AISubs v3.4
In the first episode of "Useful Kids", every month, break it down and announce it!
"Time Limitless Glass Breaking Miracle Cosmo"!
So Matsumoto-san, is it like this?
I don't know.
Huh? You don't know? Everyone doesn't know?
Well, Hamamatsu-san and Matsumoto-san split up into two teams.
Break through the glass and act funny in a funny school.
The one who laughs loses.
If it's easy to understand, then it's easy to understand.
Break through the glass and act funny in a funny school.
At this point, Matsumoto-san's team can't beat Hamamatsu-san's team's potential.
That's right.
It's funny that I'm challenging myself.
Well, that's right.
Personality.
Skill is the most important.
That's wrong.
Isn't it just with this comment?
As expected, it's not just with this comment.
Of course it is!
It's not just with this comment.
Of course it is!
We've gathered them.
Yes!
Then, let's have the members who will participate!
Go ahead!
Who?
Who will come?
(The audience is impressed)
What's special about this?
It's really huge.
The only thing I get is a gacha.
I'm happy about everything.
It's really big.
You've already lost several times.
He's already doing it.
Are we filming this part too?
Yes, of course we are.
It's already a lot of people.
It's impossible.
I don't want it at all.
I don't think so.
I can't fight back.
Come on, taxi.
And you, this big guy.
Big guy.
You're fat.
Are you going to play rock-paper-scissors?
I won!
Who will you pick?
Pick me.
No.
I don't want a new one.
It's a bad item.
Old lady.
This is amazing.
Is it?
It's like a marine fish.
I'll pick my mom.
She's the best.
It's amazing.
I can't stop looking at it.
Two shots.
I'll eat it until it's dry.
Glass-breaking glaring Osmo!
The teams are...
Matsumoto picks the old lady.
Hamada picks his mother.
Suga-san!
It's you, Suga-san!
Suga-san's childhood is a monster.
Then I'll pick Yoshinobu.
I see.
He's thinking about it. I see.
I left my iPad at home.
You shouldn't say that.
In the third round, Matsumoto picks Shin Onio.
Hamada picks Onua.
In the fourth round, Matsumoto picks Piccaterry.
Only Yamazaki and Kokoriko are left.
It's you, Yamazaki-san.
Is it me?
Thank you very much.
Please pick me.
Thank you very much.
I don't like that.
It's funny today. It's okay.
It's funny today, too.
End.
Thank you very much.
I'll go now.
Let's go. Let's go.
The members will be decided as follows.
The rules are to select representatives from each room and compete one-on-one.
The timing of breaking the glass and coming out is up to you.
If you laugh, you lose.
Time limitless one-on-one competition.
Let's start with us.
It depends on how they come out.
Is it me?
Thank you very much.
I wonder what it's like for an amateur to come out all of a sudden like that.
I'm Pika-san.
I don't know what's going on while I'm waiting.
I'm Ryosei. Nice to meet you.
It's amazing that Rock is Pika-san.
It's amazing.
If there wasn't this show, you two would never have come out.
Be careful what you say.
But there's no use.
Can either of us come out first?
It's up to you.
Is it better for me to come out first?
Or is it better for Ado?
I don't know.
Let's go.
It's a sunny dream.
West side. Matsumoto room from Canada.
Kingaishi. Nakamura. Yoshinobu.
East side. Hamada room from Ura city, Saitama prefecture.
Ready, set, go!
Knock out!
That's cool!
Knock out!
That's cool!
Knock out!
That was a good match!
Wait a minute!
House of Gadget!
What's up? What's up?
He talked!
That's fine! That's fine!
Is it okay?
How about this?
Wasn't Yoshinobu good?
Yoshinobu was good.
He was good.
He was good, but...
That's not good!
It's the same!
That's right, but...
What can you do?
Next match, first choose your team.
How should we do it?
Wait a minute!
Old lady!
Old lady, please!
I'm going to Tanagawa!
(Singing)
Higashi-nata, Toyonaka-city, Osaka-prefecture, Hamada room...
Ready...
Start!
(Laughing)
Swing your waist.
Oppa!
This is Nana-han's rubber band.
You two look alike.
They really look alike.
But, I don't know Angela-kyo.
That's right.
That's unfair. I didn't see it.
- He's hiding it. - He wasn't looking at you.
- Not at all. - He was looking at you.
- You couldn't see him, could you? - I couldn't see you.
- You couldn't see him. - He's hiding it all.
- I see. - Well...
- Well, yes. - Yes.
- Tanaka worked harder than I thought. - Yes.
- Not at all. - I would have lost.
- But you... - Don't surprise me.
- Don't surprise me.
- We've been friends for a long time. - Yes.
- When we introduced you, I thought you were a fool. - Yes.
- But I didn't know you. - I didn't know anything.
- I didn't know anything.
- I didn't know anything about you. - I didn't know anything about you.
- Ready, set... - Yes.
- He's hiding it!
- Come on, Yama-chan. You've been losing all along.
