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Who can stay underwater for the longest in the first episode of "Useless Kids" ?
It's "Bottomless Battle"
We did it in water before
But mud is different from water
It's tough
It sticks to you
It's like fear
What's good and bad about it?
We have a special guest today
Hiroshiko Toshi and Shouhei Shoukutei
Thank you
We did it in the pool last time too
I'm sorry we couldn't do it last time
Bottomless Battle
Shouhei challenged himself in "Topwater"
I'm sorry
I'm Shouhei's manager
I didn't wear my glasses
Can I wear my glasses?
It's underwater, so it's not weird if you say you don't have glasses
It's only since "Bottomless Battle" started that I don't have glasses
Shouhei puts on his glasses and challenges himself again
But...
You're fast
Let me do it
Hanajiya of Kanagawa
Yamazaki got caught by a snake
They couldn't film due to trouble
Stop it
It's coming out
F***
It's amazing how you can hold your breath
It's amazing
It came out when you were talking
It didn't come out?
It came out when you were talking
It'll come out from now on
What do you think of the weather today?
It might be too hot
You'll use up your energy
And it's muddy today
What do you think of mud?
I don't have any thoughts
But I haven't touched mud recently
You don't smell much
What kind of episode is there?
Mud episode?
Wait a minute
Mud episode?
When I was in elementary school
There was mud on my shoes
And mud on my shoes
What happened?
I showed you
What did you do?
That was helpful
Thank you for coming
If you didn't come earlier, I would have won
Top Master Shohei's time is...
From the morning
Everything is delicious
It's deep
Isn't it cold? It's warm
It's a little cold
It's good
This is good
Wait a minute
This is scary
There is mud pressure
Let's go
Please
Oh, it's coming
It's coming
It's all power
Wow, scary
It's scary
It's scary, scary, scary
It's really funny
It's scary, scary, scary
It's hidden
It's really funny
It's all hidden
It's amazing
But it's still a little heavy
It's working hard
It's the type of thing that spreads out
It spreads out
It's better to spread it out
Oh, it's pulling it up, it's pulling it up
It's pulling it up
It's amazing
This is the back side
How is it?
It's amazing
Towel, towel, towel, towel
Wow, it's hard
Wow, it's amazing
It's going for 20 seconds
No, it's not going
It's hard
It's harder than I thought
It's hard, it's hard
It's quite hard
It's hard
It's a little sad
It looks like an overhand
It's a little sad
It looks like an overhand
The way it went in was funny
The winner is
I'm looking forward to it
The time right now is
Yes!
Hey!
Huh?
It's zero
It can't be zero
What's going on?
It can't be zero
Huh?
It hasn't started properly
It hasn't moved
What?
It can't be zero
That's right
It's definitely going for 30 or 40 seconds
It's going, it's going
It hasn't been cut
What?
I'm sorry
It hasn't been cut
Who's doing it?
Why are you standing up?
Alone
It looks like you're making some adjustments
Huh?
You're doing it for us
With the top butter
It went for about 40 or 50 seconds
Then, isn't it
You can't tell how many seconds it has been cut in, right?
We can't tell
We're keeping it here
We can't tell
Then,
Hey
How about we review the parts next time?
How about we check the parts?
Check how many seconds it's been cut in
How is it going?
It's going to take some time.
It can't be helped.
Let's do it again.
Let's do it.
What?
Let's do it again.
It can't be helped.
But it's not connected.
I'm sorry.
Are you going to do it again?
I'm sorry.
It can't be helped.
I wanted to check it.
Please do your best.
It's not anyone's fault.
What?
Aoi-san, do you want to do it again?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
It's not anyone's fault.
That's right.
It's not anyone's fault.
It's been a few years.
Doesn't it fall off easily?
It's in your ear.
It's weird if it's dirty.
It's because it's connected?
Yes.
It's not going to fall off, is it?
I don't know.
You should use a stronger one and hit it.
Shall I use it?
Do it slowly.
If you do it suddenly...
Get away from me.
It's going to fall off, isn't it?
It's going to fall off.
It fell off.
OK, it fell off.
Top master Shohei's time is ...
Please go up 3 times
It is scary
It's deep
Start from mud pressure
I haven't used mud pressure yet but let's go
It's recording so it won't bend
It won't bend, so let's do it with mud pressure.
- Okay. - Got it.
Wow, that's amazing!
It's mud pressure and it looks like it's going to be hard to eat.
- Let's do it! - Okay.
Ready...
- Got it! - Got it!
- It went in deep. - It went in.
- That's right. - It went in.
- Oh, it's coming out. - It's coming out.
- Oh! - Got it!
It's mud pressure!
- Oh, it's coming out. - It's coming out.
- What's coming out? - Mud pressure in my nose and it's coming out.
- It's coming out in my ears, too. - Oh, I see.
- But you didn't say much. - I'll do my best. - No way!
- I'll do my best a little more. - Seriously?
- Let's go! It's showtime! - It's showtime!
- Just smell it. The character looks different. - No, it's not.
- It's flat. - No, it's not.
- My stomach hurts. - The character looks different.
- How many times do I have to come out? - Just smell it.
