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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Yara Hen"
Chiki Chiki! Mezase! Prince!
Honoh's Tennis Classroom!
Today, we're going to play tennis seriously.
Can you do it?
I dare to do it.
You don't have a partner, do you?
No, no.
I usually have a partner.
I don't know why you have this.
What are you hiding?
What is it?
Nothing.
We're not the only ones.
Are you an amateur?
No, I'm not.
Let's welcome our coach.
Coach Hiranuma!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Hi, I'm Endo.
I heard that love comes suddenly.
I didn't think I'd get a love smash from a coach like this.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Is it okay for us to do this? - It's okay, if you do it slowly.
- Really? - Yes, it's definitely okay for everyone.
You're taking too much time.
What an oppressive outfit you're wearing.
If you're wearing such short pants, you'll be mistaken for inviting you.
Wait...
Don't tell me...
Coach, you're also...
- But coach... - Yes?
- Among us, Endo was playing his role. - Oh, is that so?
- I think it's important. - Oh, is that so?
- Then, can I say something? I'm sorry. - That's right.
Oh, you're right.
You have a solid body and I think you have good muscles.
Hey, are you serious?
That's so-called...
petching.
- Yes. - But what do you think?
- I also play golf and I think I can do it. - Oh, can I say something?
Yes, please.
- Hamada-san is also playing his role. - Oh, is that so?
I knew this man would come.
Hamada has been trying to poke me in the back for a while now.
He noticed my feelings and came to break me up.
The trees are...
Let's do it in order not to get hurt.
First of all, turn your wrists and ankles well.
Next, let's do front squats.
I'll do it, so please watch me.
Raise your hands wide and push them out to a distance.
Stretch it out well.
Please try it.
Stretch it out.
Now, put your hands together.
Let's do it.
Oh, no! I want to touch it!
I want to touch it!
One, two...
Two, three, four...
Five, six...
Seven, eight...
Hey, what are you looking at?
That's my butt!
Two, two...
Three, four...
Even this old man thinks I'm a coach!
Isn't the kid's use of the word "abnormal sex worker" absurd?!
Two, three, four...
Five, six...
Seven, eight...
Next up, we'd like you two to team up and do flexibility exercises.
Okay!
Let's do it!
Then I'll be in the picture!
Ah, no! It's okay! I'm Tanaka!
What do you mean "it's okay"? It's already decided!
No, it's already decided for me!
This guy... He came to touch me all of a sudden...
How much does he have?
What's with you?
Do it! Do it!
Okay, I'll do it!
Okay, okay!
Open wide!
Okay!
Ow! Ow!
Are you okay?
Yes!
It's hard?!
Don't mess with me!
Does he think I'm getting married because of this?!
Open your legs more!
Put your feet in more!
Open my legs?!
Could he be here?!
Someone! Help me!
Tanaka!
Ah!
Oh!
No good!
He's completely ignoring me!
Could it be that Tanaka is being held by Hamada?!
In other words...
He's being held by him...
What's going on with this show?!
Okay, everyone, it's okay!
Everyone, please stand up for a moment.
Okay, next...
Ah, could you stand up for a moment, please?
Next, we'll stretch out your back.
We'll do it like this.
Please put your backs together in pairs.
Yes, please.
You can leave your entire body.
Leave your entire weight.
And then...
Yes, and then...
Please shake it from time to time.
That's right.
What a disgusting sight...
I can't stand it anymore!
What's in front of me...
What's in front of Coach's eyes...
Coach...
COACH!
You are... Endoshuzo Shizuo.
C-Coach...
From now on...
Now...
If you'll be honest with me...
Coach...
I...
Will devote everything of Endoshuzo...
To you!
Coach...
The usual coach...
What was that just now?
First, put the racket on the ground.
Put the racket in my hand and talk?
No way...
With my mouth?
I'll try it once.
I want you to see it.
Hold it gently.
And take it.
Let's try it, everyone.
Hold it hard.
Gently and softly.
I see.
Even as a coach or a pet, you don't forget kindness.
This is bad.
When I imagined it, Yakko-san came out of under my pants.
Let's start with the basic posture.
Put your left hand gently on the racket.
Keep your center of gravity low.
At this time, stand up the racket's head.
You can stand it up or lay it down.
I see.
Stand it up?
What's wrong with that?
Doesn't everyone like it harder?
