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There is an ultimate serious battle that has been passed down in the entertainment world since ancient times.
Wear it! Wear it! Rock-paper-scissors!
I will avenge several entertainers.
The father of that generation is the living genius of comedy world, Mr. Katsura!
As it has been shown...
One-hit-kill!
Tonight, the men will take back what they have taken!
Angels, welcome!
Woo! Yeah!
Push! Push harder!
Yeah!
The No. 1 deciding match, TKJ Grand Prix will be held!
There are only two rounds, everyone.
Without M-1, entertainers have nowhere to stand.
It's TKJ.
I think you know, but please explain the rules.
Rock-paper-scissors, hit or cover, please!
We did it for the second time last year, but I don't remember much of it.
When we were introduced one by one, we could see the difference in popularity.
Wait a minute, everyone!
I've seen someone sitting over there.
It's you!
It's you! It's you!
What are you doing?
I'm here to cheer for you, Tsukacchan.
Tsukacchan...
It's fine if you cheer for me on TV.
You can do it by yourself!
I'm here to cheer for you.
Say it!
What are you talking about?
It's nothing special, but I'm here to cheer for you.
Are you playing Doraemon?
Stop it!
Well...
Tsukacchan...
We don't have much time.
It's fine if you cheer for me on TV.
The show is about to start.
The judge is...
Let me introduce you.
TSUKACCHAN
Nice to meet you.
What did you do last time?
You two were not good.
You didn't follow the rules.
Ready...
Three...
You didn't follow the rules at first.
Are you going to follow the rules again?
Are you going to follow the rules?
Is there a 2011 edition?
It's been improved.
I'd like to warn you.
There's a new edition of chapter 28.
If you show a victory dance based on Jay Leaguer,
you'll lose the victory depending on how slippery it is.
You can't just win.
There's a possibility of losing.
As long as it's not slippery.
Are you ready?
Here is the match card.
This is a tournament match.
Last time, the winner was Endo and the runner up was Takeyama.
They didn't make it to the finals.
It's not like we're fascists.
We're going to fight more and more.
15 minutes.
I don't need that kind of reaction.
Fujimoto vs. Shogi.
Let's fight!
They're cute.
They're called "wife murder entertainers".
That's right.
That's how they get their jobs.
Fujimoto is surprisingly sexless.
No, no, no...
Every night!
You can't see it from here.
There's a license for Ringlimiter.
Please tell us more about it.
This match is between an entertainer and a happy couple who have an idol and a model as their wives.
I'd like to hear about it.
How about you, Kuno?
It's a happy couple, right?
To be frank, I'm happier than my wife.
Oh, really?
At this point, it's a tie.
But my wife is...
...micty.
What are you talking about?
Why are you laughing?
What are you talking about?
Why are you laughing?
What's going on?
You're talking nonsense.
What are you talking about?
My wife...
...is getting a lot of support from homosexuals.
How much support does she get?
Wait a minute.
How much support does she get from homosexuals?
Wait a minute.
My wife...
...micty.
It's a tie.
What's going on?
My wife...
...is a great cook.
To be frank.
Did you eat it?
Did you eat the tomato chicken stew?
It's so soft.
Did you eat the rucola plate that micty made?
I'm sorry.
It's fashionable.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
I'm waiting for your salad.
Are you kidding me?
As for me, you two are wearing raincoats.
No, no, no.
It's because you are young.
You are so cute.
Which one of you will be the winner?
The question is...
Rock-paper-scissors.
Let's start.
Bow to each other.
Thank you.
Both of you are in the middle of the ring.
Start!
Is it over?
That's right.
It's over in one round.
I hope you'll have a good match.
Let's start!
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
That's right!
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
You are better than last year.
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
You won!
It fits perfectly.
At this point, the price is higher than last year.
That's right.
It fits better than last year.
It fits perfectly.
Right?
Yes, it fits perfectly.
Wow!
I bought it and here it is.
It's great.
Is it because it's too small?
That's right!
It's out of budget.
I'm a little disappointed, but I don't have much impression of it.
It's good.
HARANISHI VS TANAKA
HARAN NO YOKAN
First of all...
Yes?
Is Tanaka okay?
If we take advantage of the length of the beach...
Yes, yes.
It's reasonable.
The beach is reasonable, but I think Haranishi is faster.
That's the way it is.
Next!
Information about you two...
First of all, Haranishi will...
Yes.
Cease fire mental drive.
That's important.
I'm sorry, but can you stop being so fast?
Yes?
Can you please stop being so fast?
Cease fire?
Janda, janda, janda, janda, janda, janda, janda, janda, janda, janda, janda...
My name is Brad Pitt!
(Laughter)
(Applause)
It's not impersonation, it's just impersonation.
Is that what he's saying?
Impersonation of an angry person.
There is also an impersonation of someone who doesn't do such a thing.
Can I do this?
Yes, please.
(Clearing throat)
(Oh)
Good evening. I'm Sugako Hashida.
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Sugako is in the ring.
The pin microphone is too loud.
Sugako is in the ring.
How about you, Tanaka?
