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I want to know more about Kida Taro.
Quiz "100 things about Kida Taro".
I know quite a lot about him.
Question one.
What is Taro's hobby?
Taro's...
It's like this all of a sudden.
Hobby...
I'm a little young.
Hobbies and work...
I think it's the same.
I think so, too.
Kida Taro, composer of "The Ringing of Mozart's Ringing Bells".
So far, he has written more than 3,000 songs.
In Kansai, he is well-known.
Tonight, he will talk about his surprising relationship with downtown.
I don't know.
The answer is open.
Well, a little more.
Yes, yes.
He always takes precautions and measures.
Here is the correct answer.
I'm bored.
Show me.
It's a mobile game.
He plays mobile games a lot.
He has a lot of skin.
If you have a lot of skin...
I'd like to talk about the downtown area.
Wait a minute.
What is Taro's habit?
I don't like anything.
The answer is open!
I don't like this one.
When I first saw it, I thought it was B-boy Slipper.
Here is the correct answer.
What is Haro's habit?
B-boy Slipper.
I do it all the time.
For example, when I sit on my shoulders, I rub my legs like this and sometimes I get bloody.
Do you rub yourself until you get bloody?
What is Taro's number one treasure?
I don't know.
The answer is open!
Here is the correct answer.
I have been buying it for a long time.
I have been buying "Chow Chow" and "Chicken Shiro- chan".
"Chow Chow" and "Chicken Shiro-chan" are my treasures.
This is impossible.
It can't be right.
What did you say?
It's Peko-chan's secret tip.
Question 6.
How does Taro relieve his stress?
I don't know how to think about it at all.
You don't know, do you?
It's true.
I see.
No, I don't know.
Oh, it's a back-blow.
The answer is open.
You are good at moving your body.
Yes, we are.
What about you, Tano-chi?
I...
Can you tell us the correct answer?
It's a mobile game.
What?
You are good at it.
Is it?
What are you doing?
It's a mobile game.
You go on a journey with monsters and come back.
Then you gradually improve your class.
It's very funny.
I don't know about it.
It's a mobile game.
Yes, it is.
It can't be right.
How does Taro sleep?
It's a chance.
I want to get it right.
Come on.
It's not like that.
The answer is open.
You are young.
Yes, I am.
Right?
No.
I told you to smash it.
What's wrong with you, Hosuke?
Hosuke...
It happens sometimes.
It's not like that all the time.
If it's like that all the time, Taro is finished.
Here is the correct answer.
Taro is not finished.
What does he sleep in?
It's pajamas.
You are amazing.
It's normal here.
I'm definitely red.
Endo is amazing.
The way you think is similar.
We are connected by feelings.
We are soulmates.
Taro, who didn't get any questions right, said that he didn't know how many seconds it would take for Koyori to wear all of it.
Hey, stupid.
You're in a bad mood.
What's wrong, Mr. Zaki?
I'm not hungry.
Taro, how many seconds would it take for Koyori to sneeze?
Wow.
This is the only way.
It will take some time.
Yes, it will.
The answer is...
It will take some time.
Is it soon?
Yes, it will be soon.
Two seconds.
I don't think it will be more than 32 seconds.
Here is the correct answer.
Start!
Why would it come out?
I'm really nervous.
Really?
It won't come out.
It can't come out.
Will it come out even if it's only one second?
You're talking bad about me.
It won't come out!
It came out!
What is Taro's favorite food?
Favorite food...
The answer is...
Mizuna.
Now for the correct answer.
Um...
The Series.
Wow!
It's The Series.
It's not going to work.
It's not going to work!
What is Taro's favorite TV show?
Huh?
Something like this...
No, but this is...
I'm confident in this one.
Yeah, I'm confident in this one.
I'm confident in this one.
This is it.
The answer is...
That's right!
I think it's the most common one.
Now for the correct answer.
All comedy shows, but especially M-1 is exciting.
I set my schedule for M-1, get out of the bath, eat and watch M-1.
I see.
