AISubs v3.4
Before the recording of "Gaki no Tsukai", as usual, while talking in the dressing room, for some reason we can't see that man.
What is this guy doing?
Generation gap.
Good morning.
Yes, yes.
Um, we have a letter from our Matsumoto again.
No.
Our Matsumoto?
Our Matsumoto is everyone's.
Everyone's.
It's been a while since we've seen this letter.
Yeah, it's been a while.
It's a shame we can't use such good letters.
What is this?
It's the same as before.
It's different.
Where is it from?
It's written in 2500 years ago, but it's from Ucchan's house, Tetschan of Degas' house.
It's from Maseki's house.
What does that mean?
It means "here" where it's bent, but it means "Utsumi's house".
No, but this is...
Why is Maseki pushing it like this?
It's not Maseki's thread.
Then where is it from?
It's not Maseki's thread.
This is from before!
Didn't he lose last time?
That's right.
You're the one who lost last time.
Last time, Maseki pulled out the star grapes from his chest and competed for the time until the goal.
Why?
Maseki lost again!
He'll be punished!
While waiting, he shouted "dacchu no!" at the weather camera.
Shinbachi dacchu no!
Ginza dacchu no!
It's completely different from the map.
Ichigai ichi
Ichigai ni
Ichigai san
Ichigai ichi
Ichigai roku
Ichigai nana
Ichigai hachi
Ichigai kyu
Ichigai ichi
You're late!
Line up properly!
Eh?
Properly?
Properly line up!
Properly line up...
How are you doing lately?
Are you doing well after your part?
Wife...
Are you doing well after your wife, girlfriend and part?
First, glasses. Tell me.
Um... I'm not saying it.
Who said glasses?!
You go! Are you doing well with your partner?
Wife and I are good friends.
How are you good friends?
Are you flirting with your partner?
Flirting?
We've been married for 10 years.
We're not flirting, but...
Can you tell me if you're a "two-type" or "come- type"?
Eh? What?
B-type!
What's with him? He's getting angry.
Okay, you tell me. Age! And how old you were born! And if you're a "two-type" or "come-type"!
For example, me! Forty-eight, rabbit, two!
Go!
Forty-eight, rabbit... both.
Both?
Both "two"s.
Okay, I got it. Go!
Forty-three, monkey, three!
I don't need "three" or "three"!
Go again!
You don't say "monkey", do you?
Forty-three, monkey, "two"!
Yes, like that!
Don't be ridiculous! Go!
I'm sorry.
Okay, next!
Forty, boar, "two"!
Okay, next!
"Two"?
Forty, boar, "two"!
Do you need this?!
I do!
It's really embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
Thirty-four, snake, "come"!
Thirty-three, horse, "come"!
Who said "come"?! Raise your hand again!
Well, it's both, so...
Don't bite me too much!
Don't talk to me!
You have to talk to me, even if you bite me gently!
Yes.
I gathered you here today to show you that!
"Two"!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
What's that?!
I got it!
What's that?!
Let's see how much you can make a woman go far away by biting your neck!
Come here!
Bichuku Kami Tobashi Senshuken
Bite a doll's bichuku on the bed and fly it far away without using your hands!
If you can't fly it once or twice and can't fly it the most, you'll get a harsh punishment!
I don't know how to do it, but I'll do it.
You can do it twice, so you won't bite me for the first time.
Bichuku Kami Tobashi Senshuken
Let's see which of you will go far away.
He's in a bad mood.
But he's in a good mood, too.
I'm curious about how far this will go.
I don't know the criteria for it.
You can turn up the time.
If you turn it around, it might not turn as much.
Oh! He's doing it!
Wow!
Wow! Scary! Wow! Wow! Wait a minute!
What?!
This is terrible!
This is surprisingly difficult!
The record is 60 centimeters!
Wow! Wait a minute!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
60!
He's not letting us use it at all!
Wow! This is tough!
Can someone else do it?
Yes, is it okay?
Okay, let's have Tanaka do it.
