AISubs v3.4
Customers don't come, do they?
Customers don't come.
Well, it's only just started.
Oh, is that so?
I think they will come.
But we don't want white people to come.
Oh, is that so?
People who have gone somewhere.
Oh!
We can only accept people who have already gone somewhere.
Oh, is that so?
It's that kind of membership.
Oh, is that so?
An hour before the disbandment of such a drunk bar,
The drinking party of alcoholics began.
♪ Somebody wants to drink, somebody wants to drink.
Utopian comedians are drinking their favorite alcohol over and over again.
Not all of the time, actually.
We are getting drunk in a nice way.
What kind of drink does this individual customer drink?
Well, it may feel bad, but please handle it in that regard.
I see.
Are you a customer?
Yes, I am.
Welcome.
Thank you.
Your face is a little...
No, not yet.
I'm about second and second to last.
The first customer is Hosei Yamazaki.
He shows up when he's drunk.
Then he gets excited and gets involved with people.
Are you from Watanabe?
No, no. I'm from Yamazaki.
Oh, you're from Yamazaki.
I was wondering if you were from Watanabe.
No, no. I'm fine.
You look like you are.
Would you like something to drink?
For now, water...
What?
Would you like some water?
No, I don't drink water.
I'll have you drink it.
You don't drink water?
I only drink alcohol.
I'll have a glass of water.
A glass of water, a glass of water.
Would you like it light?
Please drink it properly.
I'll drink it. I'll drink it.
I'm okay with bringing it in.
Oh, I see.
I'll drink it like this.
With potato chips.
You only eat potato chips.
I'm not aiming for anything.
They're all calories.
I hope they don't come.
I don't know about that.
Thank you for the food.
With potato chips.
It's strong.
Your face is...
Your face is more relaxed than when you came in.
I was surprised.
Entertainers are funny because of their age.
I did it!
Takashi!
What are you doing?
Takashi!
You're drinking a lot today.
I see.
You usually like cold drinks.
Then, how about Japanese sake?
Would you like some?
No, thank you.
Japanese sake.
Since it's cold sake, would you like a plain can?
You like cans, don't you?
Cans, yes.
Actually...
I'm the type of person who wants to drink a lot.
That's true.
I want to drink until the end.
I want to drink until I don't know what I'm drinking.
I don't feel like I'm drinking anymore.
No, not at all.
I feel like I'm drinking more.
I see.
I feel like I'm drinking a lot.
One time, when I was in the worst condition...
It was about a dream match.
We were doing it on TV.
It was about a dream match.
I was involved in it.
What is a dream for that member?
That's what I was told.
Even if we were told that...
Did you say that?
I said that.
Oh, this is pretty much a drink.
When I get home, I'll keep an eye on my dream.
That's what I felt like at the time.
I see.
I don't feel like I'm drinking anymore.
I'm still a gentleman.
Hey, you shouldn't drink like that.
That's how I feel.
I see.
Don't you get into a fight when you're drinking?
We don't get into a fight.
One time, I drank two bottles of sake.
Two bottles of sake?
Yes.
Two bottles of sake.
I went outside and said, "Hey, let's go!"
It was about 5 in the morning.
Hey, I want to get into a fight with you.
I'm not good at drawing.
I drank sake, got serious, and said, "Let's get into a fight."
When you got into a fight, you really got serious, didn't you?
You're stupid.
For me...
It's been 15 minutes since he started drinking at the bar.
Yamazaki starts drinking Atsuka.
I'll tell you how much it is.
How much is it?
If it's two bottles of sake,
it's 20 tokkuri.
It's 20, right?
Yes.
Has it always been like that?
No, in the past...
Hello!
Welcome!
Hello!
Your faces have changed.
Oh, customers!
I'm not a drunk person.
The second customer is Savannah Takahashi.
She's a party manager who's good at getting drunk.
Her face doesn't show it at all, so she doesn't know much about alcohol.
Compared to this customer, you look much stronger.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Your way of saying it is old-fashioned.
What is this, customers?
Oh, this is...
Let me give you a souvenir.
I'd like you to try it.
Umeboshi?
It's umeboshi with our can.
It doesn't look like it has a can under it.
I don't really drink it.
I don't have a small plate or anything like that.
Master, you can drink it too.
Oh, I'm sorry.
When Master drinks it, his face shows it right away.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Drink it, drink it.
Master, do you want three shots?
Master, three...
No, no.