I'll do "kani". (Crab)
(Applause)
She did "kani". (Crab)
(Applause)
She did "dorira". (Gorilla)
(Applause)
(Laughter)
(Applause)
That's great!
But we have to live towards this direction, don't we, crab?
You can do it, you can do it!
You can do it, you did it!
You can do it, you can do it!
You can do it, you did it!
"Shinkai", "shinkai", "shinkaigo" (deep sea fish)
I can't move my legs.
You can move your legs.
Gorilla is frightened.
It was a lie.
Gorilla wasn't frightened.
Gorilla pretended to be frightened.
Gorilla is scary.
Gorilla's tricks were noticeable.
The second round.
Ready, set...
Set...
Start!
Ready, set...
What's wrong?
Ready, set...
You were hitting his back.
It was too long.
Your hand was too long.
It was a little disgusting when you were playing rock- paper-scissors.
Disgusting?
It's not about that.
I tried my best.
It's a little disgusting.
It's disgusting!
It's a little disgusting.
It's okay if you do it again.
No!
Ready, set...
You're weak!
Ready, set...
Finish!
The first place is...
Ishii!
Well, well, well...
Yes, well, well...
Well, I got a little card out, so I guess there was some pressure.
Well, I want to do it at first.
This is overwhelming!
No, if you blocked it, my rhythm...
And you didn't block it!
It was a little unpleasant, you know?
Which one of you lost?
Canada vs. Gokado.
Motegenin competition!
Well, well, well...
Both of you...
Well, Kendo...
Yes.
You've been doing it for a while now.
I'm sure Kendo will have an advantage in this.
Yes.
In fact, these two people...
They have been co-starred in many programs.
Therefore, both of you have "iraira" hidden in your hearts.
It's a card of fate.
There's something you want to say, isn't there?
That's right!
First of all, I'd like to ask you about it.
Gokado, please.
Yes.
You're underestimating me!
What are you talking about?
You're underestimating me!
What are you talking about?
You're underestimating me, aren't you?!
Yeah, you're right.
You...
What are you talking about?
You're more than twice as good as Gerekin!
I see.
Even if I'm eating lunch or something in the dressing room...
You're smoking next to me, you know?!
It's... it's disgusting!
What's with you?!
Well, let me say this, Kokoro-san!
Hey!
Then please be more like a senpai!
I know!
I mean, please be more like an entertainer!
Huh?!
Your dream in the future... is to run an old clothes shop!
An entertainer's dream!
An entertainer's dream...
That kind of dream is...
What did you say?!
What's with you?!
No, I understand!
What's with you?!
Well, then, Daudo-san!
Actually, among the contestants in this gathering...
Yes?!
There is an entertainer who is very familiar with Kokoro-san!
Who?!
Kinoshita-san!
Huh?!
Well, he looks like this...
What's up?!
He's a little quiet now, right?
Yes, yes!
But Kokoro-san...
Yes?
He's a bit of a weirdo and has a lot of private life.
Huh?!
What?!
I went to see him a little...
Well, I went to see him on a trip...
Yes!
I went with him...
In this day and age...
I know!
I haven't heard of you in a while!
This is when it happened!
And... well, I went there and got lost!
I see!
I got all drenched and...
I got on this stage and...
I got wrapped up in this hall and...
In the end...
The manager got mad at me and...
I couldn't go out!
What?!
And just before I couldn't go out...
I took a picture of it!
Really?!
Yes!
I'd like you to see it!
Wait a minute!
What's with you?!
Yes, it's right here!
Wow!
This is it!
Wow!
It's not! It's not!
Just before this...
Let me show you one more.
Wait! Wait! Stop it!
I have one more.
Isn't it synthetic?
It has nothing to do with it!
What are you doing?
You've been looking down on me lately!
What is this?
Let's end this match with a head-butt!
Okay, head-butt!
Sit down!
Set!
Okay, match start!
Ready, set...
Come on, Takagi!
Come on!
Ready, set...
Come on, Takagi!
Ready, set...
Come on, Takagi!
What is this?
Set!
Ready, set...
Come on, Takagi!
What did you say?
That's all for now!
You can't do that, Takeru! You can't do that!
I'm winning, but I'm getting weak!
One, two...
Watch out! Watch out!
One, two...
Takeru, don't do that!
That's amazing!
Can you do it a little slower?
You're speeding up too much. Aren't you tired?
Are you okay?
And, Kogasaku, don't say "rock-paper-scissors" even once.
Rock-paper-scissors...
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors...
What are you doing?
Hey!
That's too much!
Do it properly!
What are you doing?
No matter how much you hit me or cover me...
It doesn't matter!
Good match!
Let's go!
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors...
I got in!
I didn't see you for a long time.
Canada, you did your best!
I did my best!
Did you get in nicely in the last?
It was a great battle!
Everyone wants to watch it!
I want to watch it with you forever!
I've never lost in this battle of rock-paper- scissors game before!
It's the first time I've done this much!
I'm going to bring this game to Madison Square Garden!
Next week...
TKJ Part 2!
The men's serious battle continues!
What's going on?
Here it is!
Endo's female relationship is exposed!
Who will get TKJ?