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Iemoto vs Katsura. Rock-paper-scissors to decide who goes first!
16 contestants will battle it out in the tournament!
My wife is a mixtape.
Last time, the two contestants who had talent in common lost to Shouji.
Next up is the second match!
Gorilla Karanishi, who won the first round against Shinkai-gyu, has eliminated Anga Tanaka!
And now, rock-paper-scissors to decide who goes first!
Who will be the last one to laugh at DKJ's punch?!
Yamazaki vs. Takeyama. Pizza battle!
These two...
Takeyama won first place last time.
That's right.
We'll see how much Yamazaki can fight.
That's right.
I also did kendo.
You say that a lot, but did you really do it?
I did, I did.
What did you do?
One punch.
One punch, but a stronger one.
I don't like that kind of thing.
I don't want to be caught up in that.
You're angry, aren't you?
No, I don't like that kind of thing.
You don't know.
But if you look at it like this, Takeyama has room to spare.
I'm the only enemy here.
I see.
I'm sorry to say this, but you're in my way.
You're in my way.
It's annoying to wait for you for such a long time.
I see.
It wasn't that long!
It was a long time.
Now, let's hear from both fighters.
Yes, first of all, Yamazaki has been training for this tournament.
This is a frying pan.
Are you serious?
A pound page and an apple.
I don't know what you're talking about.
First of all, a pound page.
This is a pound page.
It's a genuine pound page.
You can do it like you broke it with force.
I don't want you to look at it.
Please look at it for now.
Let's do it.
I'm sorry.
What do you think of this? It's not funny, is it?
What about apples?
Can I have one of them? Or double?
Double?
Yes.
I haven't asked you what you're going to do with it.
I'm going to crush it.
Let's do it.
I'm counting on you.
Hello, I'm Takeyama.
I've been saying a lot of things to my opponent lately and I'm good at causing damage.
I've been doing internet radio for about seven years with Hosei.
One day, my staff came to me and said, "I don't want you to do it."
But Hosei said, "I'll never quit."
But I haven't recorded it yet.
I haven't asked you.
So you're trying to get me to quit with all kinds of means, aren't you?
But I've said many times, "I won't quit!"
I don't know if I can do this.
Takeyama, crush Washington.
Takeyama, put gasoline in it.
Takeyama, put gasoline in it and crush Washington.
It doesn't look good.
It doesn't look good, so I've prepared curry for you.
Thank you.
It's 80 times spicier curry.
I've prepared 100 times spicier curry for you.
Thank you.
If I eat this, I won't be able to leave the bathroom until 7 in the morning.
I'm a little scared of the first bite, but...
I'm used to it. Let's do it again.
It's 100 times spicier.
It's spicy curry and I'm used to it.
I'm used to it.
You're in the ring now.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Get in the ring!
Get in!
Let's start!
Let's go!
Get in!
Let's start!
Get in!
Let's start!
Get in!
Let's start!
Get in!
It was too late.
We should praise Takeyama, shouldn't we?
Every round, I use a lot of my muscles.
Even if I laugh, I can't hold my arms.
Well, the audience hasn't laughed yet.
Four games in the second half of the first round.
On stand-by...
The man who broke a board in the previous game...
Ouch!
What about the water you drank last time?
Yes, I drank milk.
But gasoline works, doesn't it?
That's right.
It's wonderful, isn't it?
Yes.
It's good, isn't it?
The 11-year-old Watanabe enters...
The same-age confrontation!
OK, Raises!
Yes!
Please give us some information.
There's something you really want to say.
I'd like to hear it.
OK, Raises!
I respect Shoin Yoshida sensei.
What are you talking about?
Have you lost your mind?
Yes.
Let's say I'm Shoin sensei in this fight.
Then who is he?
You're rude to Shoin sensei.
First of all, I don't know what you're talking about!
You!
First of all, I don't like Shoin Yoshida sensei!
Are you going to fight Shoin sensei?
I don't want this to be a match.
Don't you have anything you want to do?
Before the match, I want to do something.
Of course you should do it.
I'm gathering my colleagues and forming a big group.
I haven't said a word about it.
Do you want to join us?
Do you think it's okay for me to say it?
Before the match, can I ask you for an interview?
Where are you from?
I'm from Saitama.
I'm from here.
Shoin sensei, but I'm from Choshu.
I like Michael Jordan.
So you're from America?
You're black-handed.
Do you agree or disagree?
If things get better in Japan, I agree.
I'm sorry.
I don't like this unique world anymore.
If you say yes, you'll be fired by judge Takasugi.