That's great!
Yamamoto-san, stand it up a little more.
That's about it.
Matsumoto-san, stand it up a little more.
I see.
Coach, how do you like me standing?
Hurry up and stand up!
Can you stand it up more?
More.
From here...
That's right.
Endo-san, stand it up!
Stand it up firmly!
But if I stand it up more than this...
Does that mean I have to take off my underpants and stand it up?
How mean!
But...
That's not it.
Endo-sensei...
It's important...
It's hot!
Ah! Not again!
What's wrong with me?
There are two types of swing in tennis.
There are forehand and backhand.
What? There's backhand, too?
Let's do it. First, forehand.
Put your shoulder in and swing it out.
Next is backhand.
Isn't this spanking?
As expected of coach.
He saw right away that I was "M".
Excuse me. Can you swing me?
Ah, yes.
Can I?
Yes.
Yes, you can.
Put your racket a little bigger.
Isn't this spanking?
Ah, yes.
I'll make a motion to coach.
A plan to make Matsumoto jealous.
But will Matsumoto agree to such a cheap plan?
I see. Elbows, elbows are like this.
Completely jealous.
For a couple with a long relationship, moderate stimulation and jealousy are important.
It was true.
Coach, how about me?
Can you do it for me?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Hold it big and swing it.
That's right.
Coach's hand is entangled.
Coach, my hip is...
This is not good.
At this rate, I'll show my ugly face again.
Coach, this is not good.
My hip is hitting.
Coach!
Coach, I'll do it for you.
See you again.
How about it?
My ugly hand.
Coach, can you do it for me?
Coach!
Hold it big and swing it.
Coach, can you do it for me?
Coach!
Again?
What's wrong with me?
Okay, you can swing now.
Let's actually hit the ball this time.
You're good at this, Ho-san!
A little...
Nice!
Good, good!
I can't play like this!
Here I go!
Nice shot!
Ho-san, you're...
There are people who play against each other.
Low gun! Low gun!
Low gun!
I can't catch you!
Nice shot!
Low gun! Low gun!
Nice!
Yes!
Nice shot!
Yes!
Relax!
Relax more!
Yes, that's good!
Relax more!
Relax and relax!
En-do-san, relax!
Relax!
Relax?
Coach...
Can I relax here?
To be honest...
I relaxed this morning, too...
But for you, coach...
I'll relax as many times as it takes.
It's like rubbing the ball from below.
Rub it hard!
En-do-san, rub it!
Come on, relax!
Relax and rub!
Yes!
Coach...
Can I rub it?
That means...
In that flow...
Coach...
OK, change!
Shall we move on?
Shall we?
OK!
Let's go!
Nice shot!
That was good.
Here we are again.
There's no way we can do backflip in a place like this.
This guy is tall but his bottom is very thin.
That's the last one.
Okay, let's take a break, everyone.
Okay.
To the bench.
Okay, let's take a break.
Thank goodness.
That was a close one.
Let's go.
Good job, everyone.
Bananas are good for recovery.
Eat bananas for nutrition.
Oh, thank you.
Yes.
Thank you.
Can I have the biggest one?
You want it?
Yes.
Then I'll have this one.
The biggest one?
This is fresh, isn't it?
Hmm...
First of all...
Kindly...
Peel it off...
Slowly...
Dip it in your mouth...
Wait, what?
What is this picture?
It's like...
It's like the picture I saw in the Western gate video!
I'm starting to get thirsty.
Oh, I'm sorry.
He came here and joined us indirectly.
It's too late for such a platonic play.
What the hell is going on?
He's hitting me in the face.
Was it all part of this plan?
You're the only one I can see now.
Coach!
How is it?
Did you do it?
Are you ready?
Yeah.
This way.
Come on.
Let me go.
The coach will go into the park, so you all go in and play doubles.
First of all, Mr. Hammer will go in here.
Mr. Endo will go in here.
Me?
Yes, thank you.
Thank you.
Let's practice while playing doubles.
This is difficult.
This is bad. This is too bad.
At this close range, Kansai's west side ghost is...
My body is in danger.
Oh.
Is it touching?
Oh, you can do it!
Oh!
You did it!
That was close.
Be brave. Be brave.
Your backhand is good. Your backhand is good, but you...
Be brave.
Oh!
Hey!
I can't get it.