Yes.
What?!
Most of the time, Tanaka is the worst.
I don't like it when people are different.
That's right.
Your partners also change, right?
Your partners also...
Have you ever been clenched by someone?!
Is that what it is?
Well...
I don't know, but...
In the past, there have been 6,004 bad guys.
Can they change the image of bad guys?
Okay, Tanaka, let's go!
Yes!
Show us! Show us!
He's drowning in too much rotation.
That's right.
Here I go!
It's coming from that direction.
What are you talking about?!
You're being rude!
You're...
You're biting your lips!
You're not allowed to bite twice!
You're biting your lips!
I'm going to use some critical tears.
That's no good!
That's right!
Wow! Is it this?!
What do you mean, "is it this?"
I've said it before.
Is it this?
You're saying it like it's different from what you've said before.
This is terrible.
Why is it so fluffy?
This is terrible.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Final test!
You guys!
Out! This is terrible. Terrible!
Let me do it.
Yes, Hamada. I'll do it.
I'll show you.
He seems to be pretty confident.
Hamada, who has absolute confidence in biting his nipples,
What is his ability?
I'll do it! I'll do it with momentum!
It might be OK if it's a sun TV.
He's an adult.
He's biting it! He's biting it!
Wow!
It flew straight!
Really?
Calculate it in inches.
What's the record?
It's 3 meters and 50 centimeters.
Great! High record!
You did it when you were a student, didn't you?
I did it!
With a real one.
Fujiwara, it's your turn.
He's 34 years old.
OK!
Young entertainer Fujiwara.
Hamada is his senior.
He wants to bite his nipples no matter what!
Wow, this is really...
What are you doing?
You have to clean it up.
Are you crazy?
Let it flow.
You can't do that!
It's taking too long.
Don't stand up!
4.8 meters!
Next, Inomoto.
Athletic nerve, top class Inomoto.
How much can he extend his record?
He's fast.
He's good.
You have to fall.
It's impossible for you to fall from the belt!
3.90 meters!
Amazing!
He's young!
Kokoriko is too much.
He's too much.
Don't touch me!
Whose nipple do you think it is?
It's everyone's nipple.
It's your nipple.
I know.
Surprisingly, Yamazaki still hasn't lost.
But he's worried about his weakness.
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He's fast.
This is a terrible record.
It's neither good nor bad.
3 meters and 46 centimeters.
It's not bad.
Right now, Matsumoto and Igai have finished their first round.
Kokoriko and Igai are in a terrible situation.
There is still a chance for them to turn things around by throwing twice and competing at high speed.
Will their humiliation ever end?
I'll do it for the last time.
Are you going to do it for the second time?
I'll do it for the last time.
Shouzo, you can't do it like this.
This is bad.
I'll do it here.
Start!
It's difficult.
Shouzo, you're up next.
You shouldn't have thrown it like that earlier.
As expected.
You're going for the second time.
5 meters and 77 centimeters.
This is terrible.
I'll do it.
I think it's more than 5 meters.
Start!
3m68cm.
He grew up.
He grew up a little in the second round.
He grew up a little.
He grew up.
The next two licensees also broke their records.
Mukai vs. Yamazaki.
Look this way.
What is it?
It's dangerous. You'll fall down.
Go!
This is a pattern I did.
I did it, but I didn't do it.
This is the worst.
Yamazaki is currently in second place with Matsumoto and Tanaka in first place.
Who of the three will be penalized?
Let's do it!
This is the last and second time.
That's right.
Matsumoto or Tanaka will lose.
But Zaki is fine.
Yamachan's stand-by is completely different.
It's not good.
It's a completely different stand-by.
It's not what I thought.
It's like this.
What did you think?
I thought you were going to crush me.
No, it's not like that.
It would be gross if you crushed me.
Let's do it!
Matsumoto, start!
He's fast.
Isn't it the other way around?
This is bad.
Yamachan's stand-by is completely different.
It's 1 meter and 22 centimeters.
This is bad.
Wait a minute.