If you disagree, you're black-handed.
Black-handed?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Team Joetsu!
Chakuseki!
Shite!
Start!
One, two...
Tataetsu Kabutti Jankenpoi!
One, two...
Tataetsu Kabutti Jankenpoi!
Aikun Show! Aikun Show! Aikun Show! Aikun Show! Aikun Show!
11.
I thought I lost.
What are you doing?
What do you think you're doing?
11.
I'm mad I didn't win.
Tataitekabutti jankenpoi!
What's up with you, man?
It didn't work at all.
In the end, the panda's baby won.
What are you going to do with the panda's baby?
Who told you to do that, big man?
Hey, Sabe.
Yes?
I'm going to tell Shoin-sensei.
What's that supposed to mean?
Don't get excited.
Sensei will be happy, too.
When someone like you comes.
What kind of last scene is that?
Kinoshita vs. Date.
Kinoshita is full of confidence.
I have a special skill for you.
Do you know "shinken shiragadori"?
Yes, of course.
I can do that.
Really?
It might be advantageous for you in this fight.
Moreover, you have to turn around and stop him without looking at him.
Can you show me how you do it?
It would be amazing if you could do it.
Can you say "OK"?
Yes.
From behind.
Can you say "OK"?
I'll do it as it is.
OK.
Can you say "NO"?
Yes.
What's wrong with you?
Say something, idiot.
NO!
Turn around!
He's been doing that for a while.
Ya! Ah! Ya! Ah!
It's not "ya"! It's "ya" only!
This has nothing to do with the agency!
Yes, I'm sorry.
It has nothing to do with the man.
I'm sorry.
Ya!
Yah! Aye!
He's been doing that for a while.
I see!
He's been doing that for a while.
Yes.
Thank you.
On the other hand, Date-sensei...
Yes!
According to the staff's information,
when you discuss what you will do in this demonstration part,
you may come up with an idea, or you may be a little depressed...
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I'm not depressed at all.
Tension is important, isn't it, TKJ?
I've prepared something for you.
You're talking about gasoline, aren't you?
Yes!
Please show us!
Date-sensei, don't run away!
I'll watch you!
You really look like this!
I've said it many times...
What? What? What?
Jarambe! Jarambe!
Run away!
Wait a minute!
Put your tongue in!
Put it in!
Don't hit me!
You're like a rat.
It's expensive. It's expensive, isn't it? It's expensive.
I'm tired of this. I'm tired of this.
No, it's not. It stinks.
Don't hit me!
Now, let's start the game.
All right! Don't hit me!
Yoshika!
I'm going to continue like this.
I think you want to make a lot of noise now.
Start the game!
One, two...
Don't hit me!
Rock-paper-scissors!
What are you doing?
If you lose, Mr. Tanigawa will cut you off.
Let's look at it slowly.
Yes.
It ended too lightly.
Yes.
It's wrong. It's wrong.
What is this?
It's getting out of hand.
Tsukaji vs. Tanaka.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Tsukaji!
Tsukaji uses his partner, Suzuki, as a force.
Tsukaji vs. Suzuki!
Isn't this a pretty good match?
What will happen?
When Tsukaji came down, Suzuki was already...
Yes.
I don't know what you're talking about.
By the way, I totally forgot about it.
Did you really forget about it?
I see.
What's wrong?
No, I didn't say anything big.
First of all, it seems that Tsukaji is confident in his reflexes and judgment, which are advantageous for this matchup.
What do you think about it?
Tsukaji...
If you could say one word of those 50 words...
What?
50 words?
50 words of those 50 words?
What are you talking about?
If you could say one word of those 50 words...
I will immediately answer the kind words that start with those 50 words.
If this is true, it's amazing.
Then, Matsumoto-san, what are those 50 words?
"Re"...
"ren" "raku" "wa" "toru" "beki".
I'm a bit serious but...
Continue, and I'll tell you.
Um... "to"!
"To".
"Um...to"?
"Um", "to"...you usually skip "to", don't you?
"To", "to", "to"
Okay, "to"!
Special skills should be utilized.
Ah, you're so kind!
Kind...
I've just noticed something, but...
Isn't it too easy?
That's all for now!
Now, this is Tanaka-sensei, but like last time, in order to gather episodes,
the staff used information to carry out a questionnaire, so we'd like to report on that.
First of all, Kokoriko Ougon Densetsu Director- san, nothing in particular.
Tomidase Science Academy Producer, nothing in particular.
Online program Yoshirogu's writer-san, nothing in particular, I'm sorry.
Yoshigo!
Now, we've just received a comment from a talent, but...