Tomorrow...
Three shots?
At a time like this?
Here, mama!
It's good, right?
I have some jinx.
When I told him that he likes umeboshi,
he suddenly started eating regular umeboshi.
Really?
Yes.
It's called "regular umeboshi."
Really?
It's good.
It's good, right?
Can I have a toast?
Of course!
Is it a match?
It's a match.
Even if it's not a match, I want you to get drunk.
I want you to get drunk.
Do you usually drink every day?
I drink every day.
Do you have chopsticks?
But I've been drinking less than two days a week.
And I drank less than two days ago.
For today.
Today is perfect!
Please say it's perfect.
I've never seen you drink that much.
Me neither.
I can drink a lot of alcohol.
I was there when you drank two shots.
We were together.
Of course I was drinking, too.
But when you got drunk and started talking about "hatenko's dream,"
I couldn't get drunk.
That's right.
Every time I open my mouth, I become a host.
Watch it for a long time.
I'm a host.
Even if you drink like that, you'll get sober just by talking about "hatenko's dream."
Of course, you'll get sober if you drink.
Here, the two guests didn't refuse their strong invitation and the master and mama decided to drink together.
Japanese sake is perfect.
Please drink.
Drink, drink, drink.
It's okay, it's okay.
Then let's do it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Thank you.
- And a glass of rock. - Oh!
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Can I have one, too? - One more?
- Then let's have a drink. - Can you drink?
- I can't drink at all. - Can you drink at all?
- Maybe a three-shot? - Three-shot is...
- You can do it even if you're drunk. - You can do it, right?
- It doesn't matter, right? - Three-shot is okay.
- If you're a sharp-tongued person... - If you're a sharp-tongued person...
- Go to the next store. - Oh, me, too.
- Sorry, I was in a bad mood. - No, no.
- I put in a non-existent liquor. - I put it in.
- I'm doing it in the air, so I don't want a single drop in it.
- Every week, I'm getting more and more funny.
- A little... - Every week.
- No, that's impossible. - I was drinking in the air.
- I'm not doing it. - I'm not doing it.
- You're mean.
- Please drink it. - You're mean.
- It's been 35 minutes since I came to a drunk bar.
The two continue to drink and have a lot of fun talking.
- I'll be scolded by my wife. - Why will you be scolded by your wife?
- Because it's a show. - That's right.
- When I get home, I'll be arrogant. - That's nice.
- Mr. Takahashi, you're a great pitcher.
- Let me get you something to eat. - You're crazy.
- Isn't it something else? - You're crazy if you don't eat something.
- Then I'll get you some fries. - No, you eat it.
- I'll eat my own pickled plums. - You shouldn't have done that.
- You shouldn't have eaten these fries. - Are you always like this?
- Welcome. - Welcome.
- You're wearing sunglasses at night. - Welcome.
- Can I sit here? - Yes, please.
The third customer is "football hour" Iwao.
His mood doesn't change much even though he drinks alcohol, but his face changes when he keeps drinking.
- He doesn't show his face much either. - That's right. - He doesn't show his face.
- But he usually looks like that. He doesn't show his face at all. - It doesn't change much.
- You usually use your nose, right? - Why?
- If a customer comes to a bar like this, he'll be irritated. - You usually use your nose, right?
You don't show your face that much, right?
- You don't show your face that much. - You don't know the amount of alcohol in you, do you?
- No, I don't drink much. - You don't show your face that much. - Are you sure you don't drink much?
- I don't drink much. - Are you sure? - I don't drink at all. - I think you're drinking too much.
I've been drinking it for four to fifty minutes since I started.
- I've been drinking it for four and a half hours. - Are you interested in drinking alcohol? - I see.
It's a little expensive, but I think it's delicious.
Is this a snack?
It's seasoned seaweed.
It's good as a snack, but it's high in calories.
I often eat seasoned seaweed.
I'm worried about gaining weight.
Does seasoned seaweed have calories?
No, it doesn't.
But you're gaining weight, aren't you?
That's why I'm worried about it.
How do you drink every day?
I drink every day.
Where do you drink?
At home.
At home?
Yes, I drink beer.
Who do you drink with at home?
Alone.
Alone?
Oh, I see.
Isn't she here now?
She is.
She is!
What's strange about it?
Wasn't she a cameraman just now?
I know her well.
Cameraman?
She's a cameraman.
Is she a cameraman?
No, she's a photographer.
You should have looked for a better photographer.
