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Ladies and gentlemen...
Hamada-san, your voice isn't coming out.
I'm not feeling well.
I was like that too. The wind this year...
It was terrible. I was like Okamoto Natsuki.
For a while...
Seriously...
Hamada-san, your voice isn't coming out.
I have to be careful of the wind.
Like I said, I don't have many days of work.
When I start work, my voice comes out immediately.
It doesn't come out.
Even if you try to make it come out, it doesn't come out.
Because ordinary people can speak like this, right?
That's right.
But for about three days, if I did it with my normal voice, it would come out.
Young people can't say "wow" like that.
That's right.
Seriously, it's not good at all.
I did it yesterday too.
I tried it and it came out.
It's like something under my eyes is coming out.
It's like...
Blinking?
It's like blinking.
It doesn't come out at all.
It's one of my things too.
It's one of my things.
Iron film.
Iron film is coming out.
It's already...
Is there an iron film?
Iron film is coming out.
Can I say something like the first person?
Yes, please.
My wife... My child is already one and a half years old.
It's about time for me to scold her.
Women change quickly, don't they?
Until now, I spoke in a very gentle tone, but...
That's no good!
When I said that...
When I said "Ah!"
To be honest, I'm really nervous.
Ah, I understand.
But...
I understand.
It's probably not good for us to get angry together.
It's definitely not good.
If we get angry together...
Either of us will get angry.
That's no good.
So I said...
Hey, hey, don't say that.
I'm not doing anything bad.
I'm not saying anything important.
I'm not saying anything wrong.
But we can't even go to the bathroom together.
We can't even watch TV together.
We can't even hear each other.
That's right.
The sadness of the man at the time...
He's sweating, right?
He's sweating.
He's like...
I feel sorry for you.
But we can't say "I feel sorry for you," can we?
It's not "I feel sorry for you."
It's like getting scolded.
It's like a child growing up.
You can't do anything for him, and you're sweating like crazy.
You're like, "Dad, I can't do anything for you."
Isn't there a pattern like that?
We go out for work and come back home.
If we meet him for the first time on that day...
We want to cuddle up to him like crazy.
But just before that...
He was scolded by his mother.
He did something wrong.
His mother was angry at him.
She was rightfully angry at him.
But when I came back home...
She was like, "Ah..."
And he became sweet again.
I was angry at you, but you were sweet to me.
So every time I go home...
I start by reading the air in the house.
Wow, that's really hard.
Are you okay?
Whoa!
I try to go like that.
He's angry, but he's too sweet.
It's hard.
He's a man.
He hates it even more.
He's a man.
He has to get angry.
He's a man.
I can't do that, so...
I think people who can get angry easily can do it.
I'm not angry.
I can't do it, so...
It's not because I'm small.
If they give you a little trouble...
Make me angry!
I see.
Stop saying that.
You're pulling the tables.
It was a lot of fun!
And we should have some fun again...
If you get angry like that...
We'll destroy you!
You know what I mean?
I do.
But it's true that the staff would say "Are you going to make such a mistake?"
But if you two say it, the audience will freeze and the guests will say something like "Your performance is scary."
I don't know anymore. I'm like a bead ball.
You have no choice but to be a bead ball again, don't you?
I'm like a bead ball again.
But that's there.
When Mr. Haman was there, I was there.
When I was at the academy, I didn't listen at all.
I didn't want to read any magazines.
I just read a lot of magazines.
No, he can't do that.
It's called "chakkamangire".
He can do it.
If you turn it on, it'll light up right away.
But I can only do it like an electric heater, so I'm getting more and more angry.
But when it's bright red, it's a house, isn't it?
It's not there, is it?
Why do you say that right away?
I'm not good at saying it right away, but I'm envious of it.
I'm envious of it.
I was there today.
You know how they give you money on the highway?
The old man said, "What? I haven't seen you on TV lately."
What's wrong with you?
How rude of you!
I got hit in the face, but I couldn't help but laugh at what they said.
You're out,
You're out with a small voice.
I had no choice but to be scared.
Piero!
I'd been shocked instantly.
This is serious.
What should you do?
If you say "what?" now, you will say "what?" later.
"You didn't say 'what' recently!" "You didn't say 'what' recently!"
The problem is whether you say "what" or not.
Is that the problem?
Yes, that's the problem.
You should think about it.
I haven't changed much, but I have a bad eye.
It's like a lump of mold.
I'm sure you'll say "what?"
If you say "what?" now, I'll say "what?" later.
What is it?
I was surprised.
About a year ago, I was riding a taxi alone.
The taxi driver was a very smiling and nice person.
I don't think this person is bad at all.
He was smiling and saying, "You're working hard!"
Even in the mirror, he was smiling.
I like this person.
He was telling me, "You're working hard!"
I wondered if I was working hard.
