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Narikiri Takeshiro Grand Prix!
Narikiri Takeshio Grand Prix.
Let's see if he and Takeshi can do it.
Of course, it's not a joke.
As it is...
Takeshi will go in suddenly.
No matter what people say,
he will keep going.
This is tough.
And he will do it
up to "komanechi".
That's the last one?
If he can't stand it,
it's "komanechi" and that's the goal.
Matsumoto will judge
these five items.
I don't know this one.
This is "gundankan".
It has nothing to do with it.
It's like "gundan" is behind you.
It's like "gundan" is holding you.
This is tough.
This is amazing.
This time...
Takeshi, that's not it!
That's not it!
OK!
The first contestant!
Let's welcome him!
Please come in!
Actually, this pattern is Kogoriko.
Kogoriko!
This time too, there was something about shaking your head.
I shook my head too much and the next day my head became one.
That's how I did it.
Huh?
You didn't say shaking your head properly.
I did say it.
Tomino-san, how about you this time?
This time, as a set up person, I wanted to make it more realistic.
I've been monitoring Endo-san's hairstyle.
It's wonderful, his hairstyle.
Yes.
You changed your hairstyle just a little.
Just a little.
That's right.
Matsumoto-san is the only one who noticed my hairstyle change.
Everytime Tomino-san doesn't change his hairstyle.
Kogoriko Endo, the man who removed himself from Takeshi!
His target is Kosugi Yonkuro, who is in charge of the performance of his junior comedian Harisenbon and Kogoriko's live performance.
Of course, the opponent doesn't know anything.
Yes, they don't know anything.
Thank you.
The targets who come to the rehearsal of their junior comedian live performance.
Yes, that's right.
Ah, sorry.
Thank you for your hard work.
Before I went there, I was thinking of doing a performance with a junior comedian.
How do you want to make a performance?
I want to talk with Harisenbon.
What do you want to say?
What are you saying now?
Well...
I'm hungry.
You're hungry?
I'm not hungry at all.
I'm hungry.
40 minutes have passed since the meeting began.
Let's go.
That's good.
Let's do reality.
Sorry.
No, no, no.
With the manager, Tanaka takes a seat away.
Finally, Endo starts to move.
I've done many concerts, but I can't do it at all.
What are you doing?
What did you think of, Haruna?
You bastard!
What are you doing in the bathroom?
What are you doing?
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Where are you going?
I'm going to the bathroom.
Are you watching your family's health?
Thank you for your help.
Where are you going?
I'm going, too.
What are you doing in the bathroom?
What are you doing?
You're good at talking!
It's like you're getting used to someone and talking.
Who are you getting used to?
I don't know how to talk, but I'm like a devil.
I'm Serafina, I like American movies.
I don't like American movies!
I don't like American movies.
Why do you like American movies?
I brought American movies because I wanted you to eat American movies.
Haruna, you're amazing!
You're amazing!
There's nothing in there!
It's been about 40 minutes since the show began.
Endo, who has become Takeshi for a long time, becomes a target for Endo.
It's been about 40 minutes since the show began.
What are you doing?
You're amazing!
I want to shoot a movie.
I knew it. A movie.
I want to shoot a movie.
I want to shoot a movie with you, Yuki-san, who's tapping.
You're tapping, aren't you?
That's why I want to shoot a movie!
I'm tapping, Kishimoto-san.
Kishimoto-san, you bastard!
Kishimoto-san, are you okay?
You bastard!
It took about one hour and ten minutes.
That's what I was doing.
- Now, Matsumoto-san. - Yes!
- Please evaluate it. - Please do.
- It turned out like this. - Yes!
Unexpectedly clumsy.
- Yes! - Your mentality was bad.
- Yes! It took about one hour and ten minutes. - You didn't have any sense of words.
- Yes! - And you didn't have any sense of the army at all!
Sense of the army? What do you mean?
I feel like you have more sense of the army than me.
Next challenger, please!
Are you okay?
But looking at Endo now, you're good at impersonating, too.
That's right. I can do it.
And I've never impersonated Takeshi before.
I've never heard of it, either.
After this shoot was over, my juniors and juniors of my agency hurried and got together.
