AISubs v3.4
Next time, I'll be reporting on Yama-chan's prank on how to bring in Hosei Yabasaki!
You should've used more sanitizers.
You weren't coming out!
I was going to come out, but...
Only kind mothers come out.
I don't know how to bring it in.
What's wrong?
You haven't been pranking me lately, have you?
I'm not that old anymore.
You're already a veteran.
No, you're not a veteran.
If you prank me, it'll be really funny, right?
Really.
Who's saying it?
Aya, Aya, Aya.
In the world of teachers, there's only Aya.
In the world of Yama-chan, it's all Aya.
Really?
In my world, it's only my family.
So today, I'd like you to see how good I am at pranking.
You know how good you are at pranking, right?
Well, I know how good you are.
And on top of that, you say it's funny.
This is a prank?
I won't let it be a bad thing.
It's really okay.
I'm glad you saw it, brothers.
Who is it?
Who is Shindo?
Why?
Wow, wait a minute, I'm excited.
- Right? - I'm excited, too.
- Right? - I'm excited.
Your nose hair is coming out a lot.
What's wrong?
- Has it already started? - Wow, wow, wow.
- It's true. - Has the prank already started?
It's a prank.
Don't put it on your chest. Put it on the tip of a beetle's foot.
- It's a face prank. - It's a prank.
Okay, let's go.
What do you mean, "let's go"?
Let's choose a topic for a prank.
- Oh, for that... - There are nine topics.
- Okay.
Can I choose one? Okay, number one!
- Let's go with number one! - Okay!
- It's a face prank. - Wow, wow, wow.
- This is a big hit. - It's a big hit.
- Comedians get pranked a lot. - Comedians get pranked a lot.
- That's right. - Like Maho-chan.
I see.
(The next day)
Good morning.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Excuse me.
- From today, one new member of AD will join us. - Oh, is that so? - Yes.
- Could you introduce yourself? - AD? - Yes, yes.
- It's been a while. - Yes.
- Come in for a second. - It's been a while. - It's been a while, hasn't it? - Yes.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Please introduce yourself.
I'm Hojo, and I'll be joining you as AD from today. Thank you for having me.
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
I'll go clean up the magazine. Excuse me.
Oh, this one.
Oh, I'm sorry.
(inaudible)
Ah, I'm sorry. Yes.
Can you get me a cup of coffee?
Ah, yes.
Here you are.
Can you see the white one?
I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
Kojiro.
Yes.
There is a costume over there.
Oh.
Please put it there for a moment.
Yes. I got it.
Please.
Wow.
It looks like you a lot.
Hey, you. You've been staring at me for a while now, haven't you?
Huh? No.
If you want to stare at me that much, then stare at me as much as you like!
Stare at me as much as you like! Stare at me as much as you like!
No way!
Huh?
No way!
Huh?
It said it was a prank, didn't it?
It did say that.
No way!
What's wrong?
I thought it was strange!
No, it's strange.
I thought it was strange!
No, it's strange.
It's strange, isn't it?
It came out.
Did you notice? I was doing this in the middle of it.
Oh, you were doing it.
This is a really funny part.
How was it? Looking at it now, it smelled like a play, didn't it?
It smelled like a play, didn't it?
It smelled like a play!
Huh?
Well, it happens like this often, doesn't it?
It happens like this, doesn't it?
It's hard to die.
It's hard.
OK!
It's a prank!
What are you doing?
Well, I was doing it, but...
Huh?
It's a little scary like this.
Oh, you're doing it.
If you do something like that, call me and tell me.
Right?
That's right.
Right?
That's right. It's a little scary.
Well, but...
Stay a little longer.
What is it?
Huh?
Oh, you scared me.
It's like...
I think it's an onrento.
It's like this.
What?
I heard something.
What?
I heard a "don don" sound.
It's not by chance, is it?
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
It's a porter.
Wait a minute.
Don't think too much about it.
Shut up.
The box of tissues moved.
Really?
Really, really.
I'm scared.
What?
I'm scared.
No, no, no.
I'm scared.
It's okay.
Because it moved.
Wait a minute.
Don't do that.
Wait a minute.
Don't do that.
Wait a minute.
Don't do that.
Ah!
Oh my gosh.
I can't stand the phrase "I'm scared" anymore.
What does "I'm scared" mean?
Yes.
What?
What does it mean?
I'm scared.
You know that, don't you?
You know that my feelings are changing, don't you?
You know that, don't you?
We didn't react to the prank at all.
We didn't.
We didn't react to the prank at all.
We didn't.
We didn't react to the prank at all.
We wanted to see how you felt.
Sorry.
How do you feel now?
Now?
If it was like this, it would be amazing.
I'm surprised you rejected it.
Excuse me.
Something came up.
I have a stomachache.
Really?
Excuse me.
I'm going to go get a nosebleed.
Which is worse, a stomachache or a nosebleed?
Wow.
You're a Daikon master.
You're amazing.
That's right.
You shouldn't look at my license like that.
I'm serious.
I can't learn.
I've been here for ten years, but it's my first time having a conversation like that.
You're a bad person.
You're always positive about everything.
That's right.
You're always positive about everything.
An app book.
I think this is difficult.
You don't know what "com" means.
That's right.
This is it.
I feel sick.
Are you okay?
Yes.
I'm glad you're okay.
I've been putting up with it for a while.
Hey!
I thought I dropped something!
Did you exercise?
No, I didn't exercise.
You didn't exercise, did you?
I didn't hear you.
What's wrong?
It's like a box.
Is it normal for a box to make such a noise?
It came out.
Can you do it again?
Number three!