I've forgotten.
You haven't forgotten, have you?
Not at all.
What is Taro's happiest moment?
Huh?
Answer open!
It's got to be this one!
That's right.
It's that one.
Right, right, right.
You guys got pulled into a mobile game.
Yeah, we got pulled in.
You haven't been in any mobile games since you were little.
I've forgotten.
You've forgotten?
Now for the correct answer.
I'm eating lobster.
You said it!
Doctor, if you eat too much, you'll get sick.
I'm Hoshi's Aki-chan.
Stop it!
I can't understand you at all.
From what I've experienced up until now...
After being confused by Kida's unpredictable answers...
The world's worst...
There's no quiz show like this!
In the midst of all of that, this man showed us a surprising insight!
What do you call it?
You line them up like this...
And with Hiseiri's dancing...
You line them up like this, right?
Eat as much as you like.
There was a little pig called Babe No. 1.
He cried too.
He cried like he was about to shake himself up.
That's amazing!
Mr. Taro Shinda...
His synchronicity is amazing!
No, no...
Mr. Taro Shinda is amazing.
His synchronicity is amazing!
How much will the five of them be able to approach Kida?
What is Taro's karaoke box?
Let's see...
First of all...
Open your answers!
It's been a while since I've come here.
I don't go to karaoke.
Do you come here?
I do.
But...
What do you mean?
I just came up with it.
Here's the correct answer.
I'm a professional musician.
So I've checked my voice three times.
I didn't think I should do it, so I won't sing in public.
Yes!
Wow!
That felt good!
Wow!
Here it is!
Donpisha!
If you get this one point, you won't be bored, will you?
This is amazing.
It's only one point, but...
Here it is!
What is Taro's favorite comedian's gag?
I see.
This has a history...
I see.
Wow!
Here's the answer!
It's been a while since I've come here.
Donpisha...
I think it's "Night School".
I see!
But it's the correct answer.
I see!
I think it's a higher level gag than a gag, but...
Hitoshi Matomoto...
Huh?
When he talks a hundred times, it's a hundred times more interesting.
Each and every one of them...
I don't know anyone like him.
I think it's amazing.
You're praised a lot.
No, you're praised a lot.
Hey, what's wrong with you?
Finally!
Finally! It's my first time!
No, I don't like that kind of gag! Tell me!
How many times has Taro been bitten by a dog in his life?
I don't know...
It's "gori", isn't it?
The answer is open!
Here is the correct answer.
When we were living in Sumiyoshi in Osaka, we were composing music and we had to have someone cook it for us.
There was a chef's shop about 20 minutes' drive from my house.
So we went there in the middle of the night and when we arrived at the house, we saw a white dog running out of the house and we were like "Gaboo!"
Gaboo!
What does Taro do when he discovers his wife cheating?
What does Taro do?
The answer is open!
It's Matsumoto-san's song, isn't it?
Here is the correct answer.
I'm really worried about this and I'm usually in charge of emergency management, but this is unexpected.
If I can, I'd like to proceed gently, but it's a difficult question.
I'm a little sad about this.
I think we should ask him this question.
What does Taro do when he is asked to scribble something on Hamada's profile picture?
I scribble with my hand.
Even if I write it down, it won't work.
This is too cruel.
If Taro were to scribble one thing on Hamada's profile picture, what would it be?
The answer is...
Here is the correct answer.
Taro, it's very rude of you to scribble on my profile picture.
What are you talking about, sensei? Please do it for me.
In the past, when I was in elementary school, I wasn't forced to do this.
So you're good at it.
You're an artist.
Your drawing skills aren't good.
You're not good at drawing nose hair.
I'm not good at it, but I'll give you zero points.
What?!
"Zanshin"!
Zero lines on his forehead?
Zero lines...
Even if it's one hundred million yen, it won't work.
This is "zanshin".
What was Taro's first impression of Hamada?
I can't do it.
I see.
It's either one of them.
No, I don't think of it like that.
The answer is...
That's weird.