I thought I shouldn't laugh at the end of the year.
You're working hard!
Is that so?
But you can't help it, can you?
Because you're stupid.
I'm stupid too, so we have no choice but to drive. Because we're both stupid.
Oh, I see. But my bullet just went through.
My bullet just went through. But you're smiling.
You don't have any ill intentions, do you?
Because I'm stupid too, you can't call me stupid, can you?
"Is that what you want to say?" "Absolutely."
"You don't have any ill intentions." "I don't have any ill intentions."
I don't think you have any ill intentions.
But I couldn't say anything anymore.
I was worried about what to do. But I thought, 'He really doesn't have any ill intentions.'
"You couldn't say anything." "I couldn't say anything."
Because if you say anything, you might get hurt more.
"That's right." "That's right."
I was surprised.
What about my juniors?
When I went to eat shabu-shabu with my juniors,
they had ponzu and sesame sauce. Sesame sauce is famous there.
If you dip it in sesame sauce, it's delicious.
So I said, 'This sesame sauce is delicious. Try it.'
They said, 'Okay.'
But two hours later, they didn't dip it in it even once.
They didn't dip it in sesame sauce even once.
If you say, 'I don't like sesame sauce,' you'll know why.
But you're stupid,
so you forget to dip it in it,
I don't know why, but I wanted to say it, but I couldn't say it because I was scared.
But I have a junior like you.
Really?
And...
What do you want me to do?
I'm right here.
What?
That's why I was so excited when I heard Endo's story.
I was so excited when I heard that he was stupid or something like that.
I went to the store and it was really good.
I said, "Wow, I really want to eat it."
When I got there, I ordered something completely different.
No, no, no.
I finally came and ate this.
Oh, I'm fine.
What?!
I said.
That's a little...
And I thought I was full and I ate it.
And after that, I ate three kinds of sweets.
What?
Why is that?
And this is still there, right?
It's inherited from my daughter, right?
That's right.
It's really similar to ours.
I didn't say this, did I?
I don't know.
Let's ask him.
Will you ask me?
Is it a confrontation?
No, I didn't use a chopstick.
When I was a kid, I used a fork and ate it.
It's a little old, but...
Yes, yes, yes.
I didn't use a chopstick and I was told not to use a chopstick.
There are forced chopsticks like this now, right?
Yes, there are.
There are holes and you can put it in and grab it properly.
Oh, it's like scissors.
Yes, yes, yes.
There is, there is.
Give me that chopstick.
No, I don't want it anymore.
No!
At that time, my way of doing things was...
No!
But if you force me to give it to you and you give it to me, I'll throw that chopstick away.
I'm already...
Hey!
Who is it?!
And the girl goes...
Hey! Are you serious?!
I think I know who it is!
Director Tana looks exactly like you.
His face is exactly like you.
That's why I'm telling you for the first time,
I have two kids, and just before they're born, I have the same dream.
It's a dream where the kid says, "I'm born!"
And I've always had this thought that I'd hate it if the kid who was born was kicked out of the family.
Well, it did happen.
And they picked me up and said, "I'm born!"
And the newborn kid smiles and laughs.
Usually, teeth don't grow, do they?
Only the mouth's teeth grow tightly and are aligned.
In the dream.
And the top and bottom teeth that smiled and laughed...
A drum roll starts.
I'm nervous.
Boom!
It fell off.
I was like "what?!"
I have that in me.
It's amazing.
When it happens, I don't like it.
It's like a threat.
It happens in my dream.
A drum roll.
But, when you did the second drum roll...
Yes.
It was like this.
It happens when you do the second drum roll.
Yes, it happens every time.
If it was like this...
It's a relief.
It's like this.
I was scared.
Are you okay?
Both of you?
Tanakape is not that shy.
That's right.
Endo, you're like him, right?
I'm like Mochiaki.
We walk together as kids.
When I see a kid's face...
I'm like "huh? Mochiaki looks like him."
That's how similar you are.
That's how similar I am with Endo.
Mochiaki looks like him.
His hair looks like him.
Have you met him?
No.
I met him at a live show.
He was about four or five years old.
He talked a lot.
I didn't know he could talk like that.
Come here! Come here!
When I hugged him...
My whole body was shaking.
You didn't get used to it.
It happens.
You didn't get used to it.
Basically, you get used to people when you're young.
It's like a lie.
I didn't get used to it when I met Hamada.
When I met Hamada...
I cried a lot.
I ran into him this New Year.
We went out for a meal.
We ran into him this New Year.
But we kept our distance from him.
What's going on?
I saw it on TV.
Your dad thinks of you as an enemy.
That's right.
My daughter thinks of you as an enemy.
(Laughter)
But my daughter might think of you as an enemy.
I saw you in the newspaper. You had a funny face, Mr. Hamamatsu.
What did you say?
