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"Gaki-no-tsukai" special "hichi-henge"
In a situation where you can't slip and can't get up, this is a chance for real entertainers to evolve.
This time, the entertainers who will challenge are...
In the first "Gaki-no-tsukai" special "chiki- chiki"
Nakagawa Reiji "hichi-henge"
It's been a long time.
That's right.
Last time, Kurosawa-san was the 36th challenger.
I don't remember who challenged what anymore.
This time, I can't laugh.
Everyone, staff, cast, you're all exhausted.
Let's leave it to Nakagawa-ken.
That's how it is, honestly.
Now, let's welcome today's star.
Please come in!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you!
- Regi is doing it. - That's right.
- But Big Bro is about to die. - That's right.
- He's about to die. - He's dying.
- But he's about to die.
- Regi, how do you like it? - How do you like it?
- Well, this time, since we're doing a lot of things together... - Yes.
- It's usually me who does these kinds of performances. - Yes, it's usually me.
- I'm wondering why it's me. - How about you, Big Bro?
- You're the one who keeps complaining. - No, it's fine!
- As for me, it's fine that Big Bro does it for me. - It's fine.
- It's like that in Japan, but... - Yes, yes.
- "Why can't I do it? Can't I do it?" - Even if you keep telling me that, I think you're persistent.
- So, up until now, it's been like this. - Yes.
- Regi, which area do you want to aim for? - This area?
- Well, I'd like to be in the top 10. - I'd like to be in the top 10.
- Yes. - But you can't lose to Bob Sapp.
- I don't know where you are right now. - I can't be in the top 10.
- Well... - That's right.
- I don't know what you're doing, but... - Huh? Is A-Po here today?
- Welcome. - Welcome.
- Isn't he tall? - No, no, no.
- A-Po, go and say something. - Huh?
- Huh? Are you going to force him? - Force him?
- You're forcing me? - You're forcing me?
- Well, you know... I was late for a project. - You're forcing me?
- You're forcing me?
- Hold the bottom of your pants and come back.
- I'm going to go naked. - You're going to go naked?
- That's right. - That's right.
- Even if you cut me off, you think I'm a man? - That's right.
- That's right.
- How about you? - That's impossible.
- As a man... - Yes, I'd like to be a man first.
- You don't like it? - No, I don't like it.
- Wouldn't it be better if you only had one nose? - Just one? Would it be okay?
- Do you know? - Do you know?
How many cups did you drink?
- How many cups did you drink just now? - How many cups did you drink?
- What do you want me to do? - I really want you to do it.
I want you to write it in your eyes.
You're quiet.
You're a Korean-Japanese.
You're stupid.
You're a Korean-Japanese.
You're stupid.
You're a Korean-Japanese.
You're stupid.
In the past, we had been protecting our homeland for 40 or 50 years.
But we don't know how long it will last.
We don't know how many times it will repeat itself.
In the past, we wouldn't dare sleep anymore.
But now, we don't dream anymore.
I said, "Hashimoto, I'll be Shiro's teacher."
Hashimoto, do it.
No, thank you.
"No problem," I said.
Osaka, I'll teach you.
He said badly.
What do you say?
I'll do it.
Osaka, I'll do it.
I was thinking.
Seven enemies told me.
Osaka, you don't work,
but you have enemies.
What are you doing?
I thought.
The enemy was Hashimoto.
It's a fight.
Human vs.
Human.
That's right.
I'm going to tell you.
It's written in my house.
I'm really going to tell you.
I'm going to tell you.
I want to get married.
Can you get married?
I'm going to tell you.
I was thinking of a job the night before.
I'm going to tell you.
Is there such a job?
I want to get married.
But I'll tell you.
I'm Hashimoto.
I'm going to tell you what job it is.
It's a drinker's job.
You've been saying it for a long time.
I'm going to tell you.
I'm not going to drink it either.
Drink it.
Drink it and eat it.
Remove the nail oil.
That's funny.
I'm not going to marry him.
I'm not even married yet, but I'm married!
Anything else?
Hamada vs Yoshinobu.
What does it mean?
It's about who's going to attack first.
Does that mean Hamada is going to attack Yoshinobu?
I see.
He's going to keep hitting him.
It makes you want to make a fool of yourself.
What do you think about that?
Make a fool of myself?
Can you really hear me?
I can't hear you at all.
What's with the volume?
What are you doing?
I didn't do anything!
Ma'am, come here.
What are you doing?