I drank until morning and cried a lot around four in the morning.
Really?
Ten-year-old pervert glasses face, Cunning Takeya, is ready to go!
The target is a junior talent from the same agency.
They're almost strangers, but will Takeshi be able to get along with them?
Good morning.
Good morning, teacher.
Good morning.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm Takemu.
Nice to meet you.
I'm going to start a program called "Profile of a Traveler" by B.E.S. on TV.
In this program, I'd like you to do some research about where you lived alone for the first time, where you went on your first date, and where you went when you were troubled.
Okay.
Can you show me a little bit of it?
Yes, of course.
Is it okay?
Yes.
I've been looking at it for about 20 minutes.
Finally, Takeyama starts moving.
Yes.
I've never seen Takeyama like this.
He's good.
You're good, Takeyama.
You're good.
You're better than us.
This is amazing.
It's hard.
Takeyama, you're not good at this.
Takeyama, you're not like this.
I'm scared.
Look at his face.
I'm scared.
I'm sure you're doing something.
You're not like this.
I'm scared.
Are you from Ikebukuro?
Yes, I'm from Ikebukuro.
You're not like this.
We went out for lunch.
You're not like this.
We went out for lunch.
You're not like this.
I told you.
I'm serious.
I'm not serious.
I will not take an opportunity like this.
This is bad.
You're wrong.
It's business.
I talked about me.
We're talking about nothing.
Don't say that.
You know what I mean.
You know it truly well.
It's not about you.
You know it truly well.
I don't know what you're talking about.
(Drumming)
That's enough!
Ah, it's over.
(Drumming)
That's nice.
(Drumming)
(Applause)
That's nice.
(Drumming)
(Applause)
That's nice.
Um...
I've never met him before.
(Laughter)
I told you.
Are you ready, Matsumoto-san?
Yes, I am.
Please give us a like.
Okay.
That's almost mental.
(Laughter)
(Applause)
I think that's the only way to strengthen your mental strength.
The challenger is...
Go ahead!
(Drumming)
(Applause)
Can you imitate Ebisu-san?
Well, I can imitate Shigeo Nagashima-san's voice.
How does it sound like?
Well...
(Laughter)
I can't do it now.
If you can't do it now, when will you be able to do it?
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Unexpectedly funny manga artist Ebisu Yoshikazu.
Let's go!
The target is Takaichi-san, a magazine editor who has been working with him for 20 years.
He calls the exhibition "a meeting".
Wow, this atmosphere again.
- What's going on? - You're doing it here?
Oh, come in, come in.
- Excuse me, you're doing it here, right? - Yes, we are.
- Oh, come in, come in. - Yes, we are.
Wow, this is full of stuff.
- Oh, that's right, do you want to eat bento? - Oh, yes, is that okay?
- It's fine. - Which one do you want?
- Fish and shumai bento. - Fish.
- Do you like fish? - No, I don't like fish.
- This is fish. - Shumai bento.
- It's not that surprising. - That's right.
- Do you like fish? - Yes, I do.
- Oh, you have to write it down at home. - Yes.
- Do you want me to write it down at home or take a picture of it? - Oh, yes, please.
- Can I put it in my bag? - Oh, I'm nervous.
Can I put it in my bag?
No, it's fine.
- I'll take it now. - Yes, I'll take it.
Okay.
- Can I go to the bathroom for a moment? - Oh, yes, of course.
- He's going to the bathroom. - Finally...
Ebisu Yoshikazu...
- starts moving. - Wow, what's going on?
- It's cold. - Is it cold?
- Oh, no. - It's no good.
It smells so good.
It's expensive tea.
It's no good.
I think that was the funniest one so far.
- I think that bento bottle was the funniest one. - It's cold.
- Why did you say that? - No...
- Huh? - Huh?
- What happened? - My shoulder is a little...
- Does it hurt? - No, it doesn't.
- Wait a minute! - You're not supposed to say that!
- What's with you? - What's with you?
- You're using rude words.
- It's just... words from a picture book.
- It's not rough at all. - It's not rough at all!
- You're not supposed to say that. - You're not supposed to say that.
- It's not rough at all. - It's just... words from a picture book.
- You're not supposed to say that! - What's wrong with you?