You can do it. You can do it.
Oh!
The guy in the back is getting sick.
What is this?
You...
I thought it was a forehand and backhand open, so you should try it!
Forehand and backhand open.
Backhand and backhand open.
You can do it. You can do it.
What is this?
You're good!
Oh!
This is bad!
Oh! It's in! It's in!
It's in!
Oh!
You did it!
Endo! That smash looked like Nishikori!
Nishikori...
Nishimokkori?!
What is he talking about?!
Ball boy! Hurry up and get that ball!
Get the ball?!
Yamagaki is ready for Matsumoto to make a comeback!
Go for it! Go for it!
What are you doing?
It's a little wobbly.
Are you okay?
It's a little wobbly.
Someone else?
I'll go in for you.
Is it okay?
All right!
There's no one in between me and the coach anymore!
And the coach is right in front of me!
Now, I'll play as much as I want!
Hey! Endo!
Hey! You can do it, Endo!
I'll do it!
I've touched you before!
It's OK!
Let's go!
Endo!
It's OK! I've touched you before!
Why is he cheering for me?
Even though he's decided it for me...
I should want to become one with the coach...
But Hamada is in my head...
What in the world is this feeling?!
Ah, Hamada... I knew it...
I knew you...
You bastard!
After all, I am...
Endo Shuzo is the best in the world.
I love you...
...the most in the world.
Enough!
Stop it.
It's your fault.
How many cuts are you shooting?
Ladies and gentlemen...
- Tanaka, you know... - Yes?
- Wow... - What is it? What is it?
- Excuse me for a second. - What is it?
- You have a lot of hair loss. - Wow! This is the worst!
This is the worst!
- You have a lot of hair loss in your head. - You have a lot of hair loss.
What's wrong?
- Isn't this the worst start? - Oh, which one is it?
- Well, you know... - Yes?
- I have oesophagitis. - What do you mean?
I have oesophagitis.
If I had a mirror next to me, of course, I could see right away.
But it's not like that.
First of all, I have oesophagitis.
And I do like this.
And if I do like this, I don't have oesophagitis.
So I can't get rid of oesophagitis.
After confirming with this,
I think I can get rid of oesophagitis now.
I know. I know.
If it becomes like this, I can't do it anymore.
No matter how many times I do it, I think I can get rid of oesophagitis now.
- So you can get rid of oesophagitis. - I think I can get rid of oesophagitis.
- But it continues forever. - Yes, yes.
I did it about four or five times.
When I told my wife about it for the fifth time,
she said I had oesophagitis.
I'm serious.
I'm sick. If it becomes like this...
You mean you want to get rid of it, right?
But age is also important.
- I'm really curious about something. - What is it?
You don't have any sexual desire, do you?
- Since you were young? - No, I don't have any sexual desire at all.
- Come on, don't pretend to be nice. - No, it's not like that.
I'm really interested in nasty things, but I'm a muscular man.
- No, this is... - I think it's the first time I've been told I'm muscular.
- No, this is... - Really? - Yes.
I can't move. How can I say it? I can't move easily.
- You can't move easily. - I wonder why.
- It's hard for me to say this. - That's right.
- If you suddenly say that, I'll stop for a moment. - That's right.
- I'm muscular, but I'm also nasty. - That's right.
When I was in Yamazaki for about six months, I was about to jump on an old woman's butt in front of a bank.
I was about to jump on an old woman's butt in front of a bank.
It's difficult to say.
You watch erotic DVDs, don't you?
It's been seven years since I got married.
I borrowed it three times in secret.
Be a man and borrow it!
You borrowed it!
I borrowed it three times in secret and I found it three times in secret.
Be a man and borrow it!
If you borrow it, you'll definitely find it a hundred times.
It's three times out of three, isn't it?
That's scary, isn't it?
That's right.
That's why I can't say it.
I wonder what it is.
What is it like that?
It was fine in the past.
For example, if my girlfriend saw it like that...
I mean, she came home and took it out normally.
What did you do?
It's difficult when you get married.
I wrote to you once and said I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to do that.
I happened to clean it up and it came out.
The dish and the deck...
You know, DVDs now...
It's the one with the picture, isn't it?
The package is the one with the picture.
It's a girl's...
You can't deceive her.
She said she saw it.
Even if you get angry...
You can't laugh.
It's like...
All the time...