It's up to your imagination.
You've been waiting for a long time.
Senpai, you've been waiting for a long time.
You look tired.
But this is also one of his techniques.
It's a strategy.
I can't do it at all.
If you don't expect it, you'll fail again.
That's right. It's not good to expect too much.
It's not good to expect too much.
Even if you close your mouth one more time...
But it's getting heavier and heavier.
It's a reverse pattern.
It's about to close its mouth.
It's a little different.
The glass is stuck to my back.
It's a regular face.
Now, it's up to your imagination.
It's about to close its mouth.
You've been waiting for a long time.
It's up to your imagination.
Is it a failure?
That's why it's a reunion battle.
That's why.
But we knew it.
This is dirty.
It's a dirty match.
That's right.
Both of us can't make faces anymore.
In a way, it's funny, but...
Until now...
You're laughing too much.
I feel like I'm laughing a little.
No, it's okay.
It's tiring to do it every day.
Is that so?
I've been doing it for a long time.
Can you do this end?
No, no, no, no.
You're laughing.
I'm not laughing.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's totally okay.
You're going to fall now?
I feel like I can't go up anymore.
You can go up, right?
It's okay. It's okay.
Is this safe?
The symptoms are now...
Seriously!
Your voice is...
Ulan-kun!
You talk too high.
I'm sorry.
Stop talking, you guys.
Alright, draw!
This is going to be a salty match.
Hurry up and come out!
My mouth hurts so much!
I didn't know how long I would be able to hold my head up.
It got more and more interesting.
That's why I came out at that timing.
Both of you came out at the same time, but neither of you were funny at all.
Neither of you were funny at all.
When you came out, you weren't funny at all.
When I came out, I wasn't funny at all, either.
That's why I don't like you!
We're a team of young people.
We'll do our best.
Shall we start?
Yes!
I'm going to pour it in.
It's a black film.
What other film is there?
Shall we start, boss?
What?
Is it going to be a long-distance match?
Why?
It's not like that!
It's already a long-distance match, boss.
It's going to be a world-class match.
A world-class match?
Is it okay?
It's too crowded in here. Can we just watch it for free?
Why?
It's a world-class match!
We're so lucky!
Let's go!
Hamada Beya from Kansai City.
Ready!
Go!
How is it?
Ouch!
What's with that face?
So strong!
Wow!
Great!
K-10 is completely gone!
Ouch!
K-10 is completely gone!
Ouch!
Wow! This is a great game!
Wait a minute! This is a great game!
This is a great game!
Goal is...
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Wait a minute! This is...
Look at me! Look at me!
You can see me, right? You can see me, right?
I didn't do anything to you. I didn't do anything to you.
I didn't do anything to you.
Go for it! Go for it!
Because you are great. Because you are not like me.
Because you are not like me.
Wow!
Genji!
Wow!
You did a good job!
How about it?
It was a good game!
I'm glad.
The more you wait, the more you look like a real person.
You are gradually becoming a dog.
You are a Chinese dog.
When I was first released...
You are great!
It's so hot.
We didn't destroy most of the material.
Please eat it only with salt.
Ready...
Start!
I don't know what's going on.
[Laughter]
[Cheering]
I don't know what it is.
What is it?
Oni, what is it?
I don't know what it is.
But it's a girl.
I decided to wear a wig.
So it's like a girl's outfit.
And it's like a normal girl's outfit.
A normal girl's outfit?
Yes.
What time is it?
It's about four o'clock.
Four o'clock?
It's not four o'clock.
It's about four o'clock.
It's not four o'clock.
Everyone is young these days.
Even in their forties.
They say it's a girl's outfit.
What are you talking about?
Only Matsumoto-san is left.
Even if we do this...
We don't have any value.
We want to win.
We will win.
I'm sorry.
If we do this, we will lose.
But I don't want to lose either.
Of course.
Let's do it.
What have you seen so far?
It's not a tag game, is it?
No, I don't think so.
Higashiyata, from Berlin, Germany.
Hamada Bear.
No, no, no, no, no.
Ready, go!
Left!
You're from Japanese-born countries, after all.
That's true.
Which one is it? Which one is it, Sakiya?
The direction is important, you know.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
He's got a keen eye. He's got a keen eye.
I'm surprised.
This guy is messing around.
He's got a keen eye.
I'm surprised.
This guy is messing around.
He's got a keen eye. He's got a keen eye.
I'm surprised.
Are you kidding me?
You are the worst!
Taisho!
What's wrong with you?
You are the worst!
That was great!
What's wrong with you, Taisho?
This is a mosaic.
Your face is almost a mosaic.
What are you doing?
What?
Did you set off firecrackers?
Yes.
Your mother is angry.
I'm sorry, but I don't like my mother's face.
She's angry.
What are you doing?
This is real.
Does it feel good?
It feels good.
Pika-san, why are you laughing?
Pika-san, you shouldn't laugh.
Pika-san is laughing a lot.
He's in a good mood.
Do you like it?
It's funny.