Can you sit here?
I said I won't sit!
What are you doing?
Ma'am, I'm sorry but...
What?
That bag...
Can I see it?
Of course you can!
Can I?
What are you doing?
What did I do?
What's this?
What did I do?
It's just an olive.
Why did you take it out?
Huh?
What is it?
This...
What?
You didn't go through the cash register, did you?
Of course I did!
I can't do that!
Can you open it up?
What do you mean?
I'm calling your family.
What did I do?
I'm sorry!
I've been doing this since I was two!
I'm sorry for the trouble!
It's my first time!
I'm calling you.
I'm sure you're looking at me like that.
I'm sorry!
It's my first time!
You're not paying me, are you?
That's not the problem.
If you pay me, please let me go!
I'm sorry!
What are you doing, you idiot?!
You idiot!
You're embarrassing me! What are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry!
I'm not doing it!
You're not doing anything!
I'm going!
You're not scared of anyone!
I'm going!
Please!
I'm begging you!
I'm not doing it!
Please!
I'm begging you!
I'm not doing it!
Please!
That's enough.
Why?!
Let's get divorced.
Why would you want to get divorced?!
What are you talking about?!
Are you stupid?!
Why?!
It's impossible!
Impossible?!
Yes!
Why?!
He's hopeless.
Divorce! Divorce!
What's wrong with you?!
Divorce!
It's not embarrassing for you to slip at the Yamazaki Cultural Fair.
Of course. It's not embarrassing or anything like that.
How do you feel when you slip?
It depends on the situation.
I don't feel anything.
Put it in.
You don't feel anything?
I don't feel anything.
Really?!
Do you want to do it?
I won't do it.
Why not?
To be honest, I don't think I can do it.
He's really honest.
When you're really close...
Really...
I don't think I can do it.
You're serious.
Yeah, I'm serious.
You can't do it now.
Kika-san.
Where's the insert?
Here?
Hey!
Bring me some ramen!
Excuse me!
Hurry up!
You're late!
Don't talk to me like that!
Take the white one.
Hurry up!
Four packets.
4,800 yen.
4,800 yen?!
Can I leave it like this?
Take the rice cake.
Why do you have rice cake?
Hurry up!
Put chopsticks in. Chopsticks.
I want to go in here. I want to go in here.
I want to go in here.
Can you do it?
Can you lift up the chopsticks?
Can you do it?
No, you have green onions.
Green onions are not your specialty.
Let's eat char siu first.
Lift up the chopsticks.
Lift up.
How many seconds do I need?
How many seconds?
Didn't you hear me?
5 seconds.
Isn't 5 seconds too short?
If it's 5 seconds, it's a narration, isn't it?
It's not in the narration, is it?
How long do I have to talk?
I don't know.
Your hands are shaking.
Have you ever seen a chair that shakes like this?
Have you taken a picture?
A picture?
Did you take it when you came in?
No, I haven't taken it yet.
Did you take a picture? Is it in there?
Take a look at this.
I think it's in there.
Isn't it in there?
Is it in there?
It's in the battery.
Battery?
You're great.
You're growing up.
Give me the battery.
It's in the high-s.
What are you talking about?
You want to stop the timer, don't you?
Stop it in front of me!
I'm asking you for permission!
You're not good at being a cameraman.
You don't know anything when you show it.
That was bad.
Look at it.
All of the cameramen you're filming are laughing.
What are you going to do?
You have to remove the ring.
If you remove it, will you get in trouble?
I'll get in trouble.
Really?
You have a lot of work.
I was really scared.
When I forgot my pocket.
I looked for it desperately.
I didn't know where to put it.
I looked it up on Yaguchi-e-bukuro.
Why did you look it up?
Why did you look it up on the internet?
Why did you look it up?
[Laughter]
You're dangerous.
I've never done it before.
[Laughter]
You can't do it!
That's not possible.
That's dangerous!
What's up with him?
He was sharp.
No, no, no.
He was married during that time.
Everyone hated him.
He must have been married to seven people.
That's why he fell for her.
I just realized it now.
It's common in every country.
That's dangerous.
Isn't American married?
Is a woman married?
Do you think she is?
Isn't she here right now?
She's red.
She's really red.
She's red.
Is she that red?
Shitohennin A's red.
Beni's red.
Kurenai's red.
Kurenai's horse.
That's amazing.
Seriously.
What is it?
Why can't I act properly?
Why?
Why can't I do it?
