? I can't say it anymore. I'm not good at this kind of thing.
I can't say it for even 10 minutes. I'm begging you.
I'm at my limit. I'm begging you. Doctor, please take care of me.
My voice...
I'm losing my mind again.
I'm begging you!
Why are you chasing me in this situation?
I'm begging you! I'm begging you!
I'm begging you!
I'm happy.
Shoot me!
I'm okay with it, right?
Why don't you shoot me?
If you're happy with my voice, shoot me!
Why?
Why do you want me to shoot you?
I'll help you.
I'm begging you!
Do you really want me to shoot you?
Shoot me!
I'm begging you!
Why do you want me to shoot you?
I'm begging you!
I'm begging you.
I'm begging you!
With the gum out of your hands...
With it all out of your hands...
I said, "I don't care what you have in your hands!"
What do you have there?
But if they saw me like that on the spot, it would've been bad.
Yeah, it would've been bad.
What is it?
Oh, it's bright.
What is it?
Oh, it's bright.
Ah!
Huh?
Turn it off one more time!
Shut up!
Start!
Wow!
Huh?
I've never seen that before!
Hey, you!
New bat!
Hey, you!
Oh, it's really sharp!
Wow!
That's amazing!
The last part was amazing!
It was!
Is there a line like that?
No, no, you can't say it on TV!
It's funny!
He's a general director!
We're listening!
It's funny!
The last part...
He said it might come out, but it was drawn in!
I thought there might be more, but it's just dark!
It's just dark!
It's amazing!
We were able to see a lot!
How far did we go?
We can still go!
We'd like to ask Heipo Seijin to come here!
He was very excited!
Is that for real?
Heipo Seijin!
It was a big deal!
To say those words...
It's different from his anger before!
He was very angry!
Yes!
All of a sudden, he grabbed a big foreigner and went out of the room!
It was dark all of a sudden!
He didn't know what to do!
You don't know, do you?
You're not a foreigner!
You're an alien!
You're more of a foreigner!
It was dark all of a sudden!
I didn't know what to do!
I see!
I didn't know what to do!
But if you calm down...
It's just dark!
Yes!
Go in there!
You can't see what's in front of you!
It's not like that!
What are you laughing about?
Even though it was dark...
We didn't do anything reckless!
We didn't do anything wrong!
When you go in there...
You hear a lot of noises!
Like someone coming in!
It's even scarier!
Go in there and you'll know!
It's scary!
What's funny about it?
It hurts sometimes!
I don't know at all!
Actually, I dyed my hair.
And the station was down...
I don't know! I don't know!
That hurts! That hurts!
I don't know! I don't know!
We just received a message from one of our staff members.
Shirofuku seems to be really angry.
That's right!
Tsutsuno-san said, "We can't do this."
I went to the dressing room because I was a little angry.
It's normal for me to apologize.
But it was really funny.
I see.
I'll say it without cutting.
I'll use it all.
It was all funny!
It hurts so much! I have to go to the hospital!
What is it, Tsutsu? Do you want to go for a light meal?
I'm hungry!
I'm hungry for a light meal!
I can't eat properly!
What is a "light meal"?
It's like a pizza toast!
What could it be?
Tsutsuno-san also went for a light meal.
He said, "I heard it's a light meal, but it only lasts for three hours."
I'm just bragging about it.
After all, you can use it all, right?
I'll do it, right?
I'm amazing, right?
He did it for three hours.
What was that anger about?
Were you really angry?
Yes, I was.
As I've said before, when you push someone into a corner, different types of people come out.
That's right.
Today, the worst-mannered eldest son came out.
I've already seen it.
Is he the eldest son?
Until now, I haven't seen him open the door like that.
That's a little...
He said it's a "light meal," but it's actually six.
He doesn't know anything, so he's bragging about it.
Even if you're angry, you don't apologize to the staff?
I don't do anything, because they'll beat me up.
I know that.
You're angry only because they'll beat you up.
You're angry, right?
Because you're not beaten up.
I'm not beaten up?
Is everyone bigger than me?
Is that how you look at it?
But apparently, during the Earth Defense Forces, this didn't go through.
After everyone finished recording and went home, the staff came in exhausted and asked, "Why didn't you do the V?"
"Oh, you said it was funny," they said.
You praised me a lot for saying it wasn't funny.
It's funny, but...
You can't see something like this in your family on New Year's Day.
Maybe it's because you're angry.
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