You're dating her as a photographer.
She's beautiful in every way.
No, she's not.
Let's have a drink.
The bar is still lively.
They drink again.
You're drinking at a great pace.
Thank you.
You're drinking at a great pace.
Thank you.
You're drinking at a great pace.
Yes, I am.
I'm so scared. I'm so scared of tomorrow.
What about work tomorrow?
I have a play tomorrow.
A play? Where?
In Jinbocho.
It's in the evening!
What time is it tomorrow?
Ten o'clock.
What do you do from ten o'clock?
I have a nap.
What do you do in the afternoon?
I see.
It's hard.
If you drink too much...
It's a show.
You're still drunk at night.
You just had a very angry face, didn't you?
I'm enjoying my drink.
It's a new experience for me.
Is it good?
Do you drink together?
No, we don't.
Not at all.
The other day...
We can drink together.
No.
Right?
I don't like it.
What do you know about him?
The story of the universe.
If it's your first time, you'll be fine.
If it's your second time, you may have trouble.
And...
It's different from a real tax story.
It's extreme.
You can't talk to each other.
I see.
Is it a tax story?
It's too big or too narrow.
I see.
I've been depending on my partner for a long time.
When we're together...
You should join a small and medium-sized business association.
Why did you say that?
What's wrong with you?
Can you hear what I'm saying?
After drinking for one hour and fifteen minutes...
They continue to drink.
Let's make a toast with wine.
Cheers!
[The fourth guest arrives]
- Oh, you're here, Takagi-kun. - Wow.
- Oh, that's nice. - It's open!
- Wow, that's wonderful. - Yay! - Awesome!
- Alright, alright, alright, alright.
- And then, a new guest arrives.
- This guy doesn't seem to fit in at all. - Thank you, I'm happy.
- Oh, you're welcome, you're welcome, you're welcome. - That's what I said.
[The fourth guest arrives]
- The fourth guest is Endo Kokoriko.
- When he gets drunk, his sense of justice becomes stronger and he starts preaching.
- He's a bit of an annoying guy compared to his juniors.
- Welcome! - Thank you!
- I brought you a souvenir.
- Oh, what is this? - What is it?
- This is a type of cocoa powder called "ittag".
- Oh, it looks delicious! - Please try it.
- Oh, I'd rather eat it at home than eat it here.
- What about this pumpkin? - This is...
- You eat this at home, don't you? - I eat this at home.
- Pumpkin "ittag". - Here you go. - It's delicious!
- This is... - Thank you for the pumpkin.
- This makes me happy! - Please try it.
- You eat this at night. - That's right.
- You eat this at night. - Try it.
- Can I go to the bathroom? - Go ahead.
- I'm sorry. - Yama-chan's bathroom is a little dirty.
- I didn't say hello to you today. - What did you say?
- You didn't say hello and you really didn't. - There are many people who can't say hello to their seniors, not just their mothers.
- I've been thinking about it for a long time. - I see.
- There are people in your generation and younger generations. - Yes.
- Even if you're in a different place, even if you're not in the same program, even if you're in the same song, I think it's natural for you to say hello. - That's right.
- I certainly don't say hello when I'm in the same studio as my seniors in other programs. - It's not about whether you like it or not.
- It's natural for you, isn't it? - That's right.
- Even if you're in a different studio and you say hello to your seniors, you don't think about it at all, do you? - I don't think about it at all.
- I don't care if he's not my senior. - What are you talking about?
- I'm a little angry now. I think Yoshimoto's posture is strange these days.
- It's strange. - I think my juniors say hello to me, too.
- I really think so. - I respect you.
- Did you say something? - No.
- Did you say hello? - No, I didn't say that.
- Are you serious? - No, I didn't say that.
- You shouldn't say that. - No, I didn't say that.
- I was surprised, too. - I sometimes say hello when I'm not good at it.
- When you're good at something, you do it for three years and then you do it for the second time and you do something strange again and it doesn't make you funny.
- Comedians are not seniors and juniors. - Really?
- Comedians are not seniors and juniors. - I'm funny!
- Who is laughing?!
I'm sorry.
The hot conversation continues in the bar.
But here, something happens to Savannah Takahashi.
Takahashi, you're in trouble.
No, I'm not.
Takahashi, you're early in the morning.
I'm drunk.
You're drunk.
Takahashi, you're in trouble.
This guy...
You're lying, aren't you?
