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What the hell are you talking about?!
Last year's New Year's Eve, a new legend was born in the variety world.
The Earth Defense Force 24th Division, which you must not laugh at,
is formed!
I-it's off...
This time, it's New Year's Eve's main story and January 3rd's special!
Even if it's only 8 and a half hours of broadcast,
we'll fill you in with our last "one piece"!
"Unreleased Special"!
"Mysterious Circle Members"!
A new member will appear in the training room!
Matsumoto, Kousei, out!
The Earth Defense Force 24th Division, which you must not laugh at,
is complete tonight!
Mason-san!
Yes, yes!
On New Year's Day, we did the "Toshikoshi Special" and on Sunday, we did the "Nikoukai Special" as well.
We did those for eight and a half days.
There are still blocks that we haven't broadcasted yet!
Wow!
There are so many!
What is it that comes out afterwards?
Actually, Momoe-chan's sound source remained like this!
Wow!
Give it out! I've already taken it out!
Is there more?
Wow!
What is it?!
It's a story that you can't broadcast unless you're in a deep time zone.
Ah, I see.
This time, it's a regular episode.
I remember it.
You do, don't you?
I remember it.
We did it.
You can't broadcast it alone, can you?!
I can't say I'm angry, but I can't do it.
That's right.
Well, I understand.
I'll look at it here for a moment.
It can't be helped.
Well, Uwakuchi-san, I'm counting on you.
Yes!
Please do a bad job on the video.
I did it last year as well.
I'm sorry.
No, no.
Even if it's me, I can't do anything.
But you know, I did it at the end of the year, but I'm not good at it.
That's not true.
Matsumoto-san is really good at it.
No, no.
After all, as a staff...
No, I knew it!
Matsumoto-san is good at it!
I knew it!
You're good at it!
You're really good at it!
I mean, you know, there aren't any customers and it's really impossible.
What do you mean, "there aren't any customers"?
There are so many wonderful customers.
Look at this, Matsumoto-san!
You know!
My acting is not suitable for such amateurs like me.
I'm not suitable for amateurs like me, either.
I'll do it now!
Do it!
All right!
V.T.O.!
I can't do it.
Wait a minute, Yamada-san.
Wait a minute.
Your face again?
You look like Otosu-san.
Yamada-san.
There are a lot of people here
It's full of people
They are so popular
Are they from Earth Defense Forces?
Earth Defense Forces
Everyone, this circle is for training when you go into enemy's territory
Shall we go in?
Earth Defense Forces
This way, please
I'm going to show you our leader's demonstration
Leader, please!
[Laughter]
[Music]
[Laughter]
[Music]
[Laughter]
[Applause]
[Music]
It's not usually like that.
That's right.
I don't know.
[Music]
Next, out!
Akiyama.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Can you stop with 360 degrees?
That's easy. That's red.
How do you want to get the back?
Everyone, this is Akiyama, the director of the impersonation circle.
The deputy director here also has a great way of getting along.
Deputy director, can you show us?
[Laughter]
Absolutely not.
Aoki has more muscles.
[Laughter]
[Applause]
I know Jumbo, but I think Aoki has more muscles.
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
Matsumoto, Tanaka, out!
It's crazy
Ouch
Matsumoto, Tanaka, out!
You wanted to see it, didn't you?
Let's go
Matsumoto, Tanaka, out!
This Aikido circle is for people who want to get stronger in the Earth Defense Forces
Let's go and see it
Matsumoto, Tanaka, out!
The commander is here!
Matsumoto, Tanaka, out!
I won't let you go
Matsumoto, Tanaka, out!
Matsumoto, Yamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
It's scary
Ouch
Aikido is "Shin-gi-tai", which means "one and only" in Seirutsu-shirai-gudou.
When you understand that,
you should decide whether you want to practice or not.
Now,
they will show you how to deal with your opponent when you are under pressure.
"Oi" "Osh" "Osh"
"Hajime" "Osh" "Osh"
"Yorei" "Ugoki ga nifui"
Shin-gi-tai-ji ni hajikaeshiite mo misesuru da
"Origano" "Osh"
"Yoshi" "Koi"
Koi
"Yosei" "Tamada" "Out"
Aikido is tough
"Shingo" "Shiroi"
Next,
they will show you the pro-wrestling circle where many popular wrestlers belong.
Now, we will have an exhibition match of the pro- wrestling circle.