It's not that different from my stand-by.
Isn't my stand-by weird?
It's the same.
Tanaka was his first stand-by.
Will he win?
Let's do it, Tanaka!
Second stand-by!
Start!
Tanaka, you're not your stand-by anymore.
Concentrate.
Concentrate!
Tanaka, you're not your stand-by anymore.
That's good.
That's good. Concentrate.
Wait a little longer.
The record is...
3 meters and 86 centimeters.
It's Kosei.
It's two of you.
Should I do it?
No, you can do it.
You're a freak!
If you don't admit you lost, you're out!
Matsumoto's second throw. Will he break Yamazaki's record?
Let's go, Matsumoto!
Start!
Please...
559!
You're cheating!
No, no, no...
You're cheating!
What's wrong with you?!
You're cheating!
I'm not cheating!
You're cheating!
What are you saying?!
There's no rule!
No, it's not like that!
Just bite the low ones!
I was just biting the low ones!
No, you were biting the low ones.
You're cheating!
You guys are only looking at me!
No, no, no!
We're not looking at you!
Please!
You didn't see it!
No, it's true!
No, no, no!
I'm like this!
This is no good!
You should have asked me on the phone!
I didn't ask anyone!
You didn't ask anyone!
I didn't ask anyone!
This is no good!
You should have asked me on the phone!
This is no good!
Just bite the low ones!
No, you're cheating!
It's a chain coin.
But we know what it is!
It's a chain coin.
Let's go.
This is no good!
This is definitely wrong!
What is it?
It's a debug screen!
It's a tree and it's too big!
You shouldn't do this!
You should have just bitten the low ones.
No, you shouldn't do this!
You should have just bitten the low ones.
This is cut off so...
Cut it off!
You shouldn't do this!
Ok, let's go!
Start!
This is wrong!
Let's go!
Ok, let's go!
Start!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
This is not good!
I didn't say anything! I didn't say anything!
This is not good!
Ganbo!
2 meters and 30 centimeters!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
This is a very unfortunate punishment.
What are you going to do? What are you going to do?
Punishment...
Punishment is...
Wait a minute!
But...
Seriously, what are you going to do?
What are you talking about!
Punishment is...
To get close with mushrooms!
Wait a minute!
I've already lost.
Okay, that's enough for now.
What will you do for real?
What do you mean "what will you do"?
Can I do this?
Of course you can.
It's a little hard for me.
After all, my daughter is also a teenager.
Hey, you're still young.
Wait, wait, wait.
What is it?
Oh, it's here.
Waiting corner, instant nipples, sleep reading glasses
This is hard.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't like it.
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't like this game!
Why?
What do you mean?
Make up your mind!
Weekly late!
This game is bad for me!
What's with the weekly late?
Hurry up and go.
Seriously, stop it.
Hurry up and go.
Hurry up and go!
You do it! Hurry up and go!
You do it!
You do it! Hurry up and go!
It hurts! It hurts!
Seriously, you do it!
You do it!
I listen to your lies, would you say...
I'm a man without conviction...
I'm a man who doesn't know...
How to sell a contradiction...
You come and go...
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, chameleon...
You come and go...
Love is easy because you're like my dream...
Red, gold and green...
Even if you go...
And you used to be so sweet, I heard you say...
That my love was an addiction...
When we think our love is strong...
When you go... you're gone forever...
You string along... you string along...
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, chameleon...
You come and go... you come and go...
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream...
Red, gold and green... red, gold and green...
Everyday is relaxing my own...
You're my lover, not my rival...
Everyday is relaxing my own...
You're my lover, not my rival...
Without conviction... I'm a man...
Who doesn't know... How to sell...
The contradiction... You come and go...
You come and go...
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, chameleon...
You come and go... You come and go...
Lover would be easy... Because you're like my dream...
Red, gold and green... Red, gold and green...
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, chameleon...
You come and go... You come and go...
Lover would be easy... Because you're like my dream...
Red, gold and green... Red, gold and green...
You bastard!