AISubs v3.4
[The members are hiding in the dark and fighting]
I'll kill you all!
Wait!
You're not supposed to kill members of the band!
You're so mean!
I'll kill you all!
I want to be a firework human!
I'm Fujiwara Bera, 14 years in a row chosen by the board of directors to be the former downtown manager, also known as "yokai human."
Today, I'll be presenting the 2011 "Gaki no Tsukai" funny VTR best 10.
Sit down!
That was a long one.
It was quite a small attack.
The first one to come out must be trying to eat his own eyes right now.
First, let's watch from 10th to 6th place.
Let's watch the VTR.
Narikiri Takeshi's Grand Prix!
In 10th place, "Narikiri Takeshi's Grand Prix!"
Yul called out his opponent as his target and challenged him to see if he could beat Takeshi.
And the winner is...
ELT ITO!
His target is Morizane, who is the head coach of the team.
I can't reach it at all.
Huh?
I'm just working on my shoulders!
Like a tiger.
Who?
Ito.
Really?
Yes.
Idiot!
Who are you?
From the beginning of his career to now, he's not being treated like one.
Lately, there's been an artisode about him that's really cool.
Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence!
That's right.
In 9th place, TQJ Grand Prix!
16 entertainers battle in a tournament-style "gachin battle"!
Before the battle, it's an appeal-gachin battle!
Yes.
Then I'll do the crab!
I'll do the crab!
Crab!
I want to take a deep breath.
And the famous battle was born!
This final battle!
Ready...
Crab!
Thank you for your hard work!
The 8th place is...
A big party of drunk comedians...
"Beron Beron Sakaba"!
2 hours from the start...
Once drunk, they decide to start the game...
Ah!
Comedians!
Let's do it!
First of all, let's start with Katsuki-san.
Let's do a weird face.
I don't remember it at all.
Let's do a weird face!
Yes! Let's do a weird face! Weird face!
Yes, please!
No one is doing a weird face!
I know!
Since I came here, I've been doing weird faces.
I've been doing weird faces since I came here.
I know what you mean.
You're drunk!
Why did you wake me up?!
Why do you have such a weird face?!
3 hours from the start...
It's about to close...
Comedians!
Let's do it!
Comedians!
I'm begging you.
What are you planning to do?
Takashi, let's do it!
What are you planning to do?
You've been doing weird faces all day.
I'm not gonna forgive you!
You've never done a weird face!
Come on!
Get out of here!
I'm sorry!
You've never done a weird face!
The 7th place is...
To this project, which challenged to eat up all the gyoza's king prize...
However, due to the statement of Sagane, the time has stopped.
I'm Sagane Wainer.
I'm more of a small eater.
I don't eat that much, but I eat a lot of the second prize.
Well, well, well...
Everyone's eating.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Can you stop me for a moment? Excuse me.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Who is it?
What's wrong?
Huh?
What's wrong?
Why?
Even though it's a project to eat up...
Why do you say you don't eat that much?
Do you want to say the truth that you don't eat?
Isn't it like that when you're doing FM radio?
When Yoshio Kojima was on a great break...
Well, in the middle of the story...
When I said, "It doesn't matter!"
When we collided, I thought you'd say, "Don't mess with me!"
Then I said, "It doesn't matter!"
You said, "It does matter!"
What do you mean? It didn't matter at all.
Who is it?
Who's coming?
The 6th place goes to "Breaking Glasses Minamekko Ozmo" which was held at "Gaki no Tsukari All-Star Exhibition".
We did it.
This is...
If you say "gacha", you can only win.
You can only win.
Die!
The rule is a one-on-one "gacha" battle.
The timing of breaking the glass is up to you.
If you laugh, you lose.
One-on-one "gacha" battle.
Ready, go!
It's dirty.
It's dirty enough.
Can I win?
Don't look at me like that!
He's erotic.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Why are you standing there?
Good morning.
I came here to stay for a while.
The 5th place goes to "Kaokao Yoshi's House".
After spending one night with the children,
Heipou overcame his hatred of children.
One month later,
Heipou and the children went camping.
The next morning,
Heipou and the children went to "Kabuto Bushi Tori".
Look!
Kabuto!
Why?
What are you going to do?
Where?
What are you going to do, Saku?
What's up?
Saku, what's up?
What's up?
Here you go, Heipo-san.
It was supposed to be a fun camp, but Niko-chan's mood is the worst.
However, Heipo-san had a secret weapon.
Niko-chan, who did it?
For Niko-chan, a big fan of Oshima Yuko gave her a sign.
With this, Niko-chan's smile should return.
I have something to say.
Who said they like AKB?
A-chan.
Oshima Yuko-chan.
A-chan.
She said she likes Oshima Yuko-chan.
I like A-chan more.
Niko-chan, Oshima Yuko-chan gave me a sign.
Oh, great!
Great!
She wrote it for me.
Thank you very much.
Hey, behave yourself!
What do you want me to do?
Before they say goodbye, the worst situation.
What will Heipo-san do?
I still have something I want to give you.
Go ahead and say it.
This is the first time I'm doing something good in my life.
Niko-chan, look at this.
I got this, too.