- It's not rough at all! - You're not supposed to say that!
- You're not supposed to say that!
- What happened? - It's a little strange!
This is number one.
That's fast.
This is number one.
What are you doing?
Ebi-san, what did you think?
I wasn't excited at all, so it was embarrassing for me to watch.
However, Mazuo-san's evaluation was already fast.
Really?
Yes, please show it.
Yes, overall evaluation.
The most interesting thing was that old woman eating bento.
Next challenger, please come out!
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Can you do it?
Since I met Takeyama-san last time,
I think my intention has changed.
I see.
I came here to correct it.
Well...
Do you want me to lick your throat?
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
I see.
What's wrong?
A blue-eyed young beat.
Men's age.
It's mine!
The target is Universal Music's Eguchi-san.
Asking him for advice on his work.
I'm so nervous.
Really.
I don't joke much.
Can I introduce you first?
Yes.
Can you stand up?
Sure.
Well...
He's a bit taller than you, right?
Yes.
He's a bit different from you.
Yes.
His pattern...
What is it?
I don't have a pattern for my next book.
Why?
You don't have one, do you?
That's why I'm asking you one by one.
I see.
The other day, I thought your book was amazing.
It was easy to read.
Also, I want to ask you...
I don't want to gossip you, but...
I want you to tell me about something unusual.
Like, "Oh, I didn't know this would happen at this time of year."
I want you to tell me about it.
I see.
You're serious.
You're really serious.
I'm serious.
If you make it too obvious, it'll be unnecessary.
It'll be too obvious.
You're serious about this, aren't you?
15 minutes have passed since the meeting began.
It's not like that.
Let's go together.
Sorry.
Finally,
Wentz starts moving.
His weight is heavier than anyone else's so far.
That's right.
Idiot!
Don't look!
What are you talking about?
Listen to me!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Don't read it!
I know.
I have to think about how the show will air.
What will happen next?
That's how it is.
That...
Beat Takeshi is already over.
Beat Takeshi?
Beat Takeshi.
Yes.
I'm thinking about how to do it.
Yes, you're always thinking about it.
I'm also hosting the show.
Yes.
But it's hard to host.
You can't run, can you?
I'm not suited for hosting.
I'm not suited for it.
No, you are.
I'm not suited for it.
You said you wanted to be like Yakumaru.
Yakumaru, you bastard!
No, no, no.
Yakumaru, you bastard!
Did you have kids?
Did you?
I did.
Did you have kids with Asami?
Asami, you bastard.
Asami, you son of a bitch!
Asami, you bastard, I can't even make a movie like you!
You are♪♪
You are!
What title did you talk about last time?
Title...
We have to decide a title.
Title.
Something like animal's name is good, don't you think?
Something like a tub at Aiko's.
Good.
Is that somehow a hit?
Oh, I have an idea. How about this?
Komaechi!
Komaechi is fast!
I'm glad!
I see.
Garen was a little impatient.
Garen was still pulled!
To be honest, I finished in about eight minutes.
I can't stop shaking in my heart.
Mr. Yano, what is your overall evaluation?
Yes, it's over. It turned out like this.
After all, he is mentally weak.
I see.
It's the complete opposite of what you've done so far.
I see.
For the first time, the audience said, "Eh, is it over?"
Yes, it is.
Mr. Ebi's time seemed to be long.
I thought it would be over soon.
Eight minutes is a little short, isn't it?
I wish I had waited a little longer.
Stop it!
What?
Mr. Yano is great.
I know, right?
I'm not drunk.
Don't you play live?
I don't play live, but I'm drunk in a working car.
Idiot.
I thought you were crazy.
I was about to cry.
You don't have to cry, idiot.
Why did I do that?
Beat Sakichi, get drunk and fight
Are you crazy?
Behind the scenes of Yamanote program.
It's a disaster.
Behind the scenes.
What is this?
Beat Takeshi, it's a deciding match.
Is that it?
You didn't do it at all, did you?
It hurts me a little here.
Beat Takeshi, it's a deciding match.
Drink salt and fight
This year's "Drink salt and fight" is "Spies Who Can't Laugh".
Let's enjoy Hamada figures together.