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If you say "pet" or something like that, I can't eat it.
About a month ago, Heipo, who stayed at Kaokai Yoshi's house to learn the sense of entertainment as a director...
Heipo, who couldn't help hating animals...
What's wrong? I'm sorry.
Heipo, who loved dogs...
Heipo, who hated children and was independent...
Heipo, who loved children...
Heipo, who became more human the more he saw animals...
In the first episode of "Useful Kids"...
Heipo, who thinks about the world month by month, and his family go camping!
It's already the second episode!
We went to his house to stay a month ago...
We got such a great response!
It's not good, but...
I'm so moved by your use of words!
I said it too. "Heipo, you've seen things through."
You've seen things through.
It's not good, but...
It was really amazing!
Even if you say it's amazing, it's just us two.
I don't know who it was.
It was really amazing.
Anoa and their children got presents.
- It's not related to the movie. - It's not related.
An older sister got a Nintendo 3DS...
and an younger brother got a bicycle.
- That's right. - Of course it's related.
- Of course it is. - Of course it is.
- Isn't it obvious? - Isn't it obvious?
Since you said "of course", I thought you meant "what about it?"
- What do you want me to do? - What do you want me to do?
This is a VTR of Hei Pou enjoying camping with his children.
One day in August...
Hei Pou and his family are heading to the park for the first time in about a month.
- It's a place where children's memories will remain. - That's right, since it's summer vacation.
It's cute, too.
Hei Pou-san!
How are you?
Oh, you've grown up.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Wow! - Wow!
Hei Pou-san!
- Oh, you used this as a gift! - Yes, I did.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's like a great bicycle! - Yes.
You're good at riding it.
- Is that a Mett? - Yes, it is.
- Is it a Mett? - Yes, it is.
I know it, but I don't know how to use it.
Why don't you know how to use it?
What's up, Saki?
You're still cute.
- What are you talking about? - You're cute, too!
The world has changed.
Kao Kao and his family are going camping.
- Which way do we go? - Let's go that way.
- Do you have luggage in the back? - Is it too bright for you?
- It's not bright at all. - As a wife, I wanted to go with my family.
- Chiba Baba is with us. - I see.
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Ready, set, go! - Let's go!
- Let's go!
- I want to go there often! - Me, too!
The journey to make memories for the children has begun.
- It's like a star. - Yes, it is.
It's coming out now.
- It's coming out now. - It's coming out now.
- I see. - I see.
Riko loves collecting stickers.
- Bye-bye! - Bye-bye!
And...
...
Who do you like?
I like Yūko Ōshima.
Do you know her?
Yes, I know her.
Really?
Yes, I know her.
You know her?
Yes, I know her.
You know her very well.
Miko likes Yūko Ōshima very much.
It takes two and a half hours for her to drive a car.
We came to Yasudai-no-San in Ibaraki Prefecture.
It has changed a lot.
We chose this place for children living in the city to enjoy the great nature.
It only took us two and a half hours to get here.
For now, we will stay in a cottage.
Let's go.
This is it.
Yasudai-no-San
We wanted to come here as a family.
You are in the way.
I want you to leave the earth.
Police officer, look at me.
Go away.
This is exciting for children.
Are you okay?
I didn't die.
Everything you see is fresh in this place.
They seem to like it.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to Kawaii.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Can you calm down a little more?
Let's play as much as we want in nature.
But...
A problem occurs here.
What is it?
Can I go now?
I couldn't do it because I wanted to do it with a seat belt.
It's completely hidden.
Is it off?
I think it's okay.
It's not moving at all.
There is a reason why ordinary people who refuse to swim until they lie do not want to be naked.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Christo.
My feet are dangerous, so if you don't mind, can you put on a sweat shirt for me?
Yes, of course.
Hey, Mr. Christo, do it for me.
I've never been naked in my life.
I'm embarrassed.
I'd like you to be naked if you can.
