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Hiemoto, Katsura, Hatsan, Tataite, Kabutte, Jankenpon's entertainment world number one final battle!
16 comedians will battle it out in the tournament without making a fool of themselves!
One, two...
Tataite, Kabutte, Jankenpon, come on!
Last time, in the first round of the preliminary round,
the tough guys who showed their skills in a high- level match that exceeded expectations won and raised the spirits!
And tonight, finally, the strongest comedians in TKJ will be decided!
As you can see, eight of them were able to survive.
The first match of the preliminary round is...
My wife, Micty.
Tataite, Kabutte, Jankenpon!
Shouji, who dedicated his love and horse to his idol's wife.
As for...
Paranishi, who won the first round with the power of a gorilla!
Shouji versus Paranishi!
Let's have a match!
The first match of the preliminary round is...
Shouji versus Paranishi!
The second round!
Let's have a match!
All right!
Let's have a match! Let's have a match!
Let's have a match!
Yes, yes, let's have a match!
You only said "rock-paper-scissors" and "let's have a match", didn't you?
That's right.
Why didn't you say it?
I didn't say it.
Why didn't you say it?
I said it in my heart.
I knew it.
You're an idiot.
You know, he's an idiot.
He looks like an idiot, doesn't he?
Hey, Matsumoto-san! Look at this!
You're underestimating me!
What are you talking about?
You're underestimating me!
The next challenger to advance to the semi-final is COCADO.
If I eat this, I won't be able to get out of the bathroom until 7 in the morning.
It's within a hundred. It's within a hundred.
The opponent is TAKEYAMA, who has used devil's curry and devil's power.
COCADO VS TAKEYAMA.
Will they have a serious match?
The second match of the semi-final is COCADO VS TAKEYAMA.
TAKEYAMA! TAKEYAMA! Put some gasoline in it!
Put some gasoline in it! Put some gasoline in it!
It's increasing!
What is it?
It's increasing!
It's impossible! It's impossible!
Please say "stop" in a good place.
Please let me say it!
It's okay.
Please say it!
Please put some gasoline in your food.
It's okay!
Matsumoto-san, please look at it!
It's not a shortcut!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stopping!
OK, stop!
Wow, scary, scary, scary, scary!
Scary, scary!
OK, you put in gasoline!
You can win with this, Tamikita-san!
Wow, scary!
You're greedy!
You're greedy! Really!
What is gasoline, Tamikita-san?!
Then let's look it up on Yahoo! Wisdom Bag!
He's a Karagami!
Let's do it one last time!
He's shaking!
Now we're on fire!
Tanahashi!
Attack!
Is he going to win?
Game start!
First of all, I'll break it. Rock-paper-scissors!
Gendarme!
Gokan!
Okay, Takiyama, I can't help you. Put it in the gas.
No!
It's over. Put it in the gas. It's over. Go home. Go home.
I can go home!
If you eat this, you can go home.
I put it in the gas and lost.
It's okay. It's okay.
I'll help you.
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
It hurts!
Next, the third match of the semi-final is...
I can't see.
Wait a minute!
The sandwich that advanced to the semi-final with only runes is...
Date!
The opponent is...
Haraichi and Sawabe, who gave guidance to their seniors at the office.
It's like a panda's baby won.
Panda's baby?
Date vs. Sawabe. What will happen?
All-time champion, third match!
Sawabe vs. Date!
Yes!
Second round!
Let's do it!
Set!
Now, this "doors in" is also about the same.
Yes, it is.
It's decided.
It's a cover.
Match, start!
Set!
All-time champion, third match!
Sawabe!
What is it?
I was a little surprised.
What was that?
I wonder what it is.
Let's take a look at it.
It went in beautifully, didn't it?
Yes, it did.
Ah, I see.
It's definitely slow.
Wonderful!
Panda's baby.
Yes!
If it's Panda's baby, there should be more, right?
Next up...
I'm here to cheer for you, Tsukacchan.
Tsukacchan?
Tsukacchan...