That's not right.
He's here. He's here.
I don't think of it like that.
He's a polite boy.
This is it.
This is the first one.
Here's the correct answer.
I don't think of it like that.
A long time ago, we were together in "Ichomoe Theater".
That's right.
You have a good smile.
You have a smile that pierces my heart.
Thank you very much.
You have a smile that pierces my heart.
Don't write this.
That's a good compliment.
You have a smile that pierces my heart.
What kind of ring name would you give yourself if you became a professional wrestler?
I have no idea.
Let me see...
The answer is...
What do you think of it?
It's "kida".
It's "kidadadaro".
Here's the correct answer.
It's "kidadaro".
"kidadaro" is included in "kidadaro" as well, isn't it?
It's better than "roto-six".
It's perfect for "shirikima".
It's like "new york air".
Question No.100
What would you do if "sekai" ended tomorrow, Taro?
There were a lot of things.
I want it to end like this.
There were a lot of things.
The answer is...
Please guess the last one.
Please show us the answer.
I think it will be either one of them.
Either one of them.
Either one of them is okay.
Here is the correct answer.
It's "Ise-ebi no Odori-gui".
Yes!
That one?
I like you.
Do you like me that much?
With this, all 100 quizzes are over.
Quiz "Kidatarou no hyaku no koto".
The winner will be announced.
The winner is Hamada Masatoshi.
Wow!
What?
Two digits!
It's true.
Two digits of black rate.
Wow!
Don't get carried away!
This time, all of you have something to say.
So, all of you, please go to the room where Taro is.
Oh, I got it.
Let's go and talk to everyone.
Then, let's go.
It says "Taro's room", doesn't it?
I'm sure of it.
Yes!
Excuse me.
Oh, hello.
It's been a while.
If you do 100 questions, do you know what kind of guy he is?
Well, I don't know much about comics.
Look at this, everyone.
Kira was thinking of letting the five of them listen to his work in order for them to know more about him.
Wow, that's amazing!
I wish we had done this for 30 minutes without any quiz.
That's amazing!
There was no point in doing it without any quiz.
That's right.
Kira's request tour from many famous songs!
Sensei, I'd like to listen to "Propose" by Daisaku.
Well, that's...
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's good.
Thank you.
Wow, that's amazing.
Thank you.
Well, there is a table for "Propose" songs.
But this one is famous, isn't it?
Which one?
"Kani".
"Kani Doraku"?
"Kani Doraku"!
Wow!
I didn't know it would be like this.
I see.
There is a romance in it.
Yes, there is.
Wow, this is it!
Please listen to this part.
It hasn't been released yet.
Well, "Tenmei" isn't important.
"Toroshiro" isn't important.
But I'm not into "Kani Doraku" as of now.
My shop's manager gives me a lot of this and that.
He's a shrimp lover, though.
"Izumoya"! I like "Izumoya"!
"Izumoya", "Izumoya"!
"Tadano Kyoto" and "Tachidokoro"
"Pon ni Pon" and "Choro"
"Izumoya" and "Izumoya"
Wow!
That brings back memories!
Everyone listens to it!
They do.
This is it.
"Ai demasu" right?
Ai demasu
It's being played!
I'm happy!
Enjoy the many famous songs you listened to as a kid
"Kigatsukeba" for 30 minutes
That's amazing!
There are about 80 more songs, but please go ahead.
We're a little sad.
I hope you'll stop doing that.
How about this -
The producer has asked me a little...
to make a jingle of this show.
Really?
Yes.
A musical instrument?
We don't need a piano or anything like that.
Oh really?
Yes.
We've brought our own melos.
Please stand up, if you can play or use any musical instruments.
First of all, Mr. Hamada will sing...
Downtown Gaki no Tsukkaiya Arahende
Wow! You are the best!
Well, now I'd like to do various things with the piano.
Please have a seat.
No, this is...
Let's go.
It was good.
Downtown Gaki no Tsukkaiya Arahende
You've been playing it for a long time.
It's an important song.