Niko-chan wrote it for me.
I'm sorry.
I want you to keep it.
I'm sorry I wrote it for you.
Take care of it.
I will.
Take care of it.
I'm sorry.
Say "I'm sorry" to your dad.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I can say "I'm sorry" to you.
You can say "I'm sorry" to me.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
You made me look like an AV actor.
I made you look like a different person.
You always said "AV, AV" many times.
It's an adult video.
I'm sorry.
I see.
It's "EV".
4th place is Shouwa's one-man-stage, "Yamazaki, look back at Shou-chan".
Shouwa's one-man-stage, "Yamazaki, look back at Shou-chan".
Many hit songs of Shouwa were sung by Yamazaki.
Shouwa's one-man-stage, "Yamazaki, look back at Shou-chan".
I heard that Yamazaki would come to me.
I didn't expect that I would be in love with Koji and be chosen.
But Koji...
3rd place is Endo's delusional world, Endo's delusional tennis.
Ah, can I say something? Sorry.
Your body is firm and I think you have good muscles.
Hey, hey, are you serious?
That's so-called...
Let me show you how it's done.
Hold it gently and take it out.
Let's try it.
Hold it gently and take it out.
I see. He's the kind of person who doesn't forget kindness, even in a coach or in a bed.
Oh, no. I imagined that Yakko-san would show up from under his pants.
What are you talking about?
Coach's hand is tangled up.
Coach's crotch is...
Oh, no. At this rate, Yakko-san will show up again.
Coach, this is bad. My crotch is standing up.
Coach!
End.
It's up again.
How was it?
What did you do?
Yakko-san, what did you do?
Satsang.
In 2nd place, Hamada Masatoshi's "nazo nazo world" which was held by "nazo nazo ni mezameta hamada".
Even if you run or run away, what is it that chases you?
I got it.
nazo
Is it singing time?
I don't need "thinking" either.
I got it.
Can I start?
Yes.
Yamada-san.
Shadow.
You got it!
I know it!
Let's start! Here is the question!
What is bread you can't eat?
Well...
Frying pan!
nazo nazo ni mezameta hamada
Yes, that's about it.
What?
Frying pan?
I don't think it's frying pan.
It's not frying pan.
Is it like rotten bread?
Yes.
It's not like I can say it.
I can't do it.
No, you can't do it.
You can't do it.
In order to apologize to Hamada, he went back to the dressing room.
I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
I'm really smart now.
I'm going to answer more and more questions.
You're talking about "nazo nazo ni mezameta hamada", aren't you?
Yes, I am.
I don't know. You haven't told me yet.
You haven't told me you're talking about "nazo nazo ni mezameta hamada", haven't you?
I talked about "nazo nazo ni mezameta hamada".
Let's go, Tanaka!
Yes, well...
When the question comes up...
What?
Well...
nazo nazo ni mezameta hamada
You don't want to do it?
Say it properly, Hamada!
No, I want to do it.
What?
nazo nazo ni mezameta hamada
I want to do "nazo nazo"
"kienai mono" means...
The three people who start "nazo nazo" again, but can't get it right.
And finally...
You go!
I'm sorry!
Why don't you answer me?!
Don't be so serious! Go home!
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
You're too much today...
"nazo nazo" is getting bigger!
It tastes like this!
Okay, okay, it's dangerous, it's dangerous...
It's dangerous, please...
You want me to do it?!
I'm already tired of this!
You...
You want me to do it?! "nazo nazo"!
I'll do it, I'll do it...
I want to do it...
I want to do "nazo nazo"
What do you want me to do?!
Say it one more time!
I want to do "nazo nazo"!
Do you want me to do "nazo nazo"?!
I want to do "nazo nazo"!
Yamazaki!
You!
I want to do "nazo nazo"!
Enzo!
Yes!
I want to do "nazo nazo"!
All of you, say it properly!
I want to do "nazo nazo"!
Enzo...
It's different now...
It's not like I wanted to do it...
Do you want me to do it?!
Well, well, well...
I see...
We're still in second place!
We're still in first place!
By the way, what do you think is first place?
There's a lot of things...
What do you think is first place?!
We want you to join us in a battle without end!
I think it's definitely "Beron Beron Sagaba".
First of all, I think "Beron Beron Sagaba" is so interesting that it makes me want to win first place, but I already released it a little while ago. I'm sorry.
It's new! It's new!
It's long!
It's definitely not going to sell!
News for kids!
The Hamada figures, which involved five people with laughable spies, have finally been released!
For more information, visit the show's homepage!
Beron Beron Sagaba
Hashinaki Tatakai
This man showed us how to live in fear
Can you see this?
Yashinobu's Hashinaki Tatakai
Is that all of it? From 10th to 1st place?
Yes, 1st place
I thought the one you eat with bare hands would be 1st place
Um, Masumoto-san, um...
I think you just saw the one I ate with bare hands
I'm sorry, um...
That is 1st place
Masumoto-san...
(Laughing)
"Kids' DVD" Episode 17
The strongest assassins in the series will appear!
"Don't Laugh, Spy!" At 24 o'clock!
Please look forward to this year's All-Star Special!