It's fine if you don't cheer for me on TV.
No, no.
I can do it alone.
Um...
I'm here to cheer for you.
Say it!
With his partner's passionate support,
Tsukacchi, the drunk dragon, has won the match!
The title is...
The title that Panda-san gave to his girlfriend is...
This one.
"Let's have a lot of fun," she said.
Her face has gone crazy!
Are you sure this is the mail Endo-san sent you?
Yes, it is.
A card clip!
Endo showed a difference of 100% in heart and skill.
Tsukaji vs Endo. Who will win?
Jujutsu Kaisen 4th Match, Tsukaji vs Endo!
Yes!
Don't show mercy!
Thank you!
The first match!
Takeyama has already lost.
Yes, he has.
I wonder how Endo is doing.
Go, Tsukacchan!
His voice is so small!
Go, Tsukacchan!
When we have a break, we all go up.
Don't show mercy!
Let's have a rematch!
Let the match begin!
One, two...
Endo has won!
Tsukaji, how was it?
You have such a strong spirit!
When I saw you from this distance, you were this big!
I see. I didn't know you were standing there.
Tsukaji, you lost, Suzuki!
What a shame!
What are you talking about?
You should be ashamed of yourself!
You should be ashamed of yourself for not winning anything!
Don't come here again!
TKJ Grand Prix semi-final first match is...
Haranishi vs Kokado! The battle of the century is about to begin!
Semi-final first match! Haranishi vs Kokado!
Second round!
Go for it!
Of course, I'm conscious of winning.
As long as you come this far.
Then, the match begins!
One, two!
Go for it!
Of course!
He's used to an opponent.
Right, now.
One, two!
Go for it!
One, two!
Go for it!
One, two!
Go for it!
Of course!
Nishi lost!
Isn't that frustrating?
I think it's more frustrating for you.
Did you really lose?
MESCOLINA!
I've been calling for you.
I've been calling for you for a while now.
You're like a substitute for Migiti.
I'm sorry.
SAWABE vs. ENDO.
The winner of the final match is...
The semi-final!
The second match!
SAWABE vs. ENDO!
Go for it!
Look at his face.
He's holding back.
Go for it!
The match begins!
Go for it!
He's fast!
Go for it!
He's fast!
Go for it!
It's a tie.
They're tied now.
Why do you have that face?
You don't even want to win.
I think that's why you're so strong.
Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it!
It's finally over.
It was great.
I was worried about last year, but it's over now.
Let's look at it now and later.
It was a close match.
It's not going to happen again.
It's too soon.
Congratulations!
The final match will be decided by the two of them!
It's finally the final match!
Cocado vs Endo!
Everyone, it's finally the final match.
I can't believe it.
It's amazing that it's been two years.
I feel like I'm getting better and better.
The winner of this final match will be the Japanese player.
Cocado, how do you feel?
I've come this far, so I'll do my best.
Who told you that?
I'm an adult, so I know what's going on.
There's a lot of things going on.
Endo vs Cocado.
It's a two-sided match.
I'm going to eliminate Cocado.
I think I'm a little drunk already.
I think I'm about to get drunk.
Cocado, be conscious of yourself.
Be conscious of yourself.
Well, Indogo-sensei, you're amazing.
Well, let's get started.
Referee, please!
Japanese players.
Yes.
To each other!
Please!
Thank you!
Both players, stand in the center!
First of all, which one will win?
Yes.
Then, final match!
Match!
Start!
To each other!
Please!
Referee, please!
To each other!
That was a big one.
Referee, please!
To each other!
Awesome!
Let's do it again.
Ready, go!
- That's right! - On the contrary, he was rejected!
- He was rejected! - But it's that face!
- That was terrible. - But that feeling of "avoid it"... - Yes?
- It's like that salaryman's weekly news.
- Coca-Cola reach! - Yes! - There's no trace of it, Endo-shouzou. - Then, we'll resume.
- Ready, set... - Ta-ra-ri-ra-bu-cha-ka-hai!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- This is a great match! - This is a great match, guys!