- I'll do it.
- Hey, don't put the wrong name up. - I'll do my best.
- As a staff, I'll open the guest book...
You can do it later.
After recording...
Don't spoil him.
If you spoil him like that, he'll get lazy.
Can we do it again?
You're in a bad mood.
You're working so hard, but you can't do it. You can't use it like this.
Even if you're angry, you can't use it like this.
You can edit it, but you can't use it like this.
I don't have the ability to edit.
I'm doing it with anti-imajika.
I don't have the ability to edit.
Let's do it again.
If you dirty it too much, it won't go in.
You're talking weird.
It was beautiful.
You have to connect it properly.
Go over there.
I'm sorry.
Come here.
I'm sorry.
If you do this, it'll go in again.
Get rid of it.
I'll do it.
What's wrong with you?
It's asphalt.
I don't know.
It's white.
No, it's hard.
I can't get it like this.
Let's do it properly.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure you're grateful.
I'll say it again for that.
It hurts my face.
I know what you're saying.
I'm a professional, so you have to do it.
That's what we're told.
I'm worried about the footprints.
I'm worried you'll find out.
That's okay.
If you can't get it, it's okay.
I've been following you for a long time.
If you can't get it, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
Even if you look at it, there's something wrong with it.
That's not good.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
It'll go in again.
The evidence is...
Get ready!
It went in!
Oh, this time it's a notice.
A notice!
Oh, I see!
Well, there's a lot of things.
Oh, wow!
Get your legs out!
Master Shouhei!
Huh?
Master Shouhei!
Please make me your disciple!
Master Shouhei!
Huh? Who said that?
Please make me your disciple!
Hey, hey, hey!
Who is it?
Please make me your disciple!
Who is it?
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey you, master of the physical recording, when you're working on the show, will you stand up?
No, I really want to be Master Shouhei's disciple and I'll do anything!
Well then, you can just do it until "MADKEENA" recording is over.
That's right!
I'm the only one who has been turned down.
No, you're not.
That's weird.
I'm the only one who has been turned down.
That's weird.
I want to be your disciple.
But you didn't choose me, did you?
That's not what I'm talking about.
But I really want to be your disciple.
Where are you from?
I'm from Hokkaido.
That's a long time ago.
Where are you from in Hokkaido?
I'm from Hokkaido.
But I don't know my hometown very well.
I don't know many people's names.
You don't know your hometown?
That's dangerous!
That's not good!
He doesn't know his hometown.
That's not good!
I hope you continue.
We'll talk about it again after the show.
We have to make sure you don't be in first place.
I think it was "southern".
But I don't know where I'm from.
One more time.
We have to re-record.
We don't have it recorded.
We don't know where we're from.
We just started.
We don't know which show will be the biggest or most popular.
Let's just go.
Let's just run and go home!
It's better that way.
Hurry up.
We don't have much time.
Hurry up and show me.
That's enough.
Let's go.
Let's go back.
It's showtime.
Get ready.
Let's go.
Hurry up.
Why are you in such a hurry?
Don't move.
Let's do it properly.
Get ready.
Stop!
Good morning.
Now!
It was too early!
It was too early.
It was a little early.
I wonder if it's going up.
Why is it going up?
It went over there and over here.
It can't be removed, can it?
It can't be removed.
But it's okay at this time.
Let's look in the freezer.
It's not in the freezer.
I wonder about the time now.
Now!
The time of Mr. Shouhei is here!
Mr. Shouhei.
Again.
What?
***.
What?
Please.
The other day, on the NHK's "Yuudoki Network",
*** came out.
I was worried about it.
Really?
It came out.
It came out now!
It came out.
It's small, so it's hard to understand, but it came out.
But it's dirty, so you can't see it.
No, no.
It hasn't come out yet.
It's dirty.
No, no.
It hasn't come out yet.
It came out clearly.
Clearly?
It came out clearly.
What are you doing?
You're a comedian.
No, I'm not.
Comedians who release *** haven't come out yet.
If you don't release it, you'll be a comedian.
So I'm listening to FM because I think it's probably coming out.
Regular.
That's no good!
I'm sorry, but I can't use it now.
I can't use it now.
That's right.
I can't use it now.
Come on!
Even if it's FM or radio...
Even if it's FM or radio, it's probably coming out.
That's what you're saying.
That's right!
What kind of show are you releasing *** on?
Which one are you releasing?
Please look at it.
I'm sorry.
Please release it.
It hasn't come out at all.
You're cornering me.
Top Master, Shohei's time is...
Ready...
Go!
Okay!
That's good!
Great!
He's got a lot of momentum!
He's got a lot of momentum from the beginning!
That's good!
Wow!
Wait, wait, wait!
What?
What are you doing?
You're digging too deep!
What?
You're digging too deep!
What?
You're digging too deep!
What?
What are you doing?
You're digging too deep!
What are you digging?
You idiot!
If you dig like this, you'll fall!
No, no...
I was just...
I was just cornered!
No!
You'll fall!
I was just cornered!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
What do you think I'm doing?
I'm digging every day!
You're digging too deep!
Stop it!
You're doing it again!
Stop it!