Forget it.
Why can't I do it?
Why can't I do it? I'm an idiot.
Dad, I want to quit acting. I want to play with my friends.
You idiot! What are you talking about?
If you want to act, you have to do it properly.
You should have stayed in school.
What are you talking about, you idiot?
I want to play with my friends.
You don't want to play. This is not the time for you to say that.
Why do you have to glare at people after you've seen it all?
You're a signboard.
You have to have that kind of consciousness.
What are you doing? Get out of there!
Get out of there!
Why can't I do it?
Can I do it like this?
I'm going to do it.
I did it!
What do you want me to do?
Don't you know?
Don't you know that you're innocent?
Why do you have to do this to me?
Why don't you know?
Do it seriously.
How long are you going to do this?
That's enough. Practice later. Come here.
You don't know anything. Hurry up and go.
I'm telling you. Do you understand?
Answer me. Why don't you answer me?
Because you're stupid.
Your face when you hit me...
It must have hurt.
It must have hurt a lot.
There are kids this time, so it doesn't hurt at all.
It must have hurt a lot.
But it's funny in this era.
If you were on stage...
It must have hurt a lot.
If you were on stage...
It must have hurt a lot.
It must have hurt a lot in this era.
It must have hurt a lot.
Do it seriously. Do it seriously.
Let's go.
Hey you guys!
You want to go to college, right?
If you don't go to college...
Society will make fun of you in this era.
But college entrance exams...
You don't have to think too hard about it.
There are dozens of them, right?
You can line up.
I'm going to erase this.
A?
There is a triangle. A triangle.
B?
C?
Ask for this length.
Do you know?
Why you don't know? Because you don't try to know.
This is Shibuya and this is Shinjuku.
This is the strongest line. Naturally. Naturally it becomes the strongest line.
And you go here, right? And if it becomes like this, this will be Tokyo Station.
This is Tokyo Station. Right now, Yabesuguchi has been constructing it.
The reason for that is, the upper line goes all the way down to Tokyo Station.
You're surprised, right? It goes all the way down to Tokyo Station.
I don't know how many years later, but it's been several years.
Several years later, the upper line goes all the way down to Tokyo Station.
Why you don't draw anything? What are you guys doing?
I don't know. I'll leave you behind.
And this is the strongest line. The strongest line goes all the way here.
The strongest line goes all the way here.
This is the adjacent line. The adjacent line goes from here.
And here is Odaiba. Odaiba. Odaiba. Odaiba is here.
You can't block the rainbow bridge!
But if you can block it, please turn slowly from Toyosu.
If you're in a hurry, you're in trouble!
And you know Odaiba, right?
Odaiba doesn't seem like there's anything there.
You're bored for the time being. You can't help it.
So you go to Odaiba. You go there for the time being.
You go there, but there's nothing there.
You look around Fuji TV and say, "Oh, this is Fuji TV."
And you go home. You go home. That's it.
You guys, this is the point. This Toyosu area is the point.
Each university has this area.
Okay, that's it!
Get out of here, you guys!
What are you doing, you bastards?
Whoa, that was close!
That was close!
The first one...
The first one!
The first one was bad.
70% chance.
If you get thrown in there a few times...
That's right.
That was bad.
If you get thrown in there a few times...
You become a little nicer.
That happens.
Is this the last one?
Oh!
The last one.
Geiji Theater.
Heiko, what have you been up to lately?
Recently, my mother called me and told me to do something about my wife.
She said she saw this.
I don't know why, but she scolded me. That's all I know.
Why did she scold you?
A long time ago.
Heiko said something random and scolded me.
I saw it.
- Really? - Yes.
You two are idiots!
- An amateur and a cornered man. - Cornered.
- Scary. - This is scary.
If we had a house, we wouldn't have a roof and no walls.
I like what you just said.
What did you say, ma'am?
You bastard!
He's coming.
You know him?
I know him.
- Kokoriko. - Kokoriko.
What did you say, sir?
Mom, what is the customer saying?
Meat water and salt balls!
It's not mixed like that.
Meat water and salt balls!
What is it?
This is meat water.
This smells like the real thing.
Thank you for your hard work.
Please count it.
It's 42,000 yen.
It's 42,000 yen!
Between you and me.
Did I lose to a politician?
You lost to a politician.
Between you and me.
Lastly, I prepared "chitose" and "shinano" soba.
I see!
I prepared "chitose" and "shinano" soba.
It's hot in here.