- Well, this is also... - Yes, it is!
This entertainer may be the most famous entertainer in the past.
Let's meet him!
I'm coming in!
Huh?
- Hey, bro! - Yeah?
- Isn't that Hamamoto Matsumoto? - Yeah!
- I've seen you on TV! - Can you do it again? - No, I can't!
- Hey, can you do it again? - Hey!
- No, I'm sorry.
- Please! - Just do it!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - What's with you?
- I'm sorry! I'm in a meeting right now! - You're so cheeky!
- I'm in trouble! I'm sorry! - Who are you?!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - What's with you?!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - Get off me!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - That's enough!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - Hey, that's!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
Rubber! It's rubber!
Heart attack!
It's rubber!
Why?!
- Damn you! - Hey, stand up!
- Stand up! - I'll punch you!
- It's rubber! - Huh? - It's rubber!
(crying)
If you feel the same way, I'll give you this!
No! No!
Are you ready?
No! No!
Are you ready?
No!
Blue!
No!
Blue!
No!
What?
What?!
I told you!
Why did you do that?!
That's the most important part!
What is this?!
There's no reaction that I knew it was a prank!
Well, then...
This kind of thing...
What is it?!
How was it?
What?!
How was it?
Hey, where are you going?!
What?!
Hey, did you take it off?!
I'm sorry...
There's no reaction at all!
Now's the time!
I was just embarrassed!
What are you doing?!
I was embarrassed like a girl!
What are you doing?!
Here!
I'm sorry...
Number 7!
Even though it's too late...
Even though it's too old...
Anyway...
Yes!
I'll say it for you, Hamada-san!
Please show me your reaction after you know it's a prank!
I've been saying it all along, Hamada-san!
I've been saying it since the beginning...
It might be cut out, but I've said it four times!
I see...
I got too into it!
That happens sometimes...
It's fine if it's cut out!
It's a prank after all!
GORILLA!
Hamada-san...
Yes?
GORILLA!
It didn't come out.
It came out now.
What is it?
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
The way you surprised me this time wasn't bad.
It was novel.
You said my partner's name.
It was novel.
You said "gorilla".
I thought it was good this time.
I thought, "Oh, I see."
I thought you were a professional.
After that...
Ouch.
What is it?
I don't feel well.
I don't know why.
Once I'm down, I can't get up.
You should have told me.
I shouldn't have let you have it.
(clears throat)
(sighs)
Ah...
Are you okay?
Yes, if only I could do something...
That's right.
If only I could do something...
I've calmed down.
You're weak at first, aren't you?
That's right.
I'm really sorry.
You haven't done anything!
(laughs)
You haven't done anything!
(laughs)
You're weak at first, aren't you?
(laughs)
You haven't done anything!
Ah...
It's been a while since I've done something like this.
(laughs)
Ah...
Excuse me.
Earlier, there was a threat of a dimensional bomb being dropped from a series of bombs.
Could you please look around you?
Yes, we can.
Please look for anything suspicious.
Please look.
Underneath, or anywhere.
Please look.
Ah, excuse me.
Who is this?
Where did you put it?
This is a big piece of junk.
To your neck, to your neck.
Excuse me.
Could you please open it?
Who put it here?
Could you please open it?
Please open it.
Here? Can I open it here?
Yes, yes.
This is it.
Ah!
Hey, seriously!
I knew it!
What is it?
This!
Hey!
Hey, you!
You, with the blood bomb!
You! You there!
This! This! This!
Now!
51 seconds!
No! 47 seconds!
No! No! I don't want it!
No! I don't want it!
Wait!
Let's end this! Let's end this!
What?
40 seconds!
No! No!
I don't want it!
No!
Wait!
No! 35 seconds!
Hurry up!
I'll do it!
That's how it is!
What's up?
I know you're nervous, but do you do it right away?
I'll do it.
I had 6 dynamites.
I didn't like doing it like this.
Now I'm really calm.
Hey, someone do it!
How difficult is it?
But it's the other way around. You can do it yourself, and if you can't do it, someone else will do it for you.
Masumoto-san, please do it.
What are you doing?
Do the dimension bomb!
What?!
Dimension bomb is...
Dimension bomb!
Your voice is too loud.
My voice will be like this, too.
Dimension bomb! Please prepare it!
This requires a lot of energy.
You might need two bananas.
You need calories.
Don't use this!
I understand.
Dimension bomb!
Excuse me! There is a dimension bomb in this room.
What? Really?
Everyone, please look it up!
No, no, no!
Everyone, please look it up!
Ah! What's wrong?
Ah!
Who is it?
It's scary!
Please open it!
Open it?
Ah!
Ah! This is bad!
This is bad!
It's bad!
Ah!
There is something!
Please open it!
It's scary!
It's not!
Please open it!
I'm unemployed!
40 seconds!
This is bad!
It's exploding! It's exploding!
Ah! 34 seconds!
This is against your will!
Cut it! Cut it! Cut it!
Please cut it!
Cut it!
Yes!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
94 seconds!
Cut it! Cut it!
Is it 11 seconds?!
45 seconds!
I'm scared!
Cut it! Cut it!
What are you doing?!
Ahhhhhhh!
2...
1...
Cut it!
I can't do it...
This is...
My voice came out a lot!
Your voice came out a lot!
I'm embarrassed!
Someone please do it for me!
I don't like voice acting!
Since you're doing it...
Someone please do it for me!
Mr. Onuma...
I see!
You have to think that your voice really came out!
If you think that someone else's voice will come in...
You probably won't be able to overcome this!
Let's do it one more time!
Just one more time!
Seriously?!
It's cold!