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HIGH TENSION THE BEST TEMPO!
ENTERTAINERS FIGHT WITH ONLY THEIR OWN TENSION!
A HARDCORE PROJECT!
CONTINUING FROM TENTH TO SIXTH PLACE LAST WEEK,
IT WILL BE A GREAT REGRET UNTIL IT REACHES ITS GLORIOUS FIRST PLACE!
THIS WEEK'S FIFTH PLACE IS...
492 DAYS BEFORE THE OLYMPIC GAMES, JUST ONE STEP AWAY FROM THE PENALTY,
WACKY!
THANK YOU!
There are people like this in the gym.
Today's topic is "High Tension Devoting to Wife".
That's right.
Well, there were various things.
Well, I'm not going to say anything here.
Are you okay?
I made up with her.
Oh, really?
You forgave her a lot.
As a broad-minded wife.
I also had a big fight with her.
You had a big fight?
Yes.
I had a big fight for a long time.
For a long time?
How long did you have a fight?
About 20 minutes.
Oh, really?
I asked her to forgive me.
I shed tears and had a big fight.
My three-year-old son mistook me for his horse and carried me on his back.
I see.
It can't be helped.
I had a big fight like that.
I see.
You didn't have a chance, did you?
Yes.
I didn't want to experience such a hell anymore.
I devoted myself to my wife with all my heart.
It makes you happy, doesn't it?
That's right.
You have a great eye for things.
I'm betting on it today.
Of course you are.
Please stand by.
Yes!
He's different from usual today.
He's different, isn't he?
His attitude is different.
Last time you came out, you were cheating.
That's right.
I'm renting an apartment.
That's right.
Everyone is different.
This week's first place.
The penalty is key.
Until the Olympics.
Just one more minute!
God!
Why?
I can't do it!
I can't serve!
God!
What's wrong with you?!
I can't do it!
God!
I need human power.
Human power!
God!
Alright!
I got it!
OK!
♪Nagoya's legacy~!
Nagoya's legacy~!
(sniffing)
You don't even have that face anymore.
(laughter)
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
I did my best.
You did your best.
You said you would devote yourself to your wife, but you went to Nagoya.
Stop it!
The 4th place of this week is...
568 points!
Both of them are good-hearted.
"Tanaka Taxi"!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
He was punished with a pin.
I didn't want you to be penalized.
It's not like that.
I didn't want you to be penalized.
It's not like that.
You started playing the violin recently.
That's right!
What is it?
I started playing the violin recently.
Really?
There is someone I like.
She is a violinist.
She is...
I asked her out for 6 months.
She said "no" when I asked her out for 6 months.
I was happy.
It's hard even if you use a microphone.
That's why you started, right?
Tanaka-san, why don't you try it?
I think you might have seen it somewhere.
That's right.
It might be a new thing for you.
It's fun.
It's really new.
(saxophone music)
Ah, thank you very much.
Well, if you look at it in this size, it's already ***.
It's not like that.
Please stand by.
Yes.
This week's fourth place is for "Tanaka Taxi" and "Ibogael and I", which one is grosser?
It's "Tanaka"!
I'm "Tanaka"!
I've never seen you like this.
I don't care! You decide it!
You decide it!
No, you decide it!
No, I'm serious!
No, I'm serious! You decide it!
You decide it!
I'm serious!
You decide it!
Drink it up!
How about it?
Your boyfriend is like this!
Stop it!
You should have a girlfriend!
I don't care if I'm gross!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
That was funny!
If I had said it earlier, I would have said it in my ass.
It's high tension.
Before announcing the best 3, let's have a spotlight on this week!
"Sympathizer Final - Scream of Soul" ranks 23rd, and it's Matazo Mimata!
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
- So you're just an ordinary participant? - No, I'm not!
No, I'm Matazo Mimata.
Which one of you are you?
- So you're not an amateur? - No, I'm not. I'm a professional.
- Is that so, Hamada-san? - Yes!
- Is this your first meeting, Hamada-san? - No, no, no.
I've worked with you many times, Matsumoto-san.
- Is that so? - Yes!
What about it?
- You don't have many memories, do you? - No, I don't have any memories.
- I'll do my best! - And you have a girlfriend, right?
No, I don't have a girlfriend.
- Huh? Did you break up? - No, I didn't.
Can you add "dolphin" instead of "dolphin"?
Can you say "dolphin" instead of "dolphin"?
Can you say "dolphin"?
When I went to your house for the first time,
you decorated your house with a lot of photos of dolphins.
I thought you were really into dolphins.
And one day, on Christmas day,
you were standing in front of the dolphin and it went right into your house.
- I was surprised. - Um...
I can't take it anymore just by explaining it.
I can't talk beyond my imagination.
- Okay, stand by. - Okay, are you ready?
- Yes! - Thank you! - Good luck!
In the 23rd place, "kimpachi the final", "scream of the soul"!
sonan bedbe
akimpachi
telebi detaindesu
shiseki otomibasu
uretai, uretai, uretai
telebi detaindesu
j
o
d
tame
telebi detaindesu
uretaindesu
uretaindesu orewa
uretaindesuyo
na na
na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na
telebi detaindesu
nani o
nani o nani o nani o
nani o yatterunda orewa!