I'm digging a little!
Stop it!
I'm just cornered, you fool!
I'm not fooling you!
You're no fool to say that!
You haven't fooled me!
Stop it!
Say sorry!
What's to say?
Forgive me!
Make up your mind!
Don't cry!
See!
Irie-chan is getting mad!
Is she always this mad!?
No she's never been this mad!
I see!
How far do you want me to let you get back with her!?
So all the good stuff that came in is gone.
I've stopped all the pieces in there, so can you do it again?
What!?
Can't you use it?
Can you open it up for me?
Is there another way?
I've stopped it.
What!? It's resetting!
It's resetting!
It's a little early for it to reset.
This is the last one, right?
The next one.
Of course, it's not the last one, it's going to end in one go.
It looks like it's going to end.
If you don't do it, you're next.
I'm going to rip you apart.
What!?
Come on, don't say that.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's clean up.
Can you clean up, please?
Now, it's time for the evidence!
Write it down!
Ready!
Go for it!
Tough tough tough!
Bear with it! Bear with it! Bear with it!
Bear with it! Bear with it!
- Are you hungry? - What's up?
- What did you eat this morning? - No, we didn't eat anything.
- I'm hungry. - I haven't eaten anything since this morning.
- I feel sorry for you.
- What do you have? - Udon.
- Udon? - Udon?
- Do you have udon? - Udon?
- Do you have udon? - Yes, we do.
- Here it is. - Thank you for waiting.
- I haven't eaten anything since this morning. Something is wrong with me.
- Do you have the power to eat? - Yes.
- Is that all you have? Are you hungry? - Excuse me.
- What do you do? - What do you do?
- What does Onuma-san do? - What do you do?
- I used to work at an udon shop.
- If it was just a few bowls of udon... - You can't do it.
- If it was just a few bowls of udon, you could do it.
- It's falling down... - Okay...
- It's good, it's good. - It's delicious.
- Tama-san! - It's okay, it's cold.
- It's good. - It's like you're having a shock.
- Are you okay? Did you have a heart attack? - Yes.
- It's cold, isn't it? - No, I didn't like it last night.
- I thought he wouldn't eat anything in the morning. - Kamada is like that.
- It's been like that for a long time. - Sometimes he doesn't eat anything in the morning on Wednesdays.
- That's not good. - That's a little...
- He's worried about you. - Are you okay?
- Are you really okay? - Yes.
- I'm glad you're okay. - It's completely different, isn't it?
- I'm glad you're okay. - No, it's not like that at all.
- Shall we start with the "time"? - "Time"?
- Shall we start with "time open"? - Yes, of course.
- Huh? - That's impossible.
- Huh? - You can't use it.
- Oh, you put it back again. - I see, you dropped it.
- You can't use it. - I see.
- You drop it and you go? - No, I can't do it at all.
- It can't be helped if you say it like that. - My body...
- Kamada said he'd help you because you ate udon. - I'm fine, I'm fine.
- Let's drop it. - Shall we go?
- It's scary to help him. - No, it's okay, it's okay.
- I'm finally feeling better now. - You're feeling better?
- Let's go now. - You're feeling better now!
- Let's clean up. - Don't get wet!
- Oh you're shooting this! - Yes, it's amazing!
- Let's clean up. - You're okay?
- Let me help you, let me help you. - Kamada, are you okay?
- You're feeling better now! - Have I become clean?
- You've become clean now! - You're cleaning up well now.
- You're clean now! - Yes, I'm clean now.
- You're clean now! - Good!
I think he's kind.
It looks like grass, but...
Let's just take grass.
Top Master Shohei's time is...
It's going to line up.
It looks like it's going to line up.
Are you going to eat this?
It looks like it's going to line up.
Ready, set, go!
This is the only thing we can do about it.
Top, top!
Drink it up!
What?
Who is it?
Me!
Hey!
Who is it?
Please come here!
Who is it?
Who are you?
Come here!
What?
What was that all of a sudden?
I'm scared!
What?
Mr. Idaio.
Oh, Mr. Idaio.
Thank you for coming.
Wait a minute.
Thank you for coming.
You look like you're having fun.
You looked like a thief, so I thought you were a thief-thief.
You look like you're having fun.
Oh, did you come in on your own?
Oh, so you're a thief-thief now?
You're a thief-thief, aren't you?
No, I wasn't.
No, you're not.
You came in, but you came out like this.
I was scolded.
You made me come in, didn't you?
Aren't you a thief-thief?
You're not a thief-thief.
You're a thief-thief.
Hey, please speak a little louder.
There's something like a ring.
I thought you were quite uncomfortable.
I'm not uncomfortable.
You're not a pro wrestler, are you?
You're not a thief-thief, are you?
No, I'm not.
Let's stop it today as well.
Yeah.
We have no choice.
We're going to get fired up.
Too much.
What? Wait a minute.
Why don't you just stop playing "thief-thief" battle?
It's not connected anymore.
Yeah, right.
No, I mean you've been worried about it.
- I'm sorry. - Let's eat together again.
- Yes, I will. - Yes, don't slip.
- Yes. - What is this?
I don't know.
I can't think of anything.