The even more popular side of the gang was aware of female viewers and wanted to hide their swimming skills.
I'm a little nervous.
I don't know why.
I want to be saved.
On the other hand, children innocently play in the river.
My feet are cold.
It's hard.
Get me out of here.
My feet are cold.
Take off your glasses.
I don't know what it is.
I'm here.
What are you doing?
Heipon enjoys playing with children.
Heipon, do you like it?
Are you okay?
He is playing with children.
No!
He is playing with children.
Look for glasses.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Help me.
He is tired.
He is playing with children.
He is tired.
After playing in the river, they collect insects in the forest.
I found it!
It's a bogey.
It's a butterfly.
Are you scared of snakes?
You are not scared of anything, right?
There is nothing in it.
It's high.
I can't reach it.
It's dangerous.
It flew away.
It's dangerous.
It's tiring.
For dinner, he makes yakisoba with the kids.
Dad, do you like yakisoba?
I like yakisoba. It's delicious, isn't it?
It looks delicious.
It's big and it looks delicious.
It looks delicious.
Is it this color?
Thank you for the meal.
It smells like suspense.
Yakisoba is delicious.
It's delicious.
How is it? Is yakisoba delicious?
It looks delicious.
After dinner, the five of them go to the cottage.
It's tiring, isn't it?
You can go out now.
I feel like I'm thirsty. Isn't it like that?
Is it okay like this?
Yes, it is.
It's not scary at all.
Look at this.
Look at this. You want to drink water, don't you?
It's like that.
After taking a break in the cottage,
they go to see fireflies that children want to see no matter what.
Leaving their wives behind, the four of them head towards the river where fireflies can be seen.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
Sakura, aren't you scared?
No, I'm not scared.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
I'm relieved that my dad is here.
It's heavy. It's heavy.
It's heavy.
Oh, it's strong.
Ah, I can hear the sound of the river.
I can only hear it.
Wow, it's scary where the river is.
Be careful.
Look, fireflies!
Wow, there are fireflies.
What's up with them?
I don't know.
It's scary.
It's scary. It's scary.
Why am I the only one who's like this?
Sakura, you're amazing.
Sakura, you're strong.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
Be careful.
I'm scared.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
A little further in?
Straight ahead.
Let's walk.
I'm sorry.
Let's go home quickly.
"Let's go home quickly." "Let's go home quickly."
"Nico-chan's autograph!" "It's a black autograph!"
"Thank you." "Thank you."
Because of the unruly silence, Nico-chan's mood is disturbed.
The firefly spectators are taking pictures.
"Daddy was scared." "You were scared, weren't you?" "Huh?" "You were scared, weren't you?" "Nico-chan, Daddy was strong, wasn't he?"
"The old man who can't stand it is next to me." "Oh, that's it. Don't worry about it." "That's it."
It's time for bed.
Nico-chan, who is in a bad mood, takes care of Yoshi.
Nico-chan, can you sleep here with Daddy?
"Mama!" "Mama, are you okay?" "Mama, what's wrong with you?"
Yoshi and Saku-chan sleep in the next room.
Do you like the air here?
Then let's sleep.
No!
Then read it.
But I can't read.
Yes, you can.
Oh, this is the second floor.
In the snowy light, the old man with white beard is wearing his hat again.
Is this also a famous book, "The Mysterious Red Hat"?
I don't think it's famous.
Is it famous?
Miko-chan is looking at the old man with white beard.
Can't you sleep if it's bright?
Can't I sleep if it's bright?
I see.
It's better if it's bright, isn't it?
Wow, I'm going to sleep.
What do you mean?
You're cute.
Good night.
Saku-chan is sleeping.
Saku-chan is sleeping. Saku-chan looks sleepy.
Huh?
Yoshi?
The next morning, the four of them wake up early and go to the place where they set up the beetle prey.
Saku-chan, can you go?
Yes.
It's here, isn't it?
Ah, there it is! There it is! There it is!
Where?