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
That was fast.
I was shocked.
We lost the blind match...
The remaining best 3 are here!
Let's go! This week's 3rd place is...
725 points! "If you want to be removed, follow me!"
Entou Shouzou!
You did it! Thank you!
Thank you, Entou-san!
You want to be removed, right?
Yes!
You want to be removed, right?
As you noticed last time, I'm in 3rd place.
How do you feel about it?
Well, basically...
Well...
I managed to suppress some members.
But I'm in 3rd place...
It's difficult...
Stop it!
I'm sorry.
How many times do you want me to say it?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yes, well...
What do you mean by "remove"?
Well, removing is...
I'm...
I'm... all of me...
I'm all of me...
I'm all of me... and I'll forgive it.
Stop it!
I told you to stop it with a loud voice!
What?
Standby...
Will you stand by for me?
Yes.
As usual...
Yes, that's right.
Standby...
I want you all to watch it.
It's always changing.
Is this okay?
It's always changing.
It's a scene I've never seen before.
This week, the 3rd!
Kogoriko will appear in "Edo Shouzou".
If you want to be removed, comment below!
Release me!
It doesn't matter.
Release me!
I will remove you!
Hey, you, come here!
Stand up!
Stand up there!
That's right!
First of all,
take off your blouse!
I said, take off your blouse!
That's right!
I will hold this blouse!
And I will run...
...with this blouse!
I will run with this blouse!
Kogoriko!
You have to hold this blouse and keep looking at me!
All right!
Hey!
The situation is not over yet!
Got it?
I don't think it's started yet.
Take off your panty stocking!
Give me back my panty stocking!
All right!
I will ride my bike...
...with this panty stocking!
I will ride my bike...
...with this panty stocking!
I will ride my bike...
...with this panty stocking!
Did you see?
I was riding my panty stocking...
...and you kept looking at me from the balcony!
Take off your panty stocking!
Take off!
Give me back...
...my panty stocking!
Give me back...
...my panty stocking!
Give me back...
...my panty stocking!
Give me back!
All right!
I give you back...
...my panty stocking!
Okay, it's getting crowded.
It's getting crowded!
It's crowded here and...
...and I'm also getting crowded...
...with your panty stocking!
I'm getting crowded, too!
All right! I'll have my panty stocking! I'll wear my panty stocking! And I'll beat up everyone in the classroom!
Thank you very much!
Mr. Mohrman, you're the best!
How do you like my panty stocking?
I'm getting crowded, too!
All right! I'll wear my panty stocking! I'll beat up everyone in the classroom!
The second prize is...
Autumn Men's Festival
You're a top gear all of a sudden!
That's wonderful!
I've heard complaints from your manager.
Complaints? There's a lot of them!
I used to be a regular on a show,
then I got fired for being a conspiracy writer,
and then I got fired for 20 minutes after the show started!
That's bad!
If you do that, you won't be able to work anymore!
That's right!
You're just being held back!
That's right!
You're doing it too much!
You're making me blush!
That's right!
He's being held back!
But there's more!
There's more!
He was involved in an oil wrestling match in Turkey,
and did a great performance,
and was arrested by the Turkish police.
That's terrible!
It's terrible!
Next!
That's terrible!
You're doing it too much!
That's great!
Tokuchi and Egashira, please stand by with this spirit!
Yes! Let's do it with that spirit!
Please stand by!
Isn't he too serious?
He's angry.
That's great!
Let's do it! This week's second!
Tokuchi and Egashira, second!
Autumn Men's Festival!
That's great!
He's calm now.
He's cool now.
He's angry!
I don't know!
He is wonderful!
He is an idiot!
2nd place!
1st place of this week is...
976 points!
Hosei YAMASAKI!
Congratulations!
Hosei YAMASAKI!
Mr. YAMASAKI!
Mr. Hosei!
Come here!
Are you Mr. Hosei YAMASAKI?
You are Mr. Hosei YAMASAKI, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
He is holding a tree.
It's dangerous.
Are you holding it for me?
It's dangerous.
It's scary.
Are you ready?
You should be careful.
Thank you.
You have a tight neck.
Are you ready?
Yes, I am.
Do you have scissors?
I have to hold it tight.
Please stand by.
He has two poses every time.
Because he is funny.
He is like a cat.
What should we do?
That's good.
Call a teacher.
The winner of this week is...
No way! No way! No way! No way!
No way! No way! No way!
No way! No way!
You and me fight?
No way!
We are brothers!
I like you!
No! No!
But we fight!
You are so big.
OK! Let's run to Monjiro!
He is so funny.
What?
It's too far!
It's a story.
Monjiro is too far!
At that time!
A lightning struck me!
Lightning! Lightning! Lightning!
It's not on the screen.
It's a story.
No!
I have a good one!
Second time.
Yes!
What is this?
There was a bomb like this!
Hey! Turn this into a car and kill Monchiro!
It's dangerous.
The world is over.
There is still more.
What will happen from now on?
The world is over.
What will happen?
The world is over.
Help me.
Look up!
Go! Go!