There is a newspaper called "Doyagao".
There is a picture of you and your daughter.
That's funny.
That's amazing.
That picture is not funny at all.
(Laughter)
Since when did you have such a funny face?
(Laughter)
You really have a funny face.
(Laughter)
If you were angry, you wouldn't have said it.
You would be angry.
You said it too much.
(Laughter)
Is it me?
The same.
(Laughter)
You don't have to say it.
(Laughter)
I've never seen such a funny face.
I think I know why you have such a funny face.
(Laughter)
You are stupid.
You are really stupid.
You are stupid.
The other day, too.
A car can go through the road.
Of course, it's not bad to go through.
A young man riding a bicycle in front of me is driving in the middle at a speed of about 5 km / h.
It can't be helped even if you wait.
I don't know how long it will last.
That's right.
It's a very, very small sound.
It's so small that it's really difficult.
fwaa
"fwaa" and look back.
uwa
Even if you say "uwa" on your bicycle,
is there a way to prevent this beforehand?
No, no, no.
If you think about it, it's the same road again.
"uwa" When you run, your grandfather is walking slowly with his two grandchildren.
This is about 3 km.
It's a smiley effect.
It can't be helped.
kyoku
nyee
I won't break it either!
I won't break it, but it's not going to make sense even if you keep doing it!
kyoku nu gua ba
"fwa" and do it.
"fwa" and look at your grandfather and grandson.
No, no, no, no.
Do you intend to do so?
It's not like that.
no no no
Really.
What should I do?
But that's normal. You take it and you do it and you do it and you do it again.
But the thing is, the question is,
a "crackshot" is a "surprise", right?
And you either take it as a "negative surprise" or "positive surprise".
If you don't say, "Oh, you told me about it," I'll be like, "You scared me!"
But I am scaring you in a certain way.
If you don't let me go, I won't notice it.
But you won't get mad at me for sure.
Oh...
Does it really make you go "wah"?
It doesn't make you go "wah" at all, does it?
No, but you've been trying so hard. I can't go any further than that.
So I think you're a "chirin-chirin" Kotaro.
Open it up.
Yes, yes. Open the window and "chirin-chirin"
I see.
Then you look back and "wah" comes out of the car.
And you end up going "wah" again.
You surprised me so much.
Who came up with this?
I'll tell you something serious.
Why aren't there "put" buttons?
Oh, I see.
"Put" button and "thank you" button.
I always use "hazard" when I ask for help.
"Hazard", "thank you", "chirin-chirin"
But there are "put" buttons here.
Sometimes you can't see them while you're driving.
It depends on the type of car you're driving.
End!
I'm right here, so I always use "put" buttons.
I'm sure you use "hazard" when you're driving.
What do you do?
I always use "thank you" button or "cute" button.
Like "cute" Mark?
Like "smiley" Mark?
Yes, like "smiley" Mark.
And you want me to use "thank you" button?
Yes, I want you to use "thank you" button.
Is "hazard" the same as "thank you" button?
"Hazard" is fine, isn't it?
No, it's the same!
There's a line between "thank you" and "thank you" button!
Scary!
"Chirin-chirin" is the best.
Why don't you make a show about it?
I want to wear it as a kid.
Is it that round "chirin-chirin" you wear on your bike?
Where do you wear it?
I don't know where to wear it.
It depends on who's driving.
But if you wear it on your stomach, it won't work, right?
Stomach...
You can't wear it on your stomach, right?
Oh! Wipers are good!
Chirin-chirin
Wipers?
If it rains, it's the worst.
"Chirin-chirin" all the time.
Wipers?
Is there anything?
I really don't like it.
I don't like it.
Ambulances and police cars
are in a row.
It's a little blinding.
Oh, I see.
You don't like it?
The red one.
You don't like the red one?
You bought it?
You don't have to wear it.
Oh, I saw it recently.
A car with an emergency light.
Oh, I saw it recently.
When you're in a pinch, you appeal.
When you have a bad attitude,
when you have a bad attitude,
Oh, this is bad.
Which one?
That one.
No, the taxi.
You saw it?
From there?
No, I don't know.
Where does it go?
If it's a central radio, it's big.
Yes, yes.
It's red.
When you're in a pinch, you appeal.
Oh, I see.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I saw you driving normally,
and you're reading a magazine normally, too.
What's emergency?
I often see people with cameras on.
I see.
It's a little scary,
but you can't make a phone call in the dark.
Yes, yes.
Celebrities have privacy in that area, right?
Yes, I might not be allowed to talk about it.
Yes, we don't have surety features like Twitter or ass.
No, we don't.
No?
I've been the first to poop in a convenience store.
I'm sure that parleys are sayled, too.
It's really okay.
They say nothing!
That's not done at all.
Even though it's not sold with such an image.
I don't want you to think that I'm cheating.