- It is already 1-to-1. The winner will decide the next round. - That's right.
- Do you accept it? - Yes.
- Ready, set... - Ta-ra-ri-ra-bu-cha-ka-hai! - Thank you!
- Ready, set... - Ta-ra-ri-ra-bu-cha-ka-hai!
- Wait! Ready, set... - Ta-ra-ri-ra-bu-cha-ka-hai!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Calm down! Calm down!
It's not shaking! It's not shaking!
Calm down a little.
Let me take a deep breath.
Yes, yes, yes. Take a deep breath.
Yes.
I've been beaten up a little.
Now, let's do it!
One, two!
Good game! Good game!
This is a good game.
It's fun.
It's over.
Rock-paper-scissors is really annoying.
I've been beaten up a lot.
With the victory of rock-paper-scissors.
Now, let's do it again!
Yes.
One, two!
Rock-paper-scissors!
One, two!
Rock-paper-scissors!
It was a great final match.
It was great.
Kokado won in the end.
Kokado is good at rock-paper-scissors, too.
He's really good at it.
Is there such an ending?
It was really good in the middle, but in the end it was terrible.
Kokado, remove me as you like!
Kokado, it was great.
Let's have Tsunagi say a word at the end.
What did you think of today's match?
It was fun.
If you were Kei, wouldn't you call him "master"?
If you were me, wouldn't you call me "master"?
But you are "master" now.
"Master" Matsumoto, "master" Hamada...
I don't know who said it.
Also, "master" Kin-chan...
I want it!
Can you call me "master" Gensui?
"Master" Gensui?
"Master" Gensui...
"Knight"?
It sounds like "night" here.
It really does look like "night".
Isn't there something we can do?
"Planner"?
"Planner" is fine, isn't it?
That's really weak!
If you don't have a plan, you're done for!
Go in!
Maro? That sounds stupid.
- Maro? - That's stupid.
If you say Maro, I'll say Maro.
- Maro... - His character hasn't changed.
Then what should I do with Maro?
Massachusetts is cool, isn't it?
- Massachusetts is... - It sounds smart, doesn't it?
- It's exciting.
- Isn't Prelude good? - Prelude...
- Seta and I are ambassadors. - Indian employees.
- Indian employees are ambassadors. - Indian employees...
- I want to add some poison and wickedness to my character. - I see.
- Like a mean old man? - Like a mean old man.
- Like a spicy one? - Like a spicy one.
- Like a spicy one? - Yes, like that.
- Spicy. - Spicy.
- Spicy is good, too. - Spicy.
- What's spicy about today?
What's spicy about today?
- Spicy. - Spicy.
- I think Maro and Tamago are good. - But...
- If we get used to it... - That's what you mean, right?
- That's what I think. - Spicy.
- How is it?
- It's like that, but it's a little spicy. - It's spicy.
Matsumoto-san is spicy and Tamago-san is sweet.
- Fruity? - Fruity?
Spicy and fruity.
- Fruity? - Fruity?
- Someone has to say "sutto" like this. - Yes, yes.
- I said "sutto" like this. - That's right, that's right.
The first one is difficult.
Someone has to say "sutto" at some timing.
The other day, I happened to see the first episode of "Taiyo ni Hoeru" on BS or something like that.
A commercial came out and it said "macaroni cage".
I said "you look like a macaroni westerner".
The next day, Ishihara Yujiro said "hey, macaroni".
"Oh, you go like this".
So, Ishihara Yujiro-like people like Nakao Akira- san said "yo, fruity".
"Oh, fruity"?
And everyone kept saying "fruity, fruity".
There's "fruity" in there.
- But it's not bad, right? - Of course.
We can't decide today, but let's decide.
Are you going to recruit?
- Let's recruit for now. - For now.
- I see. - What do you think?
- All of us. - All of us?
- All five of you. - All of us.
"Gaki no Tsukai" is recruiting members who are as good as "Taisho" and "Tono".
Please apply for "hoeru".