The red corner, players come in.
Next, blue corner, players come in.
Can we fly? Can we fly? No we can't stay up.
Canada, Tosei, Endo, Kanaka, out!
Can we fight?
Ouch!
One against two?
What about the other one?
One against two?
Canada, Kanaka, out!
I have to split up.
Ouch!
One against two?
What about the other one?
What's wrong with you?
Ouch!
Watch out!
What's wrong with you?
We will now hold an exhibition match.
The winner, League In!
Go! Go! Go!
Why are you laughing?
What are you laughing at?
Go! Go! Go!
What are you laughing at?
Go! Go!
Give it back! Give it back!
Give it back!
It's dangerous
World Upper Limit Obstacle Runt
Why do you do this?
Give it back!
My hand! My hand!
My hand!
Your hand?
Your hand is blocked.
It's dangerous.
Bring it back!
What are you doing?!
You!
You bastard!
It's dangerous!
Be careful!
Bring it back!
It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
What are you doing?!
Why are you doing this?!
What are you doing?!
I don't know.
Why do you sing like that?
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know where it came from.
What is this?
It's messed up.
Do your best!
The winner is Hirosawa Oshima!
Oshima!
I didn't know it would be like this!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
What are you doing?
Help me!
Make it round!
Everyone, out!
What are you doing?
Ouch!
Make it round!
Oshima!
It seems like there is a show about idol golf about which you are proud of.
Shall we watch it?
Yes, let's watch it.
Everyone!
We are going to perform a song,
so please watch it!
Wow!
There are a lot of fans!
The person in front of me is God!
God of fans!
Please listen!
God of fans!
Please listen! God of fans!
With beautiful steps,
I want to go all over the world.
I want to be loved and loved.
I want you to love me.
Please take care of me all day.
I want you to love me.
I love you.
Tamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Out!
Next, everyone in the dance circle will show us their Parapara.
Let's see it!
I want you to love me.
We did it!
Come on and dance tonight!
Bounce far into the moonlight, come on now!
Count 3, 2, 1!
Hello!
Matsumoto, Kosei, out!
He came here directly!
I don't like this!
How dare you!
Oh, the same as En-chan.
He was kind of mean to me.
He came here laughing.
He was kind of mean to me.
Matsumoto, out!
He was kind of mean to me.
Rola-chan, you need to calm down.
What's wrong?
I have a defect.
Be quiet!
What's wrong with you?
Kosei, Endo, Nanaka, Anger!
Anger!
I'm a reporter for "Monthly Earth Defense Army".
I'm here to report about new members.
I'm going to ask you some questions.
Some questions?
Listen to me.
Why do you hit people's heads?
Is it fun?
It's my job.
Why do you hit people's heads?
Out!
If you say it like that, I'll hit you.
I'll hit you hard.
If you say it like that, I'll hit you.
This time, it's a woman's unit.
I see. I see. I got it.
I'll ask you the next question.
Does Hamada-san still kiss his wife?
That's a good question.
Hamada-san doesn't kiss his wife.
What? Really?
Yes.
Does he still kiss his wife?
Yes, of course.
Well...
Maybe he did it when he was newlywed.
Out!
Hamada!
Out!
That's disgusting!
Hamada-san, I'll ask you a question.
Does Tanaka-san wash his hair?
Kousei, Endo, Tanaka, Matsumoto...
Out!
That's not what reporters think.
That's disgusting!
Out!
Yes, of course.
I wash my hair every day.
I see.
By the way, I'm 23 years old.
I married a friend from the same high school.
And I recently had a baby.
So I want to meet my husband as soon as possible.
I'm going next time.
What kind of husband is he?
What kind of husband is he? I don't know.
Ouch! Ouch!
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
I'm eating zinc.
Zinc carbonate?
What is zinc?
I'm eating zinc.
Head, belly, end, out.
If you repeat that, it's painful.
Ouch!
If you repeat that, it's painful.
That's right.
Ouch!
That's the only thing I can say.
How much savings does Hamada-san have?
To be honest, I don't know.
I leave it up to him.
Is that so?
To whom?
What?
To whom do you leave it up to?
To my wife.
Oh, your wife.
Yes.
I've met your wife before.
What?
I'm your wife.
"Gaki no Tsukai" DVD Vol. 19!
Never Laugh at Us!
It's out!
On sale now!
Let's all eat up!