There it is!
Ah!
Look, that beetle!
Ah, beetle!
Ah, there it is! There it is!
Look, look! Beetle!
Why? What will you do with it?
Where? Where?
What will you do with it?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Where is Saku-chan?
Ah!
It's not possible.
What's wrong?
Why did you put it there?
Where do you want to put it?
What are you going to do with this?
Will you put it in your own place?
Will you put it in Saku-chan's place?
Where would I put it in Saku-chan's place?
Ah, I see.
Do it properly, quick.
I'm a woman, so I won't.
Good boy, good boy.
Here, Airu-chan.
Nico-chan, don't touch it.
I don't want it.
Don't touch it, it's scary.
It's big, it's big.
Nico-chan, hurry up.
Put it in, put it in.
Put it in there.
There's a lot of stuff in there.
I don't want it, I don't want it!
Now that we're here, Nico-chan is in the worst mood.
But the five of them will soon be done camping.
Nico-chan, go ahead and camp.
I wonder if the fire's still burning.
It's not looking good.
In the midst of an uneasy atmosphere,
A surprise present from Heipo to the children.
Heipo, who heard that Nico-chan and Saku-chan were fans of Oshima Yuuko,
Asked the person involved for a signature from the person himself.
With this, Nico-chan's smile should return.
Um, I have something to say.
Who said they liked AKB?
A-chan.
Oshima Yuuko-chan.
A-chan.
Huh?
Oshima Yuuko-chan!
She said she liked Oshima Yuuko-chan.
I like A-chan better!
Nico, you can't say that.
You're being too cynical.
Nico-chan, I got a signature from Oshima Yuuko- chan.
Wow!
Actually, Oshima Yuuko-chan and I often meet at work.
That's true.
I told her I like Oshima Yuuko-chan and Saku-chan.
This is real.
Wow!
She drew it for me.
Look, I got it for you.
Nico-chan, I got a signature from Oshima Yuuko- chan.
Wow!
Oshima Yuuko-chan.
Wow!
She drew it for me.
Look, I got it for you.
Thank you.
Don't get mad!
I'm happy for you.
Yes, I know you're a kid.
Tell me what you're not happy about.
I have to say goodbye to you soon.
Hey, do it properly!
Everyone is eating. Can you not match up?
It's no use following Nico-chan's pace. Stay there.
Stay there.
The camp that was supposed to be the best memory is in the worst situation.
What will you do, Heippo?
I have something to give you.
Go ahead.
I'm proud of you, Heippo.
This is the first time I'm doing something nice in my life.
Nico-chan.
Look at this.
I got this, too.
Nico-chan sewed it for me.
Please sew it for me.
Hey.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Yes.
Hey, I want you to do this for me.
Nico-chan, please sew it for me.
Nico, please.
Yes, yes.
I see.
I'm sorry, Heippo.
It's okay, Nico-chan.
Okay?
Take care of it.
Yes.
Please sew it for me.
Yes, this is the fourth one.
Please sew it for me.
Yes.
Please sew it for me.
Yes, yes.
Yes, it's okay.
Come on.
What are you doing?
Cheer up.
It's okay.
You're so mean.
Nico-chan.
Yes.
You're so cute.
Let me kiss you.
Yes.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Bye.
See you.
Bye.
You're welcome.
Bye.
Thank you.
You're so cute.
Let's go.
Bye!
We are born by little miracles
We are born by miracles
We are born by midsummer miracles
This is quite...
(Applause)
No, no, no, no, no, no
(Applause)
But when Mom got angry, Heipo got too scared.
(Laughter)
Heipo is angry.
I'm not afraid of Mom.
I've always thought it was better not to say it.
But when I saw the whole song, I'm glad I said it.
You like it more, don't you?
I like it. It's great.
Nico-chan is a little nice, isn't she?
Eh? Eh? Eh? What's wrong with you?
What kind of personality is that?
How many people are there?
(Laughter)