You're drinking S.A. Saka's sake, aren't you?
Hey!
You're drinking S.A. Saka's sake, aren't you?
I'm not drinking S.A. Saka's sake!
What are you drinking, you idiot?!
Hama-shi, let me finish my words first.
S.A. Saka and S.A. Saka are drinking S.A. Saka's sake the most.
I'm drinking S.A. Saka's sake, but I can't drink S.A. Saka's sake at all.
But...
Let me drink S.A. Saka's sake!
You shouldn't say that.
When I was in the U.S., I was a junior. But you shouldn't say that.
You should say it, Takashi!
I don't drink S.A. Saka's sake at all.
I don't drink S.A. Saka's sake or S.A. Saka's sake at all.
I don't drink S.A. Saka's sake at all.
Takashi, you're drunk.
Welcome!
Hey, your uncle is here.
Uncle?
You said that.
Uncle?
Next is Asako Ito.
She's been drinking eight glasses of wine.
She seems to be more feminine when she drinks.
I've been drinking with Yoshimoto all the time.
Thank you, Masaki.
Yamamoto-san, you didn't drink a single glass of wine today!
It's afternoon!
Afternoon!
Do you drink whiskey?
I don't drink it at all.
Why do you drink whiskey?
Thank you.
You're lying again.
Anyway, you should drink this.
Are you going to make me do it?
This is dangerous.
I hate doing things like this.
What are you talking about?
It's not doing things like this.
It's smelly.
It's not smelly.
I want you to try this.
It's from a shop in Niigata called Karumaya.
It's called "sake chasuke".
I don't drink sake.
Yamamoto-san?
Yes.
I don't drink it at all.
You said you didn't drink it at all.
I don't drink it at all.
But I think it's good.
I hate doing things like this.
What is this sake?
It's smelly.
It's not doing things like this.
What did you drink?
It's red wine.
Is red wine okay?
I learned it from Wakago-nee Shimazaki.
I drank it with red wine.
It's smelly.
It's okay.
Yamamoto-san drank it all.
I drank it all.
What's wrong?
Is your face okay?
Does it hurt?
Does it hurt in your head?
I'm sorry.
Thank you for your hard work.
Masa.
Yes.
Masa, you've been saying "give me water, give me water" in a volume that doesn't suit you.
Hosei-san.
What is it?
Give me water, give me water.
Is there anyone on earth who wants water that much?
Really.
After drinking in a bar for one hour and fifty minutes,
Savanna Takahashi has reached his limit.
You have to go somewhere good.
Drinking 18 cups of sake in the middle of a bar lock,
Takahashi goes out of the bar to get some fresh air.
Meanwhile, in the other room...
There is a woman.
I'm next, I'm next, I'm next.
Are you okay?
No, I'm not okay.
Look at me!
You're all over the place.
Look at me, I'm all over the place.
The entertainer who is in a good mood is the next customer.
Who is it?
It's okay!
I go to work at 7am and 9pm.
7am and 9pm?
I go to work at 7am and 9pm.
Is it your job?
No, it's not.
Takahashi is laughing.
Who is Takahashi?
Takahashi!
Oh, no!
Takahashi!
Oh, no!
Takahashi!
Our sixth guest is Kokoriko Tanaka.
We can't imagine him from his usual appearance,
but he talks more and more and becomes a laughing stock.
But Tanaka-san, you avoided saying it.
Oh, is that so?
Tanaka-san, you avoided saying it.
If you look around your chin for a moment, you're panting, aren't you?
I've been watching you for a long time, but Takahashi isn't drinking at all.
Wait a minute!
Hey! I'm watching you!
Takahashi isn't drinking!
I'm watching you!
What's wrong with you?
I'm so confused!
OK! OK! OK!
Takahashi isn't drinking!
No, no!
No!
I'm sorry.
Thank you for inviting us.
Let's go karaoke!
Thank you for inviting me.
Will you sing something?
I will sing!
Yes!
Hey! Which one is louder?
Is my bandromus singing or is my bandromus dancing?
Hmm...
Hey!
I know, but I don't want to do it.
People, entertainers get even more drunk.
I don't know what you're talking about.
And a terrible incident occurs.
I know, but I don't want to do it.
In addition, the entertainer confesses his darkness of heart.
I know, but I don't want to do it.
And a terrible incident occurs.
I know, but I don't want to do it.
Drunken Tavern Part 2
Entertainers don't care about entertainment.
I'll do it!