Please read it.
Excuse me, Shogotan!
Shogotan, who is also an MC at Tomidase Science Academy.
When I talk about my favorite shark, something like a shark comes flying at me with excitement.
Yoshigo!
Nothing in particular, please!
Set!
OK, the set is...
OK, start the match!
One, two...
Tataite Kabutte Angel!
TSUKASHI!
This is... Tadaka-kun's "take-it-home-and-lose-it- game", isn't it?
That was too cruel!
You lost, didn't you?
Wow!
I ran away, but you ran away too!
You ran away too far, and now you're together!
Fujita vs Endo! What will happen in this serious match?!
As Endo, who won last time, is our opponent, Fujita is very motivated.
However, we have a message of support from his partner, Omura.
Please read it for us.
To Fujita,
Congratulations on making it to the TKJ.
Thank you.
If I may say it like you,
this tournament is extraordinary,
so I'd like you to remember the name of Total Ten Boss.
If I may say it like you,
there's been a case of cheating with a local cab driver and getting caught by his wife for some reason.
Wait a minute!
When I looked into it,
every time the cab driver met you,
it turned out that he was uploading that scene to his blog.
You're stupid!
Fujita,
at a time like this,
I want you to do your best!
I can't do my best!
What is this?!
I can't do it!
Is it true or false?!
It's all true!
You're an heir, right?
Yes.
Are you okay with having children of your own?
Who's "children of their own"?!
They're children of their parents, right?
They're not "children of their own"?!
They're not "daughter of their own"?!
Do I have to do it in a situation like this?!
Well, your wife and children of their own are rooting for you.
They're not "wife of their own"?!
My wife and children of their own are not "children of their own"?!
Now, and finally!
Yes!
Total Champion Shouzo Endo.
According to staff information,
during this demonstration,
when we were discussing what we should do,
what came up was,
after we took off our clothes,
"there was a sign with "muscle" written on it."
That was the idea.
Endo-san, is that true?
Yes, it's not wrong.
I'm embarrassed!
You're not embarrassed!
Your heart is strong!
Look at you! You're so arrogant!
You're not embarrassed!
You're so arrogant!
The staff was worried.
Well, that's not good.
As a result of the meeting,
we decided,
that instead of laughing at the end of the year,
we had to send an e-mail
that Endo-san had sent
to the general woman
that Endo-san had seduced.
Inoue-san.
Yes?
What is that?
Well...
By the way...
What is that?!
It's a picture of Endo-san.
Yes, it's a picture of Endo-san.
This is it.
Is it the role of Wintress-san?
Yes, yes, yes.
And just after this e-mail,
Endo-san sent it to her.
Here is the e-mail.
Thank you for your hard work.
If you have a boyfriend,
tell me you do.
This face says,
Misaki-sa-chan is M.
Should I make a lot of jokes?
How about this one?
You're the worst!
Your face has gone crazy!
Is this the mail that Endo-san sent you?
Yes, it is.
Cartoon!
That's strong!
This is Misaki-chan and Miso?
That's right. I sent this mail by mistake.
The name is strange.
Maybe in the mail...
Ah, that's a far-fetched line.
Yes, in the mail I tried to write 'Misaki-chan,'
but when I wrote 'M,'
first, a woman named 'Misaki'...
I see!
came up with a prediction.
The woman before 'M' came up.
Yes!
Is it true that there is also a woman
named 'Misaki-san'?
That's right, but is there something?
This is the champion's big picture!
He's trying to ridicule me.
I won't say it, ridicule!
If you try to say 'C,'
can you say 'ridicule?'
Alright! Let's do it!
There's no way I'm winning.
Look at him. He's not doing anything.
Wonderful!
He's like Nohuruzo.
Nohuruzo.
I think I'm going to be sucked in.
Let the match begin!
One, two...
Tadai, Takamatsu, rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Tadai, Takamatsu, rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Tadai, Takamatsu, rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Tadai, Takamatsu, rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Tadai, Takamatsu, rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Tadai, Takamatsu, rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Tadai, Takamatsu, rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Tadai, Takamatsu, rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Tadai, Takamatsu, rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Tadai, Takamatsu, rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Tadai, Takamatsu, rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Rock, paper, scissors!
I can't believe it. I didn't have a chance to scale it up.
You've been losing before you started.
It's ridiculous.
Alright, let's keep going!
The eight fighters fighting for the semi-final are decided!
Next week!
TKJ's final show!
A monster's attack continues from afar!
Endo, who has been battling for a woman's relationship, is defeated!